Sammy Adams - Blow Up Music Video Parody "Grow Up"

Channel surfing all night, man.
Turn to Nick at Nite, I don't wanna grow up.
Real life's becoming something I can't stand.
I wanna be a kid and marry Hilary Duff.
I wish that NSYNC was still a band.
I ate a Lunchable, now I gotta throw up.
Life was so much easier back then
so many kids, like me, we don't wanna grow up
grow up, grow up,
grow up, grow up, grow up.
We don't wanna grow up.
I just want a summer with no job,
turn on TV Saturday, and hear the Looney Toons song.
The only time I'll drink is if it's Kool Aid from my mom
And the greatest social gathering's a sprinkler and a lawn.
And I don't want it to be wierd if I just call you up to play.
I've got countless Beanie Babies and some baseball cards to trade.
Better believe I got some Pokemon to assist me to persuade
you to build a fort with me, and play in the sheets all day.
Channel surfing all night, man.
Turn to Nick at Nite, I don't wanna grow up.
Real life's becoming something I can't stand.
I wanna be a kid and marry Hilary Duff.
I wish that NSYNC was still a band.
I ate a Lunchable, now I gotta throw up.
Life was so much easier back then
so many kids, like me, we don't wanna grow up
grow up, grow up,
grow up, grow up, grow up.
We don't wanna grow up.
I could wrestle with my siblings, until they hollered stop.
Cuz wrestling was still cool, well, until she hollered, "Mom!"
It be game on with our insane ploys,
and we'd all have the same toys.
From the pogo sticks, to the NFL Blitz, to the Skip It's, and the game boys.
You could find me in the sandbox, rockin my light of pair of shoes.
And gym would be the greatest.
2 words. Giant. Parachute.
But I'd have to avoid the girls, cuz they were still possessed with cooties.
Well unless you were Topanga, cuz I liked her giant...
lips.
Channel surfing all night, man.
Turn to Nick at Nite, I don't wanna grow up.
Real life's becoming something I can't stand.
I wanna be a kid and marry Hilary Duff.
I wish that NSYNC was still a band.
I ate a Lunchable, now I gotta throw up.
Life was so much easier back then
so many kids, like me, we don't wanna grow up
grow up, grow up,
grow up, grow up, grow up.
We don't wanna grow up.
And I'll I'd wanna do is to impress my dad.
Instead I'm thinkin' bout the science test I have.
Only people gettin' high were ones climbing up trees.
Only people feelin' lost were playin' hide n go seek.
And we never even considered that a weapon could hurt us.
Our mass destruction?
Super Soakers and Nerf Guns.
Let's play truth or dare, man.
Alright, I pick truth.
Truth is I would mind a rewind to my youth.
Channel surfing all night, man.
Turn to Nick at Nite, I don't wanna grow up.
Real life's becoming something I can't stand.
I wanna be a kid and marry Hilary Duff.
I wish that NSYNC was still a band.
I ate a Lunchable, now I gotta throw up.
Life was so much easier back then
so many kids, like me, we don't wanna grow up
grow up, grow up,
grow up, grow up, grow up.
We don't wanna grow up.