Last time on Zoe & Chloe--
(POLICE CHIEF HOLMES) You WILL continue to head the mentoring program
You WILL Continue to aid in their investigations
*singing* Happy Birthday Dear ZOE
(ZOE) What the Eff?! Where's my Box, Debbie?!
(DEBBIE) I'm sooo sorry, it happened Again
And then this Happened--
(ZOE) I wish for my EFFING SWEATER!
(ZOE) Every year my Nana sends me homemade Norwegian Home goods--
(ZOE) --and every year I don't GET THEM!
(ZOE) The only reason I know I'm missing the gifts at all--
--is because she mails a picture of herself with the gift, in the card.
(DEBBIE) This is gonna break her heart.
(ZOE) THATS IT!
(ZOE) THIS TIME WE'RE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!
(CHRISTOPHE) Well, at least your hair looks good enough to served in a--
--fancy Restaurant!
(DEBBIE) You Like it?
(DEBBIE) I took her to the salon this morning.
It was my gift.
(ZOE) I SAID!!!!! THIS YEAR WE'RE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
(ZOE) And then about three year ago, the presents just stopped.
I mean, I still get the cards and everything--
(ZOE) --and luckily my Nana Dragobo is a strict documentarian, like myself
But thats like--5 presents from the last Christmases and Birthdays
I mean, I am NOT missing this Christmas!
(CHLOE) Hey what is this?---Jam?
(ZOE) Lingonberry preserves, my favorite.
(CHLOE) SO-- Do we have any suspects?
(ZOE) oh no, I kinda have a suspicion that it's linked with Organized Crime
(ROBERTA) *laughs* What? like the Gay Mafia?
