Celebrity Thinking Day

Hey beardlovers. Happy World Thinking Day. That happens every February 22nd. It's celebrated
by Girl Guides and Girl Scouts. But since I was a Boy Scout, I should probably do the
opposite. Let's see. How do I turn off all thinking? Hmm.
Ahh, there we go. Thoughts escaping. Exiting. Extricating. EXPLODING! My thoughts are back.
So it's another weekly installment of EXPLOSION Wednesday. Don't get your hopes too high that
it'll be every week, though. We're still trying it out to see if we wanna make it a permanent
thing or not. We'll see. Don't wanna be like, Oh, Explosion Wednesday's
a thing. What if people don't like it? That's why websites have beta mode. Movies
have test screenings. Joan Rivers wears a mask before she has permanent facial reconstructive
surgery. I hope that's the case. I mean, look at that. That makes mannequins think they're
human. You think that this was Da Vinci's first attempt
at the Mona Lisa? No no no. First, he did the minimalist approach. Then he did the maximalist
approach. Then he did the Maximist approach. Then he did the Max Headroom approach. Then
he did the brooch approach. Then he did the stagecoach brioche reproach approach.
Actually, without Photoshop, some of those are amazing.
How did he predict the exact body of Megan Fox?
Anyway, he's famous now, and you're not. Unless you are famous. In that case, I hope you're
not Joan Rivers or the guy from TMZ. If you are, I'll assume you're the ones who thumbs-down
this video. And if you're in Breaking Bad, that show's
awesome! Great work! And if you're in one of those CSI shows, why don't you just go
home? Watch Breaking Bad. Or Downton Abbey. Or, better yet, my parody of Downton Abbey.
- Quite right. - Oh, quite right. Yes.
- Quite right. - Quite right.
So what's with all this celebrity talk? Looks down. Pretends to not know. Oh, it's Celebrity
Day! A day celebrated by Scientologists. If anyone deserves a day, it's celebrities.
I mean, let's be dishonest. Always scrutinized by the media. Can't leave
their house without being adored by everyone. Families all across America facing foreclosure
are saying to themselves, "Man, I'm so glad I'm not George Clooney right now. Two Oscar
nominations? So much pressure!" But now, thanks to Scientology, we can set
aside a day to appreciate these celebrities. I haven't been thinking enough about Channing
Tatum lately. Who am I? I'm a monster! So thank you, celebrities, for show us how
to dress, act, and think. No, wait, Girl Guides and Girl Scouts tell us how to think. How
do we combine the two? Thank you, Shelley Long and Troop Beverly
Hills. A phrase I never thought I'd say. That was a haiku. No it wasn't.
And today's also Wednesday. You're probably wondering why there weren't very many explosions.
That's because I found this bridge being demolished over the Ohio River. Yeah. That's enough explosion
for one video. Awesome. - Today's also my birthday.
- What? - I did a video a year ago called 'Sexy Clone.'
I also talked about Celebrity Day, remember? - Oh yeah. I remember that.
- Remember, I did this. A little bit of this. - Yeah. I know. I... I... I saw... I remember.
- A little... - Okay. Example over. I get it.
- Rawr. A little disco lighting. - I'm pretty sure I didn't have those lights
back then. - A little towel action.
- How is that sexy? - Remember? Remember this? Remember?
- So you were a Girl Scout? - I was.
- Are you gonna be doing some thinking today? - Umm, more than usual?
- What are you gonna think about? - Think about... how handsome you are.
- Oh ho ho. That shouldn't take much thought. Hehehe.
- Were you recording that? - Yes I was.
- Jerk!