The Gregory Brothers - 4/25/12 (FULL EP)

BETH HOYT: Grab your snacks.
Close your tabs.
Sit back, relax, and--

Hey, guys.
It's me, Beth Hoyt-- (VOICE AUTO-TUNED) And this is My
Damn Channel LIVE.
Wait a second.
What's going on?
Why do I sound like this?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Something's wrong with the sound of my voice.
I'm trying to sing but I don't have a choice.
It's literally impossibly to be off-key.
Sounding perfect is easy as 123 or ABC, 123 or ABC.
OK, seriously, I need to focus on less rhyming.
It's throwing off my timing.
Ahh!
Enough.
Guys.
Ahh!
Enough.
Guys.
Ahh!
Enough.
Guys.
Ahh!
Enough, guys.
I know why this is happening.
It's because the Gregory Brothers are here today.
They're going to be live in the studio, singing and
talking and songifying comments.
It's gonna be great.
Great.
It's gonna be great.
First, though, it's another My Damn Channel LIVE premiere
from Co-op of the Damned.
This is "Hell's Kitchen." This show is
gonna be totally bitchin'.
Wow, OK, stop that.
Ah, ah, ah.
Enough.
Guys.
Enough, guys.
Ahh!
Enough, guys.
Enough.
Guys.
Enjoy.

-So as you can see, all the floors are original.
There's new linoleum in the kitchen.
Is there a missus?
-My wife kinda kicked me out of my old place.
-Oh.
Messy divorce?
-It's pure hell.

[COUGHING]
-Oh, hello.
Welcome to hell.
-What?
-Come with me.
-No, no, no.
-COme on.
-There's some mistake or something.
-So as you can tell, we're still getting
organized up here.
New digs and all.
Uh, you're the rapist?
-Buddhist.
-Ah.
Tomato, tomahto.
Anyway, here's the deal.
We're going to torture you for all of eternity, some really
nasty stuff.
Is there anything you're afraid of?
Snakes?
Poop?
-I don't know.
Spiders?
-Yeah, we don't have any spiders.
What about dirty dishes?
-Uh, OK.
-Great.
-I guess.
-OK.
I hereby sentence you to wash dishes for all eternity!
And use the non-toxic soap.
And there's gloves.
-Yo, is there a Beagle-Bob here?
-It's Beelzebub.
Gimme that.
Come on.
-I was waiting a call.
-I thought I told you to go stand on broken glass.
Get out of here.
People, when I say no phone calls in hell, that means no
phone calls.
Really expensive.
Hello?
Hey, sport.
No.
No, I have not forgotten about our big plans on Saturday.
Really?
Your mom's new friend wants to come?
And he taught you how to throw a perfect spiral?
Hey, if you can lean, you can clean.
No, sport.
I wasn't talking to you.
I love you, buddy.
You know that?
OK, and this other guy, I don't know what he's--
what he's trying to tell you about me, but it's not true.
-Is this 72nd Street?
-Hey.
Get away from there.
-I think I have a friend who lives in this building.
-Did you do the dishes?
-Yeah.
You have a dishwasher.
-Fine.
Then just sort this laundry for all eternity.
-Uh, is it not sorted enough already?

-Don't touch it.
Guess not.
Hey, Steve?
Dinner's not going to finish itself, OK?
Thanks.
-We need to talk.
-Uh, OK.
I'm a little unorganized.
You're the pedophile?
-I'm your roommate, Tim.
-Tim.
Right.
So not the pedophile?
-Are your friends staying over again?
-Friends?
Oh.
Yes.
They are.
Hey, you don't happen to have a labyrinth in
your room, do you?
Made of fire, not made of fire-- whatever.
I'm gonna take that as a no, I guess.
Jeez.
Passive-aggressive much?
Jerk.
-Hey, neighbor.
-Who wants lemon squares?

-Please tell me someone is terrified of making popcorn.
So there's no hot water and I used your toothbrush.
Again.

Hello.
Welcome to hell.
You'll be cleaning for the rest of eternity.
Here's your broom.
-Broom.
-That goes for everybody.
Come on.
Got a special lunch in store for all you people.
Sodomy.
[SNEEZING]
-Bless you.
-Shut up!

BETH HOYT: I'm back.
That was Co-op of the Damned with "Hell's Kitchen." Did you
guys know we broadcast live from
Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan?
They totally nailed it.
That's exactly what it's like up here.
So, OK, the Gregory Brothers are just moments away from
being on the show.
But first, it's an extra special My Damn Channel
original premiere.
Four years ago, Donnie Hoyle disappeared, taking with him
his groundbreaking edutainment series, You Suck at Photoshop.
Most assumed he was dead.
Only a few close confidants knew the truth--
that he was hiding for his own safety in a remote mountain
monastery of Zong in Bhutan.
Now circumstances have forced Donnie out of his self-imposed
exile, but his loss is the world's gain, for it means we
can now proudly introduce the premiere episode of season
three of You Suck at Photoshop.
DONNIE HOYLE: My name is Donnie.
And you suck at Photoshop.
You hear that sound?
It's the sound of nobody clapping for you.
Let's say you've been gone for a while and you narrowly
escaped a homicidal attack.
And you found solace in a remote location where you
thought you would have enlightenment
and peace and quiet.
But in the meantime, you discover that the fun stick
that your ex-wife has been breaking records
with embabied her.
And so--
four years later, there's a four-year-old maniac running
around who is hellbent on destroying your legacy and
stealing your intellectual property and running up
attorney bills with a lawyer who clearly works for a larger
organization.
And you're getting emails like this.
RONNIE COX: You can't stop me, Donnie Hoyle.
I'll destroy you and everything you stand for.
Please come at me.
Just give me a reason to ruin you.
DONNIE HOYLE: We need to take care of this ASAP, and we're
going to do it with Photoshop.
So let's open up an image.
We're going to create an
advertisement for our attorney.
This is the trade that we agreed upon
for services rendered.
And we're--
hey, Pu-tai, will you stop--
please stop playing the flute?
This image says that--
fruit--
flute.
I didn't-- why would I ask to stop playing fruit?

Stupid monk.
This image says, I'm a bad-ass attorney.
I'm--
and I just blew up a court room with my mind.
And there are bits of litigants and pieces of
courtroom flying in the air.
And I'm coming for you, law.
And that's just-- that's sort of the action that we want to
evoke and get people to be excited enough to
believe that this--
he's a good attorney.
So what we're going to do is we're going to create more
action in his body.
And so we've got the attorney on a separate layer, but
you'll notice that in the background, the attorney is
part of the background.
So we're going to have some trouble there, and we'll have
to come back and do that in a moment.
But let's duplicate this layer so we can come back to it.
And in the meantime, we're going to create action with
this attorney using a technique called Puppet Warp.
Did you just pee-pee?
Did--
I--
did you just pee-pee?
I heard you.
Just take a deep breath.
Get a Wet-Nap.
Swab it up.
Let's do some grown-up Photoshop.
It's not that hard.
Our cursor has turned into this pin.
We're now looking at the toolbar for Puppet Warp, and
we're going to pin yellow balls where we think there
might be joints.
So on shoulder, elbow, wrist, neck, head, shoulder, elbow,
and wrist--
just pinning joints.
It's OK.
On the knee, ankle, foot.
Pinning joints.
And we're also going to put joints on the briefcase.
And now when we select one of the balls and move it, it
moves the parts.
But oh, Donnie, Donnie, look what it's doing.
It's moving my flaccid lawyer goo leg with--
just shut off your question sprinkler, and we'll--
we'll fix it.
Go up to Expansion, where it says two pixels, and
change it to 0.
And you'll see now that the mesh conforms to the bitmap
underneath.
And so when we move the balls, everything moves along just
fine and we don't accidentally grab additional lawyer parts.
And so we can now create a little bit more momentum in
his body to say, hey, I'm getting ready to dash in and
file an affidavit and bill somebody 1/12 of
an hour for my time.
All right.
Go up here and hit Accept.
And now when we turn on the background, we'll notice that
our attorney has a lot more action and momentum.
But Don--
aw, Donnie, there's-- the lawyer's still on the
background, and we 're gonna--
we're going to have a silence contest.
And go.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to go back to my
original lawyer layer.
I'm going to Command, Select, and that's going to have the
original selection which will go around the lawyer on the
background.
We're going to go to Select, Modify, Expand.
Go by about four pixels.
And now we're going to say Edit, Fill, Content Aware.
And Photoshop's going to think it through, and it's going to
disappear the lawyer from the background.
Now, it needs a little bit of clean-up, but that's nothing
that you can possibly do.
But when we switch on our newly-adjusted lawyer, he
covers up most of the stuff.
And just like that, we've added a little
more action and drama.
And to finish out the ad, we have a headline.
Maybe actually start to make it look a little bit like a
movie poster, just because we really want to trick people
into thinking that there's something to this guy.
QR code, of course.
Everything is required to have a QR code now.
And a lens flare, which just, uh, makes it
that much more sexciting.
And so in the end, what we've created is simply an
advertisement that looks like a movie poster in the hopes of
tricking people into believing that it's something that they
should be excited about.
Use the Magic Wand tool and select the white background on
the phony billboard.
Select our Add Layer.
Click the Add Layer Mask.
And now Unhinge the mask and the artwork.
And Select Edit, Transform, Distort to squeegee the ad
into the billboard.
And most assuredly, nobody would ever pick up on this
ruse that we didn't really buy the ad space.

Right?

BETH HOYT: Donnie's back, you guys.
We're so happy to have You Suck at Photoshop back on My
Damn Channel.
And we're so happy to have these guys right here.
Look who it is.
It's the Gregory Brothers.
I'm joined by Evan, Sarah, and Michael.
Where's Andrew?
Wait.
Can't answer that.
We need to set up this interview.
Here's the situation.
We're a small studio.
We have minimal furniture, AKA, just two chairs.
The only way to really fairly go about this is to play
musical chairs.
So you know, you guys know how it works.
You're going to fight.
Just fight viciously.
I want you just to really go for it.
Whoever wins this chair will get the most
attention from me.
So really try and battle it out.
If you need to receive medical attention, we don't have any.
So that's at your own risk.
So I just want you guys to have fun and just really go
for it, OK?
Let the games begin.
EVAN GREGORY: Great.
SARAH: OK.
EVAN GREGORY: This seems really natural.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We do this a lot.
[MUSIC - THE GREGORY BROTHERS, "DOUBLE RAINBOW"]

BETH HOYT: Whoa, wow, yeah!
That's good spirit.
OK, you definitely have lost.
Dude, you're going to be standing for sure.
You can wait in the back with me.
And this is going to be my chair.
The game isn't over.
We have one more round.
EVAN GREGORY: One more round?
BETH HOYT: You're still playing.
This is my chair.
EVAN GREGORY: I think the aggression is at the wrong
level for a place without ambulances.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I feel like the blood is really
flowing now.
BETH HOYT: I want you guys to go for it.
Play it again, Sam.
[MUSIC - THE GREGORY BROTHERS, "DOUBLE RAINBOW"]

BETH HOYT: Wow.
Buttin' it out.
Box-outs.
EVAN GREGORY: This is reminding me
a lot of our office.
BETH HOYT: We want to make it homey.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I think that was really nice of you to
let me win.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
EVAN GREGORY: Chivalry still exists.
BETH HOYT: I was hoping you'd win.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Me too.
BETH HOYT: Just kidding.
OK, we're here.
So I just wanted to talk to you, so this is good.
EVAN GREGORY: That was amazing.
That was a really sweet move.
BETH HOYT: That was fun, right?
Are you guys OK?
EVAN GREGORY: I'm--
well, the bruises are on the inside for me.
It's a lot like the way Mom used to decide who got to use
the good ketchup.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
What's the bad ketchup?

Is that a thing?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Most ketchup is pretty bad--
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: For you, actually.
BETH HOYT: Not for me.
MICHAEL GREGORY: The ketchup at the bottom isn't bad.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: That's true.
BETH HOYT: That's a good point.
Like the crusty, dark stuff on the top.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: She just saved the
crust around the top.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
EVAN GREGORY: You know, when you take the lid off and
underneath--
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: And that was the bad ketchup.
EVAN GREGORY: Is the ring of--
BETH HOYT: That is the bad, bad ketchup.
Let's go back to happy things and "Double Rainbow" playing.
That song, I don't mean to jump on the bandwagon and just
be one of those people, but I loved it so, so much.
I listened to it on repeat for about a month, for real.
It changed my whole family's vacation once.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: What was that month like for you?
BETH HOYT: So happy.
It pumps me up.
Still does.
So when you see a video like that, that video on its own is
pretty amazing.
How quickly do you know when you have gold?
From gold to mold, if you will?
How quickly when you're watching it?
MICHAEL GREGORY: When the unintentional singer already
sounds like Whitney Houston, you know it can be a song.
BETH HOYT: That's a pretty good--
EVAN GREGORY: I would say a funny thing about making
videos in the style that we do is that it's sort of turned
ourselves into unintentional singing talent scouts.
And it's actually surprisingly similar to what you would look
for if you were a talent scout for intentional singers.
BETH HOYT: That totally makes sense.
EVAN GREGORY: You've got to find that person that has the
passion, the sound in their voice, the personality.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: And the right lyrics, you know?
You've got to look for somebody with a strong message
to convey to the world.
BETH HOYT: Do you feel like there's people that are making
videos that have hidden messages or that want you to
pick them up?
They're just putting it out there to be songified by you?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Sometimes we get videos and
emails just saying, songify us.
This is a subliminal message.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I bet you get a lot of that.
Can you even watch funny videos now, and just sit back
and enjoy it?
Or is your mind constantly going with how
you could tweak it?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I mean, we're always
on the hunt, but--
EVAN GREGORY: We're still able to appreciate things for their
own sake, I would say.
Except for say, maybe, news and politics.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Yeah, Joe Biden's messages about
electric cars still ring true on their own
before they are songified.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's true.
Do you even look for videos anymore?
Or is your inbox just so flooded that you're like,
thanks for--
do you get enough suggestions of things?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We get a lot of suggestions,
thankfully.
Our fans are awesome.
Once you see a dozen or two dozen or three dozen for the
same video, you're like, OK.
Now I gotta roll out of bed and check it.
BETH HOYT: They're telling us something here.
MICHAEL GREGORY: They're really helpful to us.
So thank you.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Yeah, thank you.
MICHAEL GREGORY: If you've sent something in.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, keep doing it.
So you're nominated for a Comedy Award--
which is May 6, the Comedy Awards--
Best Viral Original--
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah , I think the category
is Best Viral Original.
BETH HOYT: Best Viral Original.
Vote at thecomedywards.com.
And it's May 6.
And it's for Charlie Sheen's "Winning" video.
That's a ridiculous interview to begin with, of course.
When you saw that, were you like, at this point, it's just
our responsibility to songify this?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: A little bit.
I mean, the guy had so many catch phrases.
It was kind of like, he could have put out a whole album.
BETH HOYT: He still might.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: He still might.
EVAN GREGORY: To try to sew that up in a single song is
really tough.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Yeah.
Imagine packing all of Sergeant
Pepper's into one song.
BETH HOYT: God.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: It's a lot like that.
MICHAEL GREGORY: The voting's already closed, though.
So all you can do now is just hope.
And pray.
EVAN GREGORY: We are up against some real powerhouses.
BETH HOYT: We can hope pretty hard.
I'm speaking for-- we all can, right?
So if you win, will you thank Charlie Sheen?
EVAN GREGORY: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Will you be like, thanks for being just
ridiculous and giving it to us?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I'm thinking we have to.
I mean, he's our--
MICHAEL GREGORY: Either him or our parents.
But one of them has to go.
BETH HOYT: You could thank both.
MICHAEL GREGORY: I don't think we'll have time.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Maybe we should make them play musical
chairs for who we get to thank.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's a good idea.
Have you ever met someone that you've songified?
I mean, of course, Antoine.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We've met Antoine.
We met Paul.
He was in "Yosemite Bear."
EVAN GREGORY: Otherwise known as the double-rainbow guy.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Yeah, we performed with Paul.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah, we actually performed with him at
some point.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: It was huge.
We performed with him twice.
And literally, he is a walking rainbow,
double rainbow, on stage.
EVAN GREGORY: He's an amazing guy.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: He brings this
presence that's truly--
BETH HOYT: All the time?
That's what you want to hear.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: All the time.
All the time.
EVAN GREGORY: He sees rainbows in your heart.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Yes.
That last time we saw him, he was like, I just wish that I
could have had you guys at my place because I just saw a
lunar rainbow.
EVAN GREGORY: A moonbow.
BETH HOYT: What happened to him then?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Well, he freaked out, I'm sure.
EVAN GREGORY: His brain exploded.
BETH HOYT: Doesn't he know that he needs to always have a
camera on hand for that kind of thing?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: It's true.
BETH HOYT: I mean, like, that has to happen.
MICHAEL GREGORY: The problem is that a moonbow can't really
be captured on camera because it's so dark.
BETH HOYT: We don't even care about whatever's
happening in nature.
We just want him, his natural reaction.
EVAN GREGORY: I tell you, if you're surfing around YouTube
after this show, you should look up his own video that he
took while he performed with us on stage last year.
I think he titled it "Bear at Vidcon." It was at this event
called Vidcon.
He came on stage with us as we played the
"Double Rainbow" song.
And there were, I don't know, 2,000 or 3,000 kids there.
And the place erupted like--
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Tears.
Tears.
EVAN GREGORY: Pinatubo or something when
he came out on stage.
BETH HOYT: I have goosebumps right now.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I know.
I know.
EVAN GREGORY: It's emotional.
If you watch it, you'll probably tear up.
BETH HOYT: That's a good plug.
I'm glad you came here to do that for him.
But no, that is awesome.
I do want to check that out.
So I also want to hear if he's crazy.
I also want to hear that you guys are, like, all just
always best friends and love hanging out.
When you go on vacation--
because you work together all the time.
So when you have vacation together and you get time off,
do you vacation together?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We don't like taking vacation.
BETH HOYT: You're like, we have a week off.
Oh.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Because then we wouldn't be together.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
Yes.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I'm glad to give you what you need.
I'm just here for you.
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
And thanks, you guys, so much for being here.
And in a moment, we'll be answering your comments from
the chat and your Twitter questions.
And we're going to songify them because
that's what we do.
And by we, I mean them.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I think you're
gonna help out a little.
BETH HOYT: But first, some short-- but
not short on funny--
videos, OK guys?
This is the My Damn Channel original premiere of The Jon
Friedman Internet Program with "127 Hours."
THEME SONG: It's The Jon Friedman Internet Program on
your World Wide Web.
[MODEM CONNECTING]

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Awww, no!
My other arm!
THEME SONG: It's The Jon Friedman Internet Program on
your World Wide Web.

REGGIE WATSON: Hi.
My name is Reggie Watts, and you're watching My Damn
Channel LIVE.
It's my channel, dammit.
-All right, you guys.
My Damn Channel is doing fantastic.
But we do need to get a little bit edgier.
Does anybody have any ideas?
-Um, what if we renamed the channel My [BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
Channel?
-Too edgy.
Little bit.

-Great hair.
-Uh, thanks.
-Looks silky as shit.
-Whatever.
-Is it real?
-What?
-What did you buy it?
Is it a weave?
Horse hair?
Dumb cheap hooker.
-(BREATHILY) Who are you?

BETH HOYT: We're back.
And you've been tweeting all day, commenting all show.
We want to talk about it and, I mean, sing about it.
So I'm gonna read the comments and the tweets.
And then the Gregory Brothers are going to Songify a
cappella their responses.
You guys, this is improv.
EVAN GREGORY: Why not?
Let's do it?
BETH HOYT: So put on you impressed hats.
OK, here we go.
We have a tweet first.
This is from TheDorkMari.
He wants to know, how do y'all come up with the beats to make
fun of a video?
PS, y'all are awesome.
EVAN GREGORY: How do we come up with the beats to make fun
of a video?
To make fun of or to celebrate a video--
BETH HOYT: Right.
To honor.
EVAN GREGORY: --I think is really the case.
I would say, in our ears, when you're watching--
say you're just sitting at home, watching C-SPAN, like
you do normally at home.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Friday nights.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: As everyone always does.
EVAN GREGORY: And you're getting sleepy because it's
super boring.
You just have to project onto that video what is the maximum
possible power that could be added to this video by a beat?
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): The maximum power.
EVAN GREGORY: You just imagine if there's a drumbeat
underneath it.
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Imagine a drumbeat.
EVAN GREGORY: [BEATBOXING]
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Yeah.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY (SINGING): Magical.
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): It's magical.
BETH HOYT: And then suddenly, Congress becomes exciting.
You wake up, you're dancing around your living room.
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Magical.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY (SINGING): Magical.
EVAN GREGORY (SINGING): There's
new bill in the Senate.
We're gonna change the budget for education.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY (SINGING): Oooh.
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Change the budget.
Change the budget.
Yeah.

BETH HOYT: That answers that.
Another comment from YouTube is mrjotz.
3/4 of the Gregory Brothers?
Where's Andrew?
EVAN GREGORY: He's in the studio.
BETH HOYT: Valid question.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Let's do in the studio, like, in the--
in the cool, like--
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Yeah.
Let's THX this.
EVAN GREGORY: OK.
Yeah.
Andrew's in the studio.
[HUMS]
Beth, why don't you get in on this?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Let's do it.
BETH HOYT: OK.
EVAN GREGORY: So we're gonna sing, "In the Studio" because
that's where Andrew is.
It goes like this.
ALL (SINGING): In the studio.

MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: I helped.
EVAN GREGORY: Whoa, man.
I tell you what.
BETH HOYT: Here's another comment from YouTube.
Let's check out what this comment is.
This is from jasendorf or something.
Question for the Gregory Brothers.
Gear, gear, gear?
Recording, editing, instruments--
I want to know it all.
This is--
how much time do we have?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Let's--
I think the answer is.
MICHAEL GREGORY: This'll take ten minutes, but
that's cool, right?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
This is a 10-minute--
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I think the answer to this question
should be lets take it offline.

EVAN GREGORY: You're saying you're going to blog at length
about this later, after the show?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Yeah.
Yeah.
We should do that.
Well, we'll find your comment--
BETH HOYT: Can we see your name again?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: And we should then--
EVAN GREGORY: It was jasendorf.
BETH HOYT: No.
Can't see it.
Sorry.
We're moving on.
Thank you for that comment.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We do want to answer you.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We do.
EVAN GREGORY: We have a lot of cool gear.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Cool gear.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: We have pretty cheap gear.
BETH HOYT: Here's a tweet from--
MICHAEL GREGORY: From Walmart.
BETH HOYT: From Carisa Hendrix.
What is the most memorable thing that ever happened to
you because of your YouTube videos?
Good question.

MICHAEL GREGORY: The prime minister of Sweden watched the
video and talked about it on TV.
That was awesome.
BETH HOYT: What did he say?
MICHAEL GREGORY: He said that he was disappointed he got
"nesht besht" unintentional singer, which is next best,
rather than best.
He came in second to--
who won?
Was is Katie Couric?
Chavez?
EVAN GREGORY: Hugo Chavez won.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: It was because he was air-guitaring.
EVAN GREGORY: Because he cheated and
played an air guitar.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: And the prime minister--
BETH HOYT: Well, that makes him second place very fairly.
EVAN GREGORY: The prime minster of Sweden had this
lick that went, (SINGING) a better world to live in for
future generations everywhere.
And that's a really hot lick.
But Hugo Chavez was in there playing an air guitar, going,
do-do-do do do do-dun, do do do.
And it's like, you're not going to beat that.
BETH HOYT: You can't--
I mean, he has to understand that.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: He did.
He did.
He said, how could I compete with an air guitar?
Was the translation.
BETH HOYT: Has he done any sort of air instruments to get
in the top since then?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Good question.
MICHAEL GREGORY: We hope he will.
BETH HOYT: Is he going to remedy that situation?
MICHAEL GREGORY: At the next UN summit.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Let's check another tweet.
This is from Dave_B86.
If you met Barack Obama, what would you say--
or sing--
to him?
I added the and sing.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I think that was in the subtext.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
Just interpreted it there.
It was nice.
MICHAEL GREGORY: I would say, I hope he slow jams the news,
like, once a week.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
That would be so good for the morale of the country.
BETH HOYT: It really would.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Let's ask him in song.
MICHAEL GREGORY: We also think he should slow jam the news.
For policies both foreign and domestic.
Ask him in song?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Yeah, let's ask him.
(SINGING) Dear President Obama--

SARAH AND EVAN (SINGING): Please slow-jam the news.
MICHAEL GREGORY (SINGING): Slow-jam the news.

SARAH AND EVAN (SINGING): Please, President Obama--

ALL (SINGING): Please slow-jam the news.
BETH HOYT: Weekly.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Yeah, weekly.
Thank you for that.
BETH HOYT: I helped again!
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I know you did.
BETH HOYT: Another comment from YouTube, and that is from
licolikable.
Does Sarah have talented siblings as well?
And where are they?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: They are so--
EVAN GREGORY: Where are they?
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Talented.
And they're in San Antonio, Texas.
EVAN GREGORY: Talented at having babies.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: They are talented at having babies.
EVAN GREGORY: I'll tell you what.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: You know what?
My brother played guitar.
And that's how I learned to play the guitar.
He lent me his old guitar and teached me some chords.
BETH HOYT: Huge influence.
Big-time.
And these are your siblings too, now.
EVAN GREGORY: Yep.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I know, it's true.
Well not that one.
EVAN GREGORY: Michael is Sarah's brother-in-law.
BETH HOYT: That's true.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Now you're our replacement sibling.
Cause Andrew's fired.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
You're subbing in.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: You're very talented.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Our blend was locked-in.
We need to do some more of those.
EVAN GREGORY: Them chords was tight.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I don't think he'll mind at all.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
No big deal.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I need some more girls around.
BETH HOYT: You know, Yeah.
He wasn't here today, so that's what happens.
Things happen quick in our cultural world.
One more YouTube comment.
Another one from Forksization.
Favorite YouTubers?
EVAN GREGORY: Favorite YouTubers.
We have a ton since we spend pretty
much all day on YouTube.
Let's each mention one.
I guess.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I feel like you're gonna steal--
OK.
Nice Peter's one of mine.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Whoa, she just took it.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: I did.
I was like, you're gonna steal it.
I know it.
BETH HOYT: Get it in there.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah, so you have to go first.
I really like Wheezywaiter.
We also have a good friend named Joe Raciti who does
piano tutorials.
So if you're trying to learn the piano, you should check
his thing out.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's cool.
What's his name?
That's good to know.
EVAN GREGORY: Joe Raciti.
BETH HOYT: Joe Raciti.
I just need a piano, and now I know the guy to go to.
EVAN GREGORY: Piece of cake.
BETH HOYT: And?
MICHAEL GREGORY: You gotta love some Freddie Wong.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: For real.
MICHAEL GREGORY: And I've got a friend on YouTube who's been
doing some great videos named Michael Alvarado.
BETH HOYT: Good.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: That guy is seriously talented.
BETH HOYT: Good paying it forward.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Let's do one more THX on Freddie Wong.
Freddie Wong.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: OK, Cool, cool.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
He's great.
(SINGING) Let's do it, let's do it right
here, Freddie Wong.
Ready?
Well go like this.
ALL (SINGING): Freddie Wong.

EVAN GREGORY: [WHISTLES]
BETH HOYT: All right!
That felt good.
That was all the time we have for that.
Because when we come back, the Gregory Brothers will be
performing a real song.
But first, we have one of our favorites from Captain Hippo's
Product Displacement series.
It's
"Warmageddon." [KNOCK]

-Let's go.
Running in place.
Let's move it.
Move those legs.
Move those legs and keep your hands high.
Hands high.
Hands low.
Hands low.
[GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS]
-Charge!
[GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS]
[HELICOPTER OVERHEAD]
-Billy?
Billy, hang in there, buddy.
Hang in there.
-This game is awesome.
-No.
Be strong, Billy.
[EXPLOSIONS]

-What's up?
It's Situation Escalate.
I'm Stephen Seidel.
This is where Matt takes it to whole nother level.
Who's ready for some public intimacy?
THEME SONG: McMayhem.
McMayhem.
What, you didn't know?
No, he ain't playing.

THEME SONG: McMayhem.

BETH HOYT: That was a classic McMayhem.
And we have more original McMayhem episodes in the
hopper, so get ready for those in the next few weeks.
But now it's time to sing.
Ladies and gentlemen, take it over, Gregory Brothers.
EVAN GREGORY: Oh, OK.
Well, we thought we would do a song that Michael and Andrew
and I learned a long time ago.
We learned a lot of folk songs from where we grew up in
Virginia, like in the Appalachian Mountains.
So we thought we'd do a really old folk song from that
region, the region of our upbringing.
This song is called "Hand Me Down." And it's from like hobo
culture, so this is a hobo song about a guy who dies and
then gets drunk 'cause he's dying.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Does he get drunk after he dies?
Or before?
EVAN GREGORY: Well, you know, I will have to find out.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: It takes a while for the liquid in your
body to just leave you after you're dead.
EVAN GREGORY: So probably after he's dead, I would say.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Eight, seven, six, five, four.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Hand me down my walkin' cane.
Hand me down my walkin' cane.
Oh, hand me down my walkin' cane.
I'm gonna catch the midnight train 'cause all of my sins
are taken away.
EVAN GREGORY: That's the part where the hobo realizes he's
dying in a boxcar.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Hand me down
my bottle of corn.
EVAN GREGORY: That's whiskey.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Hand me down
my bottle of corn.
EVAN GREGORY: This is the part where the hobo's getting drunk
in the boxcar.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Oh, hand me down
my bottle of corn.
I'll get drunk, as sure as you're born. 'Cause all of my
sins are taken away.
EVAN GREGORY: Get in there, Beth.
That's good.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Hand me down my pretty wife.
Hand me down my pretty wife.
Oh, hand me down my pretty wife.
She's the host of My Damn Channel LIVE.
EVAN GREGORY: That's the part when the hobo marries Beth.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): --taken away.
'Cause all of my sins are taken away.
EVAN GREGORY: One more time now.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): 'Cause all of my sins are
taken away.

BETH HOYT: Beautiful.
EVAN GREGORY: Not bad, right?
BETH HOYT: Just beautiful.
I just love it.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Thanks.
BETH HOYT: Do you want to do one more?
EVAN GREGORY: Beth, you got married to a
hobo in that song.
BETH HOYT: I-- you know, it's just--
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: A drunk and dying hobo.
BETH HOYT: --I just do things like that.
Sounds like we got, you know, some good times ahead of us
and a lot in common.
Except for the dying.
I mean, that-- that just got dark and got really real.
EVAN GREGORY: It really did.
BETH HOYT: Do you want to sing away my tears?
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
He seemed really in a pretty upbeat mood
while he was dying.
BETH HOYT: Exactly.
That's why I think it'd be fun.
EVAN GREGORY: Getting liquored up.
MICHAEL GREGORY: It's the only way to die.
EVAN GREGORY: Checking out chicks.
BETH HOYT: I appreciate you marrying me off to him.

EVAN GREGORY: We had an idea to maybe do one other short
song that the three of us wrote actually
a few months ago.
BETH HOYT: I want to hear it.
It's called "24/7."
MICHAEL GREGORY: [HUMS]
EVAN GREGORY: Is that the key?
And this is a song about what Michael said to Beth the first
time they met.
And I'll be singing the part of Michael and Sarah will be
singing the part of Beth.
One, two, three, four--
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): Ooh, wop, wop.
Ooh, wop, wop.
Ooh, wop, wop.
Ooh, wop, wop.
EVAN GREGORY (SINGING): Well, ooh, darlin'.
I've got a couple questions for you.
How did you get so fine?
How can I make you mine?

SARAH FULLEN GREGORY (SINGING): Hey, hey, hey
there, Mister Man.
I've been thinking in a brand new way.
What are you doing Saturday night?
What are you doing for the rest of my life?
You're so clever.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): I took my
chances on being lonely.
EVAN GREGORY (SINGING): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): But all I ever wanted to do
was make myself your one and only and spend
my 24/7 with you.
I took my chances on being lonely.
EVAN GREGORY (SINGING): Yeah, yeah.
GREGORY BROTHERS (SINGING): But all I ever wanted to do
was make myself your one and only and spend
my 24/7 with you.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
That was beautiful again.
And it's so good that my other husband is probably dying if
not dead by now.
EVAN GREGORY: Yeah.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Because he woulda fought him off.
BETH HOYT: He would have been in the way.
EVAN GREGORY: Dying the hobo death.
MICHAEL GREGORY: You're racking up the dates today.
BETH HOYT: Gosh, you guys.
Thank you so much for being here.
This was just really fun.
And I'm gonna use your app right now to do my outro
because I'm just not done with you guys.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Thanks for having us, by the way.
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: My Damn Channel LIVE.
BETH HOYT: We love it.
OK.
Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for being here.
What a fun show.
Make sure you check in Thursday for Daily Grace.
I'll be back on Friday.
4:00 PM always.
It's always live.
I love you.
Be good.
BETH HOYT (AUTOTUNED): Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for
being here.
What a fun show.
Check in tomorrow for Daily Grace.
I'll be back on Friday.
Always at 4:00 PM.
Always live.
Thank you.
I love you.
Always at 4:00 PM.
Always live.
Be good.
I love you.
EVAN GREGORY: This song makes me want to do the grind.
BETH HOYT (AUTOTUNED): Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for
being here.
What a fun show.
Check in tomorrow for Daily Grace.
And I'll be back on Friday.
Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for being here.
What a fun show.
Check in tomorrow for Daily Grace.
And I'll be back on Friday.
Always at 4:00 PM.
Always live.
Be good.
Have fun.
I love you.
Always at 4:00 PM.
Always live.
Be good.
Have fun.
Love you.
Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for being here.
What a fun show.
Check in tomorrow for Daily Grace.
Thanks to the Gregory Brothers for being here.
What a fun show.
Check in tomorrow for Daily Grace.
And I'll be back on Friday.
Always at 4:00 PM and always live.
Be good.
Have fun.