Internet Party


Uploaded by rewboss on 04.09.2009

Transcript:
LOL! LOL! OMG, that is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!
I am LMAO! ROFL! LOL! LOL!
Want to buy a watch? Really, really classy, this.
Genuine fake — your friends will be well impressed!
Here’s my CD collection, which you can have, and I’ve thrown in some trojans just for you.
He’s trying to kill us, you know. The host.
He’s put a slow-acting poison in the drinks.
That’s why I’m not drinking anything.
Hey, guess what? You’re the 999,999th person I’ve met tonight!
Congratulations!
OK, now, over there is Richard. Richard went to the same school as you, so you may know him.
Judy, she wants to be your friend.
And Dave... Dave has just written something about you.
And Sue. Sue’s over there, she’s got some photos of you, so you might want to check those out.
And there’s this fantastic game all your friends are playing, so you should play it as well, it’s brilliant.
By the way, there’s a stray chicken over there. Maybe you should adopt it.
Now, the General Theory of Relativity is the geometric theory of gra— Oh!
Now, geometry is the part of mathematics — this is interesting —
it’s concerned with quantity, shape, space and change...
And space is fascinating, listen to this:
“Space” has many different meanings. It can refer to:
outer space, mathematical space, sample space,
space music, space rock, space jazz,
address space, code space, cyberspace...
There was a British band called “Space”, do you want to hear about them?
OK, you give me £50.
Then you find three friends stupid enough to give you £50
and you’ll be rich in no time. Trust me.
I’ve got a picture of my guinea-pig.
Isn’t she cute?
What’s your favourite colour? What’s your favourite pizza topping? What’s your favourite piece of music?
What’s your favourite band? Which celebrity would you sleep with? Which celebrity would you not sleep with?
What were you doing at 10 o’clock last night? Who were you last with?
Who do you love? Who do you hate?
This party sucks! It sucks!
That’s 2 hours, 45 minutes and 12 seconds of my life I’ve just wasted!
One star!