Happy Gilmore (2/9) Movie CLIP - This Place Is Perfect (1996) HD


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Transcript:
I'm not taking her stuff, okay? The government is.
It's not like I'm taking her stuff to my place, all right?
- So don't get mad at me. - But she's an old lady.
I mean, look at her. She's old.
You can't just take her stuff. She's... too old.
I-I'm sorry. I have no discretion here. Her stuff is now our stuff.
Uh, well, at least we got the house, right?
I can bring furniture from my place over here. We're gonna be okay, Grandma.
Now you're really gonna be mad. I have to take the house too.
Look, pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands.
M-My grandma's been here over 60 years.
Y-You can't take her house.
Mrs. Gilmore owes the I.R.S....
$27 0,000 in back taxes. Oh, my God.
We have to take the house. And if you can't get the money together in 90 days,
we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else.
Ya hate me, don't ya? No, no, no. I don't hate you.
[ Grunting ]
He hates me.
Don't worry, Grandma. Everything's gonna be all right.
Ah, look at this place: Silver Acres Rest Home.
It looks more like a country club than a nursing home.
Nice grass, nice people.
Now, I hope you brought your bathing suit. Oh.
This place is perfect. You're gonna make friends in no time.
- Mister! - [ Screams ]
Get me outta here!
Here!Just eat that! Leave us alone! [ Moaning ]
Grandma,you don't gotta do this,you know.
You can come live with me. Nonsense, dear. You're a grown man.
I wouldn't burden you like that,
and that's final.
Y-You tell me, h-how's that nice girlfriend of yours?
Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead. Oh.
Look, I am gonna get that 27 0 grand, and we're gonna get your house back.
- That is a promise. - Oh, sure.
In the meantime, just stay here and-- and have some fun.
Uh, I will, dear. Don't-- D-don't worry.
Oh, pardon me,
but it's, uh, nap time.
All right. A nap. That sounds nice.
You-- You go. I love you.
I love you, too, darling.
Well, good-bye. Good-bye.
Hey, buddy, I want you to do me a favor. You see that lady?
She's very important to me, okay? Okay.
So I want you to take extra-special care of her. Ooh.
Know what I'm talkin' about here? I can't accept that.
But I'll tell ya what I can do.
I can take extra-special care of that young lady over there for nothin'.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Have a nice afternoon.
Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?
It helps put me to sleep.
You could trouble me for a warm glass of''Shut the hell up.''
Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.
Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma.
Oh, dear.