Christine (+ Lauren Trailer) | Ep. 11 of 12 | Feat. America Ferrera | WIGS

Uploaded by wigs on 08.08.2012

You're all done. That wasn't so bad, was it?
A lot of good men here tonight. Yes sir.
Don't assume they like anyone better than you. Don't assume anything. Appearances can be deceiving.
Let's get together for a drink sometime, catch up.
Christine, what is it? You start off ok, and then you freak out.
What's going on? And why are you even here? You were always a boy magnet.
I was a boy magnet, wasn't I? Yes.
Yes, can I help you? Uh. Oh, of course, sorry.
Hey, you know, I—I—I just, I didn't want to leave without letting you know how much I really enjoyed spending time with you.
You know, you've just, you have this thing, you know, it's like a quality, you know, um, a human quality, it's an openness. It's really, it's lovely.
And, I mean it, you're a decent person. You can't fake that.
What? What is it?
Uh, nothing, I just, start laughing when I get nervous, so...
So, so, so I, I, I make you nervous? That, I like that, that's good
No, please don't, don't stop smiling, I mean your smile is pure gold. Hey, what're you doing this weekend? Maybe, um, if you have some time, we can...
I'm, I'm sorry, did I, did I say something? I— Christine?
Are you ok, what's going on?
Actually we're uh, we're in the middle of a conversation if you don't mind.
It's a hell of a conversation that has— It's not his fault, it's not his fault.
I—I—I—I I'm not crying, I was fine. Is there a problem?
Yeah, this guy's a problem, ok? Guys, stop, I just needed a moment, ok? Really?
Sorry, he's like a gnat. Look, I, I was just trying to tell you that I—I don't know I feel like I can't even talk to you, I feel like I'm like a thirteen year old kid, you know?
Wow, you smell really, you smell really good, you know, just like—
Oh, too close. You're right, sorry, that was, you're right.
Um, look, why don't you give me your number, and I'll call you?
Yeah, that's probably a better idea, over the phone.
Ok. That's—it's—yeah.
Hey, you ok? What a freak, huh? Can we talk, for a minute?
You know, I felt a real connection to you, you know? You're distinctly unique, positive, genuine—ok, I'm going down in flames here.
Um, look, I, uh, I came here expecting nothing, not a thing and luck has played a cruel joke on me, because you're here.
Look, I don't believe the stars aligning and we're meant to be, can we just flow, let things be, maybe keep the doors open? Christine?
Christine, your names already yours only, you know? Christine. If there's another woman names Christine she better start thinking about—
I think that I should probably just get going.
Are you all right? Oh, I just—
Sweetie, I think you're hyperventilating. It's ok.
Hey, listen, just breathe. Just breathe, sweet thing, calm down.
Get out of the way, are you ok? Hey! What'd you do to her?
Let her— Did he threaten you? Leave some room.
Did you threaten her? What's wrong with you? All right, step back please. What kind of asshole are you?
You really need to—keep your hands off me. What? I'm not—one last time.
What do you want to do? Fine. Bring it.
COM's, yeah, back it up, back it up.
Christine. Hi. Um, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. Not in like a creepy way, just I don't know, you left an impression.
Maybe we could—I guess that's a no.