A Russian Heroin Trader Thanks the UN for 50 Years of Prohibition


Uploaded by HunCivLibUnion on 15.03.2011

Transcript:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE
UNITED NATIONS BY THE DRUG LORDS INTERNATIONAL, DLI
IN THANKS FOR THE 50 YEARS OF GLOBAL DRUG PROHIBITION
I’m not ready yet please stop. Stop…!
Good Afternoon! My name is Igor and I am a businessman from Moscow.
Long time ago when me and my friends from KGB
we served our motherland in Afghanistan in early eighties,
we did not expect that the lost war will bring us
new wonderful business opportunity: the heroin trade.
Last time I watched TV with my mother and the United Nations officials said
that Russia is number one consumer of heroin in the world,
with an estimated 2,5 million users.
You know, we traffickers, we make billions of dollars
from selling drug to them.
And then my mother told me: Igorjucek, my dearest son,
you will be infinitely grateful to the United Nations
for keeping this market illegal!
Otherwise we would never buy that nice
renaissance palace in Venice last summer.
Nice old woman, wise and with a good sense of humor.
But the TV also said that some western bastards
trying to convince my government to introduce methadone
to treat addicts with this substitute drug.
And here I absolutely agree with my ex-comrade from KGB,
Gaspagyin Ivanov, who is by the way the head of Federal Anti-narcotic Agency.
And he said: no way to let methadone in this country!
And he means it! Otherwise how would we buy gas for our yachts
if not selling drugs to those junkies?
Thank you United Nations, spassiba
spassiba the prohibition!
PROHIBITION WORKS
PROHIBITION WORKS for organized crime only
THIS WAS A FAKE MESSAGE
THIS WAS A FAKE MESSAGE But the harms of drug prohibition are real
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