Messaggio di fine anno della DOLiWOOD © 2012 DOLiWOOD Films


Uploaded by DOLiWOODFilms on 31.12.2012

Transcript:
End-year message by DOLIWOOD
Good evening...
...to all.
It's the end of the year...
...2012.
Many of you...
...may think this was an year of... of... of...
of shit.
But you all should have learned by now...
...that here in the government...
...we can always come out with something new and imaginative.
The IMU, for example.
You may already imagine...
...what kind of craps we'll be able to invent during 2013...
...I don't know...the second child tax...
...or the requirement to change the middle-season tyres with...
...beach tyres...
...or a fee...
...on the beans' soul...
...or a tax on...
...on clams.
The truth is this:
we, in the government...
...we are...
...we are sh...
...shitting our pants.
We have absolutely no idea about what needs to be done.
Here, I said it.
We are not as good as you are...
...breaking your asses every day...
...to have the kids studing...
...to make ends meet...
...or for the annual leave...
...in august in Rosolina.
We are not good at working in factories as you...
...for two unpaid months...
...and we don't know how to entertain like actors and musicians...
...who do not even have a trade union.
We always hide in old sitting rooms...
...hoping that things will work out...
by themselves.
So...
...I thought...
...horny bitch damned...
...misery...
If you, that can do all these things...
...would show us how to...
Shouldn't we be able to learn, too?
Are we so gourds...
...or imbeciles?
...Well...I don't believe it!
So, then, for 2013...
...I ask you for this:
if there are good ideas,
if new activities come to your mind,
if you think you know how to improve your life...
and the life of those around you...
...try to do it.
So maybe if you all do like this,
...then the time will come for us, too...
...to disenchant...
...ostia!(typical venetian stock phrase, meaning "holy bread")
Try to live...
...happy.
Happy new year,
best wishes,
do party,
have fun,
...and...
...you will see that...
...we will get...
stronger and stronger.
Happy new year by Doliwood Films
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Translations and subtitles by Andrea Lunardon, Venetian language translator. Best wishes to everyone! lunardonlanguages@gmail.com