Filthy americans, Welcome to the North Korean Space Program.
Today the Supreme Leader Comrade Kim-Jong-Un will fly to the sky on the metal dragon called Kwangmyongsong-1.
There, the mighty leader will have a cup of tea with Dear Leader Kim-Jong-Il
and Eternal Leader Kim-Il-Sung.
Good Luck, Leader!
This is a new success of the Great Leader and the Korean People. With the assistance of the Dear Leader and Eternal Leader,
Comrade Kim-Jong-Un has discovered that the Moon is made of cheese. Soon, North Korea will retrieve this cheese
from dirty american hands. Victory is ours!