What is My Damn Channel LIVE?


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 17.07.2012

Transcript:

BETH HOYT: Ladies and gentlemen, David Wain.
It's David Cross, you guys.
Jon Glaser.
Gregory Brothers.
It's Retta.
Dave Hill.
And hello, Wyatt Cenac.
Michael Showalter.
Steve Rannazzisi.
It's Max Silvestri.
It's Gilbert Gottfried.
Christian Finnegan's here.
It's Kurt Braunohler.
Amira Amram.
Guys, it's Eugene Mirman.
Reggie Watts.
REGGIE WATTS: [SINGING]
Break down!
[BEATBOXING]
BETH HOYT: Whoever wins this chair will get the most
attention from me.
MICHAEL GREGORY: Whoa!
SARAH FULLEN GREGORY: Whoa!
[LAUGHING]
JON GLASER: Boot camp style.
BETH HOYT: Oh, for me?
REGGIE WATTS: You feeling this?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
REGGIE WATTS: Bass line.
STEVE RANNAZZISI: It's all happening out loud.
MALE SPEAKER: Get out of the way, buddy.
This is fun.
DAILY GRACE: So, kids, you want safety first.
[REGGIE WATTS FREESTYLING]
BETH HOYT: Is that cold?
GABE DELAHAYE: It feels great.
BETH HOYT: Let's start the day over.
DAVID WAIN: Oh, well, that is a nice touch.
BETH HOYT: I just have regular questions.
I mean, we're just gonna--
STEVE RANNAZZISI: Oh.
BETH HOYT: --talk through it today.
STEVE RANNAZZISI: OK.
Are they-- are they about sex, or?
BETH HOYT: Uh, well, the first one, kind of.
So you have two young boys, children.
You seem to feel one way or the other about Skittles.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER: I'm a Peanut M&M's man.
EUGENE MIRMAN: Just like when someone plays, say, like, a
sexual offender on Law & Order, they don't go, like,
well this is what I've always wanted to do.
REGGIE WATTS: I don't drink all the time, like--
BETH HOYT: I don't drink all the time!
REGGIE WATTS: Like I do on My Damn Channel show, I'm gonna
drink a lot before I go on camera.
BETH HOYT: No.
[LAUGHTER]
RETTA: I was really excited to hear that Valerie was
choreographing this piece.
I feel like once they see this, they're going to be,
like, let's bring it.
Retta's-- bring her on.
VALERIE SALGADO: Retta is awesome.
Like, I could just-- she didn't even have to move.
RETTA: I don't know that I have a process.
I kind of just feel the music and my body takes over.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: First question.
What can I get you to drink?
BETH HOYT: A seltzer?
KURT BRAUNOHLER: Use your buzzer, please.
[CLICK]
[CLICK]
KURT BRAUNOHLER: Beth!
BETH HOYT: A seltzer.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: Judges?
Ha-ha!
[DING]
Correct!
[MUSIC - AMIRA AMRAM - "PIZZA PARTY"]

[MUSIC - THOMAS NICHOLAS BAND, "MY GENERATION"]

BETH HOYT: Today we are going to make--
MAX SILVESTRI: Deviled eggs.
BETH HOYT: Ice cream sundaes.
MAX SILVESTRI: What?
Yeah, no, I love cooking.
I love eating.
BETH HOYT: Is this a voodoo doll?
Are you, are you trying to kill Christian, or?
SPOOKY GIRLS: Yes.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: That's how we have real fun.
Russian roulette!
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
You can't-- you can't do Russian roulette on YouTube.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: What?
Why not?
It's just one bullet.
BETH HOYT: So now it's time to get all Web 2.0 and respond to
your live tweets and your YouTube comments and all that
stuff, and the first thing we have is from Facebook.
It's a question--
DAVID CROSS: [GASP]
I know Facebook.
I know Facebook.
BETH HOYT: You have it.
What was your favorite film/show you were a part of?
DAVID CROSS: Uh, The Chipmunks series.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID CROSS: You know?
DAILY GRACE: It is Nicki Minaj.
Ooooh.
I want to see this.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I've heard one song.
DAILY GRACE: OK.
You can do this.
Start that clock.
FEMALE SPEAKER (WITH BRITISH ACCENT): Dry my eye!
Here we go fry!
My Damn Channel Live, what what what what?
MICHAEL SHOWALTER: Oh, you go ahead.
You go.
BETH HOYT: No, I want you to read it in that voice.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER: Is Michael a brown gravy or a white gravy
kind of a guy?
Great question, Bilbo.
Uh, and the answer is--
I'll take--
I like--
I like wavy gravy.
BETH HOYT: That's the answer.
REGGIE WATTS: Hola.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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DAVID CROSS: Hi.
I'm David Cross.
MICHAEL SHOWALTER: Hey.
I'm Michael Showalter.
DAVID WAIN: Hi, I'm David Wain.
GABE DELAHAYE: Hi, I'm Gabe.
MAX SILVESTRI: And I'm Max.
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried.
RETTA: Hi, my name is Retta.
WYATT CENAC: Hey, this is Wyatt Cenac.
ADAM CAROLLA: Hi, I'm Adam Carolla.
JON GLASER: Hi, I'm Jon Glaser.
EUGENE MIRMAN: Hi, I'm Eugene Mirman.
STEVE RANNAZZISI: Hey, I'm Steve Rannazzisi.
DAVE HILL: Hi, I'm Dave Hill.
CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN: I'm Christian Finnegan.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: I'm Kurt Braunohler.
THE GREGORY BROTHERS: We're the Gregory Brothers and
you're watching (SINGING) My Damn Channel Live.

ONE OF THE GREGORY BROTHERS: Yay!