Billy Madison (1/9) Movie CLIP - Billy at Dinner (1995) HD

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I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car.
You should've had some. Well, maybe if you'd told me...
there were delicious Triscuit crackers, I could have enjoyed them with you.
I'm sorry. Well, sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach.
Does it, Carl? Gentlemen.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
Have you all met?
Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.
And our operations manager, Carl Alphonse.
Sit down, gentlemen. Sit down.
Beautiful table.
Good seeing you, sir.
Where's Billy?
Juanita said he'd be down in a few minutes.
I'm sure you'll all be very impressed.
Shampoo is better!
I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner is better.
I leave the hair silky and smooth.
Oh, really, fool? Really!
Stop looking at me, swan!
[Slurping Continues]
Eh, Carl, what's up? Nothin' much, Billy.
I see you got a little sun today. You think so?
I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours.
Did you fall asleep, or did you pass out?
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Shut up!
That's enough, Billy.
Because you took your own sweet-ass time coming down here tonight,
these gentlemen are going to miss their last flights home.
This guy can stay in my room, I'll tell you that much.
[Gnawing Sounds]
Billy, eat your soup.
It's good soup.
Well, gentlemen,
I can't thank you enough for coming out here this evening.
[Shouting Gibberish]
Please, Billy. No gibberish tonight. Please, I beg you.
Sorry, Daddy.
This is a big night for me tonight.
I have an important announcement to make.
That's it, Billy. Get the hell out of here!
- Nice talkin' to you, Billy. - [Continues Gibberish]