You Suck at Photoshop - Lord of the Files


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 06.06.2008

Transcript:

MALE SPEAKER 1: OK, man.
Let the healing begin, man.
Yeah.

Herbalist.
Effin, herbalist, man.

So wait, man.
This is what a herbalist does, man?
I like tend dirt strips in some sort of prison yard, man?
I--
I--
this blows, man.
This is like blow hardy, man.

What the--
Jesus, man.
You scared the Eric Schmidt out of me, man.
What the-- typing.
No voice chat, man.
Get on voice chat, stupid.
Difficulty with--

Effing fudge packets, man.
Fine.
All right, here you go.
F off.

What?
Flap jacks, man.
I didn't type that.
What the F, man?
Oh, gee.
No, man.
What?
Go F yourself, man.
Wait.
What?
It's like replacing my typing, man.
What is this?
Ah, goddammit, man.
No.
Suck my meatballs, assfinger.
Ah.
No, man.
Mind balls?

No, you did not just winky face emoticon, man.
You don't understand me, bitch.
I fucking--
I hate you, man.

Ga.
Come on, man.
What?
What is happening here?
Voice chat, man.
Voice chat.
Why can't I talk to you, man?
Why are they doing this to me?
MALE SPEAKER 2: Because they know what you're capable of?
MALE SPEAKER 1: Wha--
What?
MALE SPEAKER 2: Listen.
We don't have much time.
They know who you are.
MALE SPEAKER 2: Who, man?
Who knows?
Why can't I type anything?
MALE SPEAKER 2: It's called Chat Scrapper.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Chat Scrapper?
MALE SPEAKER 2: They're using an algorithm
to change your words.
Look, they know who you are.
MALE SPEAKER 1: WTF are you talking about, man.
Chat Scrapper?
MALE SPEAKER 2: As crazy as it seems, they're afraid of you.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Why?
Afraid of what?
MALE SPEAKER 2: They're afraid you'll find him.
And when you do, they know what the two of you, together,
can do to their world.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Him?
Who, man?
Oh my god.
Do you mean--
Do--
MALE SPEAKER 2: No more talk.
Not here.
Look.
Meet me at the Grind in one hour.
I can tell you more there.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Grind.
Wait.
Where?

Argh.