Hey we got a good thing, don't wanna take this class again
But is that a good thing? Professor Garg is the man
No ma'm
I know what's on your brain, you're probably hoping class won't end
But is it the real thing, or is it just part of his plan?
Well then
Let me see you, go fast or go slow
Depends on your hindrance you should already know
Retrosynthesis how far does it go
But make sure to work up for me, work up for me
Fast, or go slow
Depends on your hindrance you should already know
Retrosynthesis how far does it go
But make sure to work up for me, work up for me
Professor Garg, the Lord of the Rings
Meet in CS50, you never know what he brings
Alcohol, sandwiches, and other things
Teaching us how to be chemistry kings
Would you look at that, the class average
Just to prove it to him, that we can do it
Man those problem sets are too easy for her
Garg shows all the details on the blackboard
He told us "HEY MAN LIFE IS HARD!"
Make it easier for us by reading up on Voldhardt
And I walk fast, just to show up to his class
I made it in time to get a freaking seat
Must
Study hard, study smart, see Volhardt
Money can't buy you A's that's the hard part
Don't give up, put up a fight
I'm only here to get it right
We got a good thing, don't wanna take this class again
But is that a good thing Professor Garg is the man,
No ma'am
I know what's on your brain you're probably hoping class won't end
Like is it the real thing Or is it just part of his plan?
Well then
Let me see you go fast or go slow
Depends on your hindrance you should already know
Retrosynthesis how far does it go?
But make sure to work up for me, work up for me
Fast, or go slow
Depends on your hindrance you should already know
Retrosynthesis how far does it go
But make sure to work up for me, work up, for me
SN2 reaction, backside attack
Primary carbon not the front but the back
Alkene reactions, with markovnikov?
regiochemistry, you can solve
E1 and you know it, use benzene and heat
Making those alkenes
Tautomer of enols
reacts because they're unstable
In acid or water it's reliable
A-S, E-A-S,
Sometimes meta, ortho or para
Regiochem, better know those patterns
Alright, alright, alright
Move slow, by deactivators
Move fast, by strong activators
It's on the test, you better know those patterns
alright, alright
We got a good thing, Don't wanna take this class again
But is that a good thing Professor Garg is the man,
No ma'am
I know what's on your brain you're probably hoping class won't end
Like is it the real thing Or is it just part of his plan?
Well then
LG, now tell me do you really wanna leave me forever
Oh, Oh, Oh
And want this reaction to be done
Nucleophile I just really wanna bond with you forever
Oh, Oh, Oh
And so that we will be one
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna leave Ochem forever
Oh, Oh, Oh
And do you wanna split and run
Straight up I tell ya I just really wanna see Ochem forever
Oh, Oh, Oh
I think this class is really fun
