Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian, has a famous bit
"You may be a redneck if...."
I will do my bit in his style:
"You may be addicted to v/blogging if...."
If you stay awake all night planning out your next v/blog,
or you are typing out or signing your v/blog,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you're up all night planning, typing or signing your v/blog
on a weeknight,
you ARE addicted to v/blogging.
If you're standing in line at a grocery or clothing store,
or any type of store, and you start typing out
a blog on your iPhone or Blackberry,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you start texting with your friends about the latest idiot thing
THAT v/blogger said,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you think your opinion is the only one that truly matters,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If other people who tend to disagree with you suddenly
stop responding to your v/blogs
because they're tired of you, and when you see no disagreements,
you think that means, "you're right",
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you start seeing conspiracy theories
where there are none,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you make an average of more than two v/blogs a day,
you MAY be addicted to v/blogging.
If you make a v/blog about how many v/blogs you've ever made,
you may.... no, you ARE addicted to v/blogging.
If you v/blog a list of titles of EVERY v/blog you've ever done,
you may.... no, you ARE addicted to v/blogging!
