I am very bored.
Do you want to watch TV?
Why not? What channel?
Let's watch MTV.
OK.
HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS!
Hey...what's up, girl?
You turn on my world.
You have a delicious body.
Also, I have the drugs.
Come with me, girl.
Do not talk about drugs to chicks.
Hey, girl.
Your eyes are so brown and beautiful.
And by the way...
...I have a lot of money.
You should come...
What?
Do not show money to chicks.
Hi, my name is Fidel.
I have not talked with a girl before...
...but I get good grades.
Young lady...
...you are like a dictionary.
You add meaning to my world.
Can you come with me?
Do not compare a chick with a dictionary.
Hey, girl!
How beautiful you are!
Hey...
??????
Talk like an Argentinian.
-Eh...that girl is very ugly. -Give me it.
I am very hungry.
I want to watch the Food Channel.
How to Cook with Felipe
Hi.
Welcome to "How to Cook with Felipe"!
Today I am making chocolate brownies.
First...
...you need the brownie mix,
two eggs,
half cup of vegetable oil,
...and one quarter cup of water...
...and...
...a frying pan or this thing...
...and a bowl.
Second...
...one must turn on the oven.
Then...
...mix the vegetable oil,
the water,
...and the eggs in the bowl.
So...
Yes? Yes?
And now...
...mix it with the brownie mix.
After mixing...
...put the mixture in the frying pan...
...or this thing.
Now...
...you need to bake it and wait for several minutes.
After 40 minutes...
That cook knows nothing.
Only women should cook.
Let's watch the magic show on NBC.
HOW TO DO MAGIC WITH TITO
Required materials: Maracas and volunteers
Welcome to "How to do Magic"!
For my next trick...
...I need two volunteers.
First...the boy in the red.
Yes! Winner!
Second...the girl in the black.
Oh...it's a boy.
It's not a girl.
First dude...
What is your name?
I am Jesus.
-I am Tito. -It is a pleasure.
Yes.
Hi bo...
I love magic!
OK, OK.
Second...gi...girl...boy!
-What is your name? -I'm a boy.
Fidel.
Hi, Fidel. I am Tito.
No, don't touch. Don't touch.
For my next trick...you need to...
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
Watch, watch.
La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha...
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...
Look!
Hey! My clothes!
