Lion Ushiromiya's Hello Soybeans Song!

I will sing!
Dad and Grandpa and Grandma and
Takashi-kun and the mandrill all said
If you're going to bootcamp,
eat soybeans! Soybeans!
They'll make your body nice and strong
"and sublimely...sexy......"
Soybeans are the meat of the field!
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Flat, flat, slippery-smooth.
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake.
Flat, flat, flat-chested...