Yo
Yo
Guess who
This
This is
Call me. (Call) (call) Ca-call me:
Charlie
Sheen
Charlie
Sheen
Charlie
Sheen
Charlie
Sheen
Charlie
Sheen
Charlie
Sheen
Call me "Charlie Sheen"
I'm winning.
It's all the passion, no time for relapsin'
I win here, I win there just call me a champion.
To smart to go down
Now dome a ten pound
It's radical, passible, and uh, rappin' is practical
It's perfect and nothing is better.
I'd make it rain but it can't get no wetter.
It's gettin' real hot so I better take off my sweater
She say she gonna leave but I won't even let her.
Yeah. Seven gram rocks. Eleven damn cops.
I tell to a woman and there goes her tops
My rhymes are so killer, just call me black ops.
Call this game "green light": No more fuckin' stops.
They bust open and tell me to change it
I give them my life and they wanna exchange it.
They can't handle what I do cause its me
It's Teezy B. I flow like a creek,
they can kiss my ass cheeks
I'm proud of what I did it was magic
And if I get off beat then just call it a tragic
Too much money for me to handle.
I call it a party, they call it a scandal.
Rip up the flow you can call me a vandal
Winning is all I do
Rep Charlie Sheen if he was in my crew.
Talk down on him, we'll leave you black and blue
I'ma dick like Ron Jeremy. You're sweet like a pussy.
I'm close to the edge, so do not push me.
You smell what I'm smokin' and it ain't that icky.
You check out my swag: Too damn pretty.
You say I got problems and I cannot manage it.
I'ma kill you. No way to bandage it.
Call me a player, 'cause there's nothing I can't hit
Get up in it,
then abandon it.
I'm lovin' myself
Survive with no help
The-The Best, top shelf.
How to lose with my wealth
Look-Look-Look what I laid,
The cards are dealt.
I'm high, so elite.
Three days with no sleep.
What-What-What can I say when life ain't easy?
Who-who-who can I please? Pick up the phone: ring, ring.
Call me "Charlie Sheen"
I'm winning.
Charlie Sheen
Winning. Waking up in the morning, ten girls like a king.
I can rap or I'll sing, either way it's amazing
They say I'm bipolar, I think they are crazy
They say that I'm lazy, I think they're just nosy.
Press on me, all day, yes they are so annoying.
They interview me and all I say is "blow me".
They talk all the smack but they don't even know me.
They actin' like little kids playin' red rover:
They constantly say "Please send Dub-C right over!"
Pile up things til' I finally fall over
quit wishin' on me 'cause I'm no four-leaf clover
tiger blood in my vains
Yes, I'm insane. Got plenty of bills so I can make it rain.
No one's like me. No one's the same
I ate up this song and I left no remains.
Check my domain.
It's "winning.com"
Haven't heard of me?
Go ask your mom.
Yes, I'm the bomb. I am never calm.
Set this whole world on fire, they call me napalm
You'd borrow my brain, but you cannot handle it.
Flow is red hot; you best get an oven mit
Don't have a fit 'cause my songs are a hit
Back off 'cause I'm winning
or catch both my fists.
You can't keep up with my rhymes so I chuckle.
Try to run up after me, your knees buckle.
All of your raps suck. You must be bad luckin' it.
You can see far afar or get close to my knuckles.
I have one gear, and it's set on go
What to say when you meet me you don't even know.
I'm no average Joe, you can ask Mr. Koch,
got that "melt your face off" Charlie Sheen flow.
I'm lovin' myself. Survive with no help
The best, top shelf. How to lose with my wealth.
Look what I laid, the cards are dealt.
I'm high, so elite. Three days with no sleep.
What can I say when life ain't easy?
Who can I please? Pick up the phone ring, ring.
Call me "Charlie Sheen"
I'm
I'm-I'm
I'm-I'm-I'm
I'm lovin' myself, survive with no help.
The best, top shelf. How to lose with my wealth.
Look what I laid, the cards are dealt.
I'm high, so elite. Three days with no sleep.
What can I say when life ain't easy?
Who can I please? Pick up the phone ring, ring, ring ring ring
(Ring) Call me (Ring) Charlie (Ring) Sheen (Ring)
(Pick up the phone ring) I'm winning.