Annoying Orange - Time to Burn




Uploaded by realannoyingorange on 09.11.2012

Transcript:
-(Hot Sauce & Midget Apple) Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
-Uh... guys? -Oh, bro!
["chug" chanting continues]
-Uh, guys, do you really think this is a good idea?
-[spits]
-Whoo-hoo! -Ha-ha!
-Whuh... runnin' on empty over here.
-I know what you mean. I'm not feeling so "hot."
[laughs, growling sound]
[groans] -Well, I'm not gonna say
"I told you so," but...
I told you so... whoa-whaaah!
-[screaming]
[fire alarm ringing] -So much fire! Aah!
-What's going on?! [screams]
-Aah, there's so much fire! -Orange, shut your mouth!
[fire alarm stops, flames crackle, Pear coughs]
-Oh, is everyone--[coughs] is everyone okay?
-[coughs, groans] Yeah.
But I don't know about... -[steaming up]
-(Midget Apple) Orange!
-What did I tell you? What did I tell you?!
[Orange yelling]
[explosions followed by flames crackling]
Oh, no! It's happening again! [klaxon blaring]
All right, people, battle stations!
I need you to be professional. -No sweat, Boba Fett!
-What? What now?
-I said, "No sweat, Boba Fett."
-Umm... is that a new catchphrase?
-Umm... maybe.
-Whatever happened to "neato burrito"? That was aces.
-Totally over it! That catchphrase was not catching on.
-Dude, you gotta give it a chance.
-Pear, I think I've got something.
[Orange yelling] -Look Mommy, it's a dragon! Yay!
-All right,
let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.
[snowman roars]
Dude, that's the wrong catastrophe!
-Wait for it... wait for it...
[Orange yells] -Whuh!
-Whoa! That was ho-ho-horrible!
[Orange yelling]
-What the what? Is he in space? -It gets worse.
The radar's picking up a UFO!
-(both) Unintentional flaming orange! [laugh]
-People of earth, surrender your planet now
or be DESTROYED!
[ka-boom!]
-See you later, Darth Vader!
-Come on, that was totally a "neato burrito" moment.
-Oh, forget about the catchphrase!
And look at these numbers. -But... but at this rate,
Orange could...
turn time backwards!
-Whoa! It's just like Superman: The Movie.
-Ah, dude, I love that sceeee...
[voice slows, becomes distorted]
[fast rewinding]
[Orange yelling]
[loud explosion]
-What-- what-- what just happened?
-Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
-Same old, same old. Hot Sauce wants to party.
-In your mouth! -Ew, gross.
-But... but, where's Orange?
-Beats me. I haven't seen him since...
FOREVER!
-So I says, "Tyrannosaurus? You should meet my wife."
[both chuckle, descending Orange yelling]
-Hey. What is that?
[explosion]
-Whoa. Now, that's what I call a "haba-narrow" escape. [laughs]
Hey, while you're here,
you might as well leave a "comet" below. [laughs]
Oh... I'm just making an "asteroid" of myself. [laughs]
[laughs] Knife! [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]