Jan | Ep. 6 of 15 | Feat. Caitlin Gerard, Stephen Moyer & Virginia Madsen | WIGS

Uploaded by wigs on 21.05.2012

I'm really sorry. Just trying to be a help, you know?
Are you-are you going to say anything?
Thank you. Oh that's funny.
No really, thank you for helping me, please don't do it again. Ok? I--
I need this job. I need the money. I need the credibility in this business. And what I don't need is--
Is my help. I get it. It's alright.
I get it. It's alright.
No Gery, I just don't need enemies before I've even started.
I'm just a screw up. I get it.
I just want to be alone. I've got a lot of work to do.
I thought you might appreciate this
I thought you could borrow it for a spell.
You can't just give a lieca to a stranger.
Suddenly I'm a stranger? It's a loaner.
It's the M9P. It is!
I thought it was the least I could do under the circumstances, after all the trouble I've caused.
You can enjoy it for as long as you want. Thank you!
You don't have to thank me.
I'm not crying it's just the mace.
Oh wow.
You know this has 18 megapixel. I do.
And the 9P has the best screen ever made. I mean, its virtually indestructible.
Oh wow.
Then lens.
You know nobody knows how Leits or Zeis makes their glass, but it's like magic.
I mean it's not even how sharp they are, it's just that they're so sensitive to light and color, that--
It's as if the light drapes itself around an object like a blanket.
Now listen.
That amazing?
Have a go.
It's like a moan.
It's almost better than sex, isn't it?
It does indeed.
Not without makeup, darling.
I'm sorry I should have asked.
I'm joking. I'm going to take a shower, unless you want to get in there before me.
No, no, I took one this morning.
Ok. I'll, uh, right.
I'll just be bonding with my new best friend.
There's a lot of boy's who'd be jealous of your new best friend.
I mean the way you hold it. The way you caress it. That's love
Take a shower.
Oh. OK.
Oh no.
Shoot me.
Let's have a look at what you've been doing.
Nice. Very moody.
Shoot me in the chair.
What do you want me to do? Direct me.
Direct you? Really?
Move towards the light.
This way? Yeah.
Now look at at me. Right into the lens.
Just stay right there.
You like this don't you?
Does it turn you on?
Does everything have to be sexual for you?
It's nice
Give me the camera.
Oh, I don't like to be photographed.
Everybody likes to be shot.
Get in the chair.
Aye yai yai.
Nice. To the left.
Eyes up to me.
Go even further with your head.
Give me your eyes back.
See you're a natural.
Look at me.
Are you going to ask me to disrobe?
You can if you want. But I'm more interested in your eyes.
Take your glasses off.
Eyes back to me.
You really are a beauty, you know.
Please don't kiss me.
I won't.
I'm just not that good at it.
I mean it complicates everything
And this isn't an invitation for you,
the older, more experienced male partner to, to mentor me to sexual satiation, you know. To show me,
show me the errors in my ways.
This is why I shut up,
because when I don't I'm like a runaway locomotive in search of Denzel Washington.
I think my answer to your question is, I,
I like sex, just like everybody else.
I didn't ask you that.
But if that's a proposal, I think the moment has passed.
I gotta get off to location. See how you feel about it in the morning.
I'll miss you and your craziness.
You see, underneath it all, I'm quite lovable.
No, no.
Do you know how to spell the word boundaries?
Who's Robbie? Is he your ex?
He's my competition. Please.
Lookie, lookie, lookie, a girl gives up her nookie.
I tried, actually, and failed.
And you are? Vera. Vera?
What do you say we all go out and grab so drinks?
No, you two go. Jan and I have some catching up to do.
You take care of the camera, Cyclopes.
Don't call me that.