The Super Bowl Headliner

Uploaded by TheCedarStars on 28.01.2013

(Knocking) Come on in
Oh! Beyonce, how can I help you?
I want to perform at this year's Super Bowl halftime show. -Of course you do, and we're goin' to make that happen.
But what did ya think Madonna had to do last year?
I figured. (porn music)
Damn! Beyonce, you get finer every year (in southern twang)
(Seductive lip noises) DAMN! That is good lip syncing Beyonce!
Roger... (Gagging) - (Phone ringing)
Commissioner's office. Oh hey Miss Swift. Sorry, try again next year. Bye.