Grace Crashers: The Big Game II presented by Southern Comfort


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 04.02.2010

Transcript:
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[MEN CHEERING]
DAVE AHDOOT: Hey, everybody, Dave here for Grace Crashers
presented by Southern Comfort.
You're probably wondering why I'm on all fours, but there's
a simple explanation for that.
GRACE HELBIG: Dave and I have crashed a football party at
someone's apartment, and we're getting in the mood.
Hike!
DAVE AHDOOT: [GROANS]
GRACE HELBIG: [LAUGHS]
We've already made an end-run into this
party, so let's go mingle.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, come on.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, man, boo.
That team.
[LAUGHS]
Mingling at a football party is all about talking trash.
It's a skill.
DAVE AHDOOT: So would you ever date someone who rooted for
the other team?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Uh, yeah, I totally would, because it
makes it interesting and fun.
DAVE AHDOOT: Your team is horrendous.
I hate your team.
GRACE HELBIG: What kind of cheers do you guys have for
these guys?
I mean don't--
two, four, six, eight, football is really great.
So crashing a party in someone's apartment is hard
enough, but I have a little something to
make it even harder--
a football helmet full of party-crashing challenges that
only a true expert could pull off.
Want to try one?
DAVE AHDOOT: Yeah, I'm ready, coach.
GRACE HELBIG: All right.
DAVE AHDOOT: All right, mine says that I have to stuff a
chicken wing down someone's pants.
GRACE HELBIG: Mine says I have to get smacked in the ass
football-style without talking.
DAVE AHDOOT: [LAUGHS]
GRACE HELBIG: All right, well, there's only one rule.
You get caught, you're out.
DAVE AHDOOT: Got it.
GRACE HELBIG: Game on.
DAVE AHDOOT: Game is on.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yay!
Touchdown!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]
GRACE HELBIG: And now for an instant, slow-mo replay.

DAVE AHDOOT: Now for extra points.
[SQUEEZING BOTTLE SOUNDS]
[CHEERS]
GRACE HELBIG: And now for an instant, slow-mo replay.

Well, this has been a really great game, and
a really fun party.
DAVE AHDOOT: We did it.
The big team won.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and we both won our challenges, which
is usually what happens in football.
Exactly.
DAVE AHDOOT: I couldn't believe you actually got
someone to slap your butt, finally.
GRACE HELBIG: It seemed easier said than done.
DAVE AHDOOT: I couldn't believe it took you so long to
get your butt slapped.
GRACE HELBIG: Ehh.
What are you, by the way?
DAVE AHDOOT: What?
GRACE HELBIG: What is this costume?
DAVE AHDOOT: It's a vintage football jersey
from the 1920s era.
GRACE HELBIG: That's appropriate.
Well, for Grace Crashers, presented by Southern
Comfort, i'm Grace.
DAVE AHDOOT: And I'm Dave.
GRACE HELBIG: Happy schmootgall.
DAVE AHDOOT: It's football, Grace!
GRACE HELBIG: Ew.