Chuck Testa - subtitled!!


Uploaded by GehFehler on 23.11.2011

Transcript:
You probably thought this deer was alive,
and this coyote was alive,
and this pheasant was alive.
...they're not! They're dead.
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa!
I specialize in the most life-like dead animals anywhere ...period.
Look at that antelope driving a car!
...it's just Chuck Testa.
Oh no! There's a bear in my bed!
...Chuck Testa!
Hold on a second... there's a leopard, feeding on an Impala, out on my deck!
...it's just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount!
Ship to me from anywhere. Call Chuck Testa for the most life-like dead animals around, period!
Did that rhino just order a drink?!