Grace Crashers: The Big Game presented by Southern Comfort


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Transcript:

GRACE HELBIG: Hey, guys.
Grace here, for Grace Crashers, presented by
Southern Comfort.
I'm huddled with my partner in crashing, Mr. Dave Ahdoot.
DAVE AHDOOT: Let me ask you, Grace--
when I say naked bootleg and penetration in the back field,
what comes to mind?
GRACE HELBIG: Prom.
DAVE AHDOOT: Nope.
Actually, it rhymes with schmootball.
GRACE HELBIG: Schmookall.
DAVE AHDOOT: Okay, no, Grace, it's football.
It's the time of the year when guys can wear tights, to
support their teams, seriously.
GRACE HELBIG: Okay.
It's also the time of year where people invite their
friends over to watch the big game.
DAVE AHDOOT: Which is a perfect party crashing
opportunity.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, but it's difficult, because in
someone's apartment, there's nowhere to run, and there's
nowhere to hide.
So if you get caught there, it's a big game over.
DAVE AHDOOT: To get in, we're going to use one of the oldest
plays in the book.
You want to penetrate right up the middle, surrounded by
blockers, so that the hole does not close in on you.
You see, it's pretty simple.
GRACE HELBIG: He means go in with a crowd, like this.
Once you're in, mingle, be cool.
Act like you care about football.

Here's a good way to break the ice with
guests at the big game--
compliment their outfits.
What jersey do you have on?
MALE SPEAKER: This one?
Throwback, Jerry Rice.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh really?
What team does he play for, like the Eagles?
MALE SPEAKER: The Eagles?
GRACE HELBIG: GRACE HELBIG: So do you play football?

This one time, I was in high school, and during recess, we
had football.
No, we had recess in high school.
It was really a strange high school.
It was kind of like one of those free-form high schools.
If that doesn't work, try finding a rookie, and dazzle
them with some of your football knowledge.
So do you even get what's going on here?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah, do you?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, yea.
FEMALE SPEAKER: No, no.
They're actually just switching up
their line right now.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, good game-- game's over, it looks like.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Half-time, half-time.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, it's half-time now, and it's really
good time to have fun with the guests.
DAVE AHDOOT: Yeah, here's what we do in the Ahdoot family.
Flickball.
GRACE HELBIG: Flickball is a great halftime game.
It engages the crowd, and it's a great way to meet people.
DAVE AHDOOT: Hey, you mind if I grab that?

I got three Sacajaweas on the table that I can nail this
right between the crossbars.
GRACE HELBIG: Do it.
DAVE AHDOOT: All right, let's go.

GRACE HELBIG: In the second half, we're going to see if we
can find love at the big game, and stick chicken wings down
some dude's pants, for real.
DAVE AHDOOT: For Grace Crashers, presented by
Southern Comfort, I'm Dave.
GRACE HELBIG: And I'm Grace.
Happy schmootball.