痞子英雄 Black & White ep.05 pt.5/5 (English Sub)

Hsiao-Mei~
Where in the world are you?
God,
If you are really that powerful,
can I see my venus now?
Please.
What are you doing here?
Not this voice.
Not...
(Hsi-Ti Shu) I haven't seen such a complete drama for a long time.
From lighting, script, to audio effect, and the director is definitely spectacular.
And actors...
This drama lets me fall in love with 3 guys again.
One is Director Tsai.
One is Zai Zai (Vic Chou).
The last one I fall in love with is
You-Ting Chao.
You little boy! I want you!
If you are really that powerful,
can I see my venus now?
Please
What are you doing here?
Not this voice.
Not...
How come it's you!?
Your car?
Nice?
Good night.
What are you doing!?
I just drank some wine, can't drive.
Since you are here,
just give me a ride.
Get out of the car.
Get out of the car first.
You dare to turn me down while I am asking you for a ride?
You have a secret?
I saw you sitting there for a while.
What are you waiting for?
Have a date?
I just stopped by here for a break, couldn't I?
That day,
Why did you leave early that day?
You didn't come back at all.
We waited for you for a long time!
Why did you leave Hero Wu and I here?
We two discussed quite a lot and finally concluded that you must have seen something and then ran away!
You had a crush on another girl again!?
Those girls in the store were hot enough.
Do you really have some problems!?
So, at the end?
Did you get her?
There must be something wrong since you were totally gone.
I knew it!
You...
Am I BS'ing?
Talk too much.
Do you also think I am drunk?
You hate it?
Fine. Stop making fun of you.
I really need a ride from you!?
I can go home by myself.
I can give you a ride.
You don't need to. I was kidding.
Didn't you just say you are drunk!?
Let me give you a ride.
I was kidding.
I can go home by myself.
Bye bye.
Go.
Really don't need a ride?
No.
Then, I am leaving.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Tsai-Tien Chen, stop the car!
Why are you still here!? What do you want!?
Wait! Stop the car first!
Why? Stop!
You are so mean!
Sorry, I...
It's all my fault.
I will take the responsibility.
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the bathroom!?
Let me get you a towel first.
Clothes~
Hurry up~
Where's the bathroom?
Over there!
Don't peek.
You will be dead if you peek.
Stupid!
Is that for me?
Your house is pretty.
You can have a night view at the courtyard outside. It's even prettier.
Give me the towel.
No.
You intentionally gave me this super thin clothes.
You are so bad.
Who is she?
She is quite cute.
Give it back to me.
Just take a look. It won't hurt.
The emploee of the month
Waitress Hsiao-Mei Ho.
Give it back...
She is the venus you were waiting for outside the pub?
Give it back.
It won't hurt. Just take a look. Why are you being so cheap?
Give it back.
What do you want?
Give it back.
Just take a look at her picture. Why are you treating me like this?
Give it back.
No, I don't want to.
Give it back to me. Stingy!
I...
OK... Put me down!
Put me down first.
Do you wanna give it back?
OK, give it to you.
Strange.
Let me have it.
Why?
Why did you lift me up!?
Crazy.
Not first time, OK!
Why did you say not first time?
Nothing.
What do you mean by not first time?
Explain it.
You must be hiding something from me.
What can I hide from you?
You look like you're lying.
You'd better explain it to me.
What does it mean by not first time?
It's nothing important at all.
Let me drive you home.
I won't let you go if you don't explain.
You wanna sleep here tonight!?
OK, stay here.
Are you asking for death?
You wanna do that again!?
Let go.
guest starring: Cola Ling/Chia-Chi Lin; Hero's mom/Cheng-Fang Bao; Ann's mom/Yi-Ching Lu; Director Huang/Kuang-Yao Fan. Attorney Hung/Tzu-Chiang Chao Hacker/Tai-An Haung
starring: Da-Te Chien/Liang-Tso Liu; Hulk/Chung-Chiang Wu Ann/Chao-Min Chang; Da Yen/Wei-Hsun Na; T Chieh/Ai-Hsin Shu; Ann's brother/Kai-Jung Liu; Chin Che/Kuo-Chung Kang; Hsiao Lu/Fei Yang; secretary of Council president/Ying-Hsuan Kao; Wen-Chi Ling/You-Fang Chen; A-Tang/Hsiao-An Chou; Attorney General [Yang Wu]/Chien-Wei Huang; MND Minister/Chuan-Cheng Tao; A-Te/Tamio;
officer/Kai-Wen Chou; officer/Han Chang; officer: Chia-You Lin; officer/Kuan-Cheng Che; Lab personnel/Wei-Wen Huang; Lab personnel/Chen-Tse Lai; S. District police woman/Yi-Chien Lin; S. District police woman/Chen Tang; director of Vice Squad/Jui-Sheng Chiu; uniform police/Po-Chiang Hsu; uniform police/Chun-Hsien Lin; Da Yen people/Hsiang-Chen Wu; Da Yen people/Ting-Chun Huang; Da Yen people/Po-Jen Chen; Da Yen people/Ming-Lun Wu
Chin Che people/Ansel; Chin Che people/Shao Fu; Lao Tou guard/Wen-Hung Cheng; Lao Tou guard/Chung-Hsien Tsou; Lin Chen guard/Yi-Ju Liu; Lin Chenguard/Wei-Te Liu; San Lien people/Tzu-Chieh Lin; San Lien people/Ting-Wei Kuo; San Lien people/Yuan-Sheng Wen; San Lien people/Hsin-Hsiang Fu; San Lien people/Chia-Te Kung; San Lien people/Ming-You Teng;
Sarkozy [CJ]/Igor; Sarkozy [P]/Wen-Hsuan Huang; Sarkozy [G]/Pan Chieh; Sarkozy [F]/Eric; Sarkozy [K]/Hsiu-Wen Yang; Sarkozy [L]/Leandro; Sarkozy [O]/Oscar; Sarkozy [N]/Bobby; Sarkozy [M]/A-Liang; North Korean/Hung-Ching Chang; North Korean/Chang; North Korean/Kuang-Cheng Liu; N. District officer/Wen-Chih Chen; N. District officer/Chih-Hao Chen.
co-director/Chih-Yu Hung; executive director/Ching-Jung Lee; co-assistant directors/Wei-Cheng Chen,Shu-Chuan Pan, Chien-Hsin Lee; assistant art director/Cheng-Yu Kuo; director assistant/Ting-Lin Yang; behind-the-scene director/ Chih-Yang Cheng; behind-the-scene filming/Chung-Hsien Wu, Yi-Chen Kuo,Tsung-Ting Chi; production executives/Hsi-Fan Chang, Tzu-Yao Lin; location scout/Ming-Hsu Chang; set production assistants/Ying-Chieh Yu,Hsiao-Hsia Lo, Ping-Hsien Lin,Hsi-Jui Liu;
production assistants/Meng-Hsuan Sung,Chieh-Pei Lui, Tsu-Fang Huang,Sung-Fu Pei,Kun Chang; set dressers/ Shih-Chang Lee,Chih-Jen Chen,Da Pao; lighting assistants/ Kai-Hsuan Tseng,Yi-Hsuan Kao; makeup artists/Yi-Lin Yang, Chun-Yi Chang; hair stylists/Yi-Hsin Chang,Yu-Chin Liao; costumers/Yi-Chun Lin,Yi-Min Feng; customer assistants/ Yi-Fang Chen,Yi-Hsuan He, Shih-Pao Chiu,Pei-Hsuan Yu; still photographer/Kai-Ping Tsao; graphic artists/ Pei-Huan Lee,Fu-Chuan Kao; marketing/Dao-Shu Wen; media agent/Shiang-Chun Lin
supervisor-in-charge/Yi-Ju Pu; executive assistant/Wen-Yao Tai; art/Panjna Work art dept.; stunts/Mike Wilson,Nakamura Tadahiro, Cho-En Lee,Chia-Yuan Tsai; prosthetic makeup/Cinema Secrets; uniform designer/Jamei Chen; production assistant/ Jui-Sheng Chiu; camera equipment/Hoaremart Production Ltd.;
set equipment/Lee Rong Film&TV Equipment Co.,Liu Fu Equipment, Yung Sheng Co., Ltd.,UES Cinetech Inc.; post-production coordinator/Comic Productions Co.,Ltd.; post-producers/ Hsin-Hsien Lin,Ju-Shan Wu; post-production/Huang Yuan Video Co., Hsin-He Liang;
opening editing/Kuang Yuan Video Co.,Chin-Sheng Huang; opening animation/Shen Ru Tech,Bobby; animation pre-production/Li-Min Yang; special effect post-production/ Li-Min Yang,Jui-Sung Lin,Ssu Hsi Video; animated effect/ Shen Ru Tech,Bobby; TC lighting/Taipei Motion Picture Copr., Yi-Ying Lee;
music preparation/Chia-Li Tang,Yueh-Se Yeh,George; sound recording/Chia Li Studio; background music composers/Terdsak Janpan,Min-Min Chung,Pi Ke Ssu,CoLoR; visual design/Shou Kung Yi Ad.,Cheng-Shou Chen; peripheral merchandise/ Sbooker Publishing Co..
opening song: Wu Lai Jheng Yi (Rogue Justice) by CoLoR+Mark Chao ending song: Perfect Stranger by Jason Tsou+PICKS
thanks: Kaohsiung City Government (KCG); Information Office of KCG; Port of Kaohsiung, MOTC; Police Dept., KCG; Ms. Angie Chia; Kaohsiung MRT; National Police Agency, MOI; Tourism Bureau, MOTC; UFO, Kaohsiung Software Technology Park, MOEA
scene sponsors: Maxxium Taiwan Ltd.; Nanlien International Corp.; Mitsubishi Taiwan; Jamei Chen; Epson Taiwan; Nokia Taiwan; Samsung Taiwan; The Splendor Kaohsiung; Deltamac; The Sherwood Taipei;