The Brits get Twittered, Shaba goes under and some new old titles ripe for download,
this is inside gaming for october 17th 2009.
INTRO
Hi.
Disciples of the Cliffy Beeeee happy. That game with Bender and large nipple suits has
all but confirmed an all new sequel, but the best news is that the next iteration will
incorporate motion control via natal in someway shape or form.
And yes, I am actually excited about motion control in a game, Patrick Bateman showed
me the light.
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Just like it was announced using red headed props at this years E3, Twitter will be heading
to the Xbox this November. The only catch is that this feature is currently only for
those in the UK.
It is sad that us yanks can't spew about our very lives on our console yet, but we did
get a look on the British version of Twitter, or as we're calling it, Britter.
TODAY FOR LUNCH I HAD FISH AND CHIPS! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
OH BOY, I JUST SAW STEPHEN FRY! HE'S DREAMY!
DRIVING ON THE LEFT IS SO TITS!
Just kidding you lovable english people, you made Spaced and that show is awesome.
In our never ending coverage of Left 4 Dead 2, it was recently discovered that the two
final campaigns in the game will be going by the names Hard Rain and Dead Center.
Hard Rain takes place in a refinery as well as Christian Slaters head, and Dead Center
is located in a mall...by far the most original place for anything in the genre zombie.
It's fine though, Francis hates malls anyway.
I HATE MALLS
In their latest attempt to leak shit and play it off like they had nothing to with it, was
Sony and this big ass Billboard for Resistance 3.
The only thing less exciting than the follow up to one of the most disappointing games
of last year is our following list of things we wished we're leaked instead:
God of War: Pony Edition
Metal Gear Solid 5: Dementia Nano Bots
Three Mile Island
Little Big Planet 2: Still, no one cares
In other PS3 news, EA has recently hulk smashed the recent rumor that Mass Effect 2 would
be hitting the PS3.
But come on people this is EA, they like money just like everyone else so one day Sony fanboys,
one day.
Out now is Double Fine's latest in the video game realm: Brutal Legend. But in case you
want to rock out to the heavy tunes in Time Shafers new opus with a toy guitar...you can.
Just be sure to check out the Brutal Legend Pack for Rock Band to get your Lemmy, Tenacious
D and Testament on in your living room.
In other music game tie in news, the Forza 3 Music Pack in Guitar Hero will be ready
for download later next week, here's a taste.
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Sad news time guys. Shaba games, a subsidiary of Activision was recently shut down, let's
take a moment to lament the loss of the creators of Spider Man Web of Shadows...Shrek Super
Slam...Mat Hoffman BMX...wait a minute. Why are we sad about this?
Hey downloaders with big hard drives, good news if you somehow missed out on Dead Space
and Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Xbox. Those games I just said are getting full download
service later this month.
And in case they cost too much money, here's each game in a nut shell sped up with ending
intact:
PICK ONE FUCKA
And lastly in war news, the guy who wrote Saving Private Ryan is writing Warcraft the
movie and the guy who scored 300 is scoring Army of Two Two the 40th Day.
Coincidence or is Hollywood being ditched for greener pastures? What say you Louis Pasteur?
LOUIS: I MADE VACCINES!
OF course you did, lets take some drug induced first looks shall we?
FIRST LOOKS
In case you had any reason to not pick up Dragon Age Origins, here's 8 more. In all
honesty, if you like Dragons and shit, you'll get this game, otherwise you'll be like me
rocking Modern Warfare come November.
Dante's Inferno has gone past the point of joyous happy fun time game and now is just
fucking angry.
Forza 3 is a game with cars, in case you forgot about that here's a couple trailers from Microsoft
showing off their latest game...with cars.
Star Wars the Old Republic will hopefully be out before your grandkids sit idly next
to your deathbed waiting for you to croak in your old age. In the meantime here's a
vidoc showing off coruscant, a city with lots of copy and pasting.
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Alright yo, that be the show. Be sure to follow us on Twitter to make us feel important and
before we go, here are the game releases for the week, bye al.
