Lego Star Wars - Brief Briefing on Yavin IV


Uploaded by AlNickelsFilms on 04.02.2011

Transcript:
Okay everyone...
...let's get started.
This is a briefing about our pending attack on the Empire's new weapon...
...the Death Star.
I was on the Death Star!
As many of you know...
Princess Leia was able to obtain a full record of the technical specifications of the Death Star

by smuggling it in this R2 unit.
And, because of these actions, she was captured and tortured by the Empire.
And I helped rescue her!
Anyway...
...over the past few days we have analyzed the data in this R2 unit and we have
discovered a weakness in the Death Star.
This weakness will be the focal point...
...of our attack.
Now, gentleman, if you can hook the R2 unit up to the overhead monitor so we can
go over the details of our attack.
OK, let's see here, where's the, uh, hmmmm...
I can't find, I can't find anything. I can't find a VGA connection...
Hey, do you, uh, do you see something on that side?
Uhhh...no, not yet...
wait...what's this?
A 32-pin connection!?
That would be helpful if we were hooking up a dot-matrix printer.
What the hell is this thing?
I can't even find a USB port on it!
Oh, hey, here's a 5.25 inch floppy drive!
That's real useful! There's no HDMI port,
no Firewire. When the hell was this thing even made?!?
What's the problem?
- Can't you hook it up? - We can't find anything to hook it up to!
Well, keep looking...
we were able to access the plans earlier.
While they're working on that, I can explain to you the attack plan.
Imagine if you will a looooooooong shaft
with a hole at the end of it.
(Gasps)
Mmmmm, hmmmmm!
Hurry up and get that thing hooked up, will you?
Wha, what the hell is this, vacation photos?
I went on vacation once!
[All] SHUTUP!!!