Wedding Crashers (6/6) Movie CLIP - John Apologizes to Claire (2005) HD

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That's unbelievable.
Oh, man, I feel like, "wow!"
It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect.
I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like,
A little like I'm trying to get my bearings.
There's cartoons, your mom, and it's like, you still got it!
Look at her!
"just living the dream," I love that!
You know what? I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
You want some?
I knew you'd come-- hey, mom!
( screams ) the meatloaf!
We want it now! The meatloaf!
( cartoon continues playing )
What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.
"just living the dream." where did you get that girl?
- She's hot! - I got her yesterday.
- Yesterday? - Yeah.
I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby.
Her boyfriend just died.
- You met her at a funeral? - Yeah.
The dude died in a hang-gliding accident.
What an idiot! ( laughing )
"oh, I'm hang gliding!
Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!"
What a freak! ( laughing )
You met her at a funeral.
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then,
But funerals are insane!
The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair.
It's like fishing with dynamite.
- Horny? - Yeah, crazy horny.
I just-- at a funeral?!
Grief is nature's
Most powerful aphrodisiac.
- Huh. - Look it up.
- I didn't know that. - That's what I've learned.
( screams ) ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!
Saturday-- I got one Saturday.
You're coming with!
Chaz, I'm-- I'm sorry, I don't--
I'm not judging you, 'cause I think you're an innovator, but...
There's no way I'm ready for that.
Priest: A time to plant,
And a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill and a time to heal;
A time to break down and a time to build up;