Hank Hill calls Walmart

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{\*\generator Msftedit 5.41.21.2507;}\viewkind4\uc1\pard\f0\fs20 Woman: Thank you for calling Walmart Customer
Relations.\par My name is (???)\par
Can I have your first and last name, please?\par Hank: The name's Hank Hill.\par
Woman: I'm sorry, what was that?\par Hank: I'm Hank Hill.\par
Woman: Okay, what can I do for you today, Mr. Hill?\par
Hank: Where's the hardware department?\par Woman: Are you in the store?\par
Hank: Yes.\par Woman: Okay, have you spoken with an associate?\par
Hank: No.\par Woman: Okay, sir, well this is corporate.\par
I'm not in this store that you're in.\par So, I cannot direct you to the department,\par
but what I can do...\par Hank: I'm looking for a tap and dye and some
WD-40.\par Woman: Okay.\par
As I was saying,\par what I can do for you is document this issue
and have a member of management to come down and assist you.\par
Hank: Yes, yes, all right.\par Woman: Where are you located?\par
Hank: The hardware department.\par Woman: You're in the hardware department now?\par
Hank: Yes.\par Woman: Okay, what's the city and state of
the store?\par Hank: Say what?\par
Woman: What's the city and state of the store?\par Hank: What are you talking about?\par
Woman: What store are you in, sir?\par Hank: I'm Hank Hill.\par
Woman: Yes, sir. What--\par You said you're in Walmart at the moment?\par
Hank: Yes.\par Woman: What's the city and state of the store
that you're in?\par Hank: Say what?\par
Woman: What the city and state of the store that you're in?\par
Hank: Let me explain.\par I'm trying to buy a tap and dye and some WD-40.\par
Woman: Yes, sir.\par This is home office, this is corporate.\par
We are in Bentonville, Arkansas.\par What's the city and state of the store that
you are in?\par Hank: But you just don't listen.\par
Woman: Sir, I'm trying to document the issue so I can get some assistance for you.\par
Sir?\par Hank: That's what I want, a damn hammer!\par
Now where in the hell would I go?!\par Woman: I cannot direct you because I'm not
in the store,\par but I can get a manager to come down and help
you, sir.\par Hank: Yes, yes, alright.\par
Woman: What's the city and the state of the store?\par
Hank: Wait a minute.\par Woman: What's your telephone number?\par
Hank: I sell propane and propane accessories.\par Well, I'd like to tell you what Strickland
can do to meet your energy needs.\par You see, at Strickland, the customer comes
first.\par Woman: Okay, well we do ... prank call us.\par
Thank you so much for calling Walmart customer care.\par
Hank: No.\par }