Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 7 [ENG SUB] [720 HD]

Summer Festival Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Good For Business Very Bad Luck All is Well
I have to go make copies! Summer Festival Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Good For Business Very Bad Luck All is Well
Summer Festival Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Unlucky Early, Lucky Late Good For Business Very Bad Luck All is Well
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure
Late at night, I was watching the TV Shinya ore wa terebi o mite ita
Because I didn’t have anything to do, I was watching blankly Yaru koto mo nai kara boo tto mite ita
I channel surfed through successful people being praised Zappingu, seikousha ga homerarete ita
Those people's axles aren’t shaking Ano hito wa jiku ga buretenai
So wonderful Suteki
I knew it, the reason why I wasn’t getting rewarded Wakatta ze mukuwarenu sono wake
As a person, for me, my axle shakes Hito to shite ore, jiku ga buretenda
If that’s so, then grow a spine! I’m already... Sore naraba inaore! Mou
...shaky shaky shaky shaky shaking away Bure bure bure bure buremakutte
Make it so that I don’t know I’m trembling! Furueteru no wakannee you ni shite yare!
Slip away! Zureru ze!
I’m already a shaky shaky human Mou bure bure ningen
But certainly, if you're here, I’ll change? Demo kitto kimi ga itara kawaru?
I’m here, please notice Atashi ga iru yo, kizuite
Ito
Emperor Penguin Ito
Ito
Sakurai-sensei Ito
Itoshiki Sakurai-sensei
Itoshiki
Abe-sensei Itoshiki
Itoshiki
Koizumi-sensei Itoshiki
Itoshiki Nozomu Koizumi-sensei
Itoshiki Nozomu
Oriental Stork Itoshiki Nozomu
Itoshiki Nozomu
Hisamoto Yasushi Itoshiki Nozomu
Itoshiki Nozomu Sen Hisamoto Yasushi Itoshiki Nozomu
Hisamoto Yasushi Itoshiki Nozomu Sen
Itoshiki Nozomu Sen
Osamu Kometa Itoshiki Nozomu Sen
Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei Itoshiki Nozomu Sen
Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei
Admiral Perry Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei
Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei
Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei
Itoshiki Nozomu Sensei
Ari
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Confession of a Pseudonym
Sensei!
That voice...
Is that you, Fujiyoshi-san?
What's all this?
You saw?
You just saw it all, didn't you?!
No...
Please don't tell anyone about this!
Sure.
I guess there's no point in hiding it now that he saw.
To tell you the truth...
I'm making my own doujinshi.
Note: Doujinshi are fan-made publications.
Doujinshi? Note: Doujinshi are fan-made publications.
Note: Doujinshi are fan-made publications.
Yes.
This is the manuscript.
It's not really a hobby I can brag to others about.
There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
To tell the truth...
...when I was a student, I also made doujinshi.
You made doujinshi!?
Yes.
I see... Doujinshi, huh?
Are you a Araragi or Shirakaba style, Fujiyoshi-san?
Note: Araragi and Shirakaba refer to two different doujinshi magazines for poets. Are you a Araragi or Shirakaba style, Fujiyoshi-san?
Note: Araragi and Shirakaba refer to two different doujinshi magazines for poets.
Ara x Ragi... Ara x Ragi
If I were to say, I support Ath x Caga. Ara x Ragi
If I were to say, I support Ath x Caga.
Ath x Caga If I were to say, I support Ath x Caga.
If I were to say, I support Ath x Caga.
Asukaga style, you say? I don't know of it...
What anime is Ara x Ragi from?
In any case, you make doujinshi, huh?
You making doujinshi is...
...a bit unexpected.
The doujinshi that these two people are speaking of...
...have a significant difference
The doujinshi Fujiyoshi is thinking of...
The doujinshi Despair Sensei is thinking of...
Oh no! I have to hurry up and go home or I won't make the deadline!
Deadline?
I'm publishing this at an exhibition of works for sale.
It's a big festival that takes place twice a year!
A festival, you say?
Oh, that's right!
How about you participate too?
Sounds good.
I'll participate too.
What an impressive showing!
It really is a festival.
I didn't think there would be so many active literary circles.
Excuse me...
I already have a customer.
Here you go.
Please have a look at least once.
That's a Ruroni Kenshin cosplay, right?
Please let me take a picture!
Sure...
Me too!
What is this?
My teacher is...!
Your outfit is a cosplay of Zakuro Chinmyoji from Zakuro Wars, right?
A woman's life begins at 30
Can I take a picture? A woman's life begins at 30
A woman's life begins at 30 Can I take a picture? A woman's life begins at 30
Can I take a picture? A woman's life begins at 30
Can I take a picture?
Could you look over here?
Please strike a pose suggesting imminent danger.
What is this!? What's going on!?
What was that all about?
It's a real customer this time.
Gen Iroha Gokko MINAMI Publishing
Washino Gen Iroha Gokko MINAMI Publishing
Washino
Gen Iroha Gokko MINAMI Publishing
Gen Iroha Gokko MINAMI Publishing
I couldn't even sell one volume...
I guess I really don't have any literary talent...
Excuse me.
Pebble
I'll take this. Pebble
Pebble
You're really buying it?
I love you!
Reality
It's dangerous!
You try to get into people's hearts by aiming for their weaknesses, don't you!?
What are you trying to pull!?
I'll take these.
I will buy them all...
...and the opening to your heart too.
No, the last one is not for sale.
Drink this.
Y-Yes...
New Books 500 Yen Photocopies 300 Yen
Photocopies 300 Yen New Books 500 Yen
These couples don't work...
May I have a look?
Go ahead.
Joule! Bon
Irritated Irritated
Geez! What kind of drawings are these?
It makes me irritated!
There is no climax, no punch line, and no meaning to any of this!
This manga has no composition at all!
No, that's why it's called yaoi... Note: "Yaoi" is an acronym of the Japanese phrase "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi" - "no climax, no punch line, no meaning", just as Chiri said.
I told you, I don't accept anything but 4 Koma manga!
Rewrite it this instant!
Right here and now?
It's hot.
Komori-san, do you want a drink?
Don't open it.
Fujiyoshi Harumi Yza x De Ah-kun 4koma manga
Introduction.
Development.
Climax.
Conclusion.
This is fine.
That's fine?
But, Harumi, if you're going to write manga, why don't you aim for something more proper?
Something proper?
What are you doing at a place like this, Kafuka-chan?
Fujiyoshi-san...
...take me to the Manga Koushien!
Don't talk like Minami-chan!
Manga Koshien?
That's it!
That's it for sure! That's it!
That's it for sure!
Koushien Manga
The Manga Koushien... Koushien Manga
...is an event that takes place in the Manga Kingdom, Kouchi prefecture, Koushien Manga
...is an event that takes place in the Manga Kingdom, Kouchi prefecture,
in which high school manga authors participate.
Harumi, if you're going to write manga, aim for the Manga Koushien!
[The Next Day]
in the darkness- At the night sunk A deep despair strikes me Lyrics: Gundam SEED DESTINY 2nd OP Gender Bender Festival
Why am I doing this when it's summer vacation... in the darkness- At the night sunk A deep despair strikes me Lyrics: Gundam SEED DESTINY 2nd OP Gender Bender Festival
Listen carefully.
Write a 4 Koma manga with proper composition.
Maria will draw manga too!
Mataro, do you know the four stages of composition?
Four stages?
Stages Four Four stages?
Four Stages
Maria is drawing a 4 Koma manga. Zetsubou-Sensei's mind training!
Stages Four
Maria knows kanji!
Sekiutsu Maria Tarou Massacre Tsuyama 30 victim 4koma manga
A Demon!
Wounds!
The Heaven!
Blood!
It's sort of different...
What do you mean, four stages of composition?
Sensei.
In reality, the four stages of composition aren't enough!
After the traditional four steps...
O Forbidden Conclusion Climax Development Introduction
...comes the forbidden fifth koma! O Forbidden Conclusion Climax Development Introduction
Forbidden fifth koma?
Correct! Forbidden fifth koma?
Correct!
After the first four stages of composition...
...is darkness!
Fujiyoshi Harumi & Despair Seed Strikers Destroy MkII Yza x De Ah-kun 4koma manga
Introduction.
Development.
Climax.
Conclusion.
Haemorrhoids
Darkness. Haemorrhoids
What's that? O Darkness Conclusion Climax Development Introduction
Introduction, development, climax, conclusion and darkness? O Darkness Conclusion Climax Development Introduction
Launched fireworks.
Seeing it from the side.
Seeing it from below.
Seeing it from a helicopter.
Seeing it alone after getting separated.
Serve!
Receive!
Attack!
Victory!
Interrogation.
piraa~
piraa~
piraa~
piraa~
piraa~
After the four stages of composition, darkness awaits!
Paying taxes after losing your job would be the fifth panel.
After a successful diet, the fifth panel will be a rebound!
The fifth panels are very, very painful!
To call your ex-lover but refuse to talk on the phone...
...is darkness?
That's darkness.
Time for a commercial.
Student number 29 Fujiyoshi Harumi Ear Fetish . Pairing Addiction
One Morning, when I woke up, I was carrying a mikoshi
Festival
Give me one Blue Hawaiian please.
Comin' right up.
What should I have?
I guess I'll get strawberry.
Mister, I'll have a strawberry.
Comin' right up.
That's a normal choice after all that trouble.
After all, strawberry is the standard, right?
Here.
A normal one!
Don't say normal!
Maria knows what this means!
Melon Flavour.
Strawberry Flavour.
Lemon Flavour.
They look delicious.
Hey, hey...
The blue one is Blue Hawaiian flavoured.
Festivals just have to be like this.
This has an elegance.
How filthy!
In my country...
...putting a pinwheel between your collar signals that you're not wearing any panties!
You're the official panty shot girl, ugly!
What do you mean panty shot girl!?
I'll sue you!
If you can't put it between the collar then can you pin it on your sash.
How foolish!
Putting it on your waist means you blew all your money on horse racing!
Then how about this?
In my country, that means you are attacked with a pinwheel by Yashichi.
I guess it's common world-wide.
You understand?
Yes...
It's a mikoshi!
When the mikoshi come, that's when it really gets exciting.
You should decide yourself whether it's exciting or not.
Sensei...
It's a bad habit for Japanese people who like festivals.
They're lured by the mikoshi and start dancing to their tune immediately.
Before you dance, verify the truth with your own eyes!
The truth?
The many plotters of the industry aim to put anything on a mikoshi if they can find the chance to market it!
Even if it's something trivial, they treat it as something amazing and make a mockery of the festival!
Have a look at that!
A mikoshi for a beautiful woman!
Even though she's not that pretty,
if the industry just lets out a little whisper saying she's beautiful,
they starting yelling out that she's beautiful and start a festival.
They treat her as if she's the most beautiful female doctor in Japan!
Just because they say she's pretty,
they start festivals over a beautiful mangaka, a beautiful JSDF soldier and a beautiful lawyer!
They are putting anyone and everyone on a pedestal!
What kind of mikoshi is that?
That's a comedian mikoshi!
They even carry those strange entertainers.
They start yelling out "funny" and start festivals.
That is a charisma mikoshi!
They starting yelling out "charisma", carry a barber, a wife and a customer and start a festival!
And a prince mikoshi!
They start festivals over young sportsmen, make them appear on variety shows...
...even general news shows, and treat them like idols!
Over there is a strange animal mikoshi!
They yell out "Cute! Cute!" over a lost seal and start a festival!
What's this? Coming towards them is another strange animal mikoshi!
That's a brawl mikoshi.
As long as the media has a chance, they'll carry anything.
I pity the public who dance to these mikoshi.
Carrying a mikoshi is really nice!
Just by carrying a book that talks of someone's death...
...it can sell over 1,000,000 copies!
Socrates
I'm crying!
I'm crying!
One million people are dancing.
Let me ride on that mikoshi!
No.
But you know,
making a fuss because someone's a little better at something...
...would just be a bother for that person.
It's okay.
I understand your feelings, Nami-chan.
Huh?
Do you like this?
Yes.
Well then, what should we carry next? Yes.
Labour Union Well then, what should we carry next?
3.14159265358979...
...32384626433832795028...
...32384626433832795028... Hey Kid.
...32384626433832795028...
You can recite Pi? ...32384626433832795028...
...32384626433832795028...
Should we carry him?
Let's carry him. Should we carry him?
Let's carry him.
A Pi prodigy kid!
Prodigy!
Pi!
Kid!
Prodigy!
Pi!
Kid!
Please let us carry that mikoshi too!
Prodigy!
Pi Perfection Prodigy is young, handsome and gifted
Pi! Pi Perfection Prodigy is young, handsome and gifted
Kid!
Prodigy! π Paradise!
Grandpa Prodigy! π Paradise!
Prodigy! π Paradise!
Pi!
Kid!
πrates of the Caribbean Kid!
Prodigy!
Pi...
Isn't 3 good enough?
Nami-chan, you're so wishy-washy.
Prodigy!
That's a big family!
What!?
We certainly have to carry that!
Big family!
No, no. We have to carry that problem house!
Reform!
Oh!
What an unusual tree!
There's no doubt that it's good for the body! What an unusual tree!
There's no doubt that it's good for the body!
Healthy!
Lose weight!
Blood circulation!
Oh, what?
It's a genius soccer infant!
Baby!
Prodigy!
J League Member!
Baby!
Prodigy!
J League Member!
Is there anything else to carry!?
That's a stalker!
Stalker!
Sensei! Stalker!
Sensei!
Komori
It's noisy... Komori
It's noisy...
What?!
A hikikomori!
Heave-ho!
Stop it!
Hikikomori! Stop it!
Stop it!
Hikikomori! Stop it!
Hikikomori!
I don't like it outside! Hikikomori!
I don't like it outside!
Hikikomori! I don't like it outside!
I don't like it outside!
Hikikomori! I don't like it outside!
They can't just carry everything...
Citizens are fond of festivals, so we set up any mikoshi if needed!
Namaka Slow Foods B-class gourmet Diet Videos Mechanical Bulls Spirituality White headbands Nostradamus Rest stops Forts Cat-feeding bottle Toiletry items and bodily fluids "Sour Sup" Taking risks Amusing religious organizations Hill Tribes Korean Popularity Underground Mall Wars Ramen Wars FURATTO 3 Humanitarian Police Force MAINASUION　Electronics Red-backed spiders Award-winning Child Astrologers Piano Man Koizumi reform Citizens are fond of festivals, so we set up any mikoshi if needed!
We've carried various things. Koizumi reform Piano Man Astrologers Award-winning Child Red-backed spiders MAINASUION　Electronics Humanitarian Police Force FURATTO 3 Ramen Wars Underground Mall Wars Korean Popularity Hill Tribes Amusing religious organizations Taking risks "Sour Sup" Toiletry items and bodily fluids Cat-feeding bottle Forts Rest stops Nostradamus White headbands Spirituality Mechanical Bulls Diet Videos B-class gourmet Slow Foods Namaka
Koizumi reform Piano Man Astrologers Award-winning Child Red-backed spiders MAINASUION　Electronics Humanitarian Police Force FURATTO 3 Ramen Wars Underground Mall Wars Korean Popularity Hill Tribes Amusing religious organizations Taking risks "Sour Sup" Toiletry items and bodily fluids Cat-feeding bottle Forts Rest stops Nostradamus White headbands Spirituality Mechanical Bulls Diet Videos B-class gourmet Slow Foods Namaka
There is no citizen we can't manipulate with what we set up! Koizumi reform Piano Man Astrologers Award-winning Child Red-backed spiders MAINASUION　Electronics Humanitarian Police Force FURATTO 3 Ramen Wars Underground Mall Wars Korean Popularity Hill Tribes Amusing religious organizations Taking risks "Sour Sup" Toiletry items and bodily fluids Cat-feeding bottle Forts Rest stops Nostradamus White headbands Spirituality Mechanical Bulls Diet Videos B-class gourmet Slow Foods Namaka
Normal people should just follow along and dance.
That's mean!
I'm in despair!
The mass media that carries anything, if possible, has put me in despair!
Even if it isn't the mass media, there are local mikoshi being carried.
So cute!
That, for example. So cute!
A net idol mikoshi! So cute!
A net idol mikoshi!
So cute! A net idol mikoshi!
So cute! So cute! So cute!
So cute! So cute!
Oh, isn't that my blog?
Net idols usually use Photoshock to edit their photos.
W-Well, there are believers in sardine heads too... right?
Does it feel good?
Yes.
Let's see, the next thing we'll carry is...
What?
Part in the middle!
Middle!
Middle!
Stop it!
Middle! Middle! Right down the middle Young Girl with Centre Part Centred Girl Peerless beauty
Right now centre parts has become very popular with elementary students.
the split Victory to Right now centre parts has become very popular with elementary students.
Victory to the split
Stop!
I don't even know what's going on any more...
There isn't anything we can't carry!
Is there anything left to carry next?
I have a good person in mind.
She's normal.
She sure is normal.
Should we carry her?
Let's carry her.
Normal!
That's a bit impossible no matter what.
Nami-chan's a lot more normal than other people.
So, was it a hit?
It was normal.
Don't say "normal"!
Stalker!
Hikikomori!
Stalker!
Hikikomori!
I don't like it outside!
I wonder if someone will carry me too?
The End.
Normal Girl Student number 28 Hito Nami
[One Morning, when I woke up, I was carrying a mikoshi]
Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru I can hear their delightful screams again today... [One Morning, when I woke up, I was carrying a mikoshi]
I can hear their delightful screams again today... Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru
Anata to naraba kono yo no hate e If I'm with you, I can go to the end of this world
Mousou dake no jukai wo tabi suru And journey through the sea of delusions
Umarekawatte mo koi suru sadame I'm fated to love even if I'm reborn
Datte shinwa mo ren'ai taishitsu So even legends can make up romance
Furimuitara zessei bijin If you look behind you, it's a peerless beauty
Bijin hakumei gekkabijin Unfortunate beauties, queens of the night
Kage wa onna-tachi wo kirei ni shite yuku no Shadows make women more beautiful
Shizuka ni onawa wo choudainasai Silently accept the rope
Kurai senaka ni shinobi yoru shisen Death creeps nearer from the darkness at your back
Aisaresugite oboreru tsumibito no The sinners who are drowning in too much love
Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru I can hear their delightful screams again today
Mikazuki no yoru On the night of the crescent moon
This show is a work of fiction. All characters, groups, organisations, Tamura OOnji, OOOOOyama Moody, and beautiful doctors are not real.
Next week will leave you in despair again! Illustration: Takahashi Rumiko This show is a work of fiction. All characters, groups, organisations, Tamura OOnji, OOOOOyama Moody, and beautiful doctors are not real.
Illustration: Takahashi Rumiko Next week will leave you in despair again!