Megaman X4 - Endgame


Uploaded by AzraelNewtype on 25.04.2011

Transcript:
If the answer to "shall we" is no, just leave.
If you can't be safe, name it after me.
This is of course symbolic of either my motivation to finish this stuff up or the quality.
FUCK. LIGHTNING. WEB.
Hay I can beat counting based things into the ground as good as anybody :V
They seriously could not have made this more annoying to pull off.
I was call you scarecrow.
Talent is entirely overrated in this game.
I should be an insult comic, can't you just feel the burn from that?
That will be a recurring theme of this level.
Something would have to be.
Where's that confounded bridge?
I treat Megaman rematches the same way as my girlfriends.
Was she told when she was young that pain would lead to pleasure?
Red Fire Lizard is his Indian name.
I want to see you again someday, so leave me alone away with you.
Not sure this counts as telegraphing so much as BEATING YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FACTS.
Also known as "reverse order."
Insert gratuitious NBC logo.
I shot my old man back in Oregon.
"Quick, Double Jump into peacock for massive dam....nit why did I try this?"
Clearly, my timing is not, in fact, down.
Fuck the environment, conservation is for hippies.
The music is reversible, time is not. Go back, go back, go back.
Usefulness and practicality are not the same thing.
This is just X showcasing his massive hard-on for Zero.
Again.
Talking about a game I'm not playing is of course the best strategy for filling airtime.
The surgeon general say's it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Repitition is another strategy for filling airtime.
Colored lights can hypnotize, sparkle someone else's eyes.
Mr. Owl, how may shots does it take to get to the core of a Maverick? Oh, six, nevermind.
Not that it was much of a fight anyway, but better than that.
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit gone died.
Jumping into Fecal Matter makes any fight easier.
We do what we want we don't do what we should.
A worthy challenge to be sure...
Play for free, play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Is it half full or half empty?
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.
I likes 'em big.
Big and slippery.
Fucking 4chan. I blame Xenogenesis.
If you'll be my dixie chicken I'll be your Tennessee lamb.
You will see this soon enough.
Obviously, range isn't everything.
Again with the insults, give me a cigar and I'll make billions.
The little faggot got his own jet airplane.
But in the grey of the morning my mind becomes confused
This is Megaman X3 talk. Oh god not X4 what is wrong.
FUCK.
LIGHTNING.
WEB.
Except using a much shittier weapon.
Though if you did literally write home about the damage this weapon did, I'd murder you.
Can this feeling that we have together suddenly exist between?
This is a recurring theme of this game.
This is of course a matter of opinion.
What more in the name of love?
'Cause the walls were shaking the earth was quaking my mind was aching
Not so much into BDSM thanks.
The door was open and the wind appeared
WARNING: THIS PLAN MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE PLOT MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE, FUCK THE PLAN!!!
More chill than I'd be if someone was squeezing my balls 24/7, that's for sure.
Expect it to be long then.
Gigantic fight, wasn't it?
Sigma's not so evil after all.
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in
Imperfect evasion is the same as wallowing in the middle of the attack.
Like this, for example.
Shockingly enough, jumping into a scythe is not a good idea.
Oh, I'd hit that. What?
The sheriff and his buddies with their samurai swords
And the truth is plain to see, that I wandered through my playing cards, and would not let her be.
You can take too long to finish sentences for one thing.
Come on man, the weapon is too funky for "Space Body."
Dunno if you noticed, but after dying but before exploding, X's body can be sucked through physical objects.
Confidence is overrated.
Incidentally, his weakness is my least favorite weapon, which probably makes some of the jumps easier too...
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
Heh, heh, heh, Sigma got smacked with a ball in the face.
Cursing in rage at your ability to perfectly avoid those things is hip.
Wow hey is that a gigantic brick wall on these train tracks?
Also, you have to get it in the mouth, and since the non-charged version falls...
Oh, so THIS is what happens when you put an immovable object in front of a stoppable force.
The way you can here as Zero. Oh sentences missing words that totally destroy comprehension...
I'm sure you like it when I can hit him more because he dies faster and this can all end.
Just have to cram my big blue balls in his mouth.
The sign says you've got to have a membership card to come inside.
No Sigma, you can't eat the X, it's too hard!
I'm so cute when I'm blindly optimistic...
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Were anyone to check my post history, you'd realize today is normal.
Like right now, for instance.
Do any of you have friends who spew coolant from their mouths? I didn't think so.
Oh ho their new console name is homophonic with a childish word for urine and penis!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't the first time I used an E-Tank and didn't take damage afterward is it?
Bravery, like confidence, is overrated.
Assuming of course that you actually want to die a virgin.
Capcom is fucking us again!
A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.
God may forgive you, but Lord X never will!
Yo, where you at lil' bitch?
Hey there sexy.
Shit bitch, I told you to stop with that crap.
Yeah, not gonna happen.
We'll see about that when you land...
Come on, I just want to feel your "Z-Saber" a bit.
You do know you're not really a girl right?
Do you have some problem with Reploid Man Love?
I thought this sort of bigotry ended in 20XX, this is 21XX after all.
I don't care what you fuck, long as it isn't me.
Yeah... I'll work on that...
Nobody makes gay jokes about Mickey though.
Can you think of another time where you could use it at other drivers?
One more chance to kill the pain.
The SNES endings were awesome though, weren't they?
Rage against voice actors?
Deja vu, the sensation that you are experiencing something you have experienced before.
Nor can I stretch out talking about this game a third fucking time anyway.
If I do this again at all, it will most definitely be as Ultimate Armor X, it's not even a question.
In the desert, you can remember your name 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
He knows changes aren't permanent, but change is.
Whatever made me suck more against Sigma than usual also made me angry. AZRAEL SMAAAASH!
If you don't go into BSS a lot, that one will be lost on you. So go into BSS more.
They're up there with my vocal ad-lib skills.
She is perfect, I'm fall in love