SPOOKTACULAR w/ Hannah Hart, Tyler Oakley, Bethinshow & DailyGrace LIVE - 10/24/12 (Full Ep)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 24.10.2012

Transcript:
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: [SCREAMS]
[SPOOKY LAUGH]
I mean--
[SPOOKY VERSION OF "MY DAMN CHANNEL LIVE" THEME SONG]

BETH HOYT: Hello, goblins and witches, I'm Beth Hoyt.
I mean--
I mean, I'm Claire Danes' Cry Face, Angela Chase version.
Got that?
It's that time of year again.
It's Halloween for the whole week here at "My Damn Channel
Live" starting today with a huge, Sugarbear-sized bang.
I mean, check out the studio.
We have fog.
We have lots of cobwebs, skulls, and skeletons.
We've got a kill zone.
And as you can see from my costume, or-- or chin, um,
today is specifically Halloween here.
We are in Internetland after all.
We are giving today's episode a full 60 minutes, because we
couldn't pack it all in and include all your questions and
comments in 30.
There's just no way, not with the special guests we've got
here in the studio today.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
BETH HOYT: Who's here first?
HANNAH HART: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Hey!
It's Hannah Hart from "My Drunk Kitchen"
and all things Harto.
HANNAH HART: Hi, hi.
BETH HOYT: Hi, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: Hey, Beth.
I mean Claire.
I mean Angela.
BETH HOYT: You can--
I still go by Beth, but--
HANNAH HART: OK.
That's cool.
BETH HOYT: But, um, just keep in mind that--
OK.
Uh, what is-- what are you dressed as?
HANNAH HART: I'm Oolong the Pancake Bunny.
BETH HOYT: I didn't know that his name was Oolong.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I know.
I just found that out a second ago.
BETH HOYT: Did you make that up?
HANNAH HART: Who's to say?
BETH HOYT: OK.
Did you bring something for the party?
HANNAH HART: I did.
I brought--
BETH HOYT: Are they really in a random little sack?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, it's a--
BETH HOYT: Are you running away from home?
HANNAH HART: Hey, OK.
Uh, this is a perfectly valid way of carrying candy.
BETH HOYT: Oh, it's candy.
Add it to the bowl.
HANNAH HART: This is my payment to you, Beth.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Please let me live.
BETH HOYT: Good job out there, Hannah.
Way to bring it home to Mama.
OK.
There's alcoholic beverage back there.
Go help yourself.
[DOORBELL]
BETH HOYT: This is fun!
Another guest.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hi!
BETH HOYT: Hi!
From his self-titled and highly entertaining YouTube
channel, it's Mr. Tyler Oakley.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hi, everyone.
BETH HOYT: Can you tell us about your meme costume today?
TYLER OAKLEY: Well, obviously, I am the Ridiculously
Photogenic Running Guy, Zeddie Little.
BETH HOYT: Zeddie Little.
TYLER OAKLEY: Can you tell?
BETH HOYT: You didn't--
TYLER OAKLEY: No, that's his name.
BETH HOYT: I know.
TYLER OAKLEY: I swear.
I looked him up on Facebook.
BETH HOYT: Oh, so it's truth.
You're the hipster version, though.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah, because otherwise I
would be blind, so.
BETH HOYT: Right.
Or the late-night version, yeah.
He needs to pop off his contacts sometime.
You have-- you also have a weird case.
TYLER OAKLEY: Look what I have.
Well, I went trick-or-treating and I brought all these goods.
BETH HOYT: We're getting pretty full here.
Awesome.
Thanks Tyler, go join--
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah.
Of course.
Hey, Hannah.
BETH HOYT: Everyone's fine.
[DOORBELL]
HANNAH HART: --As Oolong, for the rest of the show.
BETH HOYT: I'm sure you know our next guest.
She's from YouTube's Daily Grace, and she held my hand
through the Times Scare Haunted House, which you'll
witness later in the show.
It's Daily Grace, who I think you are--
not--
GRACE HELBIG: My meme's not the best.
It's OK.
I'm Unimpressed McKayla.
BETH HOYT: I'm pretty impressed.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, whatever.
BETH HOYT: That's a very good face.
GRACE HELBIG: Thanks.
BETH HOYT: Very good.
Very good unimpressed.
But what's in your-- you brought an actual--
GRACE HELBIG: I brought the only thing you asked us all to
bring, Beth.
She's very specific about her party invitations.
BETH HOYT: I want candy.
GRACE HELBIG: I brought candy, and I guess I'm the only
non-caveman here 'cause I have an actual way
of carrying my candy.
BETH HOYT: Your mom loves you.
GRACE HELBIG: She loves me.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Thanks, Grace.
We're overflowing.
This is all good news.
Let's party.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I hear there's drinks.
BETH HOYT: Yay.
Oh, but first, Mom wants a picture, a group picture
before we get too drunk.
ALL: (GROWNING) Oh, Mom.
BETH HOYT: It's OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take it.
BETH HOYT: Nate, count us down?
NATE BENNETT: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[CAMERA SHUTTER]
BETH HOYT: OK, let's party.
We'll be right back.
And we are playing
Halloween-themed Shots 'n Shots.
But first, here's a sneak peek at a little celebrity
Halloween Hall Grace and I shot with
our friends at Fodder.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH AS GWYNETH: Hellow and welcome.
I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
This is the one and only--
I think--
Lindsay Lohan.
GRACE AS LINDSAY: I went trick-or-treating and I got so
much candy.
It's one of my favorite things, is candy.
BETH AS GWYNETH: Well, if you're going to have sugar,
you should go for a little nibble of dark chocolate.
A fourth of a square after lunch, that should satiate
your sweet tooth.
GRACE AS LINDSAY: Ew!
Ew!
Someone gave me raisins.
BETH AS GWYNETH: Great.
GRACE AS LINDSAY: Who is the Satan-worshipper
that gave me raisins?
BETH AS GWYNETH: That's a great option to give out for
trick-or-treaters.
GRACE AS LINDSAY: If I want to put something tiny and wrinkly
in my mouth, I'll just make out with Mary Kate Olsen.
[CACKLES]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Welcome back.
It's time for Halloween-themed Shots 'n Shots.
[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: OK, so this is how we play Shots 'n Shots.
here at My Damn Channel.
Um, first of all, we have these sticky eyeballs--
they're really sticky, you guys-- and we throw them at
the bull's eye.
Nate, can I get a bull's eye?
So we throw them at the bull's eye.
If you guys get them anywhere in that circle, that's cool.
You get a high five.
If you do not, you take one of these shots.
This is-- so, the shots 'n shots.
Get it, guys?
You get, um, these are the shots we have--
blood, brains, poison, ectoplasm, and--
I'm gonna make this shot live--
this is the entire contents of a trick-or-treat bag, which is
all this stuff unwrapped.
I'm gonna put it in this blender here that has a little
bit of water.

Mmmm.
Sounds like diabetes!
Let's--
I'm told to puree and then liquefy.
Here we go.
Puree.
[LOUD GRINDING NOISE]
BETH HOYT: Aaahhh!
We're fine.
Is it time to liquefy yet?
No.
[MORE GRINDING]
BETH HOYT: Once I saw that Twix go down, then
I knew it was time.
Twix is down, time to liquefy.
[LIQUEFYING]
BETH HOYT: I mean--
[SOBS]
Why?
She's ready!
OK.
This is-- that was very loud.
Are we all OK?
It smells delicious.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: So whoever gets this shot--
ALL: [EXCLAIM IN WONDER]
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Whoever gets that shot will have to chew a
little bit.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Let's just fill 'er up.
So good luck to-- to you and your stomach, if that one's
the one that you choose.
All right.
Let's all play Shots 'n Shots.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: I'll go first.
HANNAH HART: I love it when parties make you suffer.
BETH HOYT: Yay!
That's My Damn Channel.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's have a party!
BETH HOYT: So these are really sticky on your fingers.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
HANNAH HART: Go for it.
You show us how it's done, Claire.
TYLER OAKLEY: Let's see.
ALL: (GROANING) Oh!
BETH HOYT: Sorry.
HANNAH HART: The worst.
TYLER OAKLEY: That was pretty bad.
BETH HOYT: All right, so you take--
I have to take a shot.
I'm gonna take a shot of, um, the ectoplasm.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, that looks good.
BETH HOYT: It looks--
that's what I-- it's what I want.
Mmm.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay!
TYLER OAKLEY: Ulllgh, no!
HANNAH HART: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Mmm.
TYLER OAKLEY: Was it good?
BETH HOYT: I love ghosts inside me.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, no.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: All right, McKayla.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, I'll go.
BETH HOYT: That was delicious.
HANNAH HART: Try not to screw up.
GRACE HELBIG: Mmm, I'm very good at this game.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh god.
ALL: Ohhh!
TYLER OAKLEY: That was very close.
GRACE HELBIG: Ugh.
OK.
TYLER OAKLEY: Y'all can't see at home, but that was close.
BETH HOYT: You can pick the candy one at any time.
GRACE HELBIG: You know what?
I'm going to pick it at a different time.
BETH HOYT: Oh, well.
GRACE HELBIG: I'm going to go with blood.
HANNAH HART: God, no.
No!
BETH HOYT: Is that what you were gonna do?
No, maybe you'll make it in the bull's eye.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, that's true.
BETH HOYT: Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
[ALL GROAN IN DISGUST]
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: How was that?
Is that spicy?
GRACE HELBIG: It was-- a little bit of spice.
I think it was O negative.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Mmm, so good.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ok, well I'm really--
HANNAH HART: You're athletic.
You got this.
TYLER OAKLEY: It think I'm gonna get it.
I went to a Big Ten school, so.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you look-- the wrong one, though, sorry.
ALL: Ohh!
TYLER OAKLEY: I was close.
I was close.
BETH HOYT: This is very difficult, you guys, because
the balls are sticky.
TYLER OAKLEY: Um, I'm very tempted with this one, but--
BETH HOYT: Doesn't it smell kind of good?
TYLER OAKLEY: (CHOKING) Yeah!
BETH HOYT: It smells like peanut butter and nerds.
TYLER OAKLEY: I think I'm gonna go with the poison.
OK, here we go.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ready?
It smells good.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: How as that?
TYLER OAKLEY: That was delicious--
ugggh, no.
That's got like a bad something aftertaste.
That's not OK.
BETH HOYT: Ulllgh.
GRACE HELBIG: It's in your body now.
BETH HOYT: It's all right!
Party, party!
TYLER OAKLEY: I feel it.
I feel it.
BETH HOYT: Poison feels good.
You can wash it down with some Halloween punch.
TYLER OAKLEY: I think I need to.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, you're doing good.
You're looking less than photogenic.
TYLER OAKLEY: Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: A little peaked.
BETH HOYT: No, he's fine.
TYLER OAKLEY: That wasn't right.
BETH HOYT: The show is just beginning.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
GRACE HELBIG: Show us, bunny.
HANNAH HART: OK, guys, this is how bunny do.
GRACE HELBIG: You bunn-a be good.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: That's not good.
I'm not very good at puns.
HANNAH HART: Time to face my ears.
BETH HOYT: That was a-- that was--
HANNAH HART: Fuck--
ALL: Ohh!
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: No!
HANNAH HART: It's as if a real rabbit threw that.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Was that--
what happened?
TYLER OAKLEY: It was so--
BETH HOYT: You're very in character.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, that's--
HANNAH HART: This has got hair goo on it.
GRACE HELBIG: No, it's called an amenity.
HANNAH HART: I'm gonna take the brains, which--
here we go, guys.
BETH HOYT: Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
TYLER OAKLEY: Get it!
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: How was that?
Do you need--
GRACE HELBIG: That's protein.
It's protein--
BETH HOYT: We'll cover her if she needs to spit it out.
It's fine.
You can do it behind me.
OK, I'm gonna make up a rule.
New rule.
I'm the host.
If I lose, since we're on the last shot, we all take a sip
from that thing.
That's what's happening!
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
BETH HOYT: Are we all OK?
GRACE HELBIG: Beth is the greatest host.
BETH HOYT: Very giving, see?
I don't want to have it all to myself.
I'm trying to find the hairiest eyeball.
HANNAH HART: For the record, I'd like to say I'm the only
one that had to have a chewy goo shot.
BETH HOYT: Oh, but--
TYLER OAKLEY: You didn't taste my shot.
BETH HOYT: 'Cause we're all gonna drink that one.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, man.
HANNAH HART: Oh god.
OK, it doesn't count.
BETH HOYT: Trying to find the hairiest one.
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna get in the bull's eye, though.
HANNAH HART: Balls to the wall.
GRACE HELBIG: Balls to the wall.
Balls to the wall.
Ball so hard, you're gonna find me--
TYLER OAKLEY: Just ball that hard.
ALL: Oh no!
TYLER OAKLEY: Noo.
So close.
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: Where was that a second ago?
BETH HOYT: All right.
This is what's happening.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: Cheers to all of us.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
Down the line.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
GRACE HELBIG: This is like church.
BETH HOYT: And no--
TYLER OAKLEY: It's communion, yeah.
HANNAH HART: It's a boat race.
BETH HOYT: And don't show your reaction until after
everyone's done.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: So I'm taking one for the team and holding it
the longest.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, wait, so you're gonna
hold it in your mouth?
TYLER OAKLEY: Hold it in your mouth?
My body's not ready.
HANNAH HART: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

BETH HOYT: Delicious, right?
HANNAH HART: Delicious, yeah.
That's pretty good.
TYLER OAKLEY: That was actually really good.
HANNAH HART: That was pretty much the best thing I've had.
BETH HOYT: Pass that over.
HANNAH HART: All right, there you go.
BETH HOYT: That was really good.
All right.
And that's how you play Shots 'n Shots.
GRACE HELBIG: Woohoo!
[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
That was really exciting.
Some of us feel more sick than others, but that was--
GRACE HELBIG: That was great.
TYLER OAKLEY: I didn't--
BETH HOYT: You're not feeling well?
We're gonna open up the floor to your questions.
First up in the Truth Booth is Mr. Tyler Oakley.
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't know.
That's wasn't-- that's not, like, sitting right with me.
Something about my shot was not--
BETH HOYT: Your poison shot?
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Nate-- it was probably sugary.
Nate, what'd you put in the poison shot?
NATE BENNETT: Poison.
BETH HOYT: You-- you put real poison in the shot?
TYLER OAKLEY: Uh, I definitely--
I don't--
BETH HOYT: That-- what if I had to take that shot, Nate?
TYLER OAKLEY: Are you kidding?
I--
BETH HOYT: You're not supposed to really put poison in there.
TYLER OAKLEY: [COUGHS]
BETH HOYT: Tyler, you all right?
TYLER OAKLEY: [GAGGING AND COUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Oh my god.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh my god.
Wait.
BETH HOYT: No, no, aahhh!
Oh god.
Oh no.
TYLER OAKLEY: [CHOKING AND GAGGING]
BETH HOYT: Oh god.
Oh no.
Tyler?
Tyler?
T--
Nate killed Tyler Oakley.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: Well, the show must go on.
Um, Nate, can you get this lifeless body out of here?
So when we get back, Hannah, Grace, and I are
chatting with you guys.
Get your questions in while we set up for that.
For you we've got an exclusive video from our friends The
Super Amazing Project.
It's about superstitions.
Take it, Dan and Phil.

DAN: Hello.
PHIL: Hi.
DAN: Are you having the best day of your life watching "My
Damn Channel Live?"
PHIL: I bet you are.
DAN: Well, we are Dan and Phil, known as The Super
Amazing Project, and today we are going to talk about
superstitions.
PHIL: Ooh, can I use the sound effects?
DAN: Sound effects?
PHIL: Yeah.
I've got this one.
[CREEPY ORGAN MUSIC]
DAN: Is that a birthday card?
PHIL: Yes.
[SCREAM]
DAN: Bloody hell!
PHIL: I didn't know it did that.
It's the brightest light ever.
DAN: Are you ready to move to our topic?
PHIL: Yes.
Now these aren't the superstitions that we all
already know.
These might be some that you might never have heard of.
DAN: So just in case you already don't have enough to
worry about in life, we will give you a whole new bunch of
stuff to constantly worry about.
PHIL: Yay!
DAN: So Phil, what is our first superstition?
PHIL: A loaf of bread.
Are you worried?
DAN: Not yet.
PHIL: We engage with bread every day.
It should never be turned upside down after a slice has
been cut from it.
It doesn't actually say what happens to you if you do that.
DAN: Let's have a test study.
PHIL: I've got the bread.
DAN: Deposit the sample.
Rotate the sample.
PHIL: I think you should to it.
I don't want to die.
DAN: No, do it.

PHIL: Are we still alive?
DAN: We seem to be fine, but someone in Japan has died.
Don't try this at home, kids.
PHIL: What's the next one, Dan?
DAN: Well, you know that cat one that's, like, if a cat
walks in front of you, it's good luck.
When it walks away from you, it's bad luck.
PHIL: Yeah, yeah.
DAN: It's not actually bad luck.
Apparently, if the black cat walks away from you, it is
taking the good luck with it.
NATE BENNETT: PHIL: What?
So it just absorbs luck?
DAN: That is exactly what I'm saying.
PHIL: So does that mean you can, like, farm black cats and
then milk the luck out of them?
[LAUGHTER]
DAN: I'm not going to even answer that, but that has
nothing to do with the superstition.
PHIL: OK.
DAN: Before you get any crazy cat farm ideas in your head.
PHIL: It's already there, Dan.
It's already there.
Anyway.
An acorn placed next to a window keeps
the lightning out.
DAN: Is that what it says?
PHIL: That's what it says.
DAN: An acorn at the window will keep lightning out.
PHIL: Yeah.
DAN: I like that it says this as if lightning would just pop
in for some tea or something, like, oh, hi, guys!
[SIZZLING EXPLOSION NOISE]
PHIL: I think lightning would be more fun if it did do that.
DAN: But not if there's an acorn in the window.
Hell, no.
That lightning is going to get up out of--
I-- enough of this.
Also, apparently--
this is a good one to know for the rest of your life, because
you know, the older you get, the more people you
know will be dying.
PHIL: Yep.
DAN: If someone dies, you should open up all the windows
so the soul can escape.
PHIL: Ohh.
DAN: Why do they need all the windows?
PHIL: I don't know.
DAN: How stupid is the soul?
I just have this image of a soul just being, like, hey!
Oh!
Oh god!
Like a fly, you know?
You've been alive for 90 years.
You thought you could know what a window is by now.
PHIL: What if someone dies on a plane?
Everyone would die.
DAN: Eff that person's life.
Afterlife.
PHIL: Haunt.
DAN: Fmal.
PHIL: The more we delve into these superstitions, the more
morbid they are becoming.
DAN: Morbid, really?
Again?
Well, you know, this is serious advice we're giving
people here, life and death.
PHIL: Are you ready for this one?
DAN: OK.
PHIL: If I clock that has not been working suddenly chimes,
it means there will be a death in the family.
DAN: A death in the family?
PHIL: Yes.
DAN: Serious business, jeez.
PHIL: I know.
DAN: What if you're just replacing the
batteries in the clock?
PHIL: No, you've just got to leave it to be dead.
DAN: You can't just--
does an iPhone count?
Like in an iPhone?
PHIL: Yes.
DAN: Just-- just let it die?
PHIL: Let it die.
DAN: Not even worth it, guys.
Let all time-telling devices rot.
PHIL: Just erase time.
DAN: Does that mean that if you erase time, your family
will be immortal?
PHIL: Yes.
DAN: Right, now finally, this one's a bit more relatable,
OK, but it's still life and death.
PHIL: OK.
DAN: Are you ready for this?
PHIL: Yes.
DAN: If a mirror in a house falls and breaks by itself,
someone in that house will die.
PHIL: Oooh.
[SHATTERING GLASS]

[SCREAM]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ALL: Cheers!
BETH HOYT: Yay!
HANNAH HART: To Tyler Oakley, now dead.
BETH HOYT: So we lost Tyler.
Maybe we'll see-- maybe he'll come back.
But anyway, I'm here with Hannah Hart and Daily Grace,
and we're here to take your questions, so what have you
got, internet?
Uh, we have a comment from YouTube.
It's from that rawins418.
GRACE HELBIG: That's rawins.
BETH HOYT: Rawins.
HANNAH HART: Rawins.
BETH HOYT: No duh it is.
Greatest Halloween prank?
HANNAH HART: This implies that we are at all
pranksters or creative.
GRACE HELBIG: Which, I am not a prankster.
HANNAH HART: Mm-mm.
GRACE HELBIG: I have a very hard time pulling off pranks.
HANNAH HART: It makes me nervous.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: I have one.
GRACE HELBIG: Ohh.
BETH HOYT: Well, I'm not a big prankster.
But my favorite memory with my friends from high school, we
were TP-ing someone's house around Halloween, and we were
running back into the car, and she was the fastest runner, so
she was in charge of getting back in the car.
And so we had the front door open and she had to hold the
front door and, like, have one hand on the seat, and she'd
run as the car would start moving and then hop in.
And for some reason the driver slammed on his brakes.
So she was running and looking back and then she just slammed
into that door that was open.
HANNAH HART: Oh no!
What a prank.
Now she's in pain.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
She's OK.
HANNAH HART: When I--
GRACE HELBIG: She'll be fine.
HANNAH HART: We used to throw rocks at cars.
Wasn't Halloween.
BETH HOYT: That's pretty rough.
GRACE HELBIG: We used to throw eggs at cars in the wintertime
so that the egg would freeze on the car and
then ruin their paint.
HANNAH HART: [FAKE LAUGH]
BETH HOYT: Those are both pretty big pranks,
Missuseses I don't--
HANNAH HART: It's more like an attack.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's more just, like, I--
I'm paying attention to you.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: I have pain that I'm expressing this way.
BETH HOYT: That's-- that's exactly what it is.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Ok.
Here's another comment from jessacupoftea.
Does Halloween have any particular scent?
Christmas has one, but does Halloween?
Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: You were just saying this.
HANNAH HART: I was talking about this.
BETH HOYT: She was.
HANNAH HART: That's crazy.
Halloween absolutely has a scent.
That scent is a mix of plastic and candy and hope.
Lots of children's hope coming off there.
BETH HOYT: We're missing the hope from this bucket, but.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I feel like there's a
little, like, despair.
HANNAH HART: I smell red and purple.
GRACE HELBIG: I smell some kind of
insecurity coming from it.
BETH HOYT: That's what I'm smelling.
GRACE HELBIG: But also a LOL.
Lot of LOLs in this bucket.
HANNAH HART: LOL--
ipops.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, but it does smell like plastic.
HANNAH HART: LOLlipops.

BETH HOYT: Good one.
GRACE HELBIG: So Bath & Body Works should make a candle of
that scent, whatever that is.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Here's-- or we should, you guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: I'm not a doer.
BETH HOYT: Screw Bath & Body Works.
HANNAH HART: I'm more of a talker.
GRACE HELBIG: Screw corporations.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Here's--
well, let's talk some more.
Here's a comment from YouTube, from allybaby2010.
Which of you is most likely to scare kids on Halloween?

Well, that settles it.
All right.
GRACE HELBIG: You got your answer.
BETH HOYT: There you go.
Another comment from YouTube.
It's from It'sJessifer.
Hannah, you should make a carrot cake
episode in your onesie.
Unless you have something more epic planned.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow, that's a good idea.
HANNAH HART: Wow, way to know that I'm have a carrot onesie.
GRACE HELBIG: You tweeted about it.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I know, but at probably, like,
10:00 PM one night.
Um, no, Jessifer, thanks for being such a attuned fan.
I already shot my Halloween episode.
It's with Felicia Day.
But, uh, the carrot cake onesie is going to come in
useful when I make carrot cake in an upcoming MDK.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Exactly.
BETH HOYT: That's--
I can't wait to see that.
HANNAH HART: That's it.
About carrots.
BETH HOYT: Both of those videos.
OK, another comment is from Allyson Morton.
BLEE BLOOO BLAHHH!
Is that right?
Did I say that right?
GRACE HELBIG: They puked.
BETH HOYT: Do you have any advice on how to be cool at a
college Halloween party?
Yours Truly, Ally.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, that was so professional.
BETH HOYT: I like that signoff, there.
Dear Ally--
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: How to be cool at a Halloween party?
GRACE HELBIG: Don't puke publicly.
BETH HOYT: Don't wear something too
hot, then get sweaty.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
HANNAH HART: Don't give it up for free.
GRACE HELBIG: All of those things.
BETH HOYT: All of those things.
Those are three huge tips.
GRACE HELBIG: And don't do do any of those three things at
the same time.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: It would look a little something like this.
GRACE HELBIG: Like this.
ALL: BLEGGHH-BLELLLERGGH BLEEGGGHH--
GRACE HELBIG: I regret this!
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Bad news.
So.
GRACE HELBIG: GIF that.
BETH HOYT: We do it so you don't have to.
HANNAH HART: We love you, future of America.
GRACE HELBIG: Yours Truly, Us.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Next is a tweet.
This is from @sarahvlegume.
What is the worst Halloween candy? (Are we doing Q&A
today?) We are.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: I can answer the second part.
HANNAH HART: What is the worst Halloween-- are these my keys?
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Where'd this computer come from?
BETH HOYT: She had too much candy to eat before that.
HANNAH HART: Do I have these all the time?
GRACE HELBIG: Um, the worst Halloween candy--
I don't like Twizzlers.
I'll put it out there.
BETH HOYT: I don't agree.
This is-- this is-- she's not speaking for all of us.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I speak for myself.
Almond Joys, Mounds--
BETH HOYT: Good or bad?
GRACE HELBIG: And Twizzlers.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Horrible.
HANNAH HART: (GASPING) Almond Joys are great.
I don't like candy, but I like Almond Joys.
What type of candy do you like?
HANNAH HART: Aaah.
Snickers, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Twix.
Done.
BETH HOYT: Yeah?
None of the--
OK.
That's fair.
HANNAH HART: Oh, malt balls.
What's that one?
Whoppers?
BETH HOYT: Whoppers.
GRACE HELBIG: Whoppers.
Ulllgh.
HANNAH HART: Why?
BETH HOYT: And the little--
HANNAH HART: Why does it even happen?
BETH HOYT: And the little ones.
GRACE HELBIG: What is this, the 1950s?
Blecch.
HANNAH HART: Please.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, they just dissolve in your mouth?
HANNAH HART: Depression era?
Come on.
BETH HOYT: There's always that one sad candy
in every candy bowl.
You're like, oh, this one is not--
HANNAH HART: It's-- it's candy corn.
Sorry guys.
Everybody loves candy corn.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Just spoken out of turn there, Hannah.
It was just too much.
GRACE HELBIG: It's delicious.
HANNAH HART: I'm just trying to be a cool kid at this
college party.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: There's a bathroom if you need to puke
silently by yourself.
And someone will harass you in the bathroom.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Here's another Twitter
question from Andy Smithies.
The age old dilemma.
Slutty or scary?
GRACE HELBIG: Well, I heard a stand-up bit, that it's like,
why are all girls sluts on Halloween?
Sluts are not scary at all.
They're scary in a different way because you just feel
really bad, because they probably have a lot of bad
self-esteem issues.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I thought you were going to say bad--
HANNAH HART: I'd like to make my
fourth-wave feminism comment.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: About not slut-shaming, OK?
If somebody wants to get their little jinkety-jank out and
be, like, hey girl, I look so good tonight, then fine!
Maybe they, like, you know, went on a diet and now they're
looking bangin'.
When else are they going to show off?
BETH HOYT: And that has been your political feminist
message from Hannah Hart for the day.
Maybe not.
Maybe there'll be more.
HANNAH HART: Tehre's more to come.
GRACE HELBIG: She is just getting started.
BETH HOYT: Another comment from YouTube for these ladies.
BandKid93--
What kinds of things do the flour--
I can read.
What kind of things do the four of you do before you
start a show or a recording or whatever else?
Do you do something special to get yourselves
ready or pumped up?

Um, uh, push-ups?
And sit-ups?
HANNAH HART: Is that what you call drinking?
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Mmhm.
West Coast drinking.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: OK, so we're going to continuing doing this.
And thanks for helping us get warmed up.
More of the Q&As later.
And what we're going to do next is play a game called
Mystery Box.
And we need your help.
So you guys need to get in the chat.
There's the Mystery Box.
There are these doors, one through nine.
I need you to get in there and label your comment with one of
these ladies' names--
Hannah or Grace-- and a number-- one through nine.
You'll figure out what it's for later on.
Just start doing that now, and when we get back, we'll play
Mystery Box.
More to come.
See you soon.
Oh, but right now is a My Damn Channel original premiere from
John Friedman.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING - "JOHN FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

[PHONE RINGING]
[MODEM CONNECTING]
-You used to be so friendly.
[SOBS]
[MUSIC PLAYING - "JOHN FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Welcome back.
If you're just joining us, we killed Tyler Oakley.
It's Nate's fault.
But this show still packs a wallop.
I'm here with Harto namesake Hannah Hart--
HANNAH HART: Yo.
BETH HOYT: And Daily Grace.
And we're all Hallow-memeing it today.
And we're about to play Mystery Box.
GRACE HELBIG: Oooh!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: What is Mystery Box?
Well, there's only so much I can tell you, because it's a
mystery, duh.
Basically, you guys in the chat tell these ladies which
door to willingly and blindly reach their hands into by
giving us her name and a number, one through nine.
Under each of these numbers is a
description of what's inside.
And once they dig in, you guys have to guess if the thing
inside is actually what we say it is.
Sometimes, for better or for worse, it is
actually that thing.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, god.
BETH HOYT: It can be really gross.
It might be pretty scary.
Um, I'm gonna just say, Grace, you go first and go for that
menacing number five.
GRACE HELBIG: Five?
Oh, OK.
I'm gonna kick things off.
OK.
BETH HOYT: And then you guys start suggesting
where they should go.
GRACE HELBIG: These hands were made for touching things in
the darkness.
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Guts.
Guts.
BETH HOYT: All right.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: So you have to guess if this is really guts.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, oh, god.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: If it's a snake, I'm gonna freak out, everyone.
Ohh!
Ewww!
I'm going to say it's not guts.
BETH HOYT: OK, I hope it's not.
GRACE HELBIG: Do I show it to you?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, pull it out.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, it's pumpkin.
BETH HOYT: It's pumpkin guts.
HANNAH HART: Yayyy!
GRACE HELBIG: So it's kind of guts.
BETH HOYT: It's still gross, but it's not--
GRACE HELBIG: Ugh, 'tis the season.
BETH HOYT: Here's a paper towel.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, thank you.
BETH HOYT: That's also what Halloween smells like, is
pumpkin guts.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, great.
HANNAH HART: I'm just gonna shut this.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Hannah, OK, here.
Hannah number 6, from WeasleyIsOurKing93.
HANNAH HART: Thanks, WeasleyIsOurKing93.
Here we go.

Oh--
BETH HOYT: What is it?
We don't know what it is.
HANNAH HART: Sorry guys.
It says dead roaches.
BETH HOYT: Dead roaches.
GRACE HELBIG: Ohh, don't look at it, just put your hand in.
BETH HOYT: So this might be dead
roaches, kids, no worries.
HANNAH HART: Um.
It's like a--
I'm gonna say no.
BETH HOYT: All right, well, let's see.
I hope it's not.
HANNAH HART: It's a mix of plastic scorpions and walnuts.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh!
In some countries, both are a delicacy.
HANNAH HART: Delicious!
BETH HOYT: Oh, good.
Well, that was much better than having dead roaches.
HANNAH HART: Nothing scarier than not knowing where your
food comes from.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Mm, yeah.
HANNAH HART: Lessons.
BETH HOYT: But those might have been real spiders.
OK.
Here's one.
Grace #1.
We'll do that first.
HANNAH HART: OK.
BETH HOYT: And then we'll do Hannah #8.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, goodness.
OK.
Heart.
BETH HOYT: A heart.
Oh boy.
GRACE HELBIG: If this is the band from the '80s, I'm going
to be really excited.
BETH HOYT: It's like a clown box that--
oh god, what is it?
GRACE HELBIG: (WHIMPERING) Oh no!
BETH HOYT: Do you think it's real?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes!
BETH HOYT: You think it is?
Let's see it!
HANNAH HART: She looks like she's gonna cry.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
[ALL SCREAM WITH DISGUST]
[LAUGHTER]
[SHRIEKING]
BETH HOYT: It's a real heart!
HANNAH HART: Oh, my keys fell down!
BETH HOYT: The key to her heart!
HANNAH HART: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

BETH HOYT: This game just got really real, guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, that is a fond memory
I'll have for a lifetime.
HANNAH HART: Hannah-- oh god.
Yeah.
No more--
Grace, you're not allowed to put that hand in my mouth for
the rest of the show.
GRACE HELBIG: That's good.
HANNAH HART: Is she allowed to usually?
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Yeah, usually I leave it up to her.
GRACE HELBIG: Later today I'll be all about high fives, guys.
BETH HOYT: Um, now your turn, Hannah.
Get to number eight.
HANNAH HART: Suddenly I'm less excited about this game.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: This makes me more excited.
HANNAH HART: Here we go.
OK, it says exorcism vomit.
BETH HOYT: Hmm.
HANNAH HART: I wonder.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, we had that one employee last week that
was real weird, and she hasn't been around this week, so.
HANNAH HART: I'm gonna say fake.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: What is it?
HANNAH HART: I don't know.
Feels like vomit.
Got some in my fingernails.
Here we go.
GRACE HELBIG: But it's not exorcism vomit.
HANNAH HART: It's pea soup.
BETH HOYT: Oh!
HANNAH HART: Pea soup.
GRACE HELBIG: All right.
HANNAH HART: Delicious.
Much better than a heart.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah-- now, well, that's to be determined.
BETH HOYT: You're really winning on that one.
GRACE HELBIG: If you have a pea allergy, that is--
HANNAH HART: Aaahhh!
BETH HOYT: Oh, we should have asked.
Good lookin' out, Grace.
HANNAH HART: I'm allergic to pea.
BETH HOYT: AllisontheEpic wants you to go to number
seven, Grace.
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah, number seven.
BETH HOYT: I don't know if Grace is loving this--
HANNAH HART: Brains!
Tongue.
GRACE HELBIG: Tongue.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, get it, get it, get it.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Find out for us, Grace.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, no!
Why am I getting all of these!
That is something weird--
BETH HOYT: Do you think it's real?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes!
BETH HOYT: Oh, no!
HANNAH HART: Oh, pull it out, pull it out, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, I'm sweaty.
[SCREAMS]
HANNAH HART: It's a tongue!
BETH HOYT: That is disgusting.
HANNAH HART: Ohhh!
GRACE HELBIG: Why does this company do this to me?
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Ohh, it's mixing with the pea soup.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that is terrifying.
GRACE HELBIG: Ugh, we're creating a small human right
down there.
HANNAH HART: Oh, man.
BETH HOYT: Hannah--
Hannah goes for number two.
HANNAH HART: Number two?
BETH HOYT: Sorry, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: It's OK.
HANNAH HART: Here I go.
BETH HOYT: How exciting though, guys.
HANNAH HART: Grandma's ashes.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
She gets the best ones.
HANNAH HART: I wonder.
BETH HOYT: It's the audience's fault.
They're sending you there, Grace.
HANNAH HART: I'm gonna say no.
BETH HOYT: OK.
What do you think it is?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
Yeah.
Great.
BETH HOYT: It's just pancake batter.
GRACE HELBIG: It's pancake batter.
Great.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Baking powder?
GRACE HELBIG: (SARCASTICALLY) It's terrifying!
Baking powder!
BETH HOYT: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, god, OK.
HANNAH HART: Oh, man.
BETH HOYT: What else have we got in there?
GRACE HELBIG: No, don't touch.
BETH HOYT: Which one have did we not get into yet?
GRACE HELBIG: No touching.
BETH HOYT: Grace, number three.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, no.
OK.
I feel like all the--
OK.
BETH HOYT: The big ones are scary.
HANNAH HART: It's like, placenta!
ALL: Brains!
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: (SCREAMING) No!
No!
No!
HANNAH HART: (SINGING) Mystery Box, Mystery Box!
BETH HOYT: (SINGING) Grace puts her hands
in the Mystery Box!
HANNAH HART: The mystery is how long it takes
for Grace to die.
GRACE HELBIG: (RELUCTANTLY) Mmkay.
I'm gonna--
BETH HOYT: Do you think it's real?
You think it's real, Grace?
GRACE HELBIG: I hope it's not real.
I hope it's not real.
BETH HOYT: She's hoping it's not real, but it might be.
Let's see what is.
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: It's real!
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: It's real.
GRACE HELBIG: I thought it was red Jell-O. I thought it was
red Jell-O.
BETH HOYT: It is pig brains.
It's OK, We got it from an animal that was already--
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah, if you reach your hand in there and
it's just $100 bills, I'm gonna be pissed.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: I'm gonna be pissed.
BETH HOYT: Grace, I'm so sorry.
Please don't touch me.
Um, wow.
OK.
Let's see, I think we have one more box
that hasn't been opened.
Hannah for nine.
Totally.
FreakOfAnything wants Hannah to go in number nine.
HANNAH HART: Oh, man.
BETH HOYT: She's been pretty safe so far.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
Kittens?
Whoa!
[STRANGLED CRY]
[ALL SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, yes, yes, yes, revenge.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, Hannah.
Oh my god.
The Mystery Box killed Hannah Hart.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
What's--
what is number nine?
What killed her?
GRACE HELBIG: [GASP]
TYLER OAKLEY: Hey, y'all.
BETH HOYT: Tyler Oakley is a zombie!
TYLER OAKLEY: I am a zombie, yes.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
TYLER OAKLEY: That is true.
But I'm not a scary zombie.
That's just for TV, so, like, let's just keep it real.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
That's really--
GRACE HELBIG: Did you eat some of the pea soup while you were
back there?
TYLER OAKLEY: I did not.
No, I was not--
I didn't have an appetite.
BETH HOYT: Look at him.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, well--
I--
I died from poison.
Like, hello?
BETH HOYT: Oh, right.
GRACE HELBIG: Ohh.
BETH HOYT: Um, Tyler, sorry to interrupt you,
but you killed Hannah.
TYLER OAKLEY: I know.
BETH HOYT: I thought you were friends.
TYLER OAKLEY: It's just, like, whatever.
Like you know, kinda, whatever.
BETH HOYT: Nate, can you get-- can you get
Hannah out of here?
This is--
I don't want to be reminded about this.
This is distracting.
Tyler, are you cool to like hang out with us and do a chat
with the internet with Grace and I?
TYLER OAKLEY: I guess?
If I have to.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: Sure.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Well, for better or for worse, Tyler's back.
And a Q&A with these guys when we return.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Pull her out.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Come on, Eric, will you clean this crap up?
ERIC: [HIGH MOO]
-No.
It is not "a-maze-ing." I'm gonna tell the creepy guy
upstairs that you are stealing his Wi-Fi.
ERIC: [ROAR]
[BELLOW]
[GROWL]
Hello, I'm the internet's Wheezy Waiter, and you're
watching "My Damn Channel LIVE." So keep watching.
And stuff.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Welcome back.
I'm here with Daily Grace, who is getting our drinks.
GRACE HELBIG: I'm getting a drink 'cause I feel like I
deserve it.
BETH HOYT: She does.
And Zombie Tyler Oakley.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hey, y'all.
BETH HOYT: We're gonna answer your questions.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna pour a drink for Tyler.
GRACE HELBIG: Of course.
TYLER OAKLEY: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: You did my bidding.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah, you do that. you do that.
BETH HOYT: Great.
So what have you got for us, internet?
Here's a tweet and it's from @karpx11.
Your fake death scene was Oscar worthy.
I'm gonna call up the academy and make sure they take note.
I've heard about Shannon Karpinski.
She has clout.
TYLER OAKLEY: Thank you.
I already have my speech prepared if
you'd like me too--
GRACE HELBIG: Please, yes.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'd like to thank Darren Criss.
I would like to thank only Louis from One Direction,
'cause he's the sassiest.
I'd like to thank Julie Chen, host of "Big Brother." I would
like to thank Daily Grace for always telling
me how not to act.
And finally, My Damn Channel, for letting me be here to give
the performance.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: That's so great.
I'm so glad you're not pissed off about that, 'cause we were
like, we killed him--
TYLER OAKLEY: I would never.
I think I look really good right now.
BETH HOYT: You do.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: It's like a look.
GRACE HELBIG: Your cheekbones have gotten awesome.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ridiculously photogenic.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Ridiculous.
You're pulling it off even more than you were before,
which is unbelievable.
Here's a tweet from BearikaJ.
Were your most success--
what were your most successful/favorite Halloween
costumes and why?
GRACE HELBIG: The most successful--
TYLER OAKLEY: The most successful--
BETH HOYT: It took you somewhere, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it took me to a place.
In eighth grade, my friend and I told--
we always made this joke about how much we loved her dad,
because her dad was like a super Italian dude that would
wear, like, nylon sweatsuits all the time.
And we said we were going to dress up like her dad for
Halloween and go to her house and trick-or-treat, and let
him answer the door and give us candy.
And she said, you're never gonna do that.
So we bet her that if we did that, she would have to be a
tampon for Halloween.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: And we did it, and we trick-or-treated, and
he didn't even know who we wear or why we were even
coming to his house.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: That's the best part.
GRACE HELBIG: Right, and so I, in my laundry room, made her a
tampon costume and she had to wear it around.
TYLER OAKLEY: What was it made out of?
GRACE HELBIG: It was just a white poster board, wrapped,
and she had unnaturally red hair, so.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh.
God bless.
BETH HOYT: Thank goodness for that.
TYLER OAKLEY: Great, that's great.
GRACE HELBIG: It was a really non-expensive costume.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
You can borrow this wig if you want to redo that this year.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
Thanks.
For you guys.
Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
What about you, Tyler?
TYLER OAKLEY: Um, well, anything sexy.
I've always been something slutty.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: I keep it real, show as much skin as possible.
I've been like a sexy Mario, a sexy, mmm, Robin from "Batman
& Robin." I like duo costumes.
BETH HOYT: Do you do it solo, or do you find a partner?
TYLER OAKLEY: I find a partner.
I usually have a boyfriend.
Not this year.
If anybody's lookin'--
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa-y-whoa.
TYLER OAKLEY: Um, but yeah.
Forever alone.
BETH HOYT: I like those.
GRACE HELBIG: This year you could be sexy One Member of
One Direction and then try and find five other--
TYLER OAKLEY: Wanh-wanhhh.
GRACE HELBIG: Members.
TYLER OAKLEY: You mean four other.
GRACE HELBIG: Four other members.
TYLER OAKLEY: You need to learn how to count.
GRACE HELBIG: It's not one of my skill sets.
TYLER OAKLEY: It's OK.
Forgivable.
BETH HOYT: I once was a flower when I was a kid, and I wore a
tutu around my head, so that was the flower petals, and I
wore a green sweatsuit.
And I just saw that picture.
My sister was like, you remember, you
were the singing flower?
Because it was--
GRACE HELBIG: Oh , yeah.
BETH HOYT: Do you remember those things when
you sang into it?
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, yeah.
BETH HOYT: I thought I was just a flower and I thought
that was cool.
And then I was like, oh, I was even cooler than I thought.
GRACE HELBIG: And the sunglasses?
BETH HOYT: Mmhm.
GRACE HELBIG: Nice.
Nice, nice.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Here's a tweet from pa--
@pascaleds.
I'm getting really bad at these names.
You guys have to stop doing this while I'm at work.
I have sneakily watch it at my desk!
GRACE HELBIG: Then maybe you should get a different job.
TYLER OAKLEY: I was about to say, you should come work here
at My Damn Channel.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and then you'd be here
every day with us.
TYLER OAKLEY: You could be here, watching
people touch brains.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: That could be your job.
BETH HOYT: That's the solution.
That's the easiest solution I can see.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Mmhm.
TYLER OAKLEY: Or just quit.
GRACE HELBIG: Just quit.
Just have no job.
BETH HOYT: Or we'll just be--
GRACE HELBIG: Just work for the internet.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah, be a YouTuber.
Do that.
BETH HOYT: OK, yeah.
Here's a comment from YouTube.
This is from Rachel Mary.
Tyler, if you could be one direction, which
one would you be?
TYLER OAKLEY: Any boy from One Direction?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: Probably Louis, because he's the sassiest.
He's like Queen Bee.
He's, like, everything.
BETH HOYT: But wouldn't you want to be one of the other
guys so you could hang out with Louis?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: No.
That's be too much competition.
It would be a lot of ego in one room.
It wouldn't work.
GRACE HELBIG: Can you rate them from
sassiest to least sassiest?
TYLER OAKLEY: Sassiest to least sassiest?
Very easily.
Louis, Zane--
no.
Louis--
GRACE HELBIG: Maybe it's not so easy.
TYLER OAKLEY: Maybe not so easy.
Niall, because he called some fans very inappropriate words.
So those two.
And then the other three are kinda like--
Liam's boring.
Harry's boring.
Zane is third, and then tie for last place.
BETH HOYT: Tie for the last.
That sounds fair.
Here's the comment from YouTube, from smb12988.
What is your opinion of pets wearing Halloween costumes?
GRACE HELBIG: If they love it, let 'em wear it.
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't have time for that.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: If I see a little pug dressed up as
something, I will kick it and I will have no
problem doing it.
GRACE HELBIG: What about five little pugs
dressed as One Direction?
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
Forgivable.
That's-- actually, acceptable.
Encouraged.
That is OK.
I want them--
I want them here right now.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I'm all for 'em.
TYLER OAKLEY: Somebody make this happen.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, maybe if you open up door number four.
TYLER OAKLEY: What?
Five pugs?
GRACE HELBIG: No, I'm saying in that thing.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: That could be-- never mind.
TYLER OAKLEY: I was dead.
I don't know.
BETH HOYT: We didn't put anything as cute as five pugs
in those doors.
Nothing that cute.
Here's another comment from YouTube, from Sarah Dinosaur.
Your favorite scary movie?
GRACE HELBIG: I don't watch scary movies.
GRACE HELBIG: I would just like to know-- it was spelled
with a U. So--
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, so, European.
TYLER OAKLEY: A British person.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: You don't watch scary movies?
GRACE HELBIG: I get very terrified.
I watched "Jurassic Park" in fourth grade and it gave me
nightmares.
And so I don't watch scary movies anymore.
BETH HOYT: That is a very good indicator.
TYLER OAKLEY: That's not scary.
BETH HOYT: If "Jurassic Park" scares you, stop.
GRACE HELBIG: I woke up in the middle of the night and my
eyes created shadows that looked Tyrannosaurus rexes
outside of my window.
And I tried to explain to my parents.
Surprise, surprise, they did not believe me.
BETH HOYT: Your body was deceiving you.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's a really good indicator.
If you watch "Jurassic Park"--
that's a really good message to get out there-- and that
scares you, just quit with all scary movies.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
Just stop.
BETH HOYT: You can't handle it.
GRACE HELBIG: If you have one bad
experience, stop it forever.
BETH HOYT: And you'll see from the footage of us at Times
Scare later on, yeah.
Grace can't handle--
GRACE HELBIG: I can't do it.
BETH HOYT: Scary things.
GRACE HELBIG: How about you guys?
Favorite scary movie?
TYLER OAKLEY: "Scream 4." It's so good.
It's like--
I mean, I really like scary movies.
So "Scream 4" is like amazing.
I like the whole series.
Except "3."
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I like "Cujo" for a good time.
I think you could handle "Cujo."
TYLER OAKLEY: What is that?
GRACE HELBIG: That's about the dog?
BETH HOYT: The Stephen King dog one.
It's pretty funny.
TYLER OAKLEY: I am not familiar.
Is the dog dressed up as One Direction?
BETH HOYT: Not at all.
Not nearly.
TYLER OAKLEY: Then I'm not interested.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm not here for that.
BETH HOYT: Gosh, you're so hard to please.
GRACE HELBIG: I don't got time for that.
GRACE HELBIG: Ain't nobody got time.
GRACE HELBIG: I ain't got time for that.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh my god, that'd be a
good Hallow-meme costume.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, what's her name?
Sweet--
BETH HOYT: It's all ideas, we give to you for free.
GRACE HELBIG: Sweet Brown.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Ain't nobody got time for that.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: She's great.
BETH HOYT: Here's another comment from YouTube.
This is from massow1.
What does Grace smell like?
GRACE HELBIG: Don't smell me.
BETH HOYT: I imagine salt and vinegar chips.
It's a compliment, take it.
GRACE HELBIG: Do not smell me.
BETH HOYT: Well, here's a--
GRACE HELBIG: Smell my hands.
BETH HOYT: Well, here's a big issue with the way Grace
smells right now, is that she just had her hands on some pig
heart, tongue, brains.
GRACE HELBIG: Yep.
TYLER OAKLEY: I can smell it from here.
BETH HOYT: So we--
I'm not going to tell you at all--
GRACE HELBIG: So it's a little bit like salt and
vinegar right now.
Just a tad.
Laced with animal body parts.
BETH HOYT: But behind that, delicious.
GRACE HELBIG: Mmhm.
BETH HOYT: OK, so that's it for this round of Q&A. We'll
get to more of these.
In the future, we have more games, more blood-- maybe not.
Probably.
TYLER OAKLEY: Maybe.
BETH HOYT: We'll see you soon.
TYLER OAKLEY: Maybe.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-So as you can see, all the floors are original.
There's new linoleum in the kitchen.
Is there a missus?
-My wife kind of kicked me out of my old place.
-Oh.
Messy divorce.
-It's pure hell.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Hi, hello, this is Mitchell Davis, and
you are watching "My Damn Channel LIVE."
[BELL RINGS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Hi, guys.
We are back.
We is me, Daily Grace, and Tyler Oakley, and it's time to
play Bandage the Mummy.
[SPOOKY MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: Basically there are two teams and we're racing to
see which team can wrap their person the fastest.
The problem is we are down, since Hannah's
dead, um, we lost--
oh my god!
Hannah!
TYLER OAKLEY: Hey, girl!
BETH HOYT: Hannah Hart's a walker, you guys.
HANNAH HART: What's up, Doc?
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
HANNAH HART: Get it?
The joke's dead too.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Hey, everybody, hey.
BETH HOYT: She's a funny, zombie.
Ok, well, you're back from the dead.
It's great.
Harto lives on.
OK.
So Grace, you wrap Hannah, and I'll wrap Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
I think we're gonna win.
BETH HOYT: Um, pretty sure of it.
And the first zombie to be mummified wins.
Drink breaks are allowed.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
Oh, we need toilet paper.
BETH HOYT: Here's your toilet paper.
HANNAH HART: Start with that one.
BETH HOYT: So I think--
I'm not going to get your mug yet, because I want you to--
GRACE HELBIG: Give us a little space.
BETH HOYT: Have a pretty face.
TYLER OAKLEY: Excuse you.
GRACE HELBIG: I said skootch!
HANNAH HART: You guys, I just got deadified, man.
TYLER OAKLEY: Been there, done that.
HANNAH HART: Think I'm dead.
BETH HOYT: OK.
No, you're both--
GRACE HELBIG: We're gonna start here?
BETH HOYT: All right.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Hold this while we start.
I'm gonna have you spin.
HANNAH HART: That's good.
GRACE HELBIG: This is like a nice summer look.
BETH HOYT: Yes, spot the wall so you don't get too dizzy.
HANNAH HART: For when you don't wanna get too hot in
your mummy costume.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, did I rip it?
Oh, shitterfudge.
BETH HOYT: No, it's going to rip.
It's going to rip.
GRACE HELBIG: (LAUGHING) Shitterfudge?
HANNAH HART: You don't need both your arms.
Only one of 'em needs to work.
GRACE HELBIG: I've done this once before.
TYLER OAKLEY: We need to speed up.
BETH HOYT: Oh, god, they're winning.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
TYLER OAKLEY: We need a rhythm.
We need a rhythm.
BETH HOYT: OK.
We'll start slow.
OK, this is great.
I'm feeling it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

TYLER OAKLEY: Put your fingers in the holes and
then just let it roll.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: I'm getting so dizzy.
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah, OK, good.
Make sure you don't have any choice but to stand here and
talk in this voice.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
TYLER OAKLEY: If they win--
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Keep spinning.
No, no, it's fine.
No.
Please, god, no.
GRACE HELBIG: We got toilet paper for that.
BETH HOYT: We gotta win.
Wait, hold on, stop, pause.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm getting so dizzy.
HANNAH HART: Just imagine you're a human burrito.
BETH HOYT: It's all good.
It's for the win.
It's for the win, Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK, it's for the win.
HANNAH HART: Oh, shit.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, shit.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: If you're dead, you can't be dizzy.
Just remember that.
TYLER OAKLEY: That is so true.
GRACE HELBIG: Sugar, sugar.
HANNAH HART: Sugar, sugar.
He's not doing his head.
Do my head, do my head.
GRACE HELBIG: Shh!
TYLER OAKLEY: Do my head!
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
GRACE HELBIG: Do my head!
HANNAH HART: No, shut up, Tyler!
No, no.
TYLER OAKLEY: Well, don't do my hair.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: We know it was--
BETH HOYT: Too late.
Have to win.
TYLER OAKLEY: Make me beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: Here, hold this for a second.
BETH HOYT: Here we are.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Oh god.
OK.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm smizing, but you can't see.
BETH HOYT: Can you--
HANNAH HART: Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
BETH HOYT: No, wait, hold on.
TYLER OAKLEY: Am I spinning in vain?
What are you doing?
BETH HOYT: No.
HANNAH HART: Wait, Grace, you just told me to hold so you
could get a drink.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, I did.
TYLER OAKLEY: I would like drink.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna take care of my mummy.
HANNAH HART: Here, Tyler.
BETH HOYT: Here.
GRACE HELBIG: Can you get your drink?
Want a sip?
TYLER OAKLEY: Wait--
oh--
just, like, squirt it down in.
BETH HOYT: This is how--
aaaahhh!
GRACE HELBIG: Excellent.
BETH HOYT: That's how-- oh god.
Is he choking?
TYLER OAKLEY: Nailed it.
BETH HOYT: Well, I take care of my mummy.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, yes.
BETH HOYT: Oh no, but now they're winning.
TYLER OAKLEY: That was a mouthful.
GRACE HELBIG: You want some candy?
BETH HOYT: Yep.
That's what he said.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I'd love some candy.
TYLER OAKLEY: All in a day's work.
GRACE HELBIG: What kind of candy?
BETH HOYT: Um, are we about done with this, Grace?
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm think--
I think we're winning-ish.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I don't think you are.
BETH HOYT: I think we won.
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't think you are.
BETH HOYT: Keep spinning.
HANNAH HART: Guys, human Q-Tip contest.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: We're going to win this in five, four, three--
HANNAH HART: Who's judging?
BETH HOYT: Two.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm judging.
GRACE HELBIG: The lord is always judging.
BETH HOYT: Two, one.
I think we won.
HANNAH HART: What?
Excuse me.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm dizzy.
Nailed it!
GRACE HELBIG: What?
TYLER OAKLEY: But you also have to pose.
Pose.
HANNAH HART: Ready?
Pose-off.
BETH HOYT: Oh, it's all about the pose.
A pose-off.
Oh god.
TYLER OAKLEY: I think I got that.
HANNAH HART: I don't think so.
I have a hand coming out of my stomach.
GRACE HELBIG: Wowwww!
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, wow.
That is impressive.
And what's going on here?
GRACE HELBIG: You know what?
I think we're all winners in this competition.
BETH HOYT: I think so too.
HANNAH HART: I agree.
I really agree.
TYLER OAKLEY: I will share the prize.
HANNAH HART: I like how it stuck to my face.
BETH HOYT: All right, that was fantastic.
You guys can go break out of your bondage.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK, cool.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: Grace, I need you to cue up this next
video, which is--
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, yes.
BETH HOYT: Which is--
OK.
Also, that was exciting because no one
died in that segment.
GRACE HELBIG: I love that.
It's so great.
BETH HOYT: Which was really helpful,
'cause it's been happening.
So now there's more Q&A with all you guys in just a second.
But first, Grace and I have something to show you.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, god.
BETH HOYT: Um, we went to a place called
Times Scare with Nate.
It's a haunted house in Times Square.
I thought it'd be really fun.
GRACE HELBIG: (FIRMLY) It was scary.
And I hated it.
And I wanted a drink the whole time.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
You can watch what happened right now.
And all four of us are heading into the Truth Booth for more
of your questions after this video.
Let's get a drink.
GRACE HELBIG: Yep.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NATE BENNETT: They have a haunted house here.
GRACE HELBIG: Really?
NATE BENNETT: Yeah, we should go check it out.
BETH HOYT: That's-- that sounds great.
Halloween!
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: I haven't been to one for so long.
Let's do it.
NATE BENNETT: I'm pretty excited.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
NATE BENNETT: What?
BETH HOYT: Shut up.
BETH HOYT: [SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: [SCREAM]
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
Stop.
-During the tour, do not touch the set, the props, or our
patients, and they probably won't touch you.
-I'll touch you.
[SCREAM]
GRACE HELBIG: No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
BETH HOYT: This is gonna be fun.
OK.
[SCREAMING REPEATEDLY]
GRACE HELBIG: They're touching!
No touching!
NATE BENNETT: [LAUGHS]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
No!
[SCREAM]
OK.
Are you having a good time, Nate?
NATE BENNETT: (LAUGHING) I'm having the best time!
GRACE HELBIG: Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, there's something behind us.
[SCREAM]
NATE BENNETT: Probably.
BETH HOYT: This is too long.
Too silent too long.
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: [SCREAM]
Holy [BLEEP]!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: No.
No.
Oh, no, no, no.
GRACE HELBIG: No touching, no touching, no touching.
[SCREAM]
No!
[SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: (SCREAMING) Holy [BLEEP]!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: No.
No, no, no.
Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Stop!
Stop.
Either my crotch is sweaty or I pissed my pants.
BETH HOYT: No, no!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAMING REPEATEDLY]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: [INAUDIBLE]
-I just wanna wear your face!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
You need a girlfriend!
You need a girlfriend!
Find me on Facebook!
-You told me you loved me!
GRACE HELBIG: (SCREAMING) No!
[SCREAM]
[CHAINSAW ROARS]
BETH HOYT: (SCREAMING) No!
Oh my god!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: [SCREAM]
Oh my god!
GRACE HELBIG: [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: That's very good.
GRACE HELBIG: I hope they got those chainsaws at Lowe's.
NATE BENNETT: Hey guys, if I know anything about
[INAUDIBLE], there's probably like a last jump scare.
GRACE HELBIG: No there's not.
Go, go, go, go.
[SCREAM]
No!

BETH HOYT: (SCREAMING) Oh my god!
Thank you.
GRACE HELBIG: That was a [BLEEP]
nightmare.
BETH HOYT: This is all your fault, Nate.
NATE BENNETT: Guys, let's go again.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Hi, you guys.
We're back, and I'm here with Tyler Oakley, Hannah Hart,
Daily Grace, and we're opening up the floor-- aarrrgh!

GRACE HELBIG: Let's take a comment.
This--
uh, @gracehelbig,
@tyleroakley, candy or chocolate?
TYLER OAKLEY: Chocolate.
GRACE HELBIG: Chocolate.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, definitely.
HANNAH HART: Candy is chocolate, no?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, totally.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK, party pooper.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, both of it.
You know what?
This dead body is really--
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm, like, over it.
GRACE HELBIG: My feng shui is off.
HANNAH HART: That massage looked like it sucked.
GRACE HELBIG: Can you-- sorry, Beth.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take another comment, shall we?
TYLER OAKLEY: That's much better, more room.
GRACE HELBIG: You guys got space?
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah, no, this is good.
I feel free.
TYLER OAKLEY: That's very good, thank you.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, feel free.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take one from Twitter.
This is from Abbey Good.
This is for @Harto.
What is your favorite candy in the whole world?
PS, I love you.
HANNAH HART: @thebethhoyt.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Well, Abbey, I love you too.
Uh, and my favorite candy in the whole world is the sweet,
sweet nature of your disposition.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: That's-- hey.
(SINGING) Every day she's pandering.
Bow-bow-bow-bow-bowm.
HANNAH HART: Da-da-da-da-da.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take a Twitter question.
This is from Danosaurllamaxo.

What Hogwarts house are you in?
HANNAH HART: I think that's "la-max-ao." Hogwarts house?
Jeez, guys, I don't know.
TYLER OAKLEY: You know, I didn't read the books.
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa, really?
HANNAH HART: Whoa.
TYLER OAKLEY: Didn't watch the movies.
Didn't catch that train.
GRACE HELBIG: That is shocking to me.
HANNAH HART: Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: I was very busy with Pokemon.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
HANNAH HART: But there's no romantic tension in Pokemon.
TYLER OAKLEY: You must not be from the internet.
There's romantic tension in everything.
HANNAH HART: (GRUFFLY) Squirtle, I never knew you
felt this way.
TYLER OAKLEY: Google--
HANNAH HART: I think I'm about to level up.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm just saying, Charizard and Dragonite?
Google Charizard and Dragonite.
There is something there.
I'm just saying.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: And what about Ash?
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, I was very into Ash.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, what team is that kid playing for?
TYLER OAKLEY: There was--
our team.
Not yours.
HANNAH HART: How many Pokeballs can Ash really
handle at once?
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, girl.
GRACE HELBIG: Exactly.
HANNAH HART: Oh, girl.
GRACE HELBIG: He's gotta catch 'em all.
TYLER OAKLEY: He learned from the best, so.
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa.
Let's take a comment.
TYLER OAKLEY: Great.
GRACE HELBIG: This is from TheLunisbadman.
Scariest thing on the internet, question mark?
We might have just heard about it.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh--
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Charizar--
TYLER OAKLEY: My internet history.
That's--
that's the scariest thing.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, yeah.
HANNAH HART: I read Bible fanfic once.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh my god, been there.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, who was--?
Who?
HANNAH HART: I don't know, it was like Moses and Jesus.
TYLER OAKLEY: I ship them.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
I can see that.
HANNAH HART: It's a lot happening.
How about you?
Wikifeet?
GRACE HELBIG: Wikifeet.
Oh, it is--
TYLER OAKLEY: There used to be, like, YouTubers' feet,
like, it was a YouTube channel.
And-- wait, were you there for that?
GRACE HELBIG: No.
No.
On Wikifeet, they put YouTubers and other people
that have had their feet in-- it's a foot fetish website.
Shocking.
TYLER OAKLEY: There's a video of my feet somewhere.
HANNAH HART: Really?
TYLER OAKLEY: If you search hard enough.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
Guys, stay tuned.
Next week, all feet, all the time.
TYLER OAKLEY: Not lying.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Hallow-feet.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hallow-feet?
You're done.
You're so done.
HANNAH HART: We're some Hallow-fiends.
Let's take a comment.
This is from Dippy Dinosaur.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THERE WAS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE RIGHT NOW?
TYLER OAKLEY: I would eat--
HANNAH HART: I think--
I think we'd be pretty fine.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh.
Yeah. eat you.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
You guy's would be fine.
I would be, like, save the punch!
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: That's my MO.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm really slow, so I don't think I'd be able
to outrun anything.
So I'd just, like, give up.
GRACE HELBIG: But zombies are slow.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, that's true.
TYLER OAKLEY: Not all zombies.
GRACE HELBIG: In "Walking Dead."
TYLER OAKLEY: Well.
HANNAH HART: Mm, I don't know.
TYLER OAKLEY: What about that one where they're all running,
and it's like 28 something?
Days or weeks or something?
GRACE HELBIG: That's Pokemon.
HANNAH HART: That's Pokemon.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, I'm just thinking about Pokemon.
Never mind.
Great.
OK, cool.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take another comment.
HANNAH HART: Just not into zombies.
GRACE HELBIG: This is from Tri Tones.
Tyler, pugs dressed as One Direction or One Direction
dressed as pugs.
HANNAH HART: [GASP]
Don't make him choose.
TYLER OAKLEY: Wait, my heart is like
thumping, just the thought!
Oh my-- wait, can you feel that?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: Shoot.
GRACE HELBIG: He's coming back to life.
TYLER OAKLEY: Don't make me-- yeah.
HANNAH HART: So good.
HANNAH HART: Um, oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Tough question.
TYLER OAKLEY: Wait, the boys as pugs?
I would die.
I would literally be a corpse, like right here.
It would be too much too soon.
HANNAH HART: Did it already happen?
You're lookin'--
TYLER OAKLEY: I feel-- yeah, well, now.
I would say the boys dressed as pugs.
GRACE HELBIG: The boys dressed as pugs.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm into that.
GRACE HELBIG: I think that a lot of people
would be into that.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: I can see some fanfic coming about that.
Let's take a comment.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: (WITH BRITISH ACCENT) Johnny, would you like
to dress up as a pug with me?
Yes, Tim.
I don't know their names.
TYLER OAKLEY: Those are none of their names.
You tried so hard.
HANNAH HART: Johnny and Tim.
GRACE HELBIG: Johnny and Tim.
Two classic British boy names.
TYLER OAKLEY: (WITH BRITISH ACCENT) Johnny.
GRACE HELBIG: Like Zayn is a normal human name.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yeah, well Zayn is--
HANNAH HART: Or Niall.
He's in a state of de-Niall, am I right?
TYLER OAKLEY: You're done.
GRACE HELBIG: Exactly.
Let's take a comment.
This is from TheHufflepuff95.
DO THE TIME WARP!
You put your hands on your hips--
HANNAH HART: (SINGING) And you move to the right.
TYLER OAKLEY: I've never seen that movie.
HANNAH HART: What is wrong with you?
TYLER OAKLEY: I know.
I'm a bad gay.
HANNAH HART: No Harry Potter. (SINGING) You put
your knees in tight.
TYLER OAKLEY: I know what you're talking about.
I'm not, like, socially inept.
[GIRLS KEEP SINGING "THE TIME WARP"]
TYLER OAKLEY: Can we just twerk?
[GIRLS KEEP SINGING "THE TIME WARP"]
GRACE HELBIG: Was that Meat Loaf?
TYLER OAKLEY: I-- hm?
HANNAH HART: I don't know.
But this is the punch line.
TYLER OAKLEY: You're--
everybody here is done.
GRACE HELBIG: She's been waiting for hours to say this.
HANNAH HART: I just saw it.
TYLER OAKLEY: She-- like back, she was like, I cannot wait to
say punchline.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: It's in my back pocket.
I'm waiting for the right time.
HANNAH HART: Just-- just have some of this, Grace.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ooh, wait, do you want one?
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take a comment.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: This is from KirstyDeeWhite.
What's the worst Halloween you have ever had?
HANNAH HART: Went to a party once, got strangled to death.
That sucked.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
Yeah.
I'd say that's pretty bad.
TYLER OAKLEY: This girl.
I once got my pillowcase full of candy stolen by these,
like, highschoolers.
And so it was actually perfect.
And if you're at home, this is what you do.
HANNAH HART: If you're this kid, he knows.
TYLER OAKLEY: You go door to door and you say, some
highschoolers took all my candy.
And they'll give you the whole bowl.
I'm not even joking.
And then you drop that off, and then you go back to the
next place empty.
It was just, like--
HANNAH HART: You're a little hoarder.
TYLER OAKLEY: The score.
It was perfect.
GRACE HELBIG: What if all those highschoolers just had
really low blood sugar?
HANNAH HART: Diabetes.
TYLER OAKLEY: Not my problem.
Not here for that.
Nope.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take another comment.
This is from wishihadalife90.
What's the sexiest Halloween costume idea for a guy?
HANNAH HART: Dress as One Direction dressed as pugs.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
Oh my god.
TYLER OAKLEY: My body.
Ready.
GRACE HELBIG: Too many levels.
TYLER OAKLEY: There's nothing you can't make sexy.
Trust me.
HANNAH HART: One year-- one year I was a sex-kimo.
It's like a sexy Eskimo.
GRACE HELBIG: I got it.
I got that one.
TYLER OAKLEY: There's one thing you can't make sexy.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: She got Inuit.
HANNAH HART: Ohhh!

GRACE HELBIG: Let's maybe take another question?
TYLER OAKLEY: Maybe no?
GRACE HELBIG: Let's cleanse our palate.
No?
HANNAH HART: She got Inuit.
TYLER OAKLEY: In the meantime.
GRACE HELBIG: Anyway.
TYLER OAKLEY: Open.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take another quest-- a comment.
This is from Petitesser.
Tyler, you make a great Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.
So that wasn't much of a question.
TYLER OAKLEY: That's not a question but I'll take it.
Thank you.
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever met him?
TYLER OAKLEY: No.
GRACE HELBIG: You were just in his home state.
TYLER OAKLEY: I was.
So I was just in South Carolina, in Charleston.
And everyone I talked to was like, oh,
you're from the internet?
Have you heard about our local celebrity, Ridiculously
Photogenic Guy Zeddie Little?
I'm like, yeah, you guys are weird.
That's all you have.
HANNAH HART: Aw.
GRACE HELBIG: Aww.
What's he doing now?
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't know-- maybe running?
I don't know.
I'm sure he's in another marathon somewhere.
HANNAH HART: He's probably just standing
around going like this.
GRACE HELBIG: He's practicing.
He's just practicing.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ding!
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
Anyway, guys, our host may have died, but that doesn't
mean the party can't continue.
TYLER OAKLEY: Hey!
GRACE HELBIG: So stay tuned!
HANNAH HART: Party, and party, and party--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MATT MCMANUS: I'm 'bout to nail this.
-Werewolf.
[MUSIC PLAYING - "MCMAYHEM THEME SONG"]

[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
MATT MCMANUS: Hey, mama.
Do you have a razor in there?
I gotta shave my face.
[SCREAM]
MATT MCMANUS: Aaaaggghhhh!
Arroooo!
-Help me.
Aaaghh!
Help me!
-Ahhhh!
You scare me!

[LAUGHTER]

-Whoa, dude!
-Hey, buddy, how's it going?

-Not what I expected on a Thursday.

[SCREAM]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Welcome back.
So Beth is dead, so I guess hosting duties have
been left to me.
We're gonna do something really fun--
OK.
Um, who put this industrial-size
wood chipper here?
Nate?
Someone could get really hurt.
Here, I'll just move it.
I hope I don't trip on it.
Whooa!
[WOOD CHIPPER CHIPPING]
GRACE HELBIG: My blood!
I have so much blood!
I never knew I had so much blood.
That's impressive, me!
Ow!
Owie!
Owie-zowie-wowie!
Ow, ow, ow.
Oh, ow, ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, ow.
I sound like that grape stomping woman.
Ow.
Ow, ow.
Ow.
A-oooga!
A-oooga!
Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!

BETH HOYT: Bobbing for body parts is up after this!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
JOSEPH BIRDSONG: I changed my phone to 24-hour time.
I don't know what the hell time it is.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
JOSEPH BIRDSONG: Halloween is my favorite holiday.
However, people in relationships generally ruin
Halloween for the rest of us with their
annoying couples costumes.
So right now, you're probably wondering, Joe, how do I steer
clear of looking like a douche with my partner?
First of all, all of the main Halloween costume sites do not
offer Halloween costumes for homosexual couples.
Which is not surprising, because every day is Halloween
to a homosexual.
[DING]
JOSEPH BIRDSONG: I'm a homosexual.
But that also means I get to make fun of straight people,
which is one of my favorite things.
So here are some of the worst couples'
costumes that I found.
First of all, we've got your Adam and the Eve, which is
literally the oldest costume in the world.
I think if you are a Christian, this is literally
the oldest costume.
Power outlet people.
That's--
stupid.
Really, though, are we completely
out of sexual innuendos?
I get it, straight people.
One of you has a penis and one of you has a vagina.
Congratulations.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
Nothing quite says, [BLEEP]
you and your Halloween party, I didn't try at all like
printing out some crappy eyeballs and pasting them on
your t-shirt.
Good job.
Oh, and of course, we have the togas.
This one might actually be lazier than Mr. Potato Head,
although I can see the upside being, you can fall asleep
wherever you want to-- which is one of my favorite things
to do-- because your sheets are already with you.
Native Americans.
Yikes.
Nothing says screw you like stealing some land and then
stealing your outfit choices.
Is this racist?
I don't know what racism is, I guess.
The classic.
Priest and sexy nun.
I don't know who was sitting around and though, you know
what's sexy?
Nuns are sexy.
I don't know-- that priest, though, is pretty hot.
I would jump on his--
Bible?
Crucifix?
I don't know.
Make up a penis joke.
Mustard and ketchup.
This costume pretty much says, we have accepted that we're
unhappy together, but we're going to stick together for
the next 70 years, ruining your Halloween party with this
exact same costume until we're dead.
Crayon and--
sexy crayon?
I'm pretty sure the same guy who thought nuns were sexy
probably also is sexually attracted to crayons.
Really?
Is this costume really happening?
Nothing says your penis is the size of your pinky finger like
this costume, fellas.
And the ever-classic fork and spoon.
The people who wear this kind of costume are the kind of
people who go around all night, asking, hey, baby, you
wanna spoon?
Or hey, baby, I'm gonna fork you later.
And at this point, you say, not if I fork you first.
And you get an actual fork and you stab them both.
Happy Halloween!
The end.
Great.
Fantastic.
Now you straight people can stop messing up
Halloween for everyone.
Thanks.
[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Gahhh.
We're all back.
Well, everyone but Grace.
Oh, you guys, BTW, Grace just took a
fall in the wood chipper.
He died.
That's all her blood.
HANNAH HART: Ohh, hey, does that mean--
can I be daily now?
Or--
BETH HOYT: Go for it.
I mean, she's gone.
She's out.
TYLER OAKLEY: That's a yes.
BETH HOYT: All right, so a Halloween party is not
complete-- right, guys?-- without
Bobbing for Body Parts.
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: It's like apple-bobbing,
but with body parts.
Duh, you guys.
All right, I'll go first.
So what we want to save--
we're forgetting about-- self-esteem is long gone, so
we really want to save the technology.
So make sure before you go you save your mic.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
HANNAH HART: OK.
BETH HOYT: All right.
I'm going in.
HANNAH HART: Good luck.
Hope it doesn't seem awful.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh gosh.
Oh gosh.
BETH HOYT: What am I gonna aim for, here?
HANNAH HART: Um, I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
[CRIES OF DISGUST]
HANNAH HART: Oh, make sure to get all your spit in there
before we do it.
[CLANG]
HANNAH HART: Ugh.
BETH HOYT: I got an eyeball.
TYLER OAKLEY: Are you going next?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
You can go next.
You can go next, Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: Sure.
OK, well, first we de-mic, because we're saving the
technology.
HANNAH HART: Save the technology.
TYLER OAKLEY: Will you help me, ma'am?
HANNAH HART: Mmm, that--
hey, get ready to "meat" your maker in there, Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: You're--
I cannot look at you.
You are expired.
Here, will you hold these beautiful things?
Thank you.
HANNAH HART: Hey, guys, [INAUDIBLE].
TYLER OAKLEY: I want something big.
HANNAH HART: Oh, girl.
TYLER OAKLEY: Not to be a size queen, but--
OK, ready?
BETH HOYT: Go for it.
HANNAH HART: Just get it.
TYLER OAKLEY: My hair.
HANNAH HART: Just get it.
BETH HOYT: Aim for a big one.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm nervous, I'm nervous!
HANNAH HART: Say goodbye to your hair.
Say goodbye to your hair.
BETH HOYT: Don't forget to breathe.
Good
ALL: Ohhh!
Ohhh!
BETH HOYT: Wooo!
He got brains!
TYLER OAKLEY: What?
These are brains?
BETH HOYT: Sexy, he got brains.
HANNAH HART: Yum.
Yeah, Tyler.
TYLER OAKLEY: Well, that's just great.
Thank you for that moment of my life.
BETH HOYT: OK, you can get toweled off if
you want, but don't--
HANNAH HART: I'm gonna get my mic, do something
different with it.
TYLER OAKLEY: It's a lot more daunting than it seems.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: Oh, no, man, I'm gonna be all nervous.
BETH HOYT: Pancake Bunny Zombie is going
in for a body part.
HANNAH HART: Here we go.
Five, four, three, two, now!
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, she just went in.
HANNAH HART: Oh, it's so cold!
It's so cold!
ALL: Ohhh!
BETH HOYT: Oh, she got a finger.
Wow, delicious.
How's that taste?
Yummy, yummy.
TYLER OAKLEY: How'd that work out for you?
BETH HOYT: Grace got a finger.
I'm going back in.
TYLER OAKLEY: You're going back in?
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, we're all gonna go back in.
TYLER OAKLEY: Am I going--?
OK, I can do that.
HANNAH HART: We're all going back in?
TYLER OAKLEY: Why even dry off, truthfully.
BETH HOYT: All right, ready?
Yeah, why dry off?
All right, I'm going for--
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh my gosh.
HANNAH HART: Yum.
TYLER OAKLEY: Get something big.
BETH HOYT: I will.
What is that thing at the bottom.
It looks like a vagina.
TYLER OAKLEY: I want you to go for it.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: Get it, get it, get it, get it!
ALL: Ohhh!
TYLER OAKLEY: Deeper!

HANNAH HART: It's a unicorn.
TYLER OAKLEY: What is that?
HANNAH HART: It's a tongue.
TYLER OAKLEY: I've never--
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Yeah?
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't know about that.
I've
never seen- [SCREAM]
BETH HOYT: It's up for grabs again.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh great.
Are you going?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'll go.
HANNAH HART: You gotta-- here.
TYLER OAKLEY: I want that.
HANNAH HART: I'll do this.
Save the mic.
Go for it.
TYLER OAKLEY: OK.
Wait, what?
I don't know.
I want the bottom thing.
HANNAH HART: Get it, Tyler, get it.
TYLER OAKLEY: That literally looks like--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, go for that bottom thing.
TYLER OAKLEY: You know what it looks like?
BETH HOYT: It looks like a vagina.
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't know.
HANNAH HART: Get the vagina in your mouth, Tyler.
First time-- first time for everything.
TYLER OAKLEY: I could very much well not know what it is.
HANNAH HART: This is actually a de-gaying camp.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah!
Oh, it's an ear.
HANNAH HART: Get it, get it.
TYLER OAKLEY: It was an ear?
Wait, where'd it go?
BETH HOYT: Get back in there.
Get it!
ALL: Ohhhh!
HANNAH HART: Yeah!
Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Wait to do-- wait to go for it.
HANNAH HART: Way to be, buddy boy.
TYLER OAKLEY: Is that supposed to be an ear?
BETH HOYT: Yep.
TYLER OAKLEY: That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Great.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: All right, here we go, here we go.
BETH HOYT: Wow, this is really exciting.
HANNAH HART: OK, guys.
BETH HOYT: I got a lot of water up my
nose that last time.
HANNAH HART: OK.
Woo-hoo!
ALL: Ohhh!
BETH HOYT: Oh, she's got nothing.
Go, get in there!
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Go for it!
Get that hand!
Get that hand!
Oh, it's an eyeball.
That was kind of anticlimactic.
TYLER OAKLEY: Wow, balls in your mouth.
BETH HOYT: But you really--
HANNAH HART: I was never hazed in college.
BETH HOYT: You were really in there, though.
TYLER OAKLEY: There's a first time for everything.
GRACE HELBIG: Hi guys, I'm better!
ALL: Aaaaghhhh!
HANNAH HART: Yay!
BETH HOYT: Grace is a zombie!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
TYLER OAKLEY: Hey, Grace.
HANNAH HART: Grace, you look great.
GRACE HELBIG: Thanks.
BETH HOYT: You're just in time to--
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, thanks, yeah, I just cut my face a
little bit.
But yeah, kept all my clothes intact.
What a nice wood chipper.
Bet they got that at Lowe's.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: So can I play?
BETH HOYT: Please, get in there.
GRACE HELBIG: Can I put my face in this--
BETH HOYT: Thing that--
TYLER OAKLEY: Trough of face that's
already happened to others?
I'm going to protect my microphone.
BETH HOYT: I'll hold it.
GRACE HELBIG: 'Cause I might be dead, but I'm not impolite.
BETH HOYT: That's right.
OK.
GRACE HELBIG: All right.
BETH HOYT: Get in there.
Wait, hold on.
I'm gonna cut this.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, god, my dignity.
BETH HOYT: What are you gonna go for, Grace?
GRACE HELBIG: Um, oh, sheesh.
There's just so many options.
HANNAH HART: Don't worry, Grace.
All of our spit's in there.
GRACE HELBIG: I know.
BETH HOYT: Get that hand, Grace.
Someone's gotta get that hand before the show's over.
TYLER OAKLEY: Get something big.
ALL: (CHANTING) Get the hand!
Get the hand!
Get the hand!
GRACE HELBIG: As much as I loathe this silver medal, I
want to save it, so I'm gonna put it into here.
BETH HOYT: Get that hand, Grace.
HANNAH HART: There's a clean towel waiting for you when
you're done.
BETH HOYT: And there's a shot.
ALL: Ohhh!
BETH HOYT: Oh, go get, do more.
HANNAH HART: Go, gotta get the hand!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
ALL: (CHANTING) Get that hand!
Get that hand!
Get that hand!
Ohhhh!
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Yay!
All right, we'll be right back.
HANNAH HART: Woo-hoo!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
LUKE CONARD: Hey, what's up, guys?
My name is Luke Conard, and you're watching "My Damn
Channel LIVE."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: We're all-- we're here.
We're almost done with our Hallow-Meme Spooktacular.
TYLER OAKLEY: I'm--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, come over here.
TYLER OAKLEY: Sorry.
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry you all had to die for it.
But--
HANNAH HART: Hey, this show has been to die for.
BETH HOYT: It was worth it.
It has been to die for!
Wah wah!
GRACE HELBIG: And those fans that are
watching, they're die hards.
HANNAH HART: Hey!
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Now, you guys have been so awesome with the show, we want
to pull a couple more comments.
So whatcha guys got?
We have a comment from YouTube right now, from MrsNoodles85.
Isn't the internet magical?
ALL: Yes.
TYLER OAKLEY: Yes.
HANNAH HART: Obvi.
BETH HOYT: Thanks for recognizing that, too.
Another comment, from YouTube, is from weaphe.
Hannah and Grace, is "YouTube Ladies Live" going to travel?
GRACE HELBIG: Um, just like if I'm gonna have fun on this
Halloween, maybe.
[LAUGHTER]
HANNAH HART: Who's to say?
GRACE HELBIG: Who's to say?
TYLER OAKLEY: You guys should see it, though.
I saw it last night.
It was so good.
HANNAH HART: Rave reviews.
GRACE HELBIG: Aw, he was in it last night.
HANNAH HART: He got a surprised guest star.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
TYLER OAKLEY: I drank a lot while I was there.
If you call that a guest star, I don't know--
GRACE HELBIG: Hey, you've been a guest star on this show.
TYLER OAKLEY: Ding!
BETH HOYT: Boom.
We all have.
Guest-starred the crap outta this show.
Here's another comment from YouTube.
It's from Rebellum1.
Tyler needs a prince to kiss him better.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
HANNAH HART: Ohh.
BETH HOYT: OK.
TYLER OAKLEY: Is that an invite?
It's probably my mom, trying to like, cheer me up, give me
an ego boost.
BETH HOYT: Interesting name--
HANNAH HART: Yeah, Tyler, you need a little prince.
TYLER OAKLEY: I do need a--
BETH HOYT: Or just, like, or just, like, sincere advice.
Just look for that prince.
GRACE HELBIG: What are you going-- are you going as a
prince for Halloween this year?
TYLER OAKLEY: I am going as Babar the Elephant.
It's--
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, is that a duo costume?
TYLER OAKLEY: No, 'cause I'm single.
BETH HOYT: Isn't Babar royalty, though?
Am I making that up?
TYLER OAKLEY: He is royalty.
BETH HOYT: So you are a prince.
HANNAH HART: Prince Babar.
TYLER OAKLEY: But--
HANNAH HART: Be the prince you wish.
TYLER OAKLEY: It's a sexy Babar.
HANNAH HART: So I'm putting the trunk right here.
[LAUGHTER]
TYLER OAKLEY: You will see.
Trust me.
It's a look.
BETH HOYT: We have another comment from
YouTube, from mrmahnnii.

What do you all--
Beth, Grace, Harto, and Tyler-- have in common?
HANNAH HART: Is that for a punchline?
BETH HOYT: We all--
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't know.
I'm not that quick.
BETH HOYT: Well, we're all dead.
TYLER OAKLEY: We're all corpses.
HANNAH HART: We're all white.
BETH HOYT: We're all zombies.
We're all white.
TYLER OAKLEY: I am actually not.
HANNAH HART: You're not white?
TYLER OAKLEY: No, I'm--
GRACE HELBIG: What are you?
TYLER OAKLEY: I don't want to tell you--
I don't know.
I'm a--I'm a corpse.
That's all I am.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, OK.
This guy.
BETH HOYT: So we're all zombies.
And--
HANNAH HART: And we're all having a great time.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay!
HANNAH HART: Yay, Spooktacular!
TYLER OAKLEY: Yay!
BETH HOYT: And that's a great-- no, that is really all
the time we have.
HANNAH HART: Aww.
BETH HOYT: Thank you all so much for being here.
TYLER OAKLEY: Finally.
GRACE HELBIG: Thanks for having us.
TYLER OAKLEY: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: Just in case people need help finding you, Hannah
Hart, where's your main hub?
Where can we find more about you?
HANNAH HART: You can check me out at youtube.com/harto or
follow me on Twitter, @harto.
BETH HOYT: Do it.
Tyler Oakley, where can we find out more about you?
TYLER OAKLEY: You can find me on the internet.
I'm on YouTube, and Twitter, and Tumblr, and Facebook, and
Instagram, all as Tyler Oakley.
BETH HOYT: And Grace, seriously, if people here
don't know how to find you, I don't know--
GRACE HELBIG: They're dead to me.
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GRACE HELBIG: Just kidding.
BETH HOYT: Just like we are to them.
TYLER OAKLEY: Just kidding.
HANNAH HART: Just kidding.
BETH HOYT: That was so much fun, you guys.
Happy Halloween.
Oh, Mom wants another picture from us.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, Mom.
TYLER OAKLEY: (SIGHING DRAMATICALLY) Fine.
HANNAH HART: Here we go.
TYLER OAKLEY: Over here?
We're fine.
BETH HOYT: OK, Mom.
(MOROSELY) Nate, can you count us down?
NATE BENNETT: Five, four, three, two, one.
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