ANGER MIS-MANAGEMENT (Zombies vs. Ninjas #8)


Uploaded by ShutUpCartoons on 22.06.2012

Transcript:
Is this the kind of example you want to set?
Shut Up! Cartoons
We now return to The View.
Why is this show still on the air?
Hey guys, have you noticed anything unusual about Andre?
Are you talking at me? Are you talking at me? Don't give me that look, smart guy! Andre
show you who boss!
Seems fine to me.
Oh, come on! It's obvious he's got serious anger management issues.
Nonsense. Being an out of control rage-aholic is just part of Andre's lovable personality.
Yeah, like mangling the English language and drinking out of the toilet.
Anger management is an important skill to have.
All right! Anything to stop the nagging.
Great! Now first, we need to create a nurturing environment so he won't feel threatened.
What are you doing?
Duct-taping him to the couch, what does it look like?
What going on here?
Relax, buddy. We're just trying to help you manage your anger. What are friends for, right?
You're welcome!
---- YOU! You no friend to Andre, you son of -----!
We're gonna need some professional help.
Welcome to Anger-Be-Gone, everyone! My name's Mel Gibson and I hereby declare this meeting
in session. And if you don't like it, you can go to hell!
Ok, who'd like to share first?
Whoa, Mel, is this the kind of example you want to set?
Listen, Sugar---s, I kissed Jodie Foster on the mouth! I'll say whatever the ---- I want!
Andre not know why he so angry. Maybe it reason he fight so good?
Who are you-- sashaying around in your tight clothes with your big boobs? I pay your rent
you ----in' gold digger!
Andre, you don't have to be controlled by your anger. You can be the master of your
own emotions.
She'­s absolutely right! It's just like that time me and Danny Glover tracked a gang of
South African drug smugglers down to the docks just before the whole place exploded! KA-BOOM!
That's Lethal Weapon 2.
DonÃ't you dare ----in'­ complain to me! I'll burn your house to the ground!
Mm-mm! Girl, you're like a sexy, little California Raisin. What's your story?
I was a rage-aholic for ninety years and finally decided to mellow out and reclaim my life!
I've never felt better!
Whoops, there goes my aneurysm!
Holy ----! All my mortal enemies! Back from the grave!
Hey! Where the hell's he going? Braveheart, my ass!
There's too many of them!
Nah, we can take 'em as long as nobody does anything incredibly stupid.
FREEEEEE-DOMMMMMMM!!!!
Man, I haven'­t seen Mel Gibson blow up like that since last week on TMZ!
Andre, you saved us!
You used your anger constructively without losing control!
Andre see friend's point. From now on, Andre try to be calm, cool-headed and totally in
control of temper.
Who you think you talking to, stupid hand? Andre hit you with face!
We're gonna need more duct tape.