LearningTown Ep. 2 - Cookie: A Sexy Song, A Puppet Fire & A Nice Pair of Shoes


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Transcript:

TEDDY: Last week on "Learning Town."
[MUSIC PLAYING]

TEDDY: Yeah.
PAUL: The hell did we just do?
STORM: Pish posh.
This will be a cake.
[YELLING]
STORM: All right, everybody it's rehearsal time.
And, action.
PAUL: I call action.

STORM: Hi, kids.
I'm Learning Storm.
And this is Learning Paul--
PAUL: Cut!
It's Paul and Storm, just like it says on all of the
merchandise.
Which maybe we could stand to plug a little.
STORM: That's not the reality of Larry's show.
PAUL: Speaking as the producer of this show--
STORM: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm supposed to be the producer.
PAUL: No, you're the director.
STORM: What's the difference?
PAUL: I tell you what to do.
And I get to call "action." Action!
STORM: Cut!
Then who tells you what to do?
PAUL: Your mom does.
Action!
STORM: Cut!
Well, have you considered your mom?
Because I have.
Action!
PAUL: Cut!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]
GREEN MAN: Cut!
Cut!
This is bull [BLEEP]
Take this thing off of me.
Song sucks.
Everything except for the William Holden part I added.
BLUE MONSTER: That part was awesome because he died while
he was drinking.
GREEN MAN: Word!
But "share and share alike"?
It's like who wrote that crap?
COOKIE: Um, I did.
I just thought that maybe we wanted to add a little
educational content.
BLUE MONSTER: We're not LearningTown.
COOKIE: LearningTown is a nice show.
What's wrong with that?
GREEN MAN: Nothing, sweetie, if you like stupid stuff.
Yeah, I know, baby, baby, it's fine.
It's fine.
We'll keep it, OK?
OK?
I spoil you.
You know that, right?
You seem tense, OK?
Why don't you take five, all right?
Maybe check out your Pinterest board, and then
take out the trash?
Yeah?

[YELLING]
TEDDY: My daddy built me these wings and I can fly to
the sun with them.
[YELLING]
COOKIE: So, when there's a fire, the fire extinguisher is
a good way to put them out.
PAUL: Oh.
Fire extinguisher.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
STORM: Ah, thanks.
COOKIE: Uh, Cookie.
Cookie Tuesdays.
It's a humorous name--
to an extent.
OK.
All right.
Bye.
[YELLING]
COOKIE: Quiet, please, for rehearsal.
And, action.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COOKIE: That was great, you guys.
It was really cool.
NETWORK GUY: Very nice.
And good to hear a little message for the
kids once in a while.
GREEN MAN: Thank you, Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just think it's important that we educate as
we entertain.
BLUE MONSTER: Edutainment, bro.
GREEN MAN: Which is why I insisted that we add my
sharing song.
NETWORK GUY: Well, keep up the good work, boys.
And you?

Great shoes.
"Share and share alike."
Something, something, something.
GREEN MAN: Cookie, babe, before you say anything--
ha--
his name is Peanut Allergy.
And you can say you have one--
ironically.
that
COOKIE: Oh, hell no.
Well, if you're not going to say anything, I
guess it's all on me.
What the--
who?
I'm your subconscious, girl.
Time to cut him loose, and start slanging some truth.
Cuz, honey, your ass been in the dark.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
COOKIE: No, no, he just ain't good enough.

Taking the dog with me.
STORM: Bucket land, Bucket land.
Everything's grand in Bucket land.
COOKIE: Hi, guys.
Guys!

Hi.
I'm back.
PAUL: What, did those hicky jerks send you over to gloat
or something?
COOKIE: No.
I quit.
And I need a job.
You guys seem like you might need a producer.
Oh.
See?
STORM: And why would you want to help us?
COOKIE: Because I want to make a show that kids like, and
that teaches them something.
Hikky Burr wasn't that, but this show could be.
COOKIE: How are we supposed to believe you've got our best
interest at heart?
Despite appearances, we do pretty well by ourselves--
COOKIE: Uh, you guys should move.
PAUL: What?
COOKIE: Move.
PAUL: Why?

COOKIE: Groovy.
So, should we take it from the top?

[MUSIC PLAYING]