Let's PARTY Live w/ DailyGrace, Beth in Show, Hannah Hart, & CoffeyChat - (FIXED) 1/16/13

[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Let's party.
BETH HOYT: Let's party.

[MUSIC - SAVOIR ADORE, "LET'S PARTY THEME SONG"]

GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that was so exciting.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello, and welcome to My
Damn Channel Live.
I am Grace Helbig.
BETH HOYT: And I'm Beth Hoyt.
Happy hiatus.
GRACE HELBIG: Happy hiatus.
Go, oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Ahh.
GRACE HELBIG: You can do it.
Ok, so it's OK.
-You broke it.
GRACE HELBIG: Great, we did it.
BETH HOYT: That was fun.
I just want to get it.
GRACE HELBIG: You can do it.
To the right.
BETH HOYT: No.
GRACE HELBIG: Uh oh, one more.
Yes, and--
and this is now--
BETH HOYT: I hate it.
All right, we will--
GRACE HELBIG: We like to instantly prove that
this is a live show.
We have a lot of very exciting thing planned.
BETH HOYT: Yes, get everything you've ever wanted to ask us
in the chat now.
Nate, our resident commented DJ, is ready to talk to you
and to bring us all your thoughts.
Hi Nate.
NATE: Hi.
Hey Grace, you're back from LA.
GRACE HELBIG: I am.
NATE: What?
GRACE HELBIG: I got my stitches out and I'm back.
BETH HOYT: She's ready for more stitches on today's show.
GRACE HELBIG: That's a huge possibility.
How was your holiday, Nate?
How was your New Year?
NATE: It was super good.
GRACE HELBIG: That sounds great, thanks.
NATE: I can't remember a lot of it.
How about you?
BETH HOYT: Well, that sounds about right.
GRACE HELBIG: The same, yeah.
We're in the same boat.
There are even more people here than
just Nate, thank god.
Today, we have our very own house band, Savoir Adore.
BETH HOYT: They created the opening music.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, hi guys.
PAUL HAMMER: Hello.
DEIDRE MURO: Hey.
BETH HOYT: This is really exciting.
That you're here, and you just played that for us.
OK, they're not going anywhere.
They're going to be here all show playing for us, hanging
here, like our house band.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and let's bring in our friends.
Ah, introducing someone who needs no introduction, from My
Drunk Kitchen, Hannah Hart.
BETH HOYT: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Ahhhh.
Yay.
BETH HOYT: I'm happy for you, but OK.
And from Coffey Chat, it's Shannon Coffey.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
BETH HOYT: Yay, hi Shannon.

OK, we'll see you guys in a second.
And we have more exciting guests on the RSVP list.
Grace, are you ready for this show?
GRACE HELBIG: I've got excites.
BETH HOYT: OK, guys, keeping getting your questions in, but
here's something really exciting.
Today you can call us on the phone and
we'll talk to you live.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, yes, and we can hang up on you,
too, because we probably will hang up on you.
That's just kind of the ladies we are.
BETH HOYT: Here's the number.
Nate's got the phone.
The line is only open when we're doing Q and A's.
GRACE HELBIG: Good job, Nate.
Nate should be a Barker's Beauty.
That was a great job.
BETH HOYT: He is really good.
Very good, you just need some fake nails.
I want you to be wearing press-on nails.
All right, so he's in charge of the phone line.
So be good in the chat, and then I'll turn them on, and
when we do Q and A's we'll talk to you on the phone.
GRACE HELBIG: We are going to set up for a round of Shots
'N' Shots with Hannah and Shannon, so grab your own
shots, or popcorn, or whatever, and
we will right back.
You can do this.
BETH HOYT: Just cut to the video.
I don't get it.
So I just want you guys to have fun and just
really go for it.
Let the games begin.
-OK.
-This seems really natural.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-OK.
-[INAUDIBLE] arms.
Only one of them needs to work.
-I've done this once before.

-Do we have any cherry pies in the house?
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah, yeah.
-Wow, I wasn't expecting to have these so quickly.
BETH HOYT: Sure, let's give them 30 seconds to really,
like, get in there.

A heart.
Oh boy, oh god, what is it?
GRACE HELBIG: I don't know.
BETH HOYT: Do you think it's really?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
Ahh, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

Why does this company do this to me?

-Up next is the beautiful Soundlyawake, the beautiful
Daily Grace.

BETH HOYT: I'm prepared.
-All right, here we go.
BETH HOYT: Actually, I think it's going to be delicious.
That's what I'll tell myself.
-All right.
Here we go.
BETH HOYT: Oh man, oh boy.
-This is weirdly sensual, don't you think?
No?
BETH HOYT: No.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Firt seduce, then make out with your hand.
-What?
What do we do?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?

I can't, I can't, I can't.
I have a girlfriend.
She's over here.
-You want to have some real fun?
BETH HOYT: Of course I do.
-That's how we have real fun--
Russian roulette.
BETH HOYT: Oh gosh.
You can't do Russian roulette on YouTube.
-It's a--
guys, have you guys played this?
It's fun.

GRACE HELBIG: Welcome back.
Did you miss us?
We don't care.
Let's play Shots 'N' Shots.

BETH HOYT: This is how it works.
Basically, you throw this ball into that hoop.
You get two chances.
If you miss, you gotta take one of these shots.
HANNAH HART: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: These are-- these are tough shots today.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Last time we did this, you were here--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: And were here.
-Yes.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
GRACE HELBIG: And Nate killed Tyler Oakley.
Oakley.
NATE: Yeah, but you know, you said to fill it with poison,
so I filled it with poison.
BETH HOYT: Nate
GRACE HELBIG: Bad choice.
SHANNON COFFEY: You need to learn how to
take a joke you idiot.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Shannon's [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: I just got cooler than Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Oh no.
BETH HOYT: Nate, we love you.
So, OK, yeah, Hannah--
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Are you guys Hannon?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I'm--
BETH HOYT: Hannon over in this corner.
GRACE HELBIG: They got shipped.
BETH HOYT: So let's describe our shots.
HANNAH HART: I will.
Um, as the resident hot shot, I'm here to-- hey everybody.
BETH HOYT: What up.
HANNAH HART: We're live.
I am here to explain to you what these shots actually are.
First here, we have the Oink Oink, which is a shot composed
of vodka and vegan bacon.
GRACE HELBIG: My favorite.
HANNAH HART: Next, we have In A Pickle, which
is vodka and a pickle.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my gosh.
HANNAH HART: Olive U 4 Ever, a martini kind of thing with
lots of olives in it, yay.
PB and J, it's vodka and a PB and J, guys, so--
BETH HOYT: That's a big one.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, it's big.
BETH HOYT: That's a big chunk of sandwich in there.
HANNAH HART: Oh, and a Shannon finger.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: And last of all, we have the Cinnamon
Challenge, which is whiskey and cinnamon.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: That one sounds delicious.
HANNAH HART: That one sounds really good, actually.
I--
I wouldn't mind taking that.
BETH HOYT: I want that one.
GRACE HELBIG: I know, me too-- everything on that table.
BETH HOYT: So the thing is, they go down-- they go in
order though, so we have-- like, this is first and the
Cinnamon Challenge is last.
HANNAH HART: Oh, really.
BETH HOYT: So you have to do the one--
HANNAH HART: I would like to go forth.
BETH HOYT: You're first, Grace.
Show us how it's done.
HANNAH HART: Yay, Grace.
SHANNON COFFEY: Good luck.
GRACE HELBIG: I stand here?
SHANNON COFFEY: Good luck.
I believe in you.
BETH HOYT: Go Grace, do it, do it, do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Sports, sports, sports.
HANNAH HART: Sports, sports, sports.
BETH HOYT: Wha--
whoa.
PAUL HAMMER: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Yay.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
BETH HOYT: That was amazing.
GRACE HELBIG: When can I take a victory shot?
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: You made it.
You don't have to go again.
GRACE HELBIG: I--
OK.
BETH HOYT: I mean, you can.
Do it again.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, show off.
SHANNON COFFEY: Save yourself now.
Don't do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
Oh no.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: I'll take a shot.
BETH HOYT: Hannah, Hannah.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, do I get to take a shot?
BETH HOYT: No.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, you want this?
BETH HOYT: I can pour you another one, though.
HANNAH HART: You can take it.
GRACE HELBIG: Can I take a shot?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK, you get the Oink Oink.
HANNAH HART: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
BETH HOYT: She's willfully doing it.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, this is a cheers to my mother, who
called me right before this show.
Hi mom.
This is what you created.
HANNAH HART: Oink Oink.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Just so you know, she didn't have to do that and
she chose to.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm gonna vomit.
GRACE HELBIG: Bad choice, y'all, bad choice.
Sometimes in life we make bad choices.
HANNAH HART: Over and over again.

GRACE HELBIG: Hannah, go for it.
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
HANNAH HART: I get two shots.
Sports.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
That was very close.
HANNAH HART: Oops, looks like I'll have to take this shot.
Worst day or best day?
BETH HOYT: Ooh, and eat one pickle.
GRACE HELBIG: You got the easy one.
HANNAH HART: Woo.
I'm alive.
GRACE HELBIG: She's back.
HANNAH HART: Oh, I'm back.
BETH HOYT: That looks good-- yummy, yummy.
HANNAH HART: Yummy, yummy.
SHANNON COFFEY: Good job.
HANNAH HART: OK, all right.
BETH HOYT: Do it, Shannon.
SHANNON COFFEY: Everyone is doing such a great job today.
And then, um, all right.
Let's see.
-Jesus Christ.
BETH HOYT: You get two chances.
Oh gosh.
HANNAH HART: Go Shannon, do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh.
-No, two chances.
HANNAH HART: Two chances-- second ball.
BETH HOYT: That was pretty close.
HANNAH HART: Second chance.
GRACE HELBIG: Underhand.
BETH HOYT: She's grannying it from, like, a foot away.
HANNAH HART: Oh, like Wilt Chamberlain.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I don't want to.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: It's just like a martini.
SHANNON COFFEY: This is the bad one.
HANNAH HART: This is the bad one.
BETH HOYT: Shannon has just told us before the show that
she-- she's not good at shots.
SHANNON COFFEY: I will tell you, like, all my secrets.
So just, like, don't make me do this shot.
HANNAH HART: Oh, I'll tell you all my secrets.
Do whatever you want.
GRACE HELBIG: Give it to the band.
Make the band take a shot.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, she's so gracious.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh my god, what is this one?
SHANNON COFFEY: I've always had such a big crush on you.
I just, like, want to share everything with you.
PAUL HAMMER: That's just a martini.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: The band is great.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
DEIDRE MURO: You should go hald and half.
PAUL HAMMER: Do you want to split it with me?
GRACE HELBIG: Halfsies.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
PAUL HAMMER: At the same time?
Just pour it on our heads.

HANNAH HART: You guys.

Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
-How was it?
BETH HOYT: All right, Paul.
HANNAH HART: Good job, Paul.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a bad choice Paul.
Bad choice.
HANNAH HART: Here, now take a shot.
PAUL HAMMER: It's salty.
-Yeah.
-It's salty.
-Eww.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
DEIDRE MURO: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Could've been everything.
Here you go.
BETH HOYT: OK, there's almost no pressure.
GRACE HELBIG: Go Beth.
SHANNON COFFEY: You're going to have diarrhea.
BETH HOYT: I'm so good at all the games we play.
SHANNON COFFEY: Just FYI.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
BETH HOYT: I never make it, and I did it today.
HANNAH HART: Take a reward shot.
BETH HOYT: I'll take it, because Grace did.
SHANNON COFFEY: You want PB and J?
It's the best one.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: So lucky.
BETH HOYT: I'll take it.
So should I eat the sandwich first?
HANNAH HART: Do it.
Eat the sandwich.
Live while you're young.
BETH HOYT: I think it has to go all in one, right?
SHANNON COFFEY: Be yourself.
HANNAH HART: Live while you're young.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.

HANNAH HART: Oh god, guys, it came apart.
It came apart.
GRACE HELBIG: She's come undone.
Cry face, cry face.
[INAUDIBLE] cry face face project.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: The deal is, it sobers you up.
So you take the shot, and all the-- wow, there was a lot of
vodka in there, surprisingly enough.
Then you get a sandwich to sober you up.
GRACE HELBIG: We have, like, a whole hour
left of live internet.
HANNAH HART: That's amazing.
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh, that was--
HANNAH HART: Hey, we have a whole hour left and we're
almost out of alcohol.
BETH HOYT: Grace--
Grace goes--
GRACE HELBIG: OK, I go, no.
Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that was something.
HANNAH HART: Grace.
BETH HOYT: Goodbye.
HANNAH HART: There you go.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
OK.
BETH HOYT: Say goodbye to me.
HANNAH HART: Go.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Sh-- ugar.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
OK, what's left?
HANNAH HART: Cinnamon whiskey.
SHANNON COFFEY: The Cinnamon Challenge.
OK, this one seems like it should be fine.
HANNAH HART: It should be delicious.
BETH HOYT: It should be delicious.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's a nice shot glass.
GRACE HELBIG: This is great.
Within five minutes mixed vodka and whiskey and fake
bacon and cinnamon.
-Bacon.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, this one is to my father, uh, who also
helped create what is standing virtually in front
of you right now.
-Yeah.
-Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, yeah, OK, so, well--
-That's what friends do.
BETH HOYT: I just smudged it.
I just made it longer.
HANNAH HART: Now you have a beautiful mustache.
It's so beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: These are my friends.
BETH HOYT: That's what makes you beautiful.
HANNAH HART: You look attractive in all ways.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

HANNAH HART: This is what friends do.
This is what friends do.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Here I am, Ms. America.
-OK.
-You're beautiful.
HANNAH HART: That was really great.
BETH HOYT: She deserves that.
OK, that was awesome how we set up the rules, and then we
just, like, drank anyway.
We'll be right back to answer your questions
with a lot of answers.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Yay.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.

-All right you guys.
My Damn Channel is doing fantastic.
But we do need to get a little bit edgier.
Does anybody have any ideas?
-Um, what if we renamed the channel My [BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
Channel?
-Too edgy, a little bit.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh, hey girl.
My name is Tyler Oakley, and you are watching My Damn
Channel Live.

GRACE HELBIG: Hi, guys.
Hannah, Beth, and I are here to get personal with you.
Uh, blah ba blah ba blah ba blah.
Get your questions into Nate.
Also, we are taking live calls today.
The number is below.
BETH HOYT: Yes, and while Nate is gathering--
NATE: Turning on the phone.
BETH HOYT: He's turning it on.
GRACE HELBIG: He's turning on the phone.
BETH HOYT: All right, so Nate's going to be gathering
some comments and, like, holding that
phone till it rings.
And, um, Hannah, tell us about your new project.
HANNAH HART: Ah, well, thank you Beth.
I think I will.
BETH HOYT: I'm so excited.
HANNAH HART: For those of you who may or may not know, I
recently started an Indiegogo campaign at the beginning of
the month to launch Hello Harto, which is a tour,
travel, charity, show.
Ah, we're going to be going across America doing various
volunteer activities along the way, shooting My Drunk
Kitchens in what could potentially be your home.
BETH HOYT: So cool.
DEIDRE MURO: Creating a travel show--
GRACE HELBIG: Baby-proof your homes.
HANNAH HART: It's going to be amazing.
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
GRACE HELBIG: Cheers.
BETH HOYT: Yay.
HANNAH HART: See you soon.
GRACE HELBIG: Where can they go to donate?
This link below, right?
HANNAH HART: Check it out.
It's amazing.
BETH HOYT: That's so exciting.
HANNAH HART: indiegogo.com/helloharto.
BETH HOYT: It's really cool.
It's like--
HANNAH HART: I just love yelling, guys.
BETH HOYT: I like it when you yell.
HANNAH HART: I just love to yell.
That's how you get money from strangers is by yelling.
[DING]
NATE: Yeah, first comment.
It's from LucasKlein.
It says, what are your spirit animals?
BETH HOYT: Oh gosh.
GRACE HELBIG: Jennifer Lawrence.
HANNAH HART: Jennifer Lawrence, if you're watching
this, just know that I would be so good to you, and-- whoa,
everybody's so quiet.
GRACE HELBIG: This is a sincere moment.
BETH HOYT: I was just thinking about her.
GRACE HELBIG: We wanted you to have your moment.
HANNAH HART: Love you, J-La.
GRACE HELBIG: What would be your spirit animals?
BETH HOYT: Uh, I love whippet dogs, but I hear they don't
live very long.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, whippet dogs?
BETH HOYT: But I love them.
The little- the skinny-- yeah, the really-- like, the smaller
than the greyhounds.
I don't know if it's my spirit animal, but I just think
they're really fun.
GRACE HELBIG: I thought they were dogs
that just loved whippets.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, seriously.
Those dogs love drugs.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, have you given a dog a whippet?
That's a fun time.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't.
HANNAH HART: Don't give dogs--
GRACE HELBIG: Sarah McLachlan will get pissed.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, yeah, you don't want to cry over that.
[DING]
NATE: New one.
Ah, MelayhaCarvalho says, twerk off, pretty please.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
Ready, all right, can we get some music?
Guys, can we get some twerk music?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, twerk music.
Oh shit.

BETH HOYT: Nate, twerk it.
HANNAH HART: Can you see our butts?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
NATE: I'm doing it behind the desk.
You can't tell.
GRACE HELBIG: Twerk it.
Twerking so powerfully.
HANNAH HART: Woo.
BETH HOYT: Woo, that was awesome.
GRACE HELBIG: Tell us in the comments who won.
[DING]
NATE: Oh, another comment.
TheMagic0214 says, I'm semi-nervous that the Slip 'N
Slide thing will end in a trip to the emergency room and a
shot of whiskey.
BETH HOYT: That is probably going to happen.
HANNAH HART: Ah, that's, I'm gonna-- you think you're
nervous, kid?
OK, I'm nervous.
We've already been to the emergency
room once this month.
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah's really great at taking people to the
emergency room-- side note.
So it's under her special skills.
HANNAH HART: Hey.
BETH HOYT: So, unless--
HANNAH HART: Again, Jennifer Lawrence.
BETH HOYT: Unless Hannah's the one who wants to go.
Then, good luck.
GRACE HELBIG: Jennifer Lawrence, if
you ever hurt yourself.
HANNAH HART: Jennifer Lawrence, if you need to go to
the emergency room, just let me know, babe.
Just let me know.
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: She's great at driving.
NATE: OK, DreamsDecoded asks, ah, weirded college moment or
weirdest moment with Mamrie Hart?
HANNAH HART: Ooh.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: Did you see us put the balloon
antlers on our heads?
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, wait, wait, excuse me band.
I've got a picture.
BETH HOYT: That was maybe mine.
NATE: Whoa, phone call.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Ooh, we have a phone call.
Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Gonna put this thing on.
GRACE HELBIG: Who's calling?
Who's calling?
BETH HOYT: Oh god.
Did I get it?
GRACE HELBIG: No.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: You rejected it.
HANNAH HART: No.
GRACE HELBIG: You just rejected it.
HANNAH HART: She rejected it.
She did it wrong.
BETH HOYT: It's the same button for
reject and speaker phone.
HANNAH HART: Please call back.
Please call back.
BETH HOYT: So it's very-- it's an old phone.
HANNAH HART: Whoa, Beth, you're not
allowed to touch it.
BETH HOYT: Call back.
HANNAH HART: Call back.
GRACE HELBIG: Please call us back.
BETH HOYT: I know how to do this.
GRACE HELBIG: In the mean time, look.
NATE: Ah, Voltaire--
Voltaire Is A Nazi says, ah, which one of you would win in
a cage match?
HANNAH HART: Oh, Grace stop.
Nobody let Grace move.
GRACE HELBIG: I'm sorry.
HANNAH HART: Nobody let Grace move.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, which one of us would win in a cage match.
Ah, girls should never be tamed.
HANNAH HART: Ooh, don't put me in a cage.
GRACE HELBIG: No, no, no.
BETH HOYT: Um.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, so anyway, probably Hannah.
[DING]
HANNAH HART: I'm a pacifist.
BETH HOYT: She's gonna scamper.
HANNAH HART: Nate.
NATE: Ahh-- that's it.
That's the answer.
LEG says, Grace, ah, what was your fave ever My Damn Channel
Live moment?
Oh my
GRACE HELBIG: Gosh, well here's the--
OK, uh, I love-- this is very-- it's been very
nostalgic here in the studio today, because we have all
these pictures of all of our guests that used to be on the
show with us.
And I was just showing you guys this picture.
This might be my favorite moment.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
GRACE HELBIG: Ah.
HANNAH HART: Ah.
GRACE HELBIG: Is it Mamrie?
BETH HOYT: I got it.
HANNAH HART: OK, don't hit reject.
BETH HOYT: No, the problem is that this reject thing is up
when it's supposed to be speaker phone.
HANNAH HART: Ah.
BETH HOYT: I didn't, I didn't.
I did not push the button.
HANNAH HART: Oh my-- incoming, incoming.
BETH HOYT: I swear I didn't.
OK.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, answer them.
HANNAH HART: I will take care of this.
GRACE HELBIG: It's connected.
HANNAH HART: Hello.
CONNOR: Hello?
HANNAH HART: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Aah.
Who are you?
Oh my gosh, am I really talking to you guys?
HANNAH HART: Oh my gosh is a cool name.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, shh.
What?
CONNOR: Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Hi, who is this?
CONNOR: I'm Connor.
GRACE HELBIG: Hi Connor.
BETH HOYT: Hi Connor.
HANNAH HART: Hi Connor.
GRACE HELBIG: You're live with us on My Damn
Channel Live right now.
CONNOR: Oh my god, wow.
HANNAH HART: This would be the most funny, um,
wrong number ever.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, right?
GRACE HELBIG: Connor, do you have a question for you?
CONNOR: I do.
What is your guys's favorite thing about each other?
GRACE HELBIG: Aww.
HANNAH HART: Aww.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Connor.
Connor.
GRACE HELBIG: Umm, absolutely nothing.
Thank you for calling.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, OK, bye.
GRACE HELBIG: Bye.
HANNAH HART: What?
GRACE HELBIG: That was great.
HANNAH HART: Oh, another thing.
I got it.
GRACE HELBIG: Ahh, wait, don't activate.
Yes, activate.
Oh, and it ended.
HANNAH HART: No, I got it.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: This is-- we just got-- found this
phone at the store.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, hello?
HANNAH HART: Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Call ended.
Incoming.
So many people are calling.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Everything is horrible.
BETH HOYT: Something is happening.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Nate, do you have any comments from the chat?
We can rely on that.
[DING]
NATE: Yeah, I do.
EmilyHolly asks--
HANNAH HART: We got a text.
NATE: What?
We got a text?
GRACE HELBIG: We got a text.
HANNAH HART: It says, does--
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, someone's on the phone.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
-Hello.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah.
HANNAH HART: Ah.
BETH HOYT: Ah, technology.
HANNAH HART: Does Grace have any kids?
GRACE HELBIG: No, thank god, I don't think.
BETH HOYT: Hopefully not.
HANNAH HART: What's your fave moment of--
GRACE HELBIG: One time I ate a burrito and I thought I was
pregnant, and it was--
HANNAH HART: Sean from South Africa.
GRACE HELBIG: South Africa, what are you doing?
HANNAH HART: I'm stealing Nate's job.
I'm sorry, Nate.
NATE: It's OK, no, you're good.
GRACE HELBIG: We have so many text messages.
HANNAH HART: We have so many texts.
We have so many texts.
BETH HOYT: But we also have comments.
NATE: Yeah, we do.
[DING]
NATE: EmilyHolly says--
HANNAH HART: Does Hannah date outside of her race?
NATE: What's your favorite cheesy pickup line?
HANNAH HART: I'm sorry, Nate.
What did you say?
NATE: What's your favorite cheesy pickup line?
HANNAH HART: Cheesy pickup line--
um, was it Gouda for you?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh please.
HANNAH HART: Cheesy pickup line.
BETH HOYT: Wow, Hannah, that was hitting on so many levels.
HANNAH HART: I know, mhmm.
I just--
BETH HOYT: Also because you're like, you know, you're a chef.
That was really just-- blew it out of the water.
HANNAH HART: Thank you.
Is that your favorite thing about me?
Ah, oh yeah, going back to that.
No, it's not my favorite thing.
You have more things about you as a person beyond just, like,
the things you're good at.
GRACE HELBIG: I like your hat.
BETH HOYT: Mhmm.
HANNAH HART: You do like this hat.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I wore it at Carnegie Hall last night.
HANNAH HART: Yeah she did.
Oops, I just dropped a name.
Let me pick that up.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
HANNAH HART: Boom.
BETH HOYT: Oh, we're hearing this.
HANNAH HART: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, something's happening.
We're getting so many text messages.
Someone's on the phone.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
JP: Hello.
HANNAH HART: Hi, is this Connor still?
Yeah, ha, hi, I'm-- my--
I'm JP.
GRACE HELBIG: Hi.
JP: I'm in Santa Barbara right now, but I'm from Long Island.
I just wanted to call you guys.
I can't watch because I'm at work.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: JP from Santa Barbara, originally Long
Island, how are you?
JP: I'm fine, thank you.
Hello everybody.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Hello.
HANNAH HART: Hello.
Call ended.
GRACE HELBIG: No it didn't.
Are you still there--
JP's still there.
HANNAH HART: Oh, sorry, it's-- the phone is
really weird, guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, I because there are other
calls coming in.
BETH HOYT: Don't show JP's number.
We can't.
HANNAH HART: Oh my bad, my bad, just kidding.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, JP, do you have a question for us?
JP: No, but I just wanted to tell Nate to get a passport.
It's definitely worth it.
HANNAH HART: Get a passport.
NATE: OK, all right, I'll get a--
I don't have a passport.
BETH HOYT: Thanks, JP.
You're my favorite.
I talked to you yesterday.
I love you.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, stop stalking.
Just kidding.
BETH HOYT: No, I like him.
GRACE HELBIG: Just kidding, you're sweet.
You give great advice.
Nate, get a passport.
Bye, JP.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: I got it.
GRACE HELBIG: End it.
BETH HOYT: Hannah's like, don't touch it, Beth.
HANNAH HART: Stop touching it.
[DING]
NATE: OK, I got another comment.
It's from LucasKlein.
It says, what is your most embarrassing internet story?
GRACE HELBIG: Most embarrassing internet story.
NATE: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, most embarrassing internet story.
NATE: I could tell you mine.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Nate.
NATE: It's when I got dressed up as a clown and had to dance
while breathing in helium live on this show.
HANNAH HART: Aww yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's one of my favorite
memories of you, Nate.
NATE: I wonder why.
GRACE HELBIG: This show has really taken Nate
from a boy to a man.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's true.
NATE: Or something.
HANNAH HART: Man child Nate.
NATE: Or something.
BETH HOYT: From a clown to a DJ.
GRACE HELBIG: A very, very exploited man.
NATE: Clown to DJ.
GRACE HELBIG: How sweet.
HANNAH HART: And back.
Hello?
CODY: Hello?
HANNAH HART: Who's this?
GRACE HELBIG: Who's this?
CODY: This is Cody, from--
GRACE HELBIG: Hi, Cody.
HANNAH HART: Hi, Cody.
Wow, we're getting a lot of male callers.
I hadn't expected that.
BETH HOYT: It's OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Sorry.
HANNAH HART: What are you-- shut up, guys.
OK, what's up Cody?
CODY: Nothing, I just wanted to know if
Grace will marry me.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, will I marry Cody.
Um, I don't believe in the sanctity of marriage, but
thank you so, so much.
My parents are divorced.
BETH HOYT: Thanks so much for calling, Cody.
HANNAH HART: This isn't therapy, Grace.
Bye, Cody.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, thank you.
BETH HOYT: All right, and that's the end of this Q and
A, but there's going to be so many more, you guys.
We'll be right back.

-I don't drink all the time, like, ahh--
BETH HOYT: I don't drink all the time.
And I don't ever talk like that.
-I gotta do a My Damn Channel show.
I'm gonna drink a lot before I go on camera.
BETH HOYT: No, that's at all how it--
that's not what happens.
Absolutely.
Party.
-Party.

-Just measuring some vodka.
BETH HOYT: I mean, there's no marks on this.
How does that measure?
Yeah, well I put it in my mouth and I drink it and then
I measure it as it's going down.
-It ain't a party till you got Bacardi, am I right?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: I don't wanna get too tipsy.
Oh, that is so refreshing.

Hey, you guys.
We're back and we're doing the Cooking With No Hands tag.

Go.
HANNAH HART: I usually--
stop hitting me, Beth.
I usually cook with no purpose.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, OK, basically,
here's how it works.
One person is the other person's hands.
And today we're making boozy smoothies.
HANNAH HART: Ooh.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, here's how we're going to play.
So I'm going to use, um, Shannon and Hannah to
demonstrate.
HANNAH HART: Booby smoothies.
BETH HOYT: So, like, Shannon, you put your
hands behind your back.
Can you guys see over the blenders?
Can you move over this way?
And then, Hannah is the person behind, and she puts her hands
through these things, these holes here.
And then, she has to put the stuff in the blender and then
make the stuff in the blender, and then put the booze in the
blender, and then get Shannon to drink it.
And the first team to do that wins.
HANNAH HART: Woo.
SHANNON COFFEY: Woo.
BETH HOYT: And apparently Nate has, like,
some surprise twist.
We don't know what it is yet.
NATE: Yes.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Great.
BETH HOYT: All right.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate, what is the evil twist?
HANNAH HART: But you can see over my shoulder.
NATE: You'll have to find out.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
SHANNON COFFEY: I don't like surprises.
HANNAH HART: I love em.
BETH HOYT: OK, so Nate, will you count us down, like, and
count us into it?
HANNAH HART: OK, everybody-- no, stop
it, stop it, cheating.
GRACE HELBIG: You don't use your hands.
SHANNON COFFEY: I was just going to blend my hands off so
that I wouldn't use them.
[DING]
NATE: Get in your ready position.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, we're ready.
NATE: Are you ready?
Are you guys ready?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
NATE: Set--
and go.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, here we go.
Here we go.
BETH HOYT: First of all, take this to
relax, relax and chill.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm going to take the ice.
And I'm going to pick up some bananas.
And I'm going to get the alcohol, because that's the
most important part for me.
HANNAH HART: This is so easy.
You know what's weird is that, this is how--
BETH HOYT: Sorry, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: This is how most of my cooking feels.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm going to put it in the blender, and I'm
going to take a moment to give my friend, who's growing out
of my back--
BETH HOYT: I can't reach the ice.
HANNAH HART: I'm touching Beth's boobs.
BETH HOYT: I can't reach the ice.

GRACE HELBIG: Sabotage.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, no.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: No, that's not fair.
SHANNON COFFEY: Blend, blend, blend.
[DING]
NATE: Surprise challenge.
Put on these and continue.
Put these on.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
SHANNON COFFEY: That's too much.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: No, no, no, it's good.
HANNAH HART: Beth's trying to kill me.
BETH HOYT: No, it's good.
GRACE HELBIG: I can't get it off.
Yay, yay, we did it.
We did it.
We did it.
HANNAH HART: It's not over, ah.
BETH HOYT: We're almost there, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: It's not over.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god, this is, like,
a really good smoothy.
BETH HOYT: I'm going to use a glass like a real lady.
SHANNON COFFEY: Are we all--
GRACE HELBIG: We did it already.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, go home.

HANNAH HART: We won.
BETH HOYT: We won.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm about to use my hands and say, no.
HANNAH HART: It was me and Beth.
Me and Beth won.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't have a cow, man.
HANNAH HART: Mooove over.
BETH HOYT: I think you guys are disqualified, because you
didn't add any yogurt.
GRACE HELBIG: We-- oh, well
SHANNON COFFEY: No, because I sent in an email--
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon has an allergy.
SHANNON COFFEY: Allergy.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I didn't know.
HANNAH HART: Allergies are so cool, man.
Why not brag about it.
GRACE HELBIG: All right, well, OK guys.
All right, so, hey everyone, cheers.
BETH HOYT: No dairy in this one.
Guys, hey, cheers to new things that we will never,
ever do again in our lives.
Yay, just like this next video that I will never do again.
BETH HOYT: Yes, this is-- this is a video maybe
you guys have seen.
Nate's to blame for both of these things.
HANNAH HART: Does anyone else feel both hot and cold?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, we're all having tiny strokes.
Let's relive the horror one more time of this horrible,
horrible day.
HANNAH HART: I love this video.

NATE: They have a haunted house here.
BETH HOYT: Really?
NATE: Yeah, we should go check it out.
BETH HOYT: That-- that sounds great--
Halloween.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I haven't been to one for so long.
Let's do it.
NATE: I'm pretty excited.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
NATE: What?
BETH HOYT: Shut up.
[SCREAM]
GRACE HELBIG: No touching.
Yeah.
NATE: Ahh.
BETH HOYT: [SCREAM]
Stop.
-During the tour, do not touch the set, the props, or our
patients, and they probably won't touch you.
-I'll touch you.
[BANG]
[SCREAM]
GRACE HELBIG: No, no, no, no, no, no.
BETH HOYT: No, this is going to be fun.
OK.
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: No touching.
No touching.
Oh my god.

[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: OK, are you having a good time, Nate?
NATE: I'm having the best time.
GRACE HELBIG: Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, there's something behind us.
BETH HOYT: This is too long-- too silent, too long.
[SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: Holy [BLEEP].
[SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: Oh no, no, no.
GRACE HELBIG: No touching, no touching, no touching.
[SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: Holy [BLEEP].
No, no, no, oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Stop.
BETH HOYT: No, OK.
GRACE HELBIG: I can't tell if my crotch is sweaty or if I
just pissed my pants.
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: No, you need a girlfriend.

Find me on Facebook.
[CHAINSAW]
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: I hope they got those chainsaws at Lowe's.
NATE: Guys, if I know anything about scary movies though,
there's probably, like, a last jump scare move, right?
So--
GRACE HELBIG: Stop, stop stop, go, go, go.
[SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Thank you.
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: That was a [BLEEP]
nightmare.
BETH HOYT: This is all your fault, Nate.
NATE: Guys, let's go again.

BETH HOYT: Hi guys, we're back, and Grace and I have got
Shannon Coffey from Coffey Chat.
GRACE HELBIG: Slam.
SHANNON COFFEY: Hi.
BETH HOYT: Mm, boom.
We'll take all your personal questions.
Nate will filter out the good stuff.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and guys, remember, you can call us.
SHANNON COFFEY: On the phone.
BETH HOYT: It's a very efficient process we have
going here with that phone call.
SHANNON COFFEY: I can't wait to hang up on you guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's all accidental, of course.
Nate, do you have any questions in the chat?
[DING]
NATE: Yeah, PeterPasey says, Grace, how's
your forehead doing?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, do you want to see?
It's been doing really well.
I'll show you guys.
See?
Not too bad.
BETH HOYT: That looks so bad-ass.
It's great.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I feel like I'm a
true MMA fighter now.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you're looking like it.
GRACE HELBIG: All my dreams, thank you.
BETH HOYT: You still got a big bruise on your arm?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah I got a big bruise on my arm, too.
Look at that.
Slam, yeah, Jon Bones Jones right there.
SHANNON COFFEY: You're such a buff, sexy lady.
BETH HOYT: This is Show Off Your Boo-Boos section.
GRACE HELBIG: It's all right, just from dropping elbows.
That's what, you know, so-- so--
BETH HOYT: Just for the [INAUDIBLE].
[DING]
NATE: OK, ah, MeganIsSoAwesomeYes says, what
is the funniest moment on My Damn Channel Live?
GRACE HELBIG: God, there's so many.
SHANNON COFFEY: I think when the cameras are off, like, all
those times you guys are always like, oh, there's
liquid poop coming out of my vagina.
And I'm like, you girls are just, like, so attractive, and
it's so hard not to be in love with you.
BETH HOYT: Mhmm.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's--
SHANNON COFFEY: I always think that's always
the funniest part.
GRACE HELBIG: We are like the cast of Friends.
BETH HOYT: Exactly.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, and I'm always like, blah.
It's just, I mean, it's kind of romantic.
It's weird how you, like-- the cameras turn
off and it's just--
BETH HOYT: And magic happens?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's, like, the moment the
cameras turn off.
BETH HOYT: Right, exactly.
It's like, then it's like, that's the funniest thing.
Yes, Nate.
NATE: OK, ah, Wiber28 says, favorite Honey
Boo Boo family member.
GRACE HELBIG: There's so many.
I gotta say the baby with two thumbs on one hand.
BETH HOYT: For sure, yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: It's real impressive.
That baby--
BETH HOYT: Just think about her career already beginning.
Like, she's got a great life ahead of her, because she's
just born into this-- this stardom.
GRACE HELBIG: Think about her rating movies.
Just think about it.
The possibilities are endless.
No, they're only three-fold.
The end.
BETH HOYT: But she can like really exuberantly.
GRACE HELBIG: She can, like, you can like a movie, but she
can, like, really like a movie.
[DING]
NATE: DRedFounly asks, how often do get
recognized on the street?
BETH HOYT: Like when I see a friend?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, I--
BETH HOYT: Because, like, sometimes--
because sometimes I'm, like, dressed real down.
Like, sometimes I'm really dressed down, down, down, and
then, like, they don't even rec--
I'm like, it's me.
And they're like, oh my god.
Are you going-- where are you-- are you going--
are you OK?
Are you sick?
And I'm like, no.
You know, and anyway, but then--
so that happens.
It's like 50-50.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I've gotten recognized twice as the
girl that was in that episode of My Drunk Kitchen.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Aw.
GRACE HELBIG: It's been real fun.
BETH HOYT: Mhmm.
SHANNON COFFEY: I got recognized
at the grocery store.
And it was really--
I felt really bad, because it was after I
was telling the lady--
she was like, why are you holding back all the soaps.
And I was like, because you bag them with my food and it
makes me feel bad.
And it's always like, oh, Shannon, are
you being a bad person?
And I was like, ahh, yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh no.
SHANNON COFFEY: But that woman deserved it.
GRACE HELBIG: She did.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, OK, AlexaRossellini says, favorite thing to happen
so far this year.
Oh, I should have made a list of all
these things for these--
there's so many good things.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh man, what about that--
I really liked that One Direction Kiss You video.
I really liked when Hannah broke up.
Oh my god, that was, like, important to me.
I was like, I knew it was fake.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, it was.
SHANNON COFFEY: Because it was fake.
Call Harry Styles up right now.
Don't we have a connection?
GRACE HELBIG: Can he call us right now?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, can he call-- is he calling in?
SHANNON COFFEY: Can someone ask him to call us?
BETH HOYT: Is that-- did I hang up on Harry?
GRACE HELBIG: He's got a third nipple.
SHANNON COFFEY: He has four nipples.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
Oh my god.
SHANNON COFFEY: Four nipples.
BETH HOYT: If he and the Honey Boo Boo child with three
thumbs had a child, how many-- how much extra
shit would be happening?
SHANNON COFFEY: It would just be nipples coming out of--
BETH HOYT: There'd be, like, an extra eyeball.
GRACE HELBIG: Nipples and thumbs.
Nipples and thumbs.
BETH HOYT: Nipples and Thumbs would be the
name of their band.
NATE: GeeYouNice says, any Valentine's Day plans?
BETH HOYT: Hmm.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Crying alone in the dark.
BETH HOYT: Eating-- yeah, eating some candy chocolates.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, I'm going to be making spaghetti
and just wrapping [INAUDIBLE] in it.
GRACE HELBIG: Hey.
BETH HOYT: Aww.
GRACE HELBIG: What do cats love more than sleeping?
Being wrapped in spaghetti.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wah, wah, wah, wah.
[DING]
NATE: Special guest alert.
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: It's Jon Friedman.
JON FRIEDMAN: It's me.
I'm here.
I made it.
SHANNON COFFEY: So surprised.
GRACE HELBIG: We're so excited.
BETH HOYT: It's Jon Friedman of The Jon
Friedman Internet Program.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Thank you for being here, Jon.
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm the guy who wastes four seconds of
everyone's time.
SHANNON COFFEY: Let's all touch you.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, let's all.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, you're real.
You're real.
You're a real person.
Hi Jon.
JON FRIEDMAN: Hey guys.
BETH HOYT: Jon also's the producer of Guy Code.
So how do you feel being around these ladies?
Is this, like, do you know-- are you going go back--
SHANNON COFFEY: Do you get our code?
Do you get this code?
JON FRIEDMAN: I know a lot of things.
I know the code for standing next to three ladies, which is
hands-- hands on the table.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't touch your penis.
BETH HOYT: You touched all of us earlier,
before you did that.
JON FRIEDMAN: I did, but it was very gentle.
BETH HOYT: OK, it was.
It was--
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes, very gentle.
BETH HOYT: Just a slight bruise.
GRACE HELBIG: It's like, um, when you--
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: When you-- when you--
yeah, when you pet a-- it's like in kindergarten, when
they teach you to pet animals--
two fingers, two fingers.
BETH HOYT: I never learned that.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: That's not a thing.
GRACE HELBIG: That's not a thing?
So, dear Mrs. Horn, um, what were you teaching us?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Yeah, I know, there's lots--
there's a lot going on.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yeah, it's, like, even cooler in person.
GRACE HELBIG: It's-- ah yeah, have you--
you've been here before.
JON FRIEDMAN: No, I wait until a hiatus comes.
Then I show up.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Jon comes last-minute and saves the day.
JON FRIEDMAN: And here I am.
GRACE HELBIG: He's a human Hail Mary play.
BETH HOYT: It's so weird, because it's
like you've been here.
Because we play your shows and we love them.
[DING]
NATE: Another comment-- it's from [INAUDIBLE].
It says, Shannon how much coffee is too much coffee?
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: Um, there is no such
thing as too much coffee.
I'm offended by the question.
And you know what?
I'm just going to be like, ahh.
No, there's-- you guys, drink coffee.
Drink coffee as much as possible.
GRACE HELBIG: I don't know if you guys-- the ground just
shook when she did that.
SHANNON COFFEY: You know, if-- if your parent is telling you
not to drink coffee, I mean, just be like, ahh.
You don't know me, obviously.
And you didn't live your life, so don't try to hold me back
and then go out and be like, where's Harry Styles?
And you find his body, and you lick all of his nipples.
And if you see Jon-- if you see Jon on the street, you
lick his nipples, too.
BETH HOYT: The problem is that when you drink so much coffee,
your mouth gets dryer.
So, like, you just-- you need it--
GRACE HELBIG: Are you a coffee drinker?
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes.
It's two.
GRACE HELBIG: How do you like your coffee?
JON FRIEDMAN: I drink it black.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
JON FRIEDMAN: It's quick and easy.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow, wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: Now, across the board, do you love
everything to be quick and easy?
Guy Code.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes, I do actually.
Oh, you guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: Guy Code.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

[DING]
NATE: I got a comment.
FionaSmith says, what do you miss most about 2012?
GRACE HELBIG: Jon, field this first.
JON FRIEDMAN: That's a good question.
GRACE HELBIG: Chivalry's not dead.
JON FRIEDMAN: I miss Thanksgiving.
That Thanksgiving was fun.
And I also miss my mom and dad.
Hey.
SHANNON COFFEY: Did they not make it to 2013?
JON FRIEDMAN: I just haven't seen them in 2013.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, where are they from?
JON FRIEDMAN: New York--
I'm from New York.
GRACE HELBIG: Do you know that there's a phone number.
They can call in and talk to you now.
NATE: She could call you if she wants.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Would you like to say something to your
parents right now that are watching?
JON FRIEDMAN: I miss you so much.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: God, Jon.
This is all part of Guy Code by the way, right?
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes, you can see why I work on Guy Code.
I'm the manliest of men.
GRACE HELBIG: He's doing the sensitive neg.
[DING]
NATE: OK, ItsNotFebruary asked, do you have any tips on
balancing passion and practicality?
GRACE HELBIG: Jon.
JON FRIEDMAN: Do I have any--
I was still thinking of what I missed in 2012.
What was--
GRACE HELBIG: Do you have any tips on balancing passion and
practicality?
JON FRIEDMAN: No.
BETH HOYT: Are you-- are you-- are you just-- you're good at
it, or you're currently struggling with it?
GRACE HELBIG: Use butter as lube.
JON FRIEDMAN: It comes and goes in waves.
SHANNON COFFEY: That works.
Don't use mayonnaise.
Someone in my high school used mayonnaise and she passed out
in class because she got, like, some
weird, horrible poisoning.
And you don't want to see that.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: I don't even want to hear about that.
NATE: I have a new comment.
JonathanJ says, which are your guys' favorite horror movies?
GRACE HELBIG: That clip that we just played.
BETH HOYT: I really loved "The Cabin in the Woods." For
reals, I loved that movie.
Because it was, like, kind of not a horror movie.
[PHONE RINGING]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, is that our phone?
NATE: These are text messages.
There are 124 unread text messages.
[INAUDIBLE] a ring.
GRACE HELBIG: We don't have a huge data plan on that phone.
Stop.
[PHONE RINGING]
BETH HOYT: Oh god, this is for real.
Jon, are you excited?
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm very-- is it my mom?
BETH HOYT: Maybe it's your mom.
GRACE HELBIG: Answer.
And then-- hello.
BETH HOYT: And then, the problem is it says reject when
you push speaker.
Hello, you're talking to us on My Damn Channel.
How are you doing?
Who are you?
OK, hold on one second.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, it's not on speaker.
Hold on, we gotta figure this out.
This is speaker here.
BETH HOYT: See, it's that button, but then you hit---
but then it says reject.
GRACE HELBIG: And I undid it.
I'm so sorry.
But maybe it's the--
BETH HOYT: If anyone who has a phone from 1996 and can tell
us how to deal with the fact that it says--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

HANNAH HART: You push the green button.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, but then, how do you get it on speaker?
HANNAH HART: Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Hello.
GRACE HELBIG: Not on speaker.
HANNAH HART: Hi--
I understand.
I need you to calm down.
You need to calm down.
GRACE HELBIG: This is exactly what happened
when I broke my hip.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, no, I was like, don't fall
asleep on the couch.
OK, you guys talk amongst yourselves.
I will be the phone navigator.
BETH HOYT: OK, Hannah, you just-- you just crouch down in
front there.
HANNAH HART: OK, favorite position.
BETH HOYT: Do you want some?
I'm not sick.
JON FRIEDMAN: What's in it?
BETH HOYT: Rum.
I think I put a little beer in mine.
There's yogurt and fruit.
It's good for you, and it'll give you a
good afternoon kick.
JON FRIEDMAN: I don't really, um, have dairy,
because of my tummy.
NATE: PartyPoison says, any tips for going to New York
City for the first time ever?
GRACE HELBIG: Ooh, wear a diaphragm.
BETH HOYT: I--
I don't know.
I don't-- that's not one of my tips, I don't think.
They'll just make you feel--
I don't know.
But it will make you feel protected all the time.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, you'll just feel safe.
BETH HOYT: I think, um, don't be afraid of Brooklyn, because
I love Brooklyn.
And everyone seems to come to New York and thinks that,
like, they should just go to Times Square.
But Times Square is kind of hell.
So you should go to Brooklyn.
JON FRIEDMAN: Don't go to Times Square at all.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't go--
I would never go to Times Square.
It's a horrible place.
I mean, if you've never-- if you've never seen it, go for
like five minutes, give yourself the opportunity to
look at it and be like, oh, cool.
And then get the F out of there.
Yeah, it's real bad.
BETH HOYT: OK, one more comment, Nate?
[DING]
NATE: Sure, ah, I'm--
I don't know how to read that name.
DrMuskaliva says, what should Kimye name their child?
[PHONE RINGING]
HANNAH HART: Just kidding.
NATE: Oh, there's a phone call.
GRACE HELBIG: So we have a phone call, maybe.
BETH HOYT: Hannah, work it up.
HANNAH HART: Maybe.
Hello?
Stop it.
BETH HOYT: Oh, see.
It's harder-- it's harder than it looks, right?
HANNAH HART: Shut up.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, what should Kimye name her baby?
HANNAH HART: Hello.
JON FRIEDMAN: Kevin.
BETH HOYT: That's a great--
I think they should do something normal.
JON FRIEDMAN: Kevin.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, very normal.
GRACE HELBIG: Keep the K's going, yeah.
HANNAH HART: Hi, hi, good to talk with you.
No, it's just us.
GRACE HELBIG: You wanna take that outside?
HANNAH HART: What's your name?
GRACE HELBIG: It's very rude to talk on the phone.
BETH HOYT: This is what Hannah's tour
is going to be like.
It's going to be very personal and private, and, like, one on
one with Hannah.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, I think Kimye-- yeah, I think Kevin's
a great name for Kimye's child, boy or girl.
BETH HOYT: I like that a lot.
GRACE HELBIG: Kevin is very--
JON FRIEDMAN: Or Larry.
GRACE HELBIG: From what?
JON FRIEDMAN: Larry.
GRACE HELBIG: Larry.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, like Larry Stylinson.
It's real.
It's real.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's very unisexual.
BETH HOYT: So, before we go into our next video, which is,
um, some of your videos, we would love to, like, can we
sing your theme song together?
Can we do that?
GRACE HELBIG: This is a very musical episode.
JON FRIEDMAN: You guys can sing, sure.
BETH HOYT: You can just like-- you can be--
you can be demure.
JON FRIEDMAN: Oh wait, can I-- can I, like, give a plug to
who actually does that theme song?
Because most of the comments on it are like, we love the
theme song.
And I'm like, OK that's cool.
GRACE HELBIG: Hate the content, love the song.
JON FRIEDMAN: But yes, it's, ah-- the theme song is very
cool and I'm glad you like it.
It's almost too catchy.
She almost did too good of a job.
But her name is Erin of Erin and her Cello.
So look her up.
She has a website.
Erin and her Cello.
BETH HOYT: That's a great name.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yeah, she has an album and everything, so you
really should check it out.
GRACE HELBIG: Sweet, and now to ruin Erin's wonderful song,
let's all sing it together.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm going to watch you guys do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
[SINGING - "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM THEME SONG"]

[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

GOD: No, no, no, that's not for you.

I mean, I guess, if you want.
[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

ANDREW W.K.: Hello, my name is Andrew W.K., and you're
watching My Damn Channel Live.
Cheers, and party hard.
[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

NICOLAS CAGE: OK, sure.
[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

YVETTE NICOLE BROWN: Hi, it's Yvette Nicole Brown and you're
watching My Damn Channel Live.

HANNAH HART: Your tap water looks weird.
BETH HOYT: Hi guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Welcome back to My Damn Channel Live.
You're just in time for our Auction Swap.
BETH HOYT: Can we get an Auction Swap something?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, get some-- wait, yeah, let's
get some more band.
More band.
GRACE HELBIG: Band.
You're just in time for our Auction Swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SHANNON COFFEY: Woo.
BETH HOYT: God, yeah, that sounds good.
HANNAH HART: Hey, wait.
I've always--
I've always wanted to do this.
Um, I'm going to say, we're going to Hawaii.
And then you guys react with a, like a, wah wah.
Hey guys, we're gonna go on a trip to Hawaii.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: That was--
HANNAH HART: Doesn't that make it more real?
BETH HOYT: That took me there.
HANNAH HART: We're really going.
GRACE HELBIG: I really, really felt connected to that.
We all got lei-ed.
HANNAH HART: We're connected to the island.
BETH HOYT: Now I'm back in New York City.
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, back to our Auction Swap.
We are each putting up for the bidding one of our most
precious My Damn Channel Live items to swap for
something of yours.
HANNAH HART: I'm putting up Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: No, ahh.
HANNAH HART: Yay, look, she's got-- she's got a pretty hat.
She's very strong.
And she can lift bottles.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, she handles the bruise.
I mean, she doesn't even complain about it.
So, like, say we're going to offer Grace.
Then you guys offer something that you want to swap her for.
So you write a comment that says, swapping for grace,
like, some item, like a pen that has 10 colors.
And we'd be like, those pens are awesome.
I haven't had one of those pens in forever.
And then, we'd mail Grace to you if we swapped it.
GRACE HELBIG: But what if it's not me?
What if we can just send Nate?
BETH HOYT: Oh, or we could-- we could swap out Nate, too.
NATE: I mean, I'd like to go somewhere new, but I gotta--
I got the gavel.
I gotta do this for you.
HANNAH HART: Excuses, excuses.
BETH HOYT: No, we need him.
We need him.
GRACE HELBIG: No need to be so judge-y.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
HANNAH HART: Pssh.
GRACE HELBIG: Can't help it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Can we get a bad joke, ah--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Been hangin' out with [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Yeah, all right, we might need to keep that handy.
SHANNON COFFEY: That was a very respectful bad joke song.
BETH HOYT: So you guys, make sure that you know whose item
you want to swap for.
So say the name of the item in your comment.
Shannon, you're up first.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK, guys.
Lot number one, I'm going to check out for a second.
I got a photo of my cat Katchoo.
HANNAH HART: God bless you.
SHANNON COFFEY: There you go.
Thanks.
You should watch Coffey Chat.

No, this is my cat.
So you know, guys, he has a very sexy body.
You can see he crosses his arm.
And he's in an actual human bed there, so you can put
whatever dirty thoughts you want into this photograph.
Now who wants to swap-a-swap this?
BETH HOYT: And this frame was very expensive, am I right?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, this was actually hand made by little,
tiny children all over the universe.
And, you know, they-- all of them are dead now.
Ah, they-- they are gone in 2012.
GRACE HELBIG: But this frame will live forever.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, SammyHope says, I'll swap Shannon's
picture for my homework.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, what kind of homework?
I need, like, the deets.
HANNAH HART: I can't do long division.
BETH HOYT: Mhmm, I do miss homework, though.
Like, doing something and knowing that it's done
at the end of it.
That feels good.
I miss those days.
GRACE HELBIG: Very satisfying.
SHANNON COFFEY: Is it handwritten?
Like, is there notes?
GRACE HELBIG: Is it-- what was your best subject in school?
SHANNON COFFEY: Um, I was, like, good at everything.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[DING]
NATE: DanielFlora says, mus-- shh, DanielFlora says,
mustache key chain--
mustache key chain for picture.
GRACE HELBIG: A mustache key chain.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh man, I don't know.
I have so much hair.
Um, ah, OK, so now I choose.
OK, um, ah, I want--
I want the homework.
GRACE HELBIG: Play it.
BETH HOYT: She wants the homework.
NATE: Homework?
OK-- once, twice--
that's a swap.
BETH HOYT: It's a swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SHANNON COFFEY: I have homework.
I have homework.
GRACE HELBIG: And you've got a pussy.
BETH HOYT: Oh, all right, so we're going to mail this to
you, and you're going to get the homework.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, should we all lick this
before we send it?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, flu season.

BETH HOYT: All right, we'll mail it to you, OK.
Hannah's up next.
HANNAH HART: Man, um, you gotta get in the right frame
of mind for that one.
BETH HOYT: Can we hear it--
the bad joke.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HANNAH HART: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She's saying, bad joke, but she means, best joke.
Best joke.
BETH HOYT: All right, Hannah's up next.
SHANNON COFFEY: Speech impediment.
BETH HOYT: Oh, did I say bad?
I meant-- no, I meant bad.
HANNAH HART: Oh no, these are the shot glasses
from Shots 'N' Shots.
Look at them, they're-- look at them.
They love each other.
You can't find me.
You don't know where I am.
I love you.
I love you.
SHANNON COFFEY: They have all--
we've all touched those.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, we will not wash those before we mail
those to you.
GRACE HELBIG: So you can--
HANNAH HART: They smell really weird.
BETH HOYT: Then, they probably had--
this one I think had the peanut butter and jelly.
HANNAH HART: They smell really weird.
BETH HOYT: It smells like me.
GRACE HELBIG: One bacon.
BETH HOYT: And this one smells good.
GRACE HELBIG: That must be me.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, LizLewis says, I'll swap anything for one of my
senior photos from 2010.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, does-- is there a rose in the photo?
HANNAH HART: Are you wearing a faux pearl necklace?
BETH HOYT: I want to know if there's a one of these.
Because I have one of those.
HANNAH HART: You look like-- you look like if Kate McKinnon
and Claire Danes had a baby.
BETH HOYT: Shut up.
GRACE HELBIG: You do.
BETH HOYT: OK, and the baby just cries nonstop?
GRACE HELBIG: Do you want to swap for that, or do you want
to hold out for something else?
HANNAH HART: Mm, let's hear one more.
[DING]
NATE: OK, um, MusicalFreakShow says, ah, swapping my sonic
screwdriver key chain for Hannah's shot glasses.
SHANNON COFFEY: Whoa, whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: It sounds like--
BETH HOYT: She wants it.
HANNAH HART: I want it so much.
BETH HOYT: It's a swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NATE: That's a swap.

SHANNON COFFEY: I got gypped.
I got gypped.
I got homework.
What?
BETH HOYT: No-- no take-backs, no take-backs.
In lot number three, fresh from the
Atlantic, it's my lobster.
HANNAH HART: Whoa.
BETH HOYT: I'm offering this up to you guys.
It is-- her name is Robin.
You can name her whenever you want, but just call her Robin
once in a while so she remembers me.
Um, it's a magnet also.
And it makes a lot of noise and it can scare people, but
it's also just kind of pretty cheap.
But, like, it's still special, because it's
been on so many episodes.
HANNAH HART: Stop describing Grace.
BETH HOYT: Aww.

GRACE HELBIG: Does-- how many bruises does
it have right now?
BETH HOYT: It has one, two-- it has all these
bruises on its back.
HANNAH HART: Special but cheap.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah, Nate.
NATE: Ah, PandaPen says they-- ah, yeah--
SharpieConclusion says panda pen for lobster.
BETH HOYT: Panda pen?
HANNAH HART: Pandamonium, this is causing.
BETH HOYT: What's a p--
I love pens.
HANNAH HART: Bear with me.
BETH HOYT: Is it-- does the panda pen have 10 colors?
Or does it have a panda that, when you turn it upside down,
it ta-- it loses its bikini?
SHANNON COFFEY: That's inappropriate.
BETH HOYT: No, I want it.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't sexualize animals.
HANNAH HART: Tell me more about this panda pen.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I watch Shaws of Sunset.
MJ hates when you sexualize animals.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yup.
BETH HOYT: I want a panda in a bikini that comes on and off.
If it's that--
[DING]
NATE: OK, well then, AlejandroMadrigal says, I'll
trade the lobster for a figurine shaped like a green
dog wearing orange shades.
He's really cool and also a bank.
BETH HOYT: It sounds like it's sexualizing
animals and I want it.
I want that sexy dog.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, it's a swap.
BETH HOYT: It's a swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HANNAH HART: I am so happy right now.
La, la, la, we're all friends.

Just kidding, it's the end of the world.
BETH HOYT: All right, next up.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, ah, lastly is, ah, in lot four--
my bell, which Nate does need to use for
the rest of the show.
But I will mail it to whoever gives me the best bid as soon
as this show is over.
HANNAH HART: How does it work?
GRACE HELBIG: I promise.
Nate, demonstrate.
[DING]
NATE: It works.
BETH HOYT: OK, now who wants to swap for that bell, and
what will you swap me?
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
That bell.
SHANNON COFFEY: I want to swap it for that homework I got.
HANNAH HART: You can ring my bell.
BETH HOYT: This is what adoption feels like.
HANNAH HART: This is not how adoption works.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, Strong003 says, I'll swap a strobe light ice cube
for Grace's bell.
SHANNON COFFEY: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: I don't know.
BETH HOYT: Those words don't belong together.
GRACE HELBIG: That's my safe word, actually.
BETH HOYT: Strobe light ice cube?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Strobe light ice cube.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, um, I want--
I want--
I want options.
I want one more.
I don't settle, is what I've been told in my life.
BETH HOYT: Wait, does that mean that you put it-- you
can, like, have it in your drink and,
like, some sort of--
HANNAH HART: Ring my bell.
GRACE HELBIG: Because that's going to encourage me to drink
more than I already do.
BETH HOYT: That's true.
GRACE HELBIG: I'll be like, every drink's a party.
[DING]
NATE: WhereForTheSwing says, I'll swap a giant rubber duck
for the bell.
GRACE HELBIG: I want the--
I want a giant rubber duck.
I want a giant rubber duck.
HANNAH HART: She wants it so bad.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
BETH HOYT: Bath toys-- it's a swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Wow, I'm feeling crazy.
I have a crazy idea.
How about we call Dan and Phil from "Super Amazing Project."
SHANNON COFFEY: Ahh, no, no, oh my god, don't, don't, no.
HANNAH HART: Stop it.
GRACE HELBIG: I peed, I peed, and I peed again.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: The Slip 'N Slide will cover that up.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I can't.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, it's them.
[SCREAMING]
HANNAH HART: Be cool, be cool, be cool.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

OK, you guys--
OK, you guys look great, first of all.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you so much for being here.
Um, I like that you have coordinated your bang parts so
that they connect in the middle.
Um, how-- how are you?
PHIL: Good.
DAN: Good.
PHIL: We're cold.
England is cold.
GRACE HELBIG: It's also cold in New York.
HANNAH HART: It is.
SHANNON COFFEY: Are you guys gonna do--
DAN: We're on the same place, aren't we,
New York and England--
weather-wise.
PHIL: We have snow.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wow.
HANNAH HART: High five.
GRACE HELBIG: High five.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Touch us, touch us.
OK, so, ah, what have you been up to today?
Any highlights?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, what's your day been like?
What did you guys have for lunch?
PHIL: What's going on?
DAN: Just, [INAUDIBLE] all day.
PHIL: I got chased by a dog.
BETH HOYT: More, more, more.
Tell us more.
GRACE HELBIG: Did you kill it?
BETH HOYT: Was he wearing sunglasses?
PHIL: An angry dog--
DAN: Did you kill the [INAUDIBLE]?
PHIL: No, I didn't--
I didn't kill it.
DAN: He's lying.
He killed it.
GRACE HELBIG: I can kill it for you if you need me to.
PHIL: Thanks.
GRACE HELBIG: You're welcome.
HANNAH HART: Ha, you're welcome.
BETH HOYT: Are you OK-- so nothing hap-- did he-- he
didn't catch you?
PHIL: No, he didn't catch me.
I'm quite free.
DAN: Unfortunately.
GRACE HELBIG: You're so brave.
PHIL: I burned my hand on the oven.
HANNAH HART: Oh no.
BETH HOYT: So did I, so did I, so did I.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, marry each other.
SHANNON COFFEY: I looked away for a second.
When I looked back, I didn't know what that was.
I thought that was a butt hole.
I thought that was a butt hole.
DAN: You're out of control, Phil.
[INAUDIBLE].
PHIL: I know.
HANNAH HART: Out of control-- stop [INAUDIBLE] bubbles.
GRACE HELBIG: Um, ah, what are your plans for
the next few days?
PHIL: Um--
HANNAH HART: Hanging out.
PHIL: We have got a radio show.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes you do.
You have a new radio show.
BETH HOYT: On the BBC, that's so cool.
Congratulations.
DAN: [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: What?
DAN: That's exciting.
GRACE HELBIG: When--
OK, tell us about the radio show.
What is it going to be, exactly?
PHIL: Ah, it means people can make their own music videos,
because it's all on video.
DAN: So it's like a TV show, but not, because radio's
[INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, it's a video radio show?
PHIL: Yeah.
DAN: How futuristic is that?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
DAN: This is life on the internet.
BETH HOYT: That's so cool.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: That's-- my mind melted and, oh--
HANNAH HART: Um, Dan and--
Dan and Phil, um, I'm just--
I just think you guys are both just so good.
You're both so good and great at what you do.
BETH HOYT: I think so, too.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, I agree also.
HANNAH HART: I just want you to-- no, I just
want to know that.
BETH HOYT: Don't swat flies.
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, I have a question.
When can we listen to your radio show?
When can we listen-watch?
PHIL: He touched me-- in a good way.
GRACE HELBIG: Do you guys--
When can we listen with our eyes to your radio show?
DAN: Sunday from 7:00 till 9:00.
GRACE HELBIG: 7:00 till 9:00-- is that UK time?
DAN: That's England time, which is--
GRACE HELBIG: OK, so someone do math.
BETH HOYT: That's--
HANNAH HART: Eight hours.
GRACE HELBIG: They're five hours ahead of us.
PHIL: Five hours different from New York, isn't it?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[DING]
NATE: All right, just somebody said, [INAUDIBLE]
said, Dan and Phil, you made my sick day
today so much better.
I watched your videos all day long.
PHIL: Oh, I hope you get better soon.
DAN: Yes, I hope [INAUDIBLE].
PHIL: I've still been wearing my Christmas jumper so I don't
get sick outside.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Ahh, my god.
HANNAH HART: Do you guys ever just wake up
and be like, man--
GRACE HELBIG: We're great.
HANNAH HART: So great.
We're so great.
BETH HOYT: Does that happen?
Does that happen?
Or are you not morning people?

GRACE HELBIG: So confused.
Um, ah, so anyone else have some
questions for Dan and Phil?
BETH HOYT: Nate, do you have any questions in the chat?
This is, like, so many-- so much technology going on,
especially us talking to you about your new radio show
that's going to be also video.
Just, like, the levels that we're achieving right now is
phenomenal.
[DING]
NATE: OK, DrMuskaliva says, favorite YouTubers.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, OK, Dan and Phil, do you have
any favorite YouTubers?
DAN: Um, CommunityChannel.
GRACE HELBIG: CommunityChannel.
PHIL: I still really like [INAUDIBLE].
DAN: Are you?
Are you happy because [INAUDIBLE].
PHIL: Yes, [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: [INAUDIBLE]--
two boys supporting two other boys.
PHIL: My guinea pig really likes DailyGrace.
HANNAH HART: Aww.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
DAN: It's not real, guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: I think they're sexualizing that
guinea pig.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, you know what I just bought on
Etsy-- and this might offend you, because that's a human,
ah, a real, live guinea pig.
BETH HOYT: That's a human guinea pig.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

HANNAH HART: I want to put my finger in it.
GRACE HELBIG: No, that's so funny, because--
DAN: Is this an R-rated show?
Sorry, I don't know.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, no guys, listen.
You guys just, ah, you guys, I bought off of Etsy a guinea
pig butt hole taxidermy.
HANNAH HART: She did, I saw it.
PHIL: What?
HANNAH HART: It was so--
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, it's the bottom half of a-- a guinea
pig, and it's taxidermied and put on a plaque.
And it just shows its--
PHIL: What are you going to do with that?
GRACE HELBIG: I'm gonna-- it's art.
Dan, it is art.
HANNAH HART: It's entrancing.
Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's also my safe word.
[DING]
NATE: I got another question.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate has a question.
NATE: Ah, [INAUDIBLE]
says, Dan and Phil, have you ever been to Canada yet?
If not, you have to come.
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever been to Canada?
PHIL: I haven't, but if I do, I want to ride a moose.
GRACE HELBIG: A moose?
PHIL: And I hear they have milk in bags.
DAN: Is that racist?
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
Isn't that-- isn't that smart though?
It saves on space.
HANNAH HART: Nah you can't be racist against Canadians.
They just take it in good humour.
GRACE HELBIG: They're great.
I mean, look at Celine Dion.
She's a shining beacon of light.
[DING]
HANNAH HART: What?
NATE: [INAUDIBLE] says, if you were an animal,
what would you be?
GRACE HELBIG: I'd be a gerbil's butt hole.
PHIL: I'd be half shark, half eagle.
DAN: A sheagle.
PHIL: A sheagle.
GRACE HELBIG: Half giraffe, half eagle.
DAN: I'd just be a cat.
Because, I mean, all they-- they just get [INAUDIBLE].
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: Katchoo.
SHANNON COFFEY: You can take Katchoo.
BETH HOYT: Cat lover.
GRACE HELBIG: No, you've already promised
it to someone else.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I'm going to give this to you.
GRACE HELBIG: I would--
I'd be a sea otter.
They have the best time.
[DING]
NATE: Another comment.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate's got another comment.
HannahStar07 says, Dan and Phil, have you been to Wales,
or can you speak any Welsh?
DAN: I can't speak any Welsh.
I've been to Wales.
It's like England, but across a bridge.
[INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: Sounds perfect.
PHIL: They say it-- they say it like, "Way-ul."
DAN: You're just a non-stop racist.
PHIL: I know it, I'm sorry.
GRACE HELBIG: You just offended a whole nation.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GRACE HELBIG: Save-- um, do people in Wales have those
bumper stickers that say, save the whales?
HANNAH HART: They're called the Welsh.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, ReganMarie says, favorite song?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, favorite song.
DAN: Favorite song [INAUDIBLE].
PHIL: I thought you said, favorite sock.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't do that.
There's a web-- there's a website called Wikifeet.
BETH HOYT: Ooh, you're in it now.
You're done.
DAN: --these stupid questions, like, what's your favorite
film of all time ever?
So I don't know.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, so what are-- what are--
OK, so if you-- here's the question then.
If you turned, ah, your iPod on, or your iPhone, what's
that first song you'd want to listen to?
PHIL: Oh, uh, I like the theme music to "True Blood."
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, I love that, too.
I have that on mine, too.
That's good.
It's very sexy.
HANNAH HART: "True Blood" is great.
DAN: I have K-pop my phone, because I'm just so cool.
PHIL: You have [INAUDIBLE] on your phone?
DAN: [INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART: You have K-pop on your phone?
You're-- you-- you could be a K-pop star, Dan.
You have great hair.
Ah, you could really just be, like, you know.
GRACE HELBIG: You could do anything with that hair.
HANNAH HART: You can do anything you want, Dan.
BETH HOYT: It's true.
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever thought
of running for president?
DAN: I could become president of Korea.
[DING]
NATE: I have another comment.
It's from LucyMichenXO It says, what is
your favorite candy?
BETH HOYT: Ooh, I love this question.
DAN: Favorite American candy is Sour Patch Kids.
PHIL: Sour Patch Kids.
GRACE HELBIG: Sour Patch Kids, oh.
HANNAH HART: Sour Patch Kids.
DAN: [INAUDIBLE]
seriously, ain't nobody got time for that.
We have these things called [INAUDIBLE] in England, which
basically like [INAUDIBLE]
taste like crap, and then [INAUDIBLE].
PHIL: Like fizzy, little butt holes.
Very good.
GRACE HELBIG: Fizzy, excuse me-- fizzy butt holes?
HANNAH HART: Fizzy, little butt holes, is what he said.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Have you found our hidden word for the day, kids?
You at home, do you know what it is yet?
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, you're-- you're not into chocolate?
PHIL: Chocolate?
I don't like American chocolate, I'm sorry.
GRACE HELBIG: You don't?
What's the difference between American and UK chocolate?
DAN: It tastes like, it's just worse.
BETH HOYT: You guys do have great chocolate.
Because you have the Cadbury-- the eggs.
PHIL: Hershey's.
DAN: Hershey's tastes like, uh--
PHIL: Sand.
DAN: Sand, there you go.
[INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: Well, Dan and Phil, ah, we've learned so
much about you today.
Thank you so, so much for Skype-ing with us.
BETH HOYT: This was so cool.
Thank you for joining us.
Have a good show.
SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: We love you.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Yeah, and we'll watch your show on Sunday.
GRACE HELBIG: Bye, guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: Keep those butt holes alive.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, woo hoo.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: That was beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's all just take a second to breath in.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, later.
BETH HOYT: That was very cool.
HANNAH HART: I wanna-- maybe I should-- maybe I should do,
like, Dan [INAUDIBLE].
SHANNON COFFEY: You should.
GRACE HELBIG: You could do it so easily.
HANNAH HART: Right, I should do it, right?
BETH HOYT: Just try it.
It's January.
GRACE HELBIG: Why didn't we ever do a "Super Amazing
Project" parody?
HANNAH HART: I know.
GRACE HELBIG: I got bangs now, they're great for it.
BETH HOYT: Ideas are-- ideas are happening.
GRACE HELBIG: OK guys, listen.
Oh, sorry, wait, this is a think tank and we
are swimming in it.
Guys, it is time for Savoir Adore to
help us do Live Karaoke.
BETH HOYT: Wow, this is so exciting.
OK, so we're gonna-- can you guys move this table?
I'm going to explain to them what they're doing.
GRACE HELBIG: Pick up the essentials.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Oh, no.
[MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: Savoir Adore are going to
play the music, obviously.
They have two bowls.
So one bowl has the name of songs, and one
bowl has our names.
So this is all very random.
You're just going to pick one of each, and then we're going
to use this microphone, and we're going to do it.
All right, who's up first?
PAUL HAMMER: All right.
DEIDRE MURO: Song first.
BETH HOYT: Song.
PAUL HAMMER: What song you got?
DEIDRE MURO: Ah, "Livin' on a Prayer."
BETH HOYT: Ooh, we're starting off big.
We're starting off pretty big.
PAUL HAMMER: Let's see who we got.
BETH HOYT: Oh, boy.
PAUL HAMMER: It's Nate.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, Nate.
Nate.
Nate.
Nate.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
Nate.
Nate.
HANNAH HART: Nate.
Nate.
Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: Nate.
Nate.
Nate
HANNAH HART: Take it off.
Take it off.
NATE: Take off what?

PAUL HAMMER: Here we go.
GRACE HELBIG: Here we go, Nate.
[MUSIC - "LIVIN' ON A PRAYER"]
NATE: Oh, I know the words to this.
[MUSIC - "LIVIN' ON A PRAYER"]
BETH HOYT: That was beautiful.

Beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, we need to-- we need to mention that we're
doing abbreviated karaoke, by the way.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, we're not going to
take up all your time.
Just kind of the heart of it.
HANNAH HART: I just love attention.
BETH HOYT: All right, who's next?
This is exciting.
DEIDRE MURO: The next song is "Call Me Maybe."
BETH HOYT: OK, you guys know this one.
PAUL HAMMER: Let's see who's singing that.
It is Grace.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
Grace.
Grace.
Grace.
Grace.
Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Count me in, Savoir Adore.
PAUL HAMMER: One, two, three, four.
[MUSIC - "CALL ME MAYBE"]
BETH HOYT: It's funny, I think your mic isn't on.
HANNAH HART: Grace.

BETH HOYT: Wow, she's nailing it.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yo, I am feeling inspired.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
HANNAH HART: You guys are musical geniuses.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh stop, oh stop.
GRACE HELBIG: Who's next?
DEIDRE MURO: All right, next song is "Edge of
Glory," Lady Gaga.
PAUL HAMMER: Glory.
HANNAH HART: "Edge of Glory."
BETH HOYT: OK.
PAUL HAMMER: It's Beth.
GRACE HELBIG: Woo.
BETH HOYT: I do feel I'm on the edge.
I'm on the edge.
I got my pants on.
I have my gold pants.
[MUSIC - "EDGE OF GLORY"]
BETH HOYT: Save me, I am on the edge.

HANNAH HART: I think--
I think karaoke's going really, really, really well.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I agree.
GRACE HELBIG: What's next, what's next, what's next?
DEIDRE MURO: "Rolling in the Deep," Adele.
BETH HOYT: This is not an easy number.
GRACE HELBIG: And who could it be?
PAUL HAMMER: Hannah.
HANNAH HART: I couldn't, I couldn't,
I couldn't, I couldn't.
BETH HOYT: Do it, do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Adele's a mom.
Adele's a mom.
Adele's a mom.
HANNAH HART: Adele's a mom.
Adele's a mom.
OK.
[MUSIC - "ROLLING IN THE DEEP"]

PAUL HAMMER: Here comes the chorus.

HANNAH HART: [SINGS]
The beat, the "Edge of Glory" is another
song we did here today.
Everything is cool.
Song, song, come and sing along.
Some people here are wearing thongs.
Yeah, butt holes.
GRACE HELBIG: Woo.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that was incredible.
GRACE HELBIG: What could be left?
What could be left?
PAUL HAMMER: That was special.
That was special.
BETH HOYT: I know who's left.
What's the song?
DEIDRE MURO: Last song, "What Makes You
Beautiful," One Direction.
PAUL HAMMER: And--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
SHANNON COFFEY: I need a--
HANNAH HART: It's the best song.
It's the best song.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, we gotta sing it together, because One
Direction is all about a group.
It's about a group.
I'm sane.
[MUSIC - "WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL"]

SHANNON COFFEY: Woo.
GRACE HELBIG: And that was our impression of Hoboken.
Thank you.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: I'm so glad that part is over, because karaoke
makes me really tense.
In a minute, we're talking to Deidre and Paul of Savoir
Adore, so get your questions in the chat
for them right now.
These girls will be right back-- we're all going to come
back in a minute.
But ah, we'll see you guys in a second.

MR. BUS: Hello, Michael.
MICHAEL: Hey, Mr. Bus.
MR. BUS: Going to work today?
MICHAEL: No, silly bus, it's Saturday.
MR. BUS: All right, partner.
MICHAEL: All right then.
MR. BUS: See you on Monday.
[EXPLOSION]
STEVE RANNAZZISI: Hey, I'm Steve Rannazzisi, and you're
watching My Damn Channel Live.

BETH HOYT: Awesome, hi guys.
Welcome back.
Welcome to Deidre and Paul of Savoir Adore.
This is their album.
This is, like, brand new out-- this is so beautiful to
actually have a record and hold it like this.
It's beautiful.
Can you tell us about this new album?
PAUL HAMMER: Sure, yeah, this is our new album.
Ah, we worked on it for, like, two years, about.
And, ah, it's cool, because this is actually our first
record-record, too.
We've never printed the big--
it's like a CD but big, you know.
It's--
play it in your car.
BETH HOYT: You guys see in relation to me?
I'm not this tiny that it's a CD.
Wouldn't that be great?
Ah, anyway, so again, this is Deidre and Paul, Savoir Adore,
who did our theme song and, again, this album.
And-- which is awesome.
I'm a big fan.
I really am.
DEIDRE MURO: Aw, thank you.
BETH HOYT: I love your music.
PAUL HAMMER: Thank you.
[DING]
NATE: Comment from the internet-- ah, [INAUDIBLE]
asks, ah, what's the band's favorite
slash inspiring influence?
BETH HOYT: Ooh, I'd love to hear that.
PAUL HAMMER: Ooh--
DEIDRE MURO: Ooh, influence overall?
NATE: Band influence, yeah.
PAUL HAMMER: Basketball.
DEIDRE MURO: Nature.
PAUL HAMMER: Nature.
DEIDRE MURO: Nature and basketball.
PAUL HAMMER: Nature--
the game Horse.
We don't actually--
we've never actually played basketball.
BETH HOYT: Really?
PAUL HAMMER: But we've played Horse with basketbal.
DEIDRE MURO: It's a great two-person game.
BETH HOYT: Is that where you, like, when you're
running out of ideas--
PAUL HAMMER: Oh, yeah.
DEIDRE MURO: Yes.
BETH HOYT: You break, blow off some steam when
you're writing music?
Really?
DEIDRE MURO: And we're both really bad at it.
PAUL HAMMER: Really bad, but it makes everything more fun.
BETH HOYT: I could play with you guys.
I know how to be bad at Horse.
Um, also you have a show coming up at the Music Hall of
Williamsburg?
PAUL HAMMER: We do.
BETH HOYT: Can you tell us about that?
PAUL HAMMER: Mhmm, ah, next Tuesday.
Next Tuesday, the 22nd, we're playing with-- ah, we're
opening for a band Ra Ra Riot at Music Hall, and it's going
to be awesome.
BETH HOYT: "A" band?
PAUL HAMMER: A really amazing band.
BETH HOYT: Let's pick up that name.
That's awesome.
That's so exciting.
So it's next--
PAUL HAMMER: We're really excited.
Next Tuesday night.
BETH HOYT: So cool.
Um, check out your website and stuff for that information?
PAUL HAMMER: Absolutely, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Savoiradore.com?
DEIDRE MURO: Yes, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Awesome--
Nate, any comments for us?
[DING]
NATE: Yeah, ah, Flash2005 says, Savoir Adore is in
French, isn't it?
PAUL HAMMER: It is.
DEIDRE MURO: Yes, grammatically incorrect, but--
BETH HOYT: What is it?
What does it mean?
PAUL HAMMER: It means, to know and to love, or
to know how to love.
But no one-- no one has yelled at us yet for it.
But yeah, it's not really proper grammar.
BETH HOYT: You're interpreting it.
PAUL HAMMER: Art.
BETH HOYT: Yes, you're making it your own.
PAUL HAMMER: You know?
You know?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that's really cool.
That's really fun to say.
I'll just say it all the time.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: Yes, Nate?
NATE: IndiaLorax says, where slash when did you guys meet
and start being a band?
DEIDRE MURO: Ah, we met in college at NYU.
And, ah, we started playing together, um, when we were
both getting kind of frustrated with making music
on our own.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
DEIDRE MURO: So, yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's super fun.
Um, speaking of super fun, you guys--
oh, so the girls are going to be right back.
But here's one more game that I'm just not going to put--
those girls will maybe beat me in this.
I'm not saying you won't, but I just-- it's a little calmer
right now, and I want to--
PAUL HAMMER: No more shots, right?
BETH HOYT: Oh, there are probably
going to be more shots.
But, um, the-- here's the thing.
I'm trying to get all of my, like, last minute, like, what
did I not win yet in, and I lost, ah, Chubby Bunny to
[INAUDIBLE].
And so we're going to play it right now.
Do you know how it goes?
DEIDRE MURO: Vaguelly.
BETH HOYT: Ah, you put a-- you put a marshmallow in your
mouth, and then, we just keep going in a circle.
You have to say, chubby bunny, each time.
And then-- um, and then, whoever can do the most wins.
DEIDRE MURO: So you lost this before?
BETH HOYT: So I'm going to keep tally.
She-- she's a tiny person and she filled her face full of
marsh-- she, like, put them everywhere in her face.
It was not fair.
Um, Deidre and Paul-- so we're going to keep track.
And we can also take comments while we're
playing Chubby Bunny.
And again, we're going to come back with all
those girls in a second.
But just for now, let's try and--
I'm going to try and win this.
DEIDRE MURO: Who starts?
BETH HOYT: I'll go first.
DEIDRE MURO: You go first.
BETH HOYT: Cubby bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: OK, chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: OK.

PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: That's one.
It seems easy, right?
DEIDRE MURO: Oh, I see.
I see the technique.
PAUL HAMMER: Technique.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, oh, oh, there's technique happening?
Oh, I'm screwed.
DEIDRE MURO: I get it.
Paul and I both have large mouths, um--
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny.
Mhmm-- oh, also when we did this last time, I almost died.
No big deal, it just went down my throat and I thought I was
dead, but it's fine.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Cubby bunny two.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh, I took two by accident.
Ah-- chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Cubby bunny two, all right?
I wish I had you guys to play for us right now.
Maybe I could win that way if--
OK, here we go.
DEIDRE MURO: Could you sing like this?
BETH HOYT: Oh, no, they-- they expand in your mouth.
PAUL HAMMER: They do, yeah.
They get much bigger.
Should we do karaoke, too?
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: OK.
PAUL HAMMER: You are beautiful.
BETH HOYT: Three.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Mhmm-- you can't-- are you chewing
it and eating it?
He's eating it.
PAUL HAMMER: I'm just hungry.
Chubby bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: OK, chubby bunny--
four.
Let's go-- speed round.
PAUL HAMMER: OK, let's keep going.
BETH HOYT: That's not fair if you eat it.
I feel-- oh, she's about to fail.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: OK, I think I have a--
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: All right, I think I have a cavity, because it's
stinging on me.
Is that a problem?
All right, no big deal.
Chubby bunny.
Let's go-- speed round.
She's out.
She's gonna vomit.
DEIDRE MURO: That's two, that's two.
I'm crying.

BETH HOYT: I got five of these.
DEIDRE MURO: What are you doing?
BETH HOYT: [MUMBLES]
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: OK.
We're all at five.
And my cavity hurts right now.
I need to get this thing fixed.
I'm gonna die.
Six.
Chubby bunny.

No big deal.

Say it.
PAUL HAMMER: I think we're losing her.

BETH HOYT: Say it.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh no.

BETH HOYT: She's out.
PAUL HAMMER: All right, here we go.
DEIDRE MURO: I'm out, I'm out.
Woo.
Oh, oh god, oh god.
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
Oh.
DEIDRE MURO: Oh my god, eww.
Don't look at that.
Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny.

PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Nn nn!
DEIDRE MURO: It's, like, not even a problem
for you to say anything.
[DING]
NATE: OK, so we gotta stop here, but--
DEIDRE MURO: Wait, are you marking hers?
NATE: But, you guys, we're going to take a little break,
because we're having some audio problems.
So we're going to reset what's going on here.
But we'll be back very soon, OK?
DEIDRE MURO: You didn't mark, like, four--

[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

JEFF: No, no, no, please call me Jeff.
Mr. Potato Head is my father.
[MUSIC - ERIN AND HER CELLO, "JON FRIEDMAN INTERNET PROGRAM
THEME SONG"]

-Oh, sorry.
THE GREGORY BROTHERS: We're the Gregory Brothers, and
you're watching My Damn Channel Live.

-Yeah.
-Woo.

BETH HOYT: All right Grace, I need you to
help me with something.
GRACE HELBIG: I am here to help.
BETH HOYT: Great, OK, because I-- so, like, I'm trying to
get unfinished business out of the way, and I--
there's a record that Trish and I did not break.
Here's a clip of this record.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.

BETH HOYT: That.
It's so much harder than it looks.
You have to, like, pop these balloons with our bodies.
It's really hard.
Nate, it's hard, right?
Nate tried it.
NATE: Yeah, but me and Crystal got the record the first time,
no problem.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
NATE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Nate actually did break the record.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, is this-- ah, my body is not ready, but
I will give my best.
BETH HOYT: Thanks, Grace.
So we just have to, like, hug and-- and--
and break the balloons.
Now Hannah, you can be like-- you can help us out.
Because you're official with RecordSetter somehow, right?
Can you explain that?
HANNAH HART: Yeah guys, little-- little-known fact
about Hannah Hart is that she's actually official at a
lot of things.
One of them is record setting.
SHANNON COFFEY: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: You should show that on a jacket.
HANNAH HART: So basically, the RecordSetter record right now
for most balloons popped via hugging is 30--
in 30 seconds, 18 balloons.
GRACE HELBIG: 18 balloons in 30 seconds.
HANNAH HART: 18 balloons in 30 seconds.
I'm going to time you guys 30 seconds, and you guys are
going to have to do it.
GRACE HELBIG: But who's gonna--
Shannon, will you place the balloons before us?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yes, I'm here to support you guys as much as
possible, and make sure that the balloons aren't gonna,
like, get out of hand.
HANNAH HART: Also, quick note--
I'm the balloon.
SHANNON COFFEY: There's only one balloon, so we have to
murder Hannah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, until she pops.
So it's really-- because the last time what I
learned is that, um--
GRACE HELBIG: It's all in the pelvis.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I think really also the pee business
is gonna be tough.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I got it.
There's a real strategy.
OK, I'm gonna cut you off.
And you're gonna have to do it.
I'm gonna start this, OK?
BETH HOYT: I'm so scared.
HANNAH HART: We're a good team.
We are a good team.
Ready?
GRACE HELBIG: We can do this.
BETH HOYT: We need to get-- we have to get 19.
HANNAH HART: Five, four, three, two, pop.
Go, go, go, go.
GRACE HELBIG: Ahh.
BETH HOYT: Ahh.
HANNAH HART: Go, go, go.
Ahh, keep going.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, reset it, reset it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Reset it.
BETH HOYT: Put it lower.
Put it lower.
HANNAH HART: Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, four,
four, four, three, two, one.
OK, so you guys got--
BETH HOYT: Did we do it?
That felt like 19.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, that felt like 19.
Congratulations on all the GIFs you're about to make.
HANNAH HART: No, no, I don't know.
I kind of feel like I want you guys to do it again.
I think we need to do it again.
I'm the official.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I think you and Shannon should do one for
good measure.
HANNAH HART: OK, fine.
SHANNON COFFEY: Only the yellow ones pop.
BETH HOYT: All right, I'll hold the--
I'll do the--
I'll do the timer.
HANNAH HART: OK, OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, there's a yellow one.
HANNAH HART: Can't take off my hat-- they'll
see that I'm bald.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's beau-- it's a beautiful, smooth bald
spot, though.
It's smooth.
GRACE HELBIG: I want you guys to break the record, OK?
We're gonna try and see if we can break the record.
SHANNON COFFEY: Two at once?
HANNAH HART: We're gonna try this one.
GRACE HELBIG: No, you're gonna try and
break the record first.
BETH HOYT: OK, ready?
On your marks, get set, go.
HANNAH HART: No, no, god damn it.
Ahh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Go, go, go.
Ahh.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god, this is incredible.
What is happening?

This is incredible.
Wow.

Oh, oh, oh--
oh, they're getting running starts.
That's the ticket.
Five, four, three, two, one.

HANNAH HART: God damn it.
God damn you, balloon.
No.

SHANNON COFFEY: It didn't work.
It didn't work.
BETH HOYT: It did-- it did get changed in shape.
HANNAH HART: Are you OK?
GRACE HELBIG: None of us are good to rear children, which
we all know.
Ah, more question time with you when we get back.
Get them to Nate right now.
We'll be right back.
HANNAH HART: I wanna pop it.

STEVE: Guys, I got it, I got it.
Let's just put this online.
People will love it.
This cat loves cheeseburgers.

-Everyone knows that you blow in the bathroom, Steve.
Just call it a call.
-Hi, hello, this is [INAUDIBLE]
Davis and you are watching My Damn
Channel Live [DING]
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, you wanted her here today, and we wanted
her here today.
So guess what?
Our special guest, in 2-D form, is--
where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
HANNAH HART: I got it, Grace.
I got it.
[BALLOON POPS]
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: Ahh, that wasn't the special guest.
Where's our special guest in 2-D form?
BETH HOYT: Oh gosh--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: I'm making another special guest.
SHANNON COFFEY: Is it this?
GRACE HELBIG: Sure, we'll us this.
Our special guest in 2-D form is Ms. Mamrie Hart.
BETH HOYT: Mamrie.
GRACE HELBIG: She couldn't be here.
Can you see her?
She's all the way to your-- that one.
That one, right there.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, the one that's not me or Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, uh, she couldn't be here today,
unfortunately.
HANNAH HART: But I made this.
GRACE HELBIG: But she made that.
That's Mamrie right there.
She's got one extremely lazy eye, which you guys may or may
not know about her.
So let's, um, let's have a toast to Mamrie Hart.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, to Mamrie.
GRACE HELBIG: To Mamrie Hart.
BETH HOYT: All right.
HANNAH HART: Cheers.
GRACE HELBIG: Cheers.
BETH HOYT: OK, this is-- so we do love Mamrie.
HANNAH HART: I brought snacks.
I made this.
I cooked, guys.
I made this.
BETH HOYT: She cooked a-- a combination of all of the
things on that table.
HANNAH HART: I put all the snacks in one bowl.
So, you're welcome.
BETH HOYT: Awesome-- so we're taking more of your questions
and your calls right now.
NATE: Turning the phone back on.
BETH HOYT: He's turning it back on.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, I do have a question.
HANNAH HART: Now Mamrie's got a mustache.
NATE: Ah, CaleyHyde says, Grace and Hannah are you well
rested after An Evening of Awesome?
GRACE HELBIG: No.
HANNAH HART: Oh yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Ha, no.
HANNAH HART: Nope.
GRACE HELBIG: But, ah, yeah, ah, it was amazing.
I don't know if any of you watched it, but Hank and John
Green last night at Carnegie Hall had something called, ah,
An Evening of Awesome, where they celebrated the one year
anniversary of Hank's "The Fault In Our Stars." And it
was amazing.
BETH HOYT: It's a phone call.
NATE: Phone call.
BETH HOYT: Here, this is for Mamrie if anyone wants them.
GRACE HELBIG: Yep.
HANNAH HART: Guys, this doesn't work.
BETH HOYT: I can't do one, because I drank a bottle of
Bacardi in college.
HANNAH HART: I know how to do it.
No, I know what's wrong.
Guys, it doesn't work.
BETH HOYT: Um--
GRACE HELBIG: We had it going.
It worked for a little bit.
HANNAH HART: It only works from one-- it, like, it gets
overwhelmed.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
BETH HOYT: Can you guys work it out so that only one of you
calls at a time?
HANNAH HART: Here, talk to them.
SHANNON COFFEY: Hi, can you hear me?
HANNAH HART: You gotta talk with your ear.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, hey.
This is--
this is a personal phone call now.
HANNAH HART: It's OK, look.
SHANNON COFFEY: Things are going to get weird with me
when I go on the phone.
HANNAH HART: All right, let's take more questions.
SHANNON COFFEY: They hung up on me.
No.
[DING]
HANNAH HART: Go, go.
GRACE HELBIG: No, wait, wait, wait, let me just finish
really quick-- ah-- the-- the-- the-- the Night of
Awesome that you guys can go back and watch on The Blog
Brothers channel, ah, it's all--
it was live streamed.
But it is all, ah, up on their channel now.
And it was a really great night, so go
support those guys.
They're really great.
HANNAH HART: It was, for lack of a better word, awesome.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
[DING]
NATE: OK, well I got a question.
MooseBatman says, Shannon, will you be my Valentine?
GRACE HELBIG: Sannon, will you--
She's got no cat now, so she needs a Valentine.
HANNAH HART: Shannon's like, I'll be everybody's Valentine.
Shit.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah guys, there's no rules.
You can Valentine with anyone you want, as much as you want,
at the same time.
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa, you've seen how her pelvis works.
BETH HOYT: Its-- yeah, wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, you saw all the
balloon stuff I was doing.
[DING]
NATE: On that note, TheMeltedChocolate says,
Hannah got even smaller.
Are you Benjamin Button?
BETH HOYT: It's the--
no, it's the arrangement.
She does look smaller, though.
GRACE HELBIG: No, and it's--
I'm wearing heals.
HANNAH HART: Back up.
BETH HOYT: Here, let's switch spots.
HANNAH HART: Back up.
GRACE HELBIG: Switch spots.
HANNAH HART: Everybody stand against the wall and we'll be
equal height.
Go make your height equal with me.
There, now we're-- now we're all--
BETH HOYT: Oh, look.
Hannah's so tall.
HANNAH HART: Oh, you're still--
OK, yeah, now we're--
yeah.
BETH HOYT: I'm top-tall, so I bet if I
knelt, I could still--
HANNAH HART: Grace's torso is tiny.
GRACE HELBIG: I do-- when we're sitting down, we are the
same height.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, ILoveWakingUpInVegas asks, what shall
I name my pet unicorn?
SHANNON COFFEY: Hey.
BETH HOYT: This is--
oh, what should--
Shannon, this is the perfect question for you.
SHANNON COFFEY: What should you-- wait-- what?
GRACE HELBIG: What should name-- what-- what should--
what should Wake You Up In Vegas name their pet unicorn?
SHANNON COFFEY: Cecilia--
[SINGING - SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, "CECILIA"]

HANNAH HART: Are you guys a band?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, what?
HANNAH HART: What's wrong with the band?
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: It took us six seconds to piss everyone off.
NATE: Right--
ah, Ath- ah, AntheaCoont says, favorite Hank song.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, just--
HANNAH HART: Oh, I love this one.
[SINGS]
Hank Hank Hank, Hank Hank Hank Hank, my name is
Hank, I'm a Hank Hank.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Hank, Hank.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: I love that song that--
GRACE HELBIG: It's called, "My Heart Will Go On." It's by
Celine Dion.
HANNAH HART: It's all about Hank.
BETH HOYT: I love the seem-- theme song to "Forrest Gump"
is, like, my favorite Hank song.
[DING]
NATE: OK, RFRG95 says, favorite TV.
BETH HOYT: Just in general?
I like a big flat screen, like, a really big one-- like,
a really big one.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I like a flat screen that's flat and
has a screen.
GRACE HELBIG: I like the ones that you can project onto a
wall anywhere, any time.
BETH HOYT: Mm, yeah, yeah.
HANNAH HART: Mhmm.
GRACE HELBIG: Because, uh, what's-- why waste plastic?
BETH HOYT: Yep.
[DING]
NATE: OK, ah, NHGreen15 says, what's the craziest food
you've ever eaten?
GRACE HELBIG: Um, I ate bacon and vodka about a second ago.
It feels like a second ago.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, mine's definitely
something on this show.
GRACE HELBIG: Where am I?
HANNAH HART: I ate raw horse meat.
BETH HOYT: [GASP].
GRACE HELBIG: What?
BETH HOYT: How was it prepared?
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, what?
HANNAH HART: It was raw.
It was sashimi.
It's called baniku.
You can get it in Japan.
When I lived in Japan, just in case you forgot--
Grace, your mic is out?
GRACE HELBIG: No, I turned my mic off, because I went to the
bathroom in between our thing.
Live internet right now-- so I'm just going
to turn my mic on.
SHANNON COFFEY: I told you.
During commercial break, she just let that diarrhea come
right out of her, and she was like, I have to turn off the
mic, and I was like, girl, love yourself.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Also, that's what everyone wants to hear.
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon is a--
Shannon is a--
HANNAH HART: Diarrhea expert.
SHANNON COFFEY: I am.
GRACE HELBIG: But she's like-- she's like Tyra
Banks if Tyra Banks--
I don't need this anymore.
[DING]
NATE: XOGABBYXO says, did you guys watch "Pitch Perfect?"
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
BETH HOYT: I love "Pitch Perfect."
What's the phone call?
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Rebel Wilson--
I love that movie.
HANNAH HART: Talk to them, Beth.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'll call you back later.
Whoa--
HANNAH HART: Email us.
BETH HOYT: Just come visit us.
Just come here and we'll-- just show up.
SHANNON COFFEY: Guys, I will text him my address.
BETH HOYT: Did you guys know Elizabeth Banks and her
husband produced "Pitch Perfect?" I love her.
GRACE HELBIG: Elizabeth Banks-- what a forehead.
BETH HOYT: What is that?
SHANNON COFFEY: Because it's so big.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I thought you meant--
[INAUDIBLE]
Elizabeth Banks.
HANNAH HART: It's a cow.
I'm milking a cow.
SHANNON COFFEY: You shouldn't do it at that angle, because
it won't shoot straight.
It has to be, like, directly down.
BETH HOYT: OK.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
GRACE HELBIG: Someone's calling.
Please let us figure this out.
HANNAH HART: You can't figure it out.
GRACE HELBIG: Shh, shh-- hello.
Hit the red--
BETH HOYT: Just let us hang up.
[DING]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
NATE: I got another comment.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, comment Nate.
NATE: Ah, RyanRyanRyan says, do you guys have any tips for
choosing a college?
GRACE HELBIG: OK, here's my tip.
If your college has a commercial, it is shit.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: No, there are a lot of good--
SHANNON COFFEY: Also, there's probably a quicker way to your
dream than college.
College is just a process for delaying yourself.
HANNAH HART: That's not true.
If you-- that's fine.
I respect your opinion.
Anyway, some people--
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah has instantly
sobered up, by the way.
College?
Woop--
Berkeley, Berkeley, Berkeley.
HANNAH HART: Look, look, at my time at UC Berkeley um, ah--
anyway, long story short, you gotta get out of your house
and live your dreams.
So if college is a step in that direction, go for it.
In terms of picking a college, follow your heart.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and your gut.
All of the internal-- a lot of big internal organs and your
brain and your gut-- you gotta follow those two too.
HANNAH HART: 'Cause once you get to college, you'll be
following your liver.
GRACE HELBIG: Listen to your gut, because sometimes you're
allergic to dairy.
[DING]
NATE: Ah, AleciaHopainAngle says, favorite '90s band.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, ah, um, um--
BETH HOYT: Take That, remember that?
[SINGING - TAKE THAT, "BACK FOR GOOD"]
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, ah, LFO.
[SINGING - LFO, "SUMER GIRLS"]
HANNAH HART: No, no, no, no, I got it, I got it--
2gether.
[SINGING - 2GETHER, "U+ME=US"]
GRACE HELBIG: Shh, shh.
[INAUDIBLE].
[DING]
NATE: Ah--
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, that's true.
HANNAH HART: Doesn't mean we can't talk about them.
SHANNON COFFEY: But the other guys--
HANNAH HART: When I die, will you not be like, hey guys,
remember Hannah?
Grace will be like, shh--
GRACE HELBIG: Shh, everyone shut up.
Shut up.
[DING]
NATE: All right, I got another comment-- ah,
PrettyKittyMeowMeow says, biggest
drunken mistake of 2012.
GRACE HELBIG: Um--
BETH HOYT: Biggest drunken mistake of 2012.
Ooh, that--
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, hey.
BETH HOYT: Wasn't that 2013?
GRACE HELBIG: No, ah, oh, yep.
BETH HOYT: Oh no, you've already got yours for 2013.
That's trouble.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, let's see--
2012, biggest drunken mistake.
BETH HOYT: Ahh.
HANNAH HART: Oh, oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't.

BETH HOYT: Something happened.
We wanna know.
HANNAH HART: I didn't-- no regrets.
Live in the moment.
GRACE HELBIG: Live right now.
HANNAH HART: Oh, excuse me.
I dropped something.
SHANNON COFFEY: [SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, Nate, what was yours?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
NATE: My favorite, wait, biggest--
GRACE HELBIG: Your biggest drunken mistake in 2012.
NATE: Ah, I think it's the same as my embarrassing
moment, which was getting dressed up as a clown and
dancing and inhaling helium.
HANNAH HART: That just sounds like a fucking--
GRACE HELBIG: Biggest drunken mistake of 2013.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, well, that's not the biggest.
That's your biggest your gonna go.
HANNAH HART: That's our one, that's our one.
We get one.
GRACE HELBIG: That's our one.
We get cut off.
BETH HOYT: Anyway, we've got a new Sing-A-Gram video from
Mamrie, who we miss here today.
It gives us just enough time for us to go put on our rain
ponchos, 'cause up next is the Slip 'N Slide.
Are you guys ready to go to the Slip 'N Slide?
GRACE HELBIG: I have terrible health insurance.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: I don't have health insurance.
SHANNON COFFEY: I have it.
BETH HOYT: Yes, this is a party.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's do it, Slip 'N Slide.
BETH HOYT: Slip 'N Slide.
HANNAH HART: Slip 'N Slide.
[DING]
NATE: Oh, also, we're gonna take a little break, 'cause
we're going to get ready and fix the stream, and--
stand by and stuff.
GRACE HELBIG: Way to suck all the helium out
of this room, Nate.
HANNAH HART: Hi.

CRAIG: All right, in honor of the man of ah-- of-- of honor,
I, ah, I got a little bachelor party entertainment for
everyone tonight.
So, ah, let me introduce, ah--
what's your name again?
KIM: It's Kim, it's K-I-M.
CRAIG: Kim, everybody.
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
KIM: Oh, I like your energy.
-Let's see it.
KIM: Well, here it is.
Let's go.
[HARMONICA]
-Kinky.
[SINGING]
KIM: Oh my god, oh, oh, oh--
-Whoa, hey, falling--
whoa, hey, whoa.
KIM: Your wife's a lucky lady.
[SINGING]
-Stop, stop, stop, wait-- you're not a stripper?
KIM: No, no, no, I'm a Sing-A-Gram.
This is my-- my sexy song.
I do it for, like, the Amish and Mennonite and people who
are just really into ankles.
-Uh, Craig did-- did you get us a-- a singer?
CRAIG: That-- that-- that may or may not be true.
-Dude.
CRAIG: Strip--
strippers are expensive, dude.
-Oh my god, you suck.
You suck so bad.
CRAIG: Dude-- dude, hey man, I'm sorry, but--
come on guys, guys.
KIM: OK, hey, lay off him, all right?
It's your last night as a single man.
Do you really want to spend in a room full of erections
looking at the same woman?
CRAIG: Yes.
KIM: Huh?
A woman who may or may not have children at home, guys.
And she definitely has a disappointed father somewhere.
And-- and you guys might have daughters one day.
Do you want her to grow up to be paid to take it off for
some bachelors with erections?
That is pathetic.
That makes me sad, OK?
That makes me sad.
-Oh my god, someone find me a stripper, and preferably one
that doesn't look like she works at a fucking pawn shop.
-Got it, on it.
-Right now-- not Craig.
Right now.

NATE: Hey, guys.
They're still getting ready for the Slip 'N Slide, so
until then, I'm gonna answer some questions or comments.
Let's see, right now I've got, [INAUDIBLE] says, Nate, why
don't you become a hand model?
OK--

that's what hand models do, right?
They caress stuff gently.
Great, ah, VreemedFogle92 says, we can't call anymore,
right, Nate?
Yeah, that phone is just as ghetto as we thought, so it
doesn't work.
Ah, OK, and JimKennedySummers says, is Nate a princess?

No.

Ah, again, LydiaSanchez says, can I have Furby, please?
No, it lives here.
It stays here.
No Furby for you.
OK, ah, Sarah0362 says, opinion on hairless cats.
I'm allergic to cats, so I'm pretty sure hairless cats
would be amazing if they weren't the scariest freaking
thing in the world.

What else we got?
Nate, how's your-- oh, OliviaDavison says, Nate,
how's your Stephen King reading coming along?
Oh, thank you.
I just finished "It," and now I'm terrified and can't sleep.
And, ah, I started up, ah, "The Stand," because I can't
stop reading them now.
So that's crazy.
Ahh, let's see, SydneyJones says, opinion on pugs.
This is a pug.
I'm a fan.
I'm a big fan.

Favorite dog breed?
Corgi.

PrinceSuko says, if you had a chance-- a second chance to
poison Tyler Oakley, would you do it?
Ah, no, it was an accident the first time.
I was just very literal with following directions, so
probably not.

More questions for me--

ah, ReganMarie says, Nate, say my name again.
My sister doesn't believe me.
ReaganMarie or ReganMarie?
ReaganMarie--
I'm saying your name again.
Ah, TheLADonna says, Nate, what's your favorite TV show?
"Parks and Recreation"
OK, and I-H--
IHatePie says, Nate, do you want a lock of my hair?

What kind of hair?
PittyLovesYou says, Nate, who's the
prettiest girl there tonight?
Ah, I'm going to keep a tally of who's
insulted me the least.
And, ah, right now, it's probably Shannon.
Oh, they're ready.
We're going to go to the Slip 'N Slide now.
Go.

Yeah,
BETH HOYT: We're live, we're here.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: So, we're ready to go.
We're kind of waterproof-ish.
And, ah, so there's a big technique to this.
And basically, none of us have ever done this before.
And this is an office floor, and it's very hard, and we all
might get hurt.
GRACE HELBIG: We're all adult professionals.
BETH HOYT: I'm just gonna--
HANNAH HART: I can't see.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: I'm coming.
I'm gonna get there.
It's so slippery.
It's so much fun.
GRACE HELBIG: This is like Wipeout.
HANNAH HART: OK, I'm gonna land on it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GRACE HELBIG: You can do it, you can do it.
Be careful.
HANNAH HART: Tell me when to go.
Do I go?
Do I go?
GRACE HELBIG: Go, slide, yeah, slide into it.
HANNAH HART: Ohh, I'm a kitty.
I'm a kitty.
I got this.
Woo.

GRACE HELBIG: Shannon, do you wanna go?
HANNAH HART: Everyone be cool.
GRACE HELBIG: No, not now.
SHANNON COFFEY: Not yet?
Oh--
HANNAH HART: I ate shaving cream.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: OK, I'm ready.

OK, this is--
HANNAH HART: I can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
Ahh.
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: I really need to shave my
legs, so this is great.
Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: I can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: I do need to repeat-- my health insurance
is really bad.
I'm good, I'm good, guys.
BETH HOYT: OK, so Grace just went without using anything.
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever-- you ever see Tom Cruise in
that movie?
BETH HOYT: OK.

That's--
sort of fun--
really fun.
I got the cat ears--
don't worry.
SHANNON COFFEY: So fun.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Wait, wait, wait, we're gonna
go at the same time.
HANNAH HART: Guys, I really can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, one-- bend down-- two, three.
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: Where am I?
HANNAH HART: I can't--
I really can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: Everything is blue, right?
Everything is blue?
Did someone put the blue light--
HANNAH HART: Does anybody else feel like
they're in, like, science--
BETH HOYT: I gotta get to the end.
Push me.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, there's a--
HANNAH HART: It's a race.
It's a race.
-One more, guys, one more.
HANNAH HART: It's a race to the end.
It's a race.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Ahh, my mom Tweeted and texted and said
I'm better than this.
HANNAH HART: No you're not.
Thank you so much.
BETH HOYT: We are--

it's a race to this way back.
HANNAH HART: You know what, guys?
Can I talk a little bit more about college?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
We're sponsored by Barbasol.
So, for-- for all your shaving needs, it's a smooth--
BETH HOYT: You got it.
You got it, yeah.]

GRACE HELBIG: No, no, the GIFs, the GIFs the GIFs.
HANNAH HART: Anyway, back to the point.
Have you guys ever really considered what
your passion is?
That's why you go to college, you know?
That's why you go.
You just go to learn about yourself and about others.
I'm so proud of you.
BETH HOYT: Hannah, you're not wearing a microphone, so it
doesn't matter.
HANNAH HART: I just want them--

BETH HOYT: Let's all go down together, like-- like, um,
like "Now and Then."
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
HANNAH HART: I'll wait right here.
SHANNON COFFEY: Ohh.
GRACE HELBIG: I wanna be Christina Ricci.
HANNAH HART: Land on me.
[LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Come on, guys.
Let's all go together.
This is like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants."
BETH HOYT: Yeah, we're all Blake Lively.
GRACE HELBIG: Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
HANNAH HART: Look at my shirt.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's OK.
That's why you didn't bring another shirt.
BETH HOYT: This is for you guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: This is for you.
HANNAH HART: Thank you for 30 years.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's been the best 30 years of our lives.
Ready, and-- go.
GRACE HELBIG: Bad choice, bad choice.
HANNAH HART: I win.
I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning.
GRACE HELBIG: Did you hurt yourself?
HANNAH HART: No.
BETH HOYT: Ahh.
HANNAH HART: No.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, all this--
HANNAH HART: No.
SHANNON COFFEY: I've been waiting to
kill you, Beth Hoyt.
HANNAH HART: Well, guys, it's been a beautiful night here
together, and I think that we all-- you're not strong.
GRACE HELBIG: I try so hard to be strong.
HANNAH HART: You're not strong.
BETH HOYT: Ahh, I can't.
GRACE HELBIG: P90X doesn't work, shockingly.
We'll be right back.
HANNAH HART: No.

BETH HOYT: (AUTO-TUNED) Something's wrong with the
sound of my voice.
I'm trying not to sing, but I don't have a choice.
It's literally impossible to be off key.
Sounding perfect is easy as one, two, three.
Ahh.

GRACE HELBIG: The baby was born with three thumbs.
When she rates movies now, there's gonna
be a whole new system.
BETH HOYT: This is really fun for you-- are you glad you
came here today?
-Mhmm.
-[RAPS]
DAVID CROSS: It's a win-win situation.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.

DAVID CROSS: The Avengers.
BETH HOYT: I really, really do like the sound of football in
the background.
Ahh.
GRACE HELBIG: Who put this industrial-size
wood chipper here--
Nate?
Someone could get really hurt.
Here, I'll just move it.
I hope I don't trip on it.
Ahh.
[WOOD CHIPPER]
[SCREAMS]
GRACE HELBIG: My blood, my blood, my blood--
I have so much blood.
I never knew I had so much blood.
That's impressive, really.
BETH HOYT: I can bench press you super, duper easy.
It's like you weigh, like, nothing.
Silly String war, Silly String war.
[LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Are you OK?
GRACE HELBIG: I'm physically OK.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, commenting on comments, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
-Eh, she's kind of pretty for a man.
I--
I like--
I like the way she talks and her mouth pouts.
GABE: Yeah, I want you to say, happy birthday, Gabe.
You are my friend.
That's my request.
-OK, happy birthday, Gabe.
You are my friend, my future friend or
maybe current friend.
No problem.
GABE: Perfect.
BETH HOYT: Oh, wow.
Wow, what is-- that is intense.
-You know, you know.
BETH HOYT: This is what mine is.
-Oh, no, yours is sick.
Oh, shit.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, all right.
-Dude.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: But have you ever really gotten coal as a gift?
You probably have.
-No, I never got coal as a gift.
BETH HOYT: Good, thank god.
-My-- my-- one time, my grandfather died two days
before Christmas.
BETH HOYT: Just once?
-Just one time.
BETH HOYT: OK, good.
Well that's a--
that sounds like a comfortable place.
-Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
BETH HOYT: UC is comfortable.
GRACE HELBIG: [INAUDIBLE]?
Can you?
REGGIE WATTS: [RAPS]
-Mhmm, mhmm, chubby bunny--
six.
[LAUGHING]
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: Man, would I like to fuck that.
BETH HOYT: Aww.
KURT: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Isn't this fun?
[LAUGHING]
KURT: It is terrific.
Well, I'm Kurt, and this is Beth.
And you're watching "Live with Kurt and Beth."
BETH HOYT: Well, I should hope they are.
KURT: I mean, if they're not, what are they doing?
BETH HOYT: I don't know.
KURT: What are they doing if they're not watching?
BETH HOYT: I don't know.

GRACE HELBIG: Ho, my god.
I got dressed faster than I have in any of my at-home fire
drills that I've done.
NATE: That was amazing.
Wait, at-home fire drills-- you do them on your own?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, ah, in the middle of the night, I like to
wake up once a night and just make sure I can escape my
house quickly if, ah, danger appears.
NATE: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, but we are here now to answer some of
your questions, 'cause you guys have been so diligently
typing in our stream.
So Nate, what do you got?
NATE: OliviaDavison asks, best slash weirdest thing received
from a fan?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, best/weirdest thing received
from a fan.
Um, fans send great things.
Ah, I had a PO box for a short period of time, and I got a
lot of wonderful, wonderful letters.
And they sent me some awesome jewelry.
Someone-- oh, the best thing--
someone sent me a t-shirt with an oil painting of my own face
on the t-shirt, which is amazing.
And then, like, on the back, how I do Grace Faces for,
like, Wednesday reviews-- uh, they had, like, all the Grace
Faces that lined the back of it.
NATE: That's amazing.
That doesn't sound weird, though.
That sounds, like, unique.
GRACE HELBIG: No, they said the weird or best thing.
NATE: Oh, Hannah.
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah.
HANNAH HART: Just wanna make a mustache real quick.
GRACE HELBIG: She's gotta shave all the fake mustaches
she's put on her face over the years.
NATE: Can I get one?
A little one.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Barbasol.
HANNAH HART: Don't put it in your mouth like I just did.
GRACE HELBIG: It's OK, it's non-toxic.
It's for children.
HANNAH HART: That's good.
You got a little in your hair.
Let me get it.
NATE: Smells clean.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
HANNAH HART: You're welcome.
GRACE HELBIG: Got these bangs for a reason-- so they can
hold shaving cream.
What's another question that we've had?
NATE: Ah, [INAUDIBLE]
asks, are you going to Playlist Live?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
Ah, Hannah, are you going?
HANNAH HART: I'm in.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, we're both going to Playlist Live, so if
you haven't bought your ticket, you should.
You can go to--
HANNAH HART: If you guys want to go to Playlist Live-- let
me tell you a little story about Playlist Live.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh boy.
HANNAH HART: It is really, really real.
It's really intense.
No, actually--
NATE: Really real.
HANNAH HART: No, it's really great.
Playlist Live is really fun.
It's in Florida.
I like to think of it as the East Coast VidCon.
And I want you guys to all go.
GRACE HELBIG: And Hannah is putting shaving cream on the
bell that someone has swapped earlier in the show, so you
will get that--
HANNAH HART: It's because I'm devious.
GRACE HELBIG: Perfect.
Ah, what other questions do we got, Nate.
NATE: Ah, AcidPuddle says, what's your favorite word?
GRACE HELBIG: What's your favorite word?
HANNAH HART: Poop.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, it's a-- ah, that's a hologram.
HANNAH HART: Word?
GRACE HELBIG: Hologram.
HANNAH HART: Onomatopoeia?
Is that what you mean?
Do you mean the word onomatopoeia?
NATE: Hologram?
HANNAH HART: Hey guys, let me talk to you one more time
about college.
GRACE HELBIG: Palindrome, it's a Palindrome.
HANNAH HART: Let me talk to you about-- let me talk to you
about college.
Let me talk to you about college.
Poop sounds like poop--
It's also a palindrome, you're right.
GRACE HELBIG: It's-- but it's also like a hologram, right?
Like--
HANNAH HART: It's 3-D every time it comes out.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, "Everybody Poops" is a
movie in 3-D, right?
HANNAH HART: Have you guys ever really thought about it?
NATE: Hologram.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, everyone's back.
NATE: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: We are back.
It's, ah--
BETH HOYT: I'm letting it settle.
GRACE HELBIG: It's very-- yeah, Beth--
Beth wanted to shave her head, so we finally, finally--
HANNAH HART: Ahh.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
Shannon has licked and touched everyone on the show today.
Now we all have influenza.
SHANNON COFFEY: I was eating a pretzel.
BETH HOYT: All right, so, um--
yeah, let's see what's--
we, uh--
OK, I think you know what it's time to do.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Drink more-- it's time to toast.
GRACE HELBIG: Of course it is.
BETH HOYT: Here, you hold this one.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, oh my god, we sweat out all the crazy
shots and alcohol smoothie on that Slip 'N Slide.
You saw it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and it's time to be classy now.
It's not--
SHANNON COFFEY: Finally.
BETH HOYT: If you could GIF it with sound-- me saying, now
it's time to be classy, looking like this,
that would be great--
and to take a moment to say thanks to everybody who made
this show happen, and of course, to pop open this
bubbly-- and by pop, I mean twist.
So anyway, let's twist this open.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: A toast.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah, surprising-- it's already
been opened for us.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: A twist, a toast.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Let me-- let me check it for poison.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, can you-- can you pour it in these glasses?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I got it.
BETH HOYT: All right.
HANNAH HART: Check this out-- doin' things and makin' stuff.
BETH HOYT: Cool, thank you.
HANNAH HART: Shannon, this is for you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, and I'm holding the glass that I had
set out for you.
HANNAH HART: Ahh, isn't it romantic?
SHANNON COFFEY: How romantic.
HANNAH HART: It's bad luck to pour your own drink, Grace.
BETH HOYT: No, that's for Nate.
GRACE HELBIG: I'm this to Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: Remember to be romantic with Nate, too.
HANNAH HART: I need one more cup.
GRACE HELBIG: You know, it's-- pour salt over your shoulder.
HANNAH HART: I get it.
GRACE HELBIG: I put off all my phone homies.
BETH HOYT: OK, so thanks to all of you, and--
HANNAH HART: Unpredictably, I have, um,
shaving cream on my nose.
GRACE HELBIG: Got some shaving cream on that, you're welcome.
BETH HOYT: Here you go, Grace.
OK--
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
BETH HOYT: It's time to get serious for a second.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yup.
BETH HOYT: Well, kind of.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I'm not going to cry, so I'm gonna go.
HANNAH HART: I've been crying since I woke up.
Is that normal?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my gosh, OK, first I would like-- sorry, my
mic is having malfunctions--
live show, y'all.
Thank you for supporting us.
Ah, to Nate.
HANNAH HART: Nate.
To Nate, the beautiful and gentle--
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, I have words to say.
[CLINK]
SHANNON COFFEY: Kiss, kiss the bride.
GRACE HELBIG: To the-- the cutest, most awkward, stage
manager and comment DJ I have ever known in my entire life.
BETH HOYT: Same here, cheers.
GRACE HELBIG: You put Pauly D to shame.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that's great.
GRACE HELBIG: To Nate.
HANNAH HART: To Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: To Nate.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, awesome.
And like an awards ceremony, I'm going to say now that
we're not going to applaud after each person.
We're going to go through the list, and then we'll do this.
Nate, that was a lot of attention that you deserve,
but, like, seriously.
GRACE HELBIG: But, like, come on.
BETH HOYT: Let's keep it in check.
To Savoir Adore, Lost Gloves, DJ P, Mr. P--
Mr. T, all of our music makers-- plus you guys, 'cause
you're the--
HANNAH HART: Ah, look at them.
BETH HOYT: Again, again, let's contain--
HANNAH HART: They-- they have made healthy choices.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, not-- not for long.
OK, all of the funny and talented content creators who
have made videos, all of the amazing guests we've had on
the show, like you guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, and to all the people behind the cameras
that you don't see, but we do--
Julia, Brian, June, Bob, Keith.
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah, you have a line here.
HANNAH HART: Hello--
Kit, Evita, Mike, Nicole, Emily--
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Noel, Dan, Chris, Jim, and Maria--
BETH HOYT: Chris [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, and to the icre-- oh my gosh--
to the incredibly talented and award-nominated
director Jack Ferry.
And, oh my gosh, to Molly Templeton--
Molly--
[INAUDIBLE]
Molly for being the smartest little pumpkin.
Where do you get your clothes?
HANNAH HART: Dear Molly, you're so cute.
BETH HOYT: Exactly.
GRACE HELBIG: Follow her on Instagram, because she's got
the poutiest face.
HANNAH HART: Check out this.
Here's my-- everyone do Molly on Instagram.
Go.

(ENGLISH ACCENT) I don't know where I put my button.
BETH HOYT: Um, this one's to the woman who makes everything
possible, who works harder than anyone I've ever met, and
who made the Slip 'N Slide possible--
our show-owner, Melissa Schneider.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: And last but not least, to Rob and Warren.
Thank you so much.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you so, so much.
BETH HOYT: All right, cheers, guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Cheers.
GRACE HELBIG: Cheers.
BETH HOYT: Cheers, Nate.
HANNAH HART: I'm crying, I'm crying.
GRACE HELBIG: Ok, there's no time for tears, because this
is a party.
BETH HOYT: Yes, and you'll be able to hang out with all of
us on our channels.
So make sure you subscribe to all of our channels.
If you haven't done that, do it now while we
have a dance party.
HANNAH HART: Do it now while we have a dance party.
SHANNON COFFEY: We'll be watching you while we dance.
So subscribe to us.
All the info is below.
Good bye.
BETH HOYT: Here's Savoir Adore playing their single,
"Dreamers." Let's dance, guys.
HANNAH HART: Let's dance, guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Savoir Adore.
Thanks again for watching everyone.
[MUSIC - SAVOIR ADORE, "DREAMERS"]

[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Oh, that was amazing.
Thank you so much, wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Thanks again for watching, everyone.
Without you, we would be talking to ourselves, and I am
using this microphone now.
Ah, yeah, thank you to everyone that has been
watching and following along this whole
wonderful ride we've had.
It's been so, so fun, and you guys make it possible.
So subscribe to all of our channels.
All of the info is down below.
Thank you again.
BETH HOYT: You're my favorite.
See you soon.
And, you guys, play that song we love to hear.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[MUSIC - SAVOIR ADORE, "LET'S PARTY THEME SONG"]

[MUSIC PLAYING]