Let's PARTY Live w/ DailyGrace, Beth in Show, Hannah Hart, & CoffeyChat - 1/16/13


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 16.01.2013

Transcript:

[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Let's party!

[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Wow.
That's so exciting.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello, and welcome to "My Damn Channel
LIVE." I am Grace Helbig.
BETH HOYT: And I'm Beth Hoyt.
-Happy hiatus.
GRACE HELBIG: Go.
Oh my god!
[SCREAMING]
GRACE HELBIG: You can do it.
Fuck.
OK, so it's OK.
-You broke it.
GRACE HELBIG: Great.
BETH HOYT: That was fun.
GRACE HELBIG: We did it.
BETH HOYT: I may want to gut it.
GRACE HELBIG: You can do it.
BETH HOYT: No.
GRACE HELBIG: To the right.
Uh-oh.
One more.
Yes, and--
and this is-- no.
BETH HOYT: I hate it.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a--
BETH HOYT: All right.
GRACE HELBIG: We like to instantly prove
that this a live show.
We have a lot of very exciting things planned.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
Get everything you've ever wanted to ask
us in the chat now.
Nate, our resident comment DJ, is ready to talk to you and to
bring us all your thoughts.
Hi, Nate.
GRACE HELBIG: Hi, Nate.
NATE: Hi.
Hey, Grace.
You're back from LA.
GRACE HELBIG: I am.
NATE: What?
GRACE HELBIG: I got stitches out and I'm back.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
She's ready for more stitches on today's show.
GRACE HELBIG: That's a huge possibility.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: How was your holiday, Nate?
How was your New Year?
NATE: It was super good.
GRACE HELBIG: That sounds great.
Thanks.
NATE: I can't remember a lot of it.
How about you?
BETH HOYT: Well, that sounds about right.
GRACE HELBIG: Same.
Yeah, we're in the same boat.
There are even more people here than
just Nate, thank god.
Today we have our very own house band, Savoir Adore.
BETH HOYT: They created that opening music.
GRACE HELBIG: Hi, guys.
-Hello!
BETH HOYT: This is really exciting.
You're here.
GRACE HELBIG: They're great.
BETH HOYT: And you just played that for us.
OK, they're not going anywhere.
They're gonna be here all show, playing for us, hanging
out like a house band.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
And let's bring--
BETH HOYT: That's right.
GRACE HELBIG: --in our friends.
Introducing someone who needs no introduction, from "My
Drunk Kitchen," Hannah Hart.

BETH HOYT: I'm happy for you, but OK.
And from "Coffey Chat," it's Shannon Coffey.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
BETH HOYT: Hi, Shannon.
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon Coffey.
Yay.
BETH HOYT: OK, we'll see you guys in a second.
And we have more exciting guests on the RSVP list.
Grace, are you ready for this show?
GRACE HELBIG: I've got excites.
BETH HOYT: OK, guys, keep getting your questions in.
But here's something really exciting.
Today you can call us on the phone and
we'll talk to you live.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, yes.
And we can hang up on you, too, because-- and then we
probably will--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: --hang up on you.
That's just kind of the ladies we are.
NATE: A phone.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, here's the number.
Nate's got the phone.
The line is only open when we're doing Q&As.
GRACE HELBIG: Good job, Nate.
Nate should be a Barker's beauty.
NATE: Right?
GRACE HELBIG: That was a great job.
BETH HOYT: It was really good.
Very good.
You just need some fake nails.
I want you to be wearing press-on nails, Nate.
All right, so he's in charge of the phone lines.
So be good on the chat.
And then he'll turn them on.
And when we do Q&As, we'll talk to you on the phone.
GRACE HELBIG: We are going to set up for a round of shots
and shots with Hannah and Shannon.
So grab your own shots or popcorn or whatever, and we
will be right back.
You can do this.
BETH HOYT: Just cut to the video.
I don't get it.
BETH HOYT: So I just want you guys to have fun and just
really go for it, OK?
Let the games begin.
-Great.
-OK.
-This seems really natural.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-OK.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I like that.
Oh, no.
-[INAUDIBLE]
ever.
GRACE HELBIG: I've done these ones before.

ANDREW WK: Do we have any cherry pies in the house?
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, yeah.
ANDREW WK: Wow.
I wasn't expecting to have these so quickly.
BETH HOYT: Sure, let's give them 30
seconds to really, like--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: --get in there.

A heart.
Oh, boy.
Oh, god.
What is it?
Do you think it's real?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
-God.
[SCREAMING]
GRACE HELBIG: Why does this company do this to me?

-Up next is the beautiful SoundlyAwake.
The beautiful DailyGrace.

BETH HOYT: I'm prepared.
-All right, here we go.
OK.
BETH HOYT: Actually, I think it's gonna be delicious.
That's what I'll tell myself.
-There we go.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
Oh, man.
Oh, boy.
-This is weirdly sensual, don't you think?
No?
BETH HOYT: No.

Flirt, seduce, then make out with your hand.
-What?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
[LAUGHTER]
-I can't, I can't, I can't.
I have a girlfriend.
She's over here.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: You want to have some real fun?
BETH HOYT: Of course I do.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: Yeah?
That's how we have real fun.
Russian Roulette!
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
You can't-- you can't do Russian Roulette on YouTube.
-It's a--
guys, have you guys played this?
It's fun.

GRACE HELBIG: Welcome back.
Did you miss us?
We don't care.
Let's play Shots 'n' Shots.

BETH HOYT: This is how it works.
Basically, you throw this ball into that hoop.
You get two chances.
If you miss, you gotta take one of these shots.
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa.
BETH HOYT: These are--
these are tough shots today.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Last time we did this, you were here.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And you were here.
-Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And Nate killed Tyler Oakley.
NATE: Yeah, but, you know, you said to fill it with poison.
So I filled it with poison.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate.
BETH HOYT: That's not-- that's not what I said.
SHANNON COFFEY: You need to learn how to
take a joke, you idiot.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh!
BETH HOYT: Shannon's getting it, Shannon's getting it.
GRACE HELBIG: I just got cooler than Nate.
HANNAH HART: Oh, no.
BETH HOYT: Nate, we love you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Check it out.
BETH HOYT: So OK, yeah, Hannah--
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Will you guys--
Hannan--
HANNAH HART: Yeah, uh, I--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: So describe our shots for us.
HANNAH HART: I will.
Um, as the resident hotshot, I am here to-- hey, everybody.
BETH HOYT: What up.
GRACE HELBIG: We're live.
HANNAH HART: And I am--
I am here to explain to you what the shots actually are.
First, here we have the Oink Oink, which is a shot composed
of vodka and vegan bacon.
NATE: Oh.
-My favorite.
HANNAH HART: Next, we have In a Pickle, which
is vodka in a pickle.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, my god.
HANNAH HART: Olive U 4ever, a martini kind of thing with
lots of olives in it.
Yay.
PB&J, it's-- it's vodka and a PB&J, guys.
BETH HOYT: So that's a big one.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, it's big.
BETH HOYT: That's a big chunk of sandwich in there.
HANNAH HART: Oh, and a Shannon finger.
Last of all, we have the Cinnamon Challenge, which is
whiskey and cinnamon.
-Ooh, ooh.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that one sounds delicious.
HANNAH HART: That one sounds really good, actually.
I--
BETH HOYT: It's just--
HANNAH HART: I wouldn't taking that.
BETH HOYT: I want that one.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: I would do everything on that table.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: So the thing is, they go down-- they go in
order, though.
So we have, like, this is first and the Cinnamon
Challenge is last.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, really?
BETH HOYT: So you have to do the one--
HANNAH HART: I would like to go fourth.
BETH HOYT: You're first, Grace.
Show us how it's done.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
HANNAH HART: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Good luck.
GRACE HELBIG: I stand here?
HANNAH HART: Good luck.
BETH HOYT: Go, Grace.
Grace, Grace, Grace.
SHANNON COFFEY: Sports, sports,
sports, sports, sports.
BETH HOYT: Go, Grace.
Oh.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: That was amazing.
GRACE HELBIG: Hey, can I take a victory shot?
BETH HOYT: You don't have to-- you made it.
You don't have to go again.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: I mean, you can.
Do it again.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, save yourself now.
Don't do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
Oh, no.
GRACE HELBIG: Take a shot.
BETH HOYT: Hannah, Hannah.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, do I get to take a shot?
SHANNON COFFEY: Do you want this?
BETH HOYT: I can pour you another one, though.
HANNAH HART: You can take it.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, can I take the shot?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK, you get the Oink Oink.
HANNAH HART: Yeah!
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: She's just willfully drinking.
GRACE HELBIG: This is a cheers to my mother, who called me
right before this show.
Hi, Mom.
This is what you created.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oink Oink.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[FAKE RETCHING SOUNDS]
BETH HOYT: Puke, puke, puke, puke, puke.
HANNAH HART: Oh, man.
BETH HOYT: Just so you know, she didn't have to do that and
she chose to.
GRACE HELBIG: Bad choice, y'all.
Bad choice.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: My choice.
Sometimes in life, we make bad choices.
HANNAH HART: Over and over again.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Hannah, go for it.
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
[GROANS]
HANNAH HART: Sports.
Yeah.
[GROANS]
GRACE HELBIG: That was very close.
HANNAH HART: Oops.
Looks like I'll have to take this shot.
Worst day or best day?
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
And one pickle.
GRACE HELBIG: You got the easy one.
HANNAH HART: Woo!
I'm alive.
GRACE HELBIG: She's back.
HANNAH HART: I'm back.
Uh, uh, uh.
BETH HOYT: That looks good.
Yummy, yummy.
HANNAH HART: Yummy, yummy.
BETH HOYT: Good job.
OK.
HANNAH HART: All right.
BETH HOYT: Do it, Shannon.
SHANNON COFFEY: Everyone is doing such a great job today.
And, um, all right.
Let's see.
Jesus Christ.
BETH HOYT: You get two chances.
Oh, gosh.
HANNAH HART: Go, Shannon.
Do it.
[GROANS]
SHANNON COFFEY: No, two chances.
HANNAH HART: Two chances.
Second ball.
BETH HOYT: So that's pretty close.
GRACE HELBIG: Second chance.
Underhand.
BETH HOYT: She's grannying it from, like, a foot away.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Like Wilt Chamberlain.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
[GROANS]
SHANNON COFFEY: No.
BETH HOYT: Ooh, this is--
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: This is like a martini.
HANNAH HART: This is the bad one.
SHANNON COFFEY: This is the bad one.
BETH HOYT: Shannon just told us before the show that she's
not good at shots.
SHANNON COFFEY: I will tell you, like, all my secrets.
And just, like, don't make me do this shot.
HANNAH HART: Oh, I share all my secrets.
Do whatever you want.
GRACE HELBIG: Give it to the band.
Make the band take a shot.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: She's so gracious.
-Oh god, what is this one?
SHANNON COFFEY: I've always had such a big crush on you.
I just, like, want to share everything with you.
-That's just a martini.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
Go for it.
HANNAH HART: The band is great!
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah!
-Half and half?
-You should go half and half.
HANNAH HART: Halfsies.
-You want to split it with me?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Best friends.
Best friends, yeah.
-At the same time.
Just pour it on our heads.

HANNAH HART: That's not-- you guys.
PAUL: OK, I'll--
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, no.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
[CHEERS]
HANNAH HART: How was it?
BETH HOYT: All right, Paul.
Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a bad choice, Paul.
Bad choice.
HANNAH HART: Here, now take a shot.
PAUL HAMMER: It's salty.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, it's salty.
Ooh.
[GROANS]
HANNAH HART: Could have been everything.
There you go.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Beth.
BETH HOYT: No pressure.
GRACE HELBIG: Go, Beth.
HANNAH HART: You're gonna have diarrhea.
BETH HOYT: I'm so good at all the games we play.
HANNAH HART: Just FYI.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: I never make it, and I did it today.
HANNAH HART: Take a reward shot.
BETH HOYT: But I'll take it, because Grace did.
SHANNON COFFEY: You want PB&J?
It's the best one.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: So lucky.
BETH HOYT: I'll take it.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: So should I eat the sandwich first?
GRACE HELBIG: Do it.
Eat the sandwich.
Live while you're young.
BETH HOYT: I think it has to go all in one.
HANNAH HART: Be yourself.
GRACE HELBIG: Live while you're young.
HANNAH HART: Oh, my god.

Oh god, guys.
It came apart.
It came apart.
She's come undone.
Cry-face, cry-face.
Cry-face, cry-face, face project.
[FAKE CRYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, [INAUDIBLE] doing drugs.
BETH HOYT: The deal is, it sobers you up.
So you take the shot, and all the-- wow, there was a lot of
vodka in there, surprisingly enough.
And then you get a sandwich to sober you up.
GRACE HELBIG: We have, like, a whole hour left of lying.
HANNAH HART: That's amazing.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
That was--
HANNAH HART: Wait, we have a whole hour left and we're
almost out of alcohol.
BETH HOYT: Grace--
Grace goes.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, I go now.
Oh, my god.
BETH HOYT: Wow, that was something.
HANNAH HART: Grace, here you go.
BETH HOYT: Goodbye.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: Say goodbye to me.
HANNAH HART: Go.
[GROANS]
GRACE HELBIG: Sugar.

[GROANS]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, my god.
OK, what's left?
HANNAH HART: Cinnamon whiskey.
SHANNON COFFEY: The cinnamon challenge.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, this one seems like it should be fun.
HANNAH HART: Should be delicious.
BETH HOYT: Should be delicious.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's a nice shot glass.
GRACE HELBIG: This is great.
Within five minutes, mixed vodka and whiskey and fake
bacon and cinnamon.
HANNAH HART: Bacon.
GRACE HELBIG: This one is to my father, who also helped
create what is standing virtually in front
of you right now.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
HANNAH HART: Yep, OK.
So?
NATE: Aww.
HANNAH HART: That's what friends do.
BETH HOYT: I just smudged it.
I just made it longer.
HANNAH HART: Now you have a beautiful mustache.
It's so beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: That's my friends.
BETH HOYT: And that's what makes you beautiful.
SHANNON COFFEY: You look attractive in all ways.
GRACE HELBIG: That's what friends do.
BETH HOYT: Well, that was--
GRACE HELBIG: This is-- just putting things on.
HANNAH HART: This is what friends do.
What friends do.

You look so pretty.
GRACE HELBIG: Here I come.
HANNAH HART: Wrap her in the paper towels.
GRACE HELBIG: Miss America.
HANNAH HART: OK.
-You're beautiful.
HANNAH HART: That was really great.
BETH HOYT: She deserves that.
OK, that was awesome how we set up the rules and then we
just, like, drank it anyway.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: We'll be right back to answer your questions with
a lot of answers.
[CHEERING]

-All right, you guys, My Damn Channel is doing fantastic,
but we do need to get a little bit edgier.
Does anybody have any ideas?
-What if we renamed the channel My [BLEEP]
channel?
-Too edgy.
Little bit.
TYLER OAKLEY: Oh hey, girl.
My name is Tyler Oakley.
And you are watching "My Damn Channel LIVE."
GRACE HELBIG: Hey, guys.
Hannah, Beth, and I are here to get personal with you.
Ah, [GIBBERISH].
Get your questions into Nate.
Also, we are taking live calls today.
The number is below.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
And while Nate is gathering--
NATE: Turning on the phone.
BETH HOYT: He's turning it on.
GRACE HELBIG: He's turning on the phone.
BETH HOYT: All right, so Nate's gonna be gathering some
comments and, like, holding that phone till it rings.
And, um, Hannah, tell us about your new project.
HANNAH HART: Well, thank you, Beth.
I think I will.
BETH HOYT: I'm so excited.
HANNAH HART: For those of you who may or may not know, I
recently started an Indiegogo campaign at the beginning of
the month to launch "Hello Harto," which is a tour travel
charity show.
We're going to be going across America, doing various
volunteer activities along the way, shooting "My Drunk
Kitchens" in what could potentially be your home.
BETH HOYT: So cool.
HANNAH HART: And we're creating a travel show, and--
GRACE HELBIG: Improve your homes.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I'll drink to that.
[CHEERING]
HANNAH HART: See you soon.
GRACE HELBIG: Where can they go to donate?
This link below, right?
HANNAH HART: Check it out.
It's amazing.
BETH HOYT: That's so exciting, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: Indiegogo.com/helloharto.
BETH HOYT: It's really cool.
HANNAH HART: I just love yelling, guys.
BETH HOYT: I like it when you yell.
HANNAH HART: I just love to yell.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, that's how you get money from strangers,
is by yelling.
[DING]
NATE: Yeah, first comment.
[CHEERING]
NATE: It's from Lucas Klein.
It says, "what are your spirit animals?"
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
HANNAH HART: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: Jennifer Lawrence.
HANNAH HART: Jennifer Lawrence, if you're watching
this, just know that I would be so good to you.
And-- whoa, everybody's so quiet.
GRACE HELBIG: This is a sincere moment.
BETH HOYT: I was just thinking about her.
Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: I wanted you to have your moment.
HANNAH HART: Love you, J-Law.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
GRACE HELBIG: What would be your spirit animal?
BETH HOYT: I love whippet dogs.
But I hear they don't live very long.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, what are whippets?
BETH HOYT: The little-- the skinny--
yeah, they're really-- like, they're smaller than the
greyhounds.
I don't know if they're my spirit animal, but I just
think they're really fun.
GRACE HELBIG: They're dogs that just love whippets.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, seriously.
Those dogs love drugs.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, have you give a dog a whippet?
That's a fun time.
HANNAH HART: Don't-- don't give dogs--
GRACE HELBIG: Sarah McLachlan will get pissed.
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah, yeah.
You don't want to cry over that.
[DING]
NATE: New one.
Maleja Carvaljo says, "twerk off, pretty please."
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
Ready?
Can we get some music?
Guys, can we get some twerk music?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, twerk music.
Oh, shit.

NATE: Nate, twerk it.
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: Twerk it, Nate.
Twerk it.
Look at Nate.
He's twerking it.
NATE: You can't tell.
GRACE HELBIG: Twerk it.
Twerking so powerfully.
BETH HOYT: Woo!
HANNAH HART: Woo!
BETH HOYT: That was awesome.
GRACE HELBIG: Tell us in the comments who won.
[DING]
NATE: Ahh, another comment.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
Who won?
NATE: The Magic0214 says, "I'm semi-nervous at the
slip-and-slide thing will end in a trip to the emergency
room and a shot of whiskey."
BETH HOYT: That is probably gonna happen.
HANNAH HART: I want to-- you think you're nervous, kid?
OK, I'm nervous.
We've already been to the emergency
room once this month.
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah's really great at taking people to the
emergency room.
Side note, so it's under her special skills.
HANNAH HART: Hey.
BETH HOYT: So unless--
HANNAH HART: Again.
Jennifer Lawrence.
BETH HOYT: Unless Hannah's the one who wants to
go, then good luck.
GRACE HELBIG: Jennifer Lawrence, if
you ever hurt yourself--
HANNAH HART: If you need to go to the emergency room, just
let me know, babe.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Just let me know.
GRACE HELBIG: She's great at driving.
[DING]
NATE: OK.
Dreamsdecoded asks, "weirdest college moment or weirdest
moment with Mamrie Hart?"
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
Did you see us put the balloon antlers on our heads?
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, wait, wait.
NATE: Whoa, phone call.
GRACE HELBIG: We have a phone call.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: I gotta get this thing on.
GRACE HELBIG: Who's calling, who's calling?
BETH HOYT: Oh god, did I get it?
OK.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, you've rejected it.
BETH HOYT: No, no.
GRACE HELBIG: She just rejected your phone call.
HANNAH HART: She rejected it.
She did it wrong.
BETH HOYT: It's the same button for
reject and speaker phone.
HANNAH HART: Please call back, please call back.
BETH HOYT: So it's an old phone.
HANNAH HART: Beth, you're not allowed to touch it.
BETH HOYT: Call back.
I know--
I know how to do this.
GRACE HELBIG: Please call us back.
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: In the meantime, look at that.
NATE: Voltaireisanazi says, "which one of you would win in
a cage match?"
HANNAH HART: Oh, Grace, stop.
Nobody let Grace move.
Nobody let Grace move.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, which one of us would win in a cage match?
Girls should never be tamed.
HANNAH HART: Ooh.
Don't put me in a cage.
GRACE HELBIG: No, no, no.
So anyway, probably Hannah.
[DING]
HANNAH HART: I'm a pacifist.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate.
BETH HOYT: She's a scamperer.
NATE: That's it.
That's the answer.
LEG says, Grace, "what was your fav ever 'My Damn Channel
LIVE' moment?"
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my gosh.
NATE: Everybody can answer that.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, here's--
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: OK, I love-- this is--
it's been very nostalgic here in the studio today, because
we have all these pictures of all of our guests that used to
be on the show with us.
And I was just showing you guys this picture.
This might be my favorite moment.
[RINGING]
[SHRIEKS]
GRACE HELBIG: Is it Mamrie?
BETH HOYT: I got it.
HANNAH HART: OK, don't hit reject.
BETH HOYT: I know.
The problem is that it's rejecting, when it's supposed
to be speaker phone.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, you ended it.
BETH HOYT: I didn't.
I didn't.
I did not push the button.
HANNAH HART: Oh my-- incoming, incoming.
I will take care of this.
GRACE HELBIG: It's connected.
HANNAH HART: Hello.
CONNOR: Hello?
HANNAH HART: Yes!
Who are you?
CONNOR: Oh my gosh.
Am I actually talking to you guys?
HANNAH HART: Oh My Gosh is a cool name.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, shh.
What?
CONNOR: Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Hi.
Who is this?
CONNOR: I'm Connor.
-Hi, Connor.
GRACE HELBIG: You're live with us on "My Damn
Channel LIVE" right now.
CONNOR: Oh my god, wow.
HANNAH HART: This would be the most funny wrong number ever.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, right.
GRACE HELBIG: Connor, do you have a question for us?
CONNOR: I do.
What is your guys' favorite thing about each other?
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Connor.
Connor.
GRACE HELBIG: Absolutely nothing.
Thank you for calling.
Bye.
HANNAH HART: What?
GRACE HELBIG: That was great.
HANNAH HART: Oh, another mess-- thing.
I got it.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, don't activate.
Yes, activate.
Oh, and it ended.
HANNAH HART: No, it got it.
BETH HOYT: This is-- we just got the funnest
phone in the store.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait.
-Hello?
GRACE HELBIG: Call ended.
HANNAH HART: Incoming.
GRACE HELBIG: So many people are calling.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
[BEEPS]
GRACE HELBIG: Everything is horrible.
BETH HOYT: Something is happening.
Nate do you have any comments in the chat?
NATE: Yeah, I do.
BETH HOYT: We can rely on that.
NATE: Emily Holly asks--
HANNAH HART: We got a text.
NATE: What?
GRACE HELBIG: We got a text.
HANNAH HART: It says, does--
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, someone's on the phone.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
-Hi.
HANNAH HART: Ah!
BETH HOYT: Technology.
HANNAH HART: Does Grace have any kids?
GRACE HELBIG: No, thank god.
I don't think.
BETH HOYT: Hopefully not.
HANNAH HART: What's your fav moment--
GRACE HELBIG: One time I ate a burrito and I thought I was
pregnant, and, ugh, it was--
HANNAH HART: Chuck from South Africa.
GRACE HELBIG: South Africa, what are you doing?
HANNAH HART: I'm stealing Nate's job.
I'm sorry, Nate.
NATE: It's OK.
No, you're good.
GRACE HELBIG: We have so many text messages.
HANNAH HART: We have so many texts.
We have so many texts.
BETH HOYT: But we also have comments.
NATE: Yeah, we do.
Emily Holly says, "what's your favorite cheesy pickup line?"
HANNAH HART: Does Hannah date outside of her race?
GRACE HELBIG: I'm sorry, Nate, what did you say?
NATE: What's your favorite cheesy pickup line?
GRACE HELBIG: Cheesy pickup line.
NATE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I'm sure--
I feel like--
HANNAH HART: Was it Gouda for you?
BETH HOYT: Oh, please.
HANNAH HART: Cheesy pickup line.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
Hannah, that was hitting on so many levels.
HANNAH HART: I know.
BETH HOYT: It really was.
Also, because like, you know, you're a chef.
That was really just--
HANNAH HART: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: Blew it out of the water.
HANNAH HART: Is that your favorite thing about me?
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah, going back to that.
No, it's not my favorite thing.
You have more things about you as a person beyond just, like,
the things you're good at.
GRACE HELBIG: I like your hat.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
HANNAH HART: You do like that this hat.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
I wore it at Carnegie Hall last night.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, she did.
GRACE HELBIG: Oops.
I just dropped a name.
Let me pick that up.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
HANNAH HART: Boom.
BETH HOYT: Oh, we're hearing this.
HANNAH HART: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Something's happening.
We're getting so many texts.
Is someone on the phone?
HANNAH HART: Hello?
-Hello.
HANNAH HART: Hi.
Is this Connor still?
-Yeah.
Hi, I'm JP.
I'm in Santa Barbara right now, but I'm from Long Island.
I just wanted to call you guys.
I can't watch because I'm at work.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: JP from Santa Barbara, originally Long
Island, how are you?
-I'm fine.
Thank you.
Hello, everybody.
-Hello.
HANNAH HART: Oh, call ended.
GRACE HELBIG: No, it didn't.
Are you still--
JP's still there.
HANNAH HART: Oh, sorry.
The phone is really weird, guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, it's because there's other
calls coming in.
BETH HOYT: Don't show JP's number.
We can't.
HANNAH HART: Oh, my bad, my bad, just kidding.
GRACE HELBIG: JP, do you have a question for us?
-No.
But I just wanted to tell Nate to get a passport.
It's definitely worth it.
BETH HOYT: Right.
HANNAH HART: Get a passport.
NATE: All right, I'll get--
I don't have a passport.
BETH HOYT: Thanks, JP.
You're my favorite.
I talked to you yesterday, and I love you.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, stop stalking.
Just kidding.
BETH HOYT: No, I like him.
GRACE HELBIG: Just kidding, you're sweet.
You give great advice.
Nate, get a passport.
-See you soon.
GRACE HELBIG: Bye.
Bye, JP.
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: I got it.
GRACE HELBIG: End it.
BETH HOYT: I know.
Don't touch it, Beth.
HANNAH HART: Don't touch it.
[DING]
NATE: OK, I got another comment.
It's from Lucas Klein.
It says, "what is your most embarrassing internet story?"
GRACE HELBIG: Most embarrassing internet story.
NATE: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Most embarrassing internet story.
NATE: I can tell you mine.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, Nate,
NATE: It's when I got dressed up as a clown and had to dance
while breathing in helium live on this show.
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's one of my favorite
memories of you, Nate.
HANNAH HART: I wish we had a clip.
NATE: I wonder why.
GRACE HELBIG: This show has really taken Nate
from a boy to a man.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it's true.
NATE: Or something.
HANNAH HART: Manchild Nate.
NATE: Or something.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: From a clown to a DJ.
GRACE HELBIG: A very, very exploited man.
NATE: Clown to DJ.
GRACE HELBIG: Mm-hm.
How sweet.
HANNAH HART: And back.
Hello?
-Hello?
HANNAH HART: Who's this?
GRACE HELBIG: Who's this?
-This is Cody.
-Hi, Cody.
HANNAH HART: Wow, we're getting a lot of male callers.
I hadn't expected that.
BETH HOYT: It's OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Sorry.
HANNAH HART: What are you-- shut up, guys.
It's OK.
What's up, Cody?
-Nothing.
I just wanted to know if Grace will marry me.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
Will I marry Cody?
I don't believe in the sanctity of marriage, but
thank you so, so much.
-That's OK.
We could have--
GRACE HELBIG: My parents are divorced.
BETH HOYT: Thanks so much for calling, Cody.
HANNAH HART: This isn't therapy, Grace.
Bye, Cody.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: All right, and that's the end of this Q&A.
But there's gonna be so many more, you guys.
We'll be right back.

-Don't drink all the time, like-
BETH HOYT: I don't drink all the time.
-Look what I do on My Damn Channel show.
BETH HOYT: And I don't ever talk like that.
-I'm gonna drink a lot before I go on camera.
BETH HOYT: No.
That's not at all how it-- that's not what happens.
Absolutely.
Party.
ANDREW WK: Party.
-Oh.
-Just measuring with some vodka.
BETH HOYT: I mean, there's no marks on this.
How does that measure?
-Yeah, well, I put it in my mouth and I drink it, and then
I measure it as it's going down.
-It ain't a party till you got Bacardi.
Am I right?

BETH HOYT: I don't want to get too tipsy.
Um--
ah, that is so refreshing.

Hey, guys, we're back.
And we're doing with the Cooking With No Hands today.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Go.
HANNAH HART: I usually--
stop hitting me, Beth.
I usually cook with no purpose.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
OK, basically here's how it works.
One person is the other person's hands.
And today we are making boozy smoothies.
HANNAH HART: Ooh.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Here's how we're going to play.
So I'm gonna use Shannon--
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: --and Hannah to demonstrate.
So like, Shannon, you put your hands behind your back.
Can you guys see with the blenders?
Can you move over this way.
And then Hannah is the person behind, and she puts her hands
through these things, these holes here.
And then she has to put the stuff in the blender.
HANNAH HART: Oh yeah.
BETH HOYT: And then make the stuff in the blender.
And then put the booze in the blender.
HANNAH HART: I'm the best.
BETH HOYT: And then get Shannon to drink it.
And the first team to do that wins.
HANNAH HART: Woo!
BETH HOYT: And apparently Nate has, like,
some surprise twist.
We don't know what it is yet.
NATE: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, Nate's evil.

SHANNON COFFEY: Great.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate, what is the evil twist?
HANNAH HART: But you can see over my shoulder.
BETH HOYT: It's a surprise.
NATE: You'll have to find out.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
SHANNON COFFEY: I don't like surprises.
GRACE HELBIG: Me either.
HANNAH HART: I love them.
BETH HOYT: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: So?
BETH HOYT: So, Nate, will you count us down, like
count us into it?
HANNAH HART: Stop it, stop it.
Cheating.
NATE: All right, you gotta get ready.
SHANNON COFFEY: I was just gonna blend my hands off so
that I wouldn't use them.
HANNAH HART: Don't use your hands.
No.
NATE: Get in your ready position.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, we're ready.
OK.
NATE: You ready?
You guys ready?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
NATE: Set, and go.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god.
Here we go.
Here we go.
BETH HOYT: OK, first of all, take this to relax.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm gonna take ice.
BETH HOYT: Relax and chill.
SHANNON COFFEY: And I'm gonna pick up some bananas.
And I'm gonna get the alcohol, because--
HANNAH HART: This is so easy.
SHANNON COFFEY: --that's the most important part.
HANNAH HART: You know what's weird, is that this is how--
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm gonna put it all in there.
BETH HOYT: Sorry, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: This is how most of my cooking feels.
SHANNON COFFEY: --to give my friend who's--
BETH HOYT: I can't reach the ice.
HANNAH HART: I'm touching Beth's boobs.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Oh my god, no.
[DINGING]
BETH HOYT: No, that's not fair.
SHANNON COFFEY: Blend, blend.
NATE: Surprise challenge.
[SHRIEKS]
NATE: Put on these and continue.
Put these on.
[SHRIEKING]
SHANNON COFFEY: That's too much.

BETH HOYT: No, no.
HANNAH HART: Beth's trying to kill me.
BETH HOYT: No, it's good.
[LAUGHING]
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: We got it!
We got it!

BETH HOYT: We're almost there, Hannah.
HANNAH HART: It's not over.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god, this is
a really good smoothie.

GRACE HELBIG: We did it already.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, go home.

HANNAH HART: We won.
BETH HOYT: We won!
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm about to use my hands to say no.
HANNAH HART: It was me and Beth.
Me and Beth won.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't have a cow, man.
HANNAH HART: Move over.
BETH HOYT: I think you guys are disqualified because you
didn't add any yogurt.
GRACE HELBIG: We-- oh, well.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, no, because I sent an email.
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon has an allergy.
HANNAH HART: Allergies are so cool, man.
Why don't you brag about it?

GRACE HELBIG: All right.
So hey, everyone, cheers.
BETH HOYT: Hey, no dairy in this one.
-Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, hey.
Cheers to new things that we will never, ever do
again in our lives.
Hey, just like this next video that I will never do again.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
This-- this is a video maybe you guys have seen.
Nate's to blame for both of these.
HANNAH HART: Does anyone else feel both hot and cold?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
We're all having tiny strokes.
Let's relive the horror one more time of this horrible,
horrible day.
HANNAH HART: I love this video.

NATE: They have a haunted house here.
GRACE HELBIG: Really?
NATE: Yeah.
We should go check it out.
BETH HOYT: That-- that sounds great.
Halloween.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
I haven't been to one for so long.
Let's do it.
NATE: I'm pretty excited.
BETH HOYT: Nate.
NATE: What?
BETH HOYT: Shut up.

GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
NATE: Ah--
[BANG]
GRACE HELBIG: Ah!
Stop.
-During the tour, do not touch the set, the
props, or our patients.
And they probably won't touch you.
-I'll touch you.
[BANG]
GRACE HELBIG: No.
No, no, no, no, no.
BETH HOYT: No, this is gonna be fun.
OK.
GRACE HELBIG: No, stop, stop.
[SCREAMING]
GRACE HELBIG: No touching, no touching.
Oh my god.
Ah!
OK.
Are you having a good time, Nate?
NATE: I'm having the best time.
GRACE HELBIG: Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, there's something behind us.
NATE: Probably.
BETH HOYT: This is too long.
Too silent too long.
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: Holy [BLEEP].
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
GRACE HELBIG: No touching, no touching, no touching.
[SCREAMING]
GRACE HELBIG: No!
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: Holy [BEEP].
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Stop.
BETH HOYT: It's not OK.
GRACE HELBIG: I can't tell if my crotch is sweating or if I
pissed my pants.
No, no.
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: [INAUDIBLE].
-I just want to wear your face.
GRACE HELBIG: No!
You need a girlfriend.
You need a girlfriend.
-[INAUDIBLE].
Come on!
GRACE HELBIG: Find me on Facebook.
-You told me you loved me!
GRACE HELBIG: No!
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
[CHAINSAWS]
BETH HOYT: You guys are scaring us.
GRACE HELBIG: I hope they got those chainsaws at Lowes.
NATE: You guys, if I know anything about scary movies,
though, there's probably, like, a last jump scare.
GRACE HELBIG: No, stop.
NATE: And right so--
GRACE HELBIG: Go, go.
[SCREAMING]
BETH HOYT: OK, go.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
GRACE HELBIG: That was a [BLEEP]
nightmare.
BETH HOYT: This is all your fault, Nate.
NATE: Guys, let's go again.

BETH HOYT: Hi, guys, we're back.
And Grace and I have got Shannon Coffey from "Coffey
Chat."
GRACE HELBIG: Slam.
BETH HOYT: Boom.
We'll take all your personal questions.
Nate will filter out the good stuff.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
And, guys, remember you can call us.
BETH HOYT: It's very-- it's a very
efficient process we have--
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: --going here with that phone call.
SHANNON COFFEY: I can't wait to hang up on you guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
It's all accidental, of course.
Nate, do you have any questions in the chat?
BETH HOYT: I think--
NATE: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
NATE: Peter Pacey says, "Grace, how's your forehead
doing?"
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, do you want to see?
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
GRACE HELBIG: It's been doing really well.
I'll show you, guys.
See?
BETH HOYT: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Not too bad.
BETH HOYT: That looks so bad-ass.
That's great.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I feel like I'm a
true MMA fighter now.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
You're looking like it.
GRACE HELBIG: Finally fulfilled all my dreams.
Thank you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: You still have a big bruise on your arm?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I got a big bruise on my arm, too.
Look at that.
Slam.
Yeah, jambones jones right there.
SHANNON COFFEY: You are such a buff, sexy lady.
BETH HOYT: Just show off your boo-boo section.
GRACE HELBIG: Sorry.
Just some-- dropping elbows, that's what.
BETH HOYT: Boom.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, so--
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: So--
BETH HOYT: Just living the life.
NATE: OK, Meganissoawesome says, "what is the funniest
moment on 'My Damn Channel LIVE?'"
GRACE HELBIG: God, there's so many.
SHANNON COFFEY: I think when the cameras are off, like all
those times you guys are always like--
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh, yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: --oh, there's liquid poop
coming out of my vagina.
And I'm like, you girls are just, like, so attractive and
it's so hard not to be in love with you.
I just think that's always the funny stuff.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
It's, we are like the cast of "Friends."
BETH HOYT: Exactly.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
You're always like, [PUKING SOUNDS].
It's just--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: I mean, it's kind of romantic.
It's weird how you--
like, the cameras turn off and it's just--
BETH HOYT: And magic happens.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
It's, like, the moment the cameras turn off.
BETH HOYT: Right, exactly.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: It's like that's the funniest thing.
Yes, Nate.
NATE: OK, Wiberg28 says, "favorite Honey Boo Boo family
member."
GRACE HELBIG: There's so many.
I gotta say the baby with two thumbs on one hand.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: It's real impressive.
That baby--
BETH HOYT: Just think about her career already,
beginning-- like, she's got a great life ahead of her,
because she's just born into this stardom.
GRACE HELBIG: Think about her rating movies.
Just think about it.
The possibilities are endless.
No, they're only threefold.
BETH HOYT: But she can, like, really exuberantly--
GRACE HELBIG: She can, like-- you can like a movie, but she
can, like, really like a movie.
[DING]
NATE: Dredfinally asked, "how often do you get recognized on
the street?"
BETH HOYT: Like, when I see a friend?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, I--
NATE: It doesn't specify.
BETH HOYT: Because, like, sometimes--
because sometimes I'm, like, dressed real down.
Like, sometimes I'm really dressed down, down, down, and
then, like, they don't even rec--
I'm like, it's me.
And they're like, oh my god.
Are you going-- where are you-- are you going--
are you OK?
Are you sick?
And I'm like, no.
You know, and anyway, but then so that happ--
it's like, 50/50.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
I've gotten recognized twice as the girl that was in that
episode of "My Drunk Kitchen."
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: It's been real fun.
SHANNON COFFEY: I got recognized at the grocery
store, and it was really--
I felt really bad, because it was after I was telling the
lady-- she was like, why are you holding
back all the soaps?
And I was like, because you bagged with them with my food
and it makes me feel bad.
And someone was like, oh, Shannon, are
you being a bad person?
And I was like, uh, yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, no.
SHANNON COFFEY: But that woman deserved it.
GRACE HELBIG: She did.
[DING]
NATE: OK.
Alexa Rosselini says, "favorite thing to happen so
far this year?"
BETH HOYT: Oh, I should have made a list of all these
things for these--
there's so many--
GRACE HELBIG: I know.
BETH HOYT: --good things.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, man, what about that--
I really liked that One Direction "Kiss You" video.
I really liked when Hannah broke up.
Oh my god, that was, like, important.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: To me.
I was like, I knew it was fake.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, it was--
SHANNON COFFEY: Because it was fake.
Call Harry Styles up right now.
Don't we have a connection?
GRACE HELBIG: Can he call us right now?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, can he call?
Is he calling in?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, can someone ask Harry to call us?
BETH HOYT: Did I hang up on Harry?
GRACE HELBIG: He's got a third nipple.
SHANNON COFFEY: He has four nipples.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
Oh my god.
SHANNON COFFEY: Four nipples.
BETH HOYT: If he and the Honey Boo Boo child of three thumbs
had a child, how many--
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: How much extra shit would be happening?
SHANNON COFFEY: It would just be, like, nipples
coming out of the--
BETH HOYT: Like, an extra eyeball.
SHANNON COFFEY: And thumbs.
GRACE HELBIG: Nipples and thumbs.
Nipples and thumbs.
BETH HOYT: Nipples and thumbs--
[DING]
BETH HOYT: --would be the name, yeah, of their band.
GRACE HELBIG: Nipples on the thumbs.
NATE: GUNice says, "any Valentine's Day plans?"
GRACE HELBIG: Crying alone in the dark.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, eating some candy chocolates.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
I'm going to be making spaghetti and just wrapping
Katchoo in it.
GRACE HELBIG: Hey.
What do cats love more than sleeping?
BETH HOYT: That's so romantic.
GRACE HELBIG: Being wrapped in spaghetti.
BETH HOYT: That's so romantic.
SHANNON COFFEY: Ya, ya, ya. ya.
[DINGING]
NATE: Special guest alert.
[CHEERING]
NATE: Special guest alert.
[CHEERING]
JON FRIEDMAN: It's me.
I'm here.
I made it.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm so surprised.
GRACE HELBIG: We're so excited.
JON FRIEDMAN: Hey.
BETH HOYT: It's Jon Friedman of the "Jon Friedman Internet
Program."
JON FRIEDMAN: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Thank you for being here, Jon.
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm the guy who wastes four seconds of
everyone's time.
SHANNON COFFEY: Let's all touch you
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
You're real.
SHANNON COFFEY: Just to get some of it.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: You're real.
You're a real person.
BETH HOYT: Hi, Jon.
JON FRIEDMAN: Hey, guys.
BETH HOYT: Jon also is producer of "Guy Code." So how
do you feel being around all these ladies?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Is this like-- do you know-- are
you gonna go back--
SHANNON COFFEY: Do you get our code?
BETH HOYT: Do you have a lot of things to--
SHANNON COFFEY: Do you get this code?
JON FRIEDMAN: I know a lot of things.
I know the code for standing next to three
ladies, which is hands--
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah.
JON FRIEDMAN: --hands on the table.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't touch your penis.
BETH HOYT: You touched me-- you touched all of us earlier
before you did that.
JON FRIEDMAN: I did, but it was very gentle.
BETH HOYT: OK, it was.
Yes, it was.
JON FRIEDMAN: Very gentle.
GRACE HELBIG: It was like--
BETH HOYT: Just a slight bruise, but--
GRACE HELBIG: It's like when you--
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: --when you-- yeah, when you pet it--
JON FRIEDMAN: I didn't-- yeah, that wasn't--
BETH HOYT: I'm fine.
JON FRIEDMAN: No.
GRACE HELBIG: It's like in kindergarten when they teach
you to pet animals.
Two fingers, two fingers.
BETH HOYT: I never learned that.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's not a thing.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a thing.
So dear Mrs. Horn, what were you teaching us?
BETH HOYT: Grace, I'm sorry.
GRACE HELBIG: [INAUDIBLE] with two fingers.
JON FRIEDMAN: It's great in here.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I know.
There's a lot--
JON FRIEDMAN: Very nice.
BETH HOYT: There's a lot going on.
JON FRIEDMAN: It's, like, even cooler in person.
GRACE HELBIG: It's-- oh yeah.
Have you-- you've been here before.
JON FRIEDMAN: No.
BETH HOYT: It's like--
JON FRIEDMAN: I wait until a hiatus comes,
and then I show up.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Jon comes last minute and saves the day.
JON FRIEDMAN: Here I am.
GRACE HELBIG: He's a human Hail Mary play.
BETH HOYT: It's so weird because it's
like you've been here.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: Because we play your shows and we love them.
Yes, Nate, do the other comment.
NATE: Another comment.
It's from LogicKpalooza.
It says, "Shannon, how much coffee is too much coffee?"
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: There is no such thing as too much coffee.
I'm offended by the question.
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
SHANNON COFFEY: And you know what, I'm just
gonna be like, ah.
No, you guys, drink coffee.
Drink coffee as much as possible.
BETH HOYT: I don't think-- the ground just shook
when she did that.
SHANNON COFFEY: You know, if-- if your parents are telling
you not to drink coffee, I mean, just be like--
you don't know me, obviously.
And you didn't live your live, so don't try to hold me back.
And then go out and be like, where's Harry Styles.
And you find his body, and you lick all of his nipples.
And if you see Jon, if you see Jon on the street, you lick
his nipples, too.
BETH HOYT: The problem is that when you drink so much coffee,
your mouth gets dryer.
So, like, you just--
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: You need to--
SHANNON COFFEY: You need to lactate.
GRACE HELBIG: Are you a coffee drinker, Jon?
Yes.
BETH HOYT: Lactate.
GRACE HELBIG: How do you like your coffee?
JON FRIEDMAN: I drink it black.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
JON FRIEDMAN: It's quick and easy.
And--
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
It is.
JON FRIEDMAN: Two cups.
SHANNON COFFEY: Now, across the board--
BETH HOYT: Two cups.
SHANNON COFFEY: --do you love everything to
be quick and easy?
Guy code.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes, I do, actually.
You guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: Guy code.
BETH HOYT: This girl is on fire.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes.
SHANNON COFFEY: Guys, I'm Alicia Keys.
[DING]
NATE: I got a comment.
Fiona Smith Yes says, "what do you miss most about 2012?"
GRACE HELBIG: Jon, field this first.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
JON FRIEDMAN: That's a good question.
GRACE HELBIG: Chivalry's not dead.
JON FRIEDMAN: I miss--
SHANNON COFFEY: Respect that, man.
JON FRIEDMAN: --Thanksgiving.
That--
Thanksgiving was fun.
Yeah, and I also miss--
GRACE HELBIG: What did you do for Thanksgiving?
JON FRIEDMAN: --my mom and dad.
Hi.
SHANNON COFFEY: Did they not make it to 2013?
JON FRIEDMAN: I just haven't seen them.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, where are they from?
JON FRIEDMAN: New York.
I'm from New York.
GRACE HELBIG: Do you know that there's a phone number?
They can call in and talk to you.
NATE: Yeah, she could call.
BETH HOYT: They're watching this live right now, right?
JON FRIEDMAN: Of course, yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Would you like to say something to your
parents right now that are watching?
JON FRIEDMAN: I miss you so much.
SHANNON COFFEY: Aww.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
God--
BETH HOYT: Go, Jon.
And this is all part of guy code, by the way, right?
JON FRIEDMAN: Yes.
BETH HOYT: I can see you being, like, sensitive.
JON FRIEDMAN: You can see why I work on "Guy Code." I'm the
manliest of men.
GRACE HELBIG: He's doing the sensitive nag.
You know?
BETH HOYT: Rule number-- mm-hm.
[DING]
NATE: OK, It'sNotFebruary asked, "do you have any tips
on balancing passion and practicality?"
GRACE HELBIG: Jon, defer.
JON FRIEDMAN: Do I have any--
I was still thinking of--
BETH HOYT: That's a great question.
JON FRIEDMAN: --what I missed in 2012.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
Do you have any tips on balancing passion and
practicality?
NATE: Practicality, yeah.
JON FRIEDMAN: No.
BETH HOYT: Are you-- are you just--
you're good at, or are you currently struggling with it?
GRACE HELBIG: Use butter as lube.
JON FRIEDMAN: It comes and goes in waves.
SHANNON COFFEY: That works.
Don't use mayonnaise.
Someone in my high school used mayonnaise, and she passed out
in class because she got, like, some
weird, horrible poisoning.
And you don't want to see that.
But--
[DING]
NATE: New comment.
BETH HOYT: I don't even want to hear about that.
NATE: Jonathan Jay says, "which are you guys' favorite
horror movies?"
GRACE HELBIG: That clip that we just played.
BETH HOYT: I really loved "Cabin in the Woods." For
reals, I loved that movie, because it was, like, kind of
not a horror movie.
[RINGING]
BETH HOYT: I--
oh my god, is that our phone?
NATE: These are text messages.
There are 124 unread text messages.
BETH HOYT: This is my favorite horror movie, is this phone.
NATE: I think that's a ring.
GRACE HELBIG: We don't have a huge data plan on that phone.
Stop.
BETH HOYT: OK.
[RINGING]
BETH HOYT: Oh, god.
NATE: This is for real.
BETH HOYT: Jon, are you excited?
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm very-- is it my mom?
BETH HOYT: Maybe it's your mom.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello.
BETH HOYT: And then the problem is, it says reject
when you push speaker.
Hello.
You're talking to us on My Damn Channel.
How are you doing?
Who are you?
-[INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Oh, OK.
Hold on one second.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, it's not on speaker.
Hold on, we gotta figure this out.
This is speaker here.
BETH HOYT: Back up, but then you hit-- but
then it says Reject.
GRACE HELBIG: And I ended it.
I'm so sorry.
But maybe it's the--
BETH HOYT: If anyone who has a phone from 1996 and can tell
us how to deal with the fact that it says--
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah, fix the phone.
BETH HOYT: --reject--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Call us back, call us back.
HANNAH HART: You push the green button.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, but then how do you get it on speaker?
GRACE HELBIG: And then how do you get it on speaker?
HANNAH HART: Shh, shh.
Hello.
GRACE HELBIG: Not on speaker.
HANNAH HART: OK, I understand.
I need you to calm down.
I need you to calm down.
GRACE HELBIG: This is exactly what happened
when I broke my head.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's the next button.
HANNAH HART: I was like, don't--
don't fall asleep on the couch.
OK, you guys talk amongst yourselves.
I will be the phone navigator.
BETH HOYT: OK, Hannah, you just--
HANNAH HART: You figure that out.
BETH HOYT: You just crouch down in front there.
HANNAH HART: OK, favorite position.
BETH HOYT: Do you want some?
JON FRIEDMAN: What's in it?
BETH HOYT: Rum.
I think I put a little beer in mine.
There's yogurt and fruits.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's really good.
BETH HOYT: It's good for you, and it'll give you a good
afternoon cook.
JON FRIEDMAN: You know, I'm not--
I don't really, um--
[DING]
JON FRIEDMAN: --have dairy.
BETH HOYT: You can drink out of this thing.
NATE: Party Poison One says, "any tips for going to New
York City for the first time ever?"
GRACE HELBIG: Ooh.
Wear a diaphragm.
BETH HOYT: I--
I don't know.
I don't-- that's not one of my tips, I don't think.
They just make you feel--
I don't know.
But it will make you feel protected all the time.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
You just feel safe.
BETH HOYT: I think don't be afraid of Brooklyn, because I
love Brooklyn.
And everyone seems to come to New York and thinks that they
should just go to Times Square, but Times Square is
kind of hell.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: So you should go to Brooklyn,
because it's super fun.
JON FRIEDMAN: And don't go to Times Square at all.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't go.
I would never go to Times Square.
It's a horrible place.
GRACE HELBIG: And if you've never-- if you've never seen
it, go for, like, five minutes.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
For, like, five minutes--
BETH HOYT: Go be like--
GRACE HELBIG: --give yourself the opportunity to look at it
and be like, uh, cool.
And then get the eff out of there.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Real bad.
It's real bad.
BETH HOYT: OK, one more comment, Nate.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's do one more comment, Nate.
NATE: Sure.
I--
I don't know how to read that name.
Dr. Mooskaloova says, "what should Kimye name their
child?"
[RINGING]
HANNAH HART: Just kidding.
NATE: There's a phone call.
GRACE HELBIG: We have a phone call, maybe.
BETH HOYT: Hannah--
HANNAH HART: Hello?
Stop it.
BETH HOYT: Oh, see?
It's harder-- it's harder than it looks, right?
HANNAH HART: Shut up.
GRACE HELBIG: What should Kimye name her baby?
HANNAH HART: Hello.
JON FRIEDMAN: Kevin.
BETH HOYT: That's a great--
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, that's good.
BETH HOYT: I think they should do something normal.
NATE: Kevin.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: Very normal.
BETH HOYT: Kevin.
GRACE HELBIG: Get the K's going.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Hi.
Hi, good to talk with you.
No, it's just us.
GRACE HELBIG: You want to take that outside?
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: You want to take that outside?
It's very rude to talk on the phone.
BETH HOYT: This is what Hannah's
tour is gonna be like.
It's gonna be very personal and private and, like, one on
one with Hannah.
HANNAH HART: Uh-huh.
GRACE HELBIG: I think Kimye--
yeah, I think Kevin's a great name for Kimye's child.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
I like that a lot.
GRACE HELBIG: Boy or girl.
Kevin is very--
JON FRIEDMAN: Or Larry.
GRACE HELBIG: From what?
JON FRIEDMAN: Larry.
GRACE HELBIG: Larry?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, like Larry Stylinson.
It's real, it's real.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
SHANNON COFFEY: It's very unisexual.
BETH HOYT: All right, so before we go into our next
video, which is some of your videos--
JON FRIEDMAN: Oh, cool.
BETH HOYT: We would love to-- like, can we sing your theme
song together?
Can we do that?
GRACE HELBIG: This is a very musical episode.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And to intro into it.
JON FRIEDMAN: You guys can sing it.
Sure, go ahead.
BETH HOYT: You can just, like-- you can be--
JON FRIEDMAN: Oh, wait.
BETH HOYT: You can be [INAUDIBLE].
JON FRIEDMAN: Can I, like, give a plug to who actually
does that theme song?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
Who does the--
JON FRIEDMAN: Because most of the comments on there are
like, we love the theme song.
And I'm like, OK, that's cool.
GRACE HELBIG: Hate the content, love the song.
JON FRIEDMAN: But yes, the theme song is very cool.
And I'm glad you like it.
It's almost too catchy.
She almost did too good of a job.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
JON FRIEDMAN: But her name is Erin of Erin and her Cello.
So look her up.
She has a website, Erin and her Cello.
BETH HOYT: That's a great name.
JON FRIEDMAN: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: I like it.
JON FRIEDMAN: She has an album and everything, so--
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, man.
JON FRIEDMAN: --you really should check it out.
GRACE HELBIG: Sweet.
BETH HOYT: OK, check out Erin--
GRACE HELBIG: And now to ruin Erin's wonderful song, let's
all sing it together.
BETH HOYT: We're gonna sing it.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
JON FRIEDMAN: I'm gonna watch you guys do it.
-[SINGING]
It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program on the world wide web.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
[DIAL-UP MODEM]
-No, no, no, that's not for you.
I mean, I guess if you want.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ANDREW WK: Hello.
My name is Andrew WK, and you're watching "My Damn
Channel LIVE." Cheers, and party hard.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[DIAL-UP MODEM]

-OK, sure.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YVETTE NICOLE BROWN: Hi.
It's Yvette Nicole Brown, and you're watching "My Damn
Channel LIVE."
HANNAH HART: Your tap water looks weird.
BETH HOYT: Hi, guys.
HANNAH HART: I'm just gonna--
GRACE HELBIG: Welcome back to "My Damn Channel LIVE." You're
just in time for our auction swap.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: We're gonna do an auction swap.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, get some more-- wait.
Yeah, let's get some more band.
More band.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, band.
[HUMMING]
GRACE HELBIG: You're just in time for auction swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Woo!
BETH HOYT: Yeah, yeah, that sounds really good.
HANNAH HART: Wait.
I've always--
I've always wanted to do this.
I'm gonna say, we're going to Hawaii, and then you guys
react with, like, a wow.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh my goodness.
HANNAH HART: Hey, guys, we're gonna go on a trip to Hawaii.
[SURF GUITAR]
BETH HOYT: That was--
HANNAH HART: Doesn't that make it more real.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it took me there.
It took me there.
GRACE HELBIG: I really, really felt connected to that.
SHANNON COFFEY: We all got laid.
HANNAH HART: I thought we were connected to the island.
BETH HOYT: And now I'm back in New York City.
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, back to our auction swap.
We are each putting up, for the bidding, one of our most
precious "My Damn Channel LIVE" items to swap for
something of yours.
HANNAH HART: I'm putting up Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: No.
Ah.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
So, like--
HANNAH HART: She's got a pretty hat.
She's very strong, since she can lift bottles.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
She handles the bruise.
I mean, she doesn't even complain about it.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, she doesn't complain.
BETH HOYT: So we're gonna offer Grace.
Then you guys will offer something that you want to
swap her for.
So you write a comment that says, swapping for Grace,
like, some item, look a pen that has 10 colors.
And we'd be like, those pens are awesome.
I haven't had one of those pens in of forever.
And then we'd mail Grace to you.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, but what if we send me-- what if we can
just send Nate?
BETH HOYT: Oh, or we could auction off Nate, too.
NATE: I'd like to go somewhere new, but I gotta--
I got the gavel.
I gotta do this for you.
HANNAH HART: Excuses, excuses.
NATE: No, we need him, we need him.
GRACE HELBIG: No need to be so judgy.
HANNAH HART: Pssh.
BETH HOYT: Ooh.
GRACE HELBIG: Can't help it.
SHANNON COFFEY: Crappy guy code.
BETH HOYT: Can we get a bad joke?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, been hanging out with Hart.
[GUITAR RIFF]
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
All right, we really need to keep that handy.
SHANNON COFFEY: That was a very respectful bad-joke song.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: All right.
So, you guys, make sure that you know whose item you want
to swap for.
So say the name of the item in your comment.
Shannon, you're up first.
Let's see what your--
SHANNON COFFEY: OK, guys.
Lot number one.
I'm gonna check out for a second.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
SHANNON COFFEY: I got a photo of my cat Katchoo.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah.
HANNAH HART: God bless you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Check it out.
There you go.
You should watch "Coffey Chat." Now, this is my cat.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: So you know, guys, he has a very sexy body.
You can see he crosses his arm.
And he's in an actual human bed there.
So you can put whatever dirty thoughts you want into this
photograph.
Now, who wants to swap-a-swap this?
BETH HOYT: And this frame was very expensive, am I right?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, this was actually--
HANNAH HART: Handmade.
SHANNON COFFEY: --handmade by little tiny children all over
the universe.
And you know, they--
some of them are dead now.
They are gone in 2012.
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: But this frame will live forever.
NATE: Sammy Hook says, I'll swap Shannon's
picture for my homework.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, what kind of homework?
HANNAH HART: [INAUDIBLE].
SHANNON COFFEY: I need, like, the deets.
HANNAH HART: I can't do long division.
BETH HOYT: I do miss homework, though.
Like, doing something and knowing that it's done at the
end of it, that feels good.
I miss those things.
GRACE HELBIG: This is satisfying.
SHANNON COFFEY: Is it handwritten?
Like, is there notes?
GRACE HELBIG: Is it-- what was your best subject in school?
NATE: They don't say.
SHANNON COFFEY: I was, like, good at everything.
[DINGING]
NATE: Daniel Flores says, must--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
NATE: Daniel Flores says mustache key chain.
BETH HOYT: Nate says--
NATE: Mustache key chain for picture.
GRACE HELBIG: A mustache key chain.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh man, I don't know.
I have so much hair.
OK, so now I choose.
OK, um, I want--
I want the homework.
[GASPS]
GRACE HELBIG: Play it.
BETH HOYT: She wants the homework.
She wants the homework.
NATE: Homework?
OK.
Once, twice.
Let's swap.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's a swap.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SHANNON COFFEY: I have homework.
I have homework.
GRACE HELBIG: And you've got a pussy.
BETH HOYT: Oh, all right.
SHANNON COFFEY: I've got homework.
BETH HOYT: So we're going to mail this to you, and you're
gonna get the homework.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
Should we all lick this before we send it?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, flu season.

BETH HOYT: All right, we'll mail that to you.
OK, Hannah's next up.
HANNAH HART: Man, um, you gotta get in the right frame
of mind for that one.
BETH HOYT: Can we hear it, the bad joke?
[GUITAR RIFF]
HANNAH HART: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She's saying bad joke, but she means best joke.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
HANNAH HART: Best joke.
BETH HOYT: All right, Hannah's up next.
SHANNON COFFEY: Speech impediment.
BETH HOYT: Oh, did I say that?
I meant-- no, I meant that.
HANNAH HART: Oh, no!
GRACE HELBIG: What is it?
HANNAH HART: Oh no.
These shot glasses from Shots 'n' Shots.
Look at them.
They love each other.
You can't find me.
You don't know where I am.
I love you.
I love you.
GRACE HELBIG: They have all-- we've all touched those.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: They've been on our lips.
BETH HOYT: We will not wash those before we
email those to you.
GRACE HELBIG: So you--
HANNAH HART: They smell really weird.
BETH HOYT: They probably have-- this one, I think, had
the peanut butter and jelly.
HANNAH HART: They smell really weird.
BETH HOYT: It smells like me.
GRACE HELBIG: One had one bacon.
HANNAH HART: It smells like--
BETH HOYT: And this one smells good.
[DING]
GRACE HELBIG: That must be me.
NATE: Liz Lewis says, I'll swap anything for one of my
senior photos from 2010.
HANNAH HART: Cool.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, is there rows in the photo?
HANNAH HART: Are you--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: --wearing a faux pearl necklace?
BETH HOYT: I want to know if there's one of these.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Because I have one of those.
HANNAH HART: You look like-- you look like if Kate McKinnon
and Claire Danes had a baby.
BETH HOYT: Shut up.
HANNAH HART: Right?
BETH HOYT: And the baby just cries nonstop.
GRACE HELBIG: Do you want to swap for that, or do you want
to hold out for something else?
HANNAH HART: Let's hear one more.
[DING]
NATE: OK.
Musical Freakshow says, swapping my Sonic screwdriver
key chain for Hannah's shot glasses.
SHANNON COFFEY: Whoa, whoa.
HANNAH HART: It sounds like--
BETH HOYT: She wants it.
SHANNON COFFEY: I want it so much.
BETH HOYT: It's a swap.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a swap.
[GUITAR RIFF]
NATE: Let's swap.

SHANNON COFFEY: I got gypped.
I got gypped.
I got homework.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: What?
BETH HOYT: So no takebacks, no takebacks.
In lot number three, fresh from the
Atlantic, it's my lobster.
HANNAH HART: Whoa.
BETH HOYT: I'm offering this up to you guys.
It is-- her name is Robin.
You can name whatever you want, but just call her Robin
once in a while so she remembers me.
It's a magnet also.
And it makes a lot of noise, and it can scare people.
But it's also just kind of pretty cheap.
But, like, it's still special because it's
been on so many episodes.
HANNAH HART: Stop describing Grace.
BETH HOYT: Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, how many bruises does
it have right now?
BETH HOYT: It has one, two-- it has all these
bruises on its back.
HANNAH HART: Special but cheap.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah, Nate.
NATE: Panda Pen says they would-- oh yeah.
Sharpie Conclusion says panda pen for lobster.
BETH HOYT: Panda pen?
HANNAH HART: Panda pen.
Pandemonium this is causing.
BETH HOYT: Well, it's a p--
I love pens.
HANNAH HART: Bear with me.
BETH HOYT: Is it-- does the panda pen have 10 colors, or
does it have a panda that when you turn it upside-down, it
loses its bikini?
SHANNON COFFEY: That's inappropriate.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: I know.
I want it.
SHANNON COFFEY: Don't sexualize animals.
HANNAH HART: Tell me more about this panda pen.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I want shots of sunset.
MJ hates when you sexualize animals.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I want a panda in a bikini that comes on and off.
If it's that--
[DING]
NATE: OK.
Well, then Alejandra Magical says, I'll trade the lobster
for a figurine shaped like a green dog
wearing orange shades.
He's really cool and also a bank.
SHANNON COFFEY: Do it.
BETH HOYT: It sounds like it's sexualizing
animals, and I want it.
I want that sexy dog.
I want it.
GRACE HELBIG: It's a swap.
BETH HOYT: It's a swap.
[GUITAR RIFF]
HANNAH HART: [SINGING]
I am so happy right now, la, la, la, we're all friends.
Just kidding.
It's the end of the world.
BETH HOYT: All right, next up.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, and lastly is, in lot four, my bell,
which Nate does need to use for the rest of the show.
But I will mail it to whoever gives me the best bid as soon
as this show is over.
HANNAH HART: How does it work?
GRACE HELBIG: I promise.
Nate, demonstrate.
[DING]
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: It works.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, now who wants to swap for that bell?
And what will you swap me?
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh.
HANNAH HART: [SINGING]
Ring my bell.
SHANNON COFFEY: I want to swap this homework I got.
HANNAH HART: [SINGING]
Ring my bell.
GRACE HELBIG: This is what adoption feels like.
HANNAH HART: This is now how adoption works.
[DING]
NATE: Strong003 says, I'll swap a strobelight ice cube
for Grace's bell.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
HANNAH HART: I don't know.
BETH HOYT: Those words don't belong together.
HANNAH HART: Strobelight ice cube.
GRACE HELBIG: That's my safe word, actually.
BETH HOYT: Strobelight ice cube?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Strobelight ice cube.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
I want--
I want options.
I want one more.
I don't settle, is what I've been told in my life.
BETH HOYT: Does that you mean that you put it-- you can,
like, have it in your drink, and some sort of--
HANNAH HART: [SINGING]
Ring my bell.
GRACE HELBIG: I guess that's gonna encourage me to drink
more than I already do.
HANNAH HART: [SINGING]
Ring my bell.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: That's true.
NATE: Where For The Swing says, I'll swap a giant rubber
duck for the bell.
GRACE HELBIG: I want the--
I want a giant rubber duck.
I want a giant rubber duck.
HANNAH HART: She wants it so bad.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: A choice.
It's a swap.
[CHEERING]
[GUITAR RIFF]
HANNAH HART: Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.

BETH HOYT: Wow.
I'm feeling crazy.
I have a crazy idea.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: How about we call Dan and Phil from "Super
Amazing
Project." [CHEERING]
SHANNON COFFEY: No, oh my god.
Don't, don't, no.
HANNAH HART: Stop it.
GRACE HELBIG: I peed and I peed.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: The slip-and-slide will cover that.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I can't.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god, it's them.
[CHEERING]
-Hey, ladies.
Oh my god.

-Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool.
BETH HOYT: Hey, guys.
-Hi.
SHANNON COFFEY: We want them to like us.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, you guys look great, first of all.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you so much for being here.
-Thanks.
GRACE HELBIG: I like that you've coordinated your bang
parts so that they connect in the middle.
-Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: How-- how are you?
-Good.
-Good.
-We're cold.
England is cold.
GRACE HELBIG: It's also cold in New York.
HANNAH HART: It's really cold in New York.
Do you need to-- do you guys--
-We're on the same [INAUDIBLE], aren't we, New
York and England?
-Yeah.
-Otherwise.
-We have snow.
-Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: High five.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Touch us.
OK.
So what have you been up to today?
Any highlights?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, what's your day been like?
What'd you guys have for lunch?
BETH HOYT: What's going on?
-Just Tumblr all day.
-I got chased by a dog.
BETH HOYT: More, more, more!
SHANNON COFFEY: What kind, what kind?
BETH HOYT: Tell us more.
GRACE HELBIG: Did you kill it?
BETH HOYT: Was he wearing sunglasses?
-It was an angry dog.
-Did you kill the dog, though?
-I didn't kill it.
-He's lying.
He killed it.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
I can kill it for you if you need me to.
-Thanks.
GRACE HELBIG: You're welcome.
HANNAH HART: You're welcome.
BETH HOYT: Are you OK?
So nothing happ-- he didn't catch you?
-No, he didn't catch me.
I'm bite-free, unfortunately.
GRACE HELBIG: You're so--
-But I did--
GRACE HELBIG: --brave.
-I burned my hand on the oven.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, no!
BETH HOYT: So did I, so did I, so did I.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, marry each other.
SHANNON COFFEY: I looked away for a second.
-Call 911.
SHANNON COFFEY: When I looked back, I didn't
know what that was.
I thought that was a butthole.
I thought that was a butthole.
-You're out of control, Phil.
Like Brittney Spears.
HANNAH HART: You're out of control.
Stop throwing-- throwing buttholes.
GRACE HELBIG: What are your plans for the next few days?
HANNAH HART: Hanging out?
-We have got a radio show.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, you do.
You have a new radio show.
BETH HOYT: On the BBC.
That's so cool.
Congratulations.
-[INAUDIBLE].

GRACE HELBIG: What?
-That's exciting.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, OK, tell us about the radio show.
What is it going to be exactly?
-It means people can make their own music videos,
because it's all on video.
GRACE HELBIG: Wow.
-Just like a TV show, but not, because radio's less than TV.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, it's a video/radio show?
-Yeah.
-How futuristic is that?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
-This is life on the internet.
BETH HOYT: That's so cool.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: That's really cool.
GRACE HELBIG: Guys, my mind melted, and, ugh.
HANNAH HART: Dan and--
Dan and Phil, I'm just--
I just think you guys are both just so good.
You're both so good and great at what you do.
BETH HOYT: I think so, too.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, I agree also, all the time.
HANNAH HART: I just want you to-- no, I just
want you to know what.
BETH HOYT: Don't swat flies.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, I have a question.
When can we listen to your radio show?
-You touched me.
GRACE HELBIG: When can we listen/watch?
-In a good way.
SHANNON COFFEY: And do like this.
HANNAH HART: When can we listen with our eyes to your
radio show?
-Sunday. from 7:00 till 9:00.
GRACE HELBIG: 7:00 till 9:00.
Is that UK time?
-That's England time, which is--
GRACE HELBIG: OK, so someone do math.
BETH HOYT: That's--
HANNAH HART: Eight hours.
GRACE HELBIG: They're five hours ahead of us.
-Five hours different from New York, isn't it?
Or is it eight?
-Don't know.
GRACE HELBIG: I thought you guys were five hours.
[DINGING]
NATE: We got a comment here.
BETH HOYT: Nate has a comment for you guys.
NATE: Somebody said--
Shla came in and said, "Dan and Phil, you made my sick day
today so much better.
I watched your videos all day long."
-Oh, I hope you get better soon.
-Yes.
I hope that you're not throwing up watching--
-Yeah.
I've still been wearing my Christmas jumpers so I don't
get sick outside.
GRACE HELBIG: Phil, don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Ah, my god.
HANNAH HART: Do you guys ever just wake up
and be like, man--
GRACE HELBIG: We're great.
HANNAH HART: So great.
We're so great.
BETH HOYT: Does that happen?
Does that happen?
Or are you not morning people?
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Confused.
Confused.
So anyone else have some questions for Dan and Phil?
BETH HOYT: Nate, do you have any questions on the chat?
This is, like, so many-- so much technology going on,
especially us talking to you about your new radio show
that's going to be also a video.
Just, like, the levels that we're achieving right now is
phenomenal.
-[INAUDIBLE].
[DING]
NATE: OK, Dr. Mooskalava says, favorite YouTubers?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, OK.
Dan and Phil, do you have any--
NATE: Favorite YouTubers.
GRACE HELBIG: --favorite YouTubers?
-Community Channel.
GRACE HELBIG: Community Channel.
-I still really like Tosh.
-[INAUDIBLE].
Are you happy because [INAUDIBLE]?
-Yes.
-Smash number one.
-Smash are number one.
GRACE HELBIG: Smash is number one.
Two boys supporting two other boys.
-My guinea pig really likes
"DailyGrace." -Oh.
GRACE HELBIG: Don't you dare, don't you
dare, don't you dare.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, I think they're sexualizing that
guinea pig.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, like it, I like it.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, you know what I
just bought on Etsy?
And this might offend you, because that's a human-- a
real-live human--
BETH HOYT: A human.
That's a human guinea pig.
SHANNON COFFEY: Butthole.
[SHRIEKING]
-Stop.
HANNAH HART: It wants a finger in it.
-Is this an R-rated show?
Sorry, I didn't know.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
No, guys, listen.
You guys just-- you guys, I bought off of Etsy a guinea
pig butthole taxidermy.
HANNAH HART: She did.
I saw it.
It was so--
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
It's the bottom half of a guinea
pig, and it's taxidermy.
You put it on a plaque, and it just shows its--
-Why do you only have half?
-What do you do with that?
GRACE HELBIG: I'm going to--
HANNAH HART: Yeah, you just stare at it.
GRACE HELBIG: It's art.
Dan, it is art.
HANNAH HART: It's entrancing.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's also my safe word.
[DING]
NATE: I got another question.
[DINGING]
GRACE HELBIG: Nate has a question.
-Listen.
NATE: Lorena Frasier says, "Dan and Phil, have you ever
been to Canada yet?
If not, you have to come."
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever been to Canada.
-I haven't, but if I do, I want to [INAUDIBLE].
And I hear that have milk in bags.
-Is that racist?
BETH HOYT: Oh yeah.
Isn't that-- isn't that smart, though?
It saves on space.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, you can't be racist against Canadians.
They just take it in good humor.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, they're great.
I mean, look at Celine Dion.
She's a shining beacon of light.
[DINGING]
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: What?
NATE: Frankenmoonie says, if you were an animal,
what would you be?
HANNAH HART: I'd be a gerbil's butthole.
-I would be half-shark, half-eagle.
GRACE HELBIG: A half-giraffe, half-eagle.
-A sheagle.
-A sheagle.
-I'd just be a cat, because I mean, all they [INAUDIBLE].
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: Katchoo.
SHANNON COFFEY: You can take Katchoo.
GRACE HELBIG: No, you've already promised
it to someone else.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I'm gonna give this to you.
HANNAH HART: I would--
GRACE HELBIG: I'd be a sea otter.
They have the best time.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[DINGING]
NATE: Another comment.
GRACE HELBIG: Nate's got another comment.
NATE: HannahStar077 says, "Dan and Phil, have you been to
Wales, or can you speak any Welsh?"
-I can't speak any Welsh.
I've been to Wales.
It's like England, but across a bridge.
And a few sheep.
GRACE HELBIG: Sounds perfect.
-They say it like, "way-el."
GRACE HELBIG: Way-el.
BETH HOYT: That's kinda great.
-He's trying.
HANNAH HART: I can speak Wales.
GRACE HELBIG: You just offended a whole nation.
HANNAH HART: They're the Wales heads.
[HOWLING SOUNDS]
GRACE HELBIG: Do people in Wales have those bumper
stickers that say, save the whales?
HANNAH HART: They're called the Welsh.
[DINGING]
NATE: Reagan Marie says, favorite song?
Question mark.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, favorite song.
-Favorite song.
[INAUDIBLE].
-I thought you said favorite sock.
GRACE HELBIG: Ah!
Don't do that.
-Favorite sock.
GRACE HELBIG: There's a web--
there's a website called wikiFeet.
BETH HOYT: Ooh, you're in it now.
HANNAH HART: There is a website.
Yeah, Phil, now you're--
BETH HOYT: You're done.
GRACE HELBIG: You've signed your-- wikiFeet, they--
-[INAUDIBLE] stupid questions, like what's your favorite film
of all time?
And it's like, I don't know.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, so what--
-[INAUDIBLE]
answer.
GRACE HELBIG: Here's a question then.
-That's a lazy response.
GRACE HELBIG: If you turned your iPod on, or your iPhone,
what's the first you'd want to listen to?

-I like the theme for "True Blood."
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
I love that, too.
I have that on mine, too.
That's good.
-You want to be from the deep South--
BETH HOYT: It's very sexy.
--of America in your heart.
HANNAH HART: "True Blood" is great.
-I have cable on my phone, because I'm just so cool.
HANNAH HART: You have cable on your phone.
-[INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART: You have K-pop on your phone?
You could be a K-pop star, Dan.
You have great hair.
you could really just be like--
GRACE HELBIG: You could do anything with that hair.
HANNAH HART: You could do anything you want.
Dan.
BETH HOYT: It's true.
GRACE HELBIG: Have you ever thought of running for--
-President of Korea.
[DINGING]
NATE: I have another comment.
It's from LucyMichanXO.
It says, "what is your favorite candy?"
BETH HOYT: Ooh, I love this question.
-Yeah, but American candy has Sour Patch Kids.
BETH HOYT: Is which?
-Sour Patch Kids.
GRACE HELBIG: Sour Patch Kids.
HANNAH HART: Sour Patch Kids.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
-Seriously.
-Ain't nobody got time for that.
We have sweets but more teasers in England.
And basically like [INAUDIBLE]
taste like crap.
And [INAUDIBLE].
-Fizzy little buttholes.
Very good.
HANNAH HART: Ooh!
GRACE HELBIG: Fizzy.
Excuse me, fizzy buttholes?
HANNAH HART: Fizzy little buttholes.
-It's--
[LAUGHS]
HANNAH HART: Is what he said.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Have you found our hidden word for the day, kids?
HANNAH HART: Butthole.
BETH HOYT: You at home, do you know what it is yet?
GRACE HELBIG: You're not into chocolate?
HANNAH HART: Hey.
-Chocolate?
HANNAH HART: They say, once you go chocolate--
-I don't like American chocolate, though.
I'm sorry.
GRACE HELBIG: You don't?
What's the difference between American and UK chocolate?
-Just it tastes like-- it tastes like--
HANNAH HART: It tastes like plastic.
BETH HOYT: You guys do have great chocolate.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, no.
BETH HOYT: Because you have the Cadbury, the eggs.
-[INAUDIBLE]
tastes like sand.
-Sand, there you go--
boxes.
GRACE HELBIG: Well, Dan and Phil, we've learned so much
about you today.
Thank you so, so much.
BETH HOYT: This was so cool.
Thank you for joining us.
Have a great show.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: We love you.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

BETH HOYT: Yeah, and we'll watch the show on Sunday.
SHANNON COFFEY: Super amazing project.
GRACE HELBIG: Bye, guys.
HANNAH HART: Thank you for showing buttlines online.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, woo-hoo.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, guys, listen.
HANNAH HART: Wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: That was beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's just all take a second to breathe in.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
Later.
BETH HOYT: That was very cool.
HANNAH HART: I want to-- maybe I should--
I don't know, maybe I should do, like, Dan Cosplay to dye
my hair and [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: You could do it so easily.
SHANNON COFFEY: You should.
HANNAH HART: Right, I should try it.
BETH HOYT: Try it.
It's January.
GRACE HELBIG: Why don't we ever do a "Super Amazing
Project" parody?
HANNAH HART: I know.
GRACE HELBIG: I've got bangs now, they're great for it.
HANNAH HART: Oh my god!
BETH HOYT: Ideas are--
GRACE HELBIG: OK, guys, listen.
BETH HOYT: Ideas as happening.
GRACE HELBIG: Sorry.
Wait, this is a think tank, and we are
swimming in it, guys.
It is time for Savoir Adore to help us do live karaoke.
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: This is so exciting.
OK, so we're gonna-- can you guys move this table?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes, yes.
SHANNON COFFEY: We'll help you.
GRACE HELBIG: Pick up the essentials.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
Oh, no.

It's happening.
Savoir Adore is going to play the music, obviously.
They have two bowls.
So one bowl has the name of songs, and one
bowl has our names.
So this is all very random.
We're just gonna pick one of each, and then we're going to
use this microphone and we're going to do it.
All right, who's up first?
PAUL HAMMER: All right.
HANNAH HART: Song first.
PAUL HAMMER: Song, right?
BETH HOYT: Song.
PAUL HAMMER: What song you got?
DEIDRE MURO: "Living
on a Prayer." [CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Starting off big.
We're starting off big.
PAUL HAMMER: Let's see, let's see.
What do we got?
BETH HOYT: Oh, boy.
PAUL HAMMER: It's Nate.
BETH HOYT: Nate!
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
HANNAH HART: Take it off, take it off.
BETH HOYT: Nate, Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: Be yourself.
PAUL HAMMER: Here we go.
GRACE HELBIG: Here we go, Nate.
PAUL HAMMER: On three.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NATE: Oh, I know the words to this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: That was beautiful.
NATE: Ace.
BETH HOYT: Gosh, beautiful.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, we need to mention that we're doing
abbreviated karaoke.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We're not gonna take up all your time.
SHANNON COFFEY: Ah.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh.
BETH HOYT: That's kind of the heart of it.
HANNAH HART: I just love attention.
NATE: Next one.
BETH HOYT: All right, who's next?
This is exciting.
DEIDRE MURO: The next song is
"Call Me Maybe." [CHEERS]
PAUL HAMMER: Let's see who's singing that.
It is Grace.
[CHEERS]
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Grace, Grace, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Count me in, Savoir Adore.
PAUL HAMMER: 1, 2, 3, 4.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Are you lip-syncing?
[SINGING]
BETH HOYT: Wow, she's really good.
HANNAH HART: Woo!
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you, thank you.
SHANNON COFFEY: I am feeling inspired.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
HANNAH HART: You guys are musical geniuses.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh, stop.
Oh, stop.
GRACE HELBIG: I lost my crown on that one, so thank you.
DEIDRE MURO: All right, next song is "Edge of
Glory," Lady Gaga.
PAUL HAMMER: Glory.
HANNAH HART: "Edge of Glory."
GRACE HELBIG: "Edge of Glory."
PAUL HAMMER: Wo do we got?
It's Beth.
-Beth!
DEIDRE MURO: Free chorus?
BETH HOYT: I feel like I'm on the edge.
PAUL HAMMER: Free chorus.
BETH HOYT: I'm on the edge.
HANNAH HART: Try to play.
BETH HOYT: I got my pants on.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SHRIEKING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Save me.
I am on the edge.

HANNAH HART: I think--
I think karaoke's going really, really, really well.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I agree.
GRACE HELBIG: What's next, what's next, what's next?
DEIDRE MURO: "Rolling in the Deep," Adele.
[CHEERS]
BETH HOYT: This is not an easy number.
HANNAH HART: And who could it be?
PAUL HAMMER: Hannah.
[CHEERS]
HANNAH HART: I can, I can, I can, I can.
BETH HOYT: Do it.
HANNAH HART: Is this thing on?
GRACE HELBIG: Adele is a mom.
HANNAH HART: Adele is a mom, Adele is a mom.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PAUL HAMMER: Here comes the chorus.
HANNAH HART: Here we go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: Go, Hannah.

BETH HOYT: Wow, that was incredible.
HANNAH HART: What could be left?
PAUL HAMMER: That was special.
HANNAH HART: What could be left?
BETH HOYT: I know.
Who's left?
What's the song?
DEIDRE MURO: Last song, "What Makes You
Beautiful," One Direction.
[CHEERS]
SHANNON COFFEY: I need a--
HANNAH HART: It's the best song.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, we gotta sing it together, because One
Direction is all about a group.
GRACE HELBIG: We're a group.
SHANNON COFFEY: Come on, group.
HANNAH HART: Here we go.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm Zane.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PAUL HAMMER: 1, 2, 3.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRACE HELBIG: And that was our impression of Hoboken.
Yay.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: I'm so glad that part is over, because karaoke
makes me really tense.
In a minute, we're talking with Deidre and Paul of Savoir
Adore So get your questions in the chat for them right now.
As soon as we're back-- we're all gonna come
back later in a minute.
But we'll see you guys in a second.

-Hello, Michael.
-Hey, Mr. Bus.
-Going to work today.
-No, silly bus.
It's Saturday.
-All right, partner.
-All right then.
-See you on Monday.

STEVE RANNAZZISI: Hey, I'm Steve Rannazzisi, and you're
watching "My Damn Channel LIVE."
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
Hi, guys.
Welcome back.
Welcome to Deidre and Paul of Savoir Adore.
This is their album.
This is a brand-new album.
This is so beautiful to actually have a record.
PAUL HAMMER: Wow.
BETH HOYT: And hold it like this.
It's beautiful.
Can you tell us about this?
PAUL HAMMER: Sure.
DEIDRE MURO: New album.
PAUL HAMMER: Yeah. this is our new album.
We worked on it for, like, two years about.
And it's cool, because it's actually our first
record-record, too.
We've never printed the big--
DEIDRE MURO: So beautiful.
PAUL HAMMER: It's like a CD, but big.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
PAUL HAMMER: You know, it's--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, you guys see in relation to me.
PAUL HAMMER: You play it in your car to me.
BETH HOYT: I'm not as tiny that it's a CD.
Wouldn't that be great?
Anyways, so again, this is Deidre and Paul of Savoir
Adore, who did our theme song and, again, this album.
And this is awesome.
I'm a big fan.
I really am.
I love your music.
[DING]
NATE: We have a comment from the unit.
Andthentherewerecats asks, "what's the band's
favorite/inspiring influence?"
BETH HOYT: Ooh, I'd love to hear that.
PAUL HAMMER: Ooh.
DEIDRE MURO: Ooh, influence overall?
NATE: Band influence, yeah.
PAUL HAMMER: Basketball?
DEIDRE MURO: Nature.
PAUL HAMMER: Nature.
DEIDRE MURO: Nature and basketball.
PAUL HAMMER: Nature.
The game, Horse.
We don't actually--
we've never actually played basketball.
DEIDRE MURO: Horse, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Really?
PAUL HAMMER: But we've played Horse with basketball.
DEIDRE MURO: It's a great two-person game.
PAUL HAMMER: Mm-hm.
BETH HOYT: Is that where you, like-- when you're
running out of ideas--
PAUL HAMMER: Oh yes.
DEIDRE MURO: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And break-- blow off some steam--
PAUL HAMMER: That's it.
BETH HOYT: --when you're writing music.
Really?
DEIDRE MURO: And we're both really bad at it.
PAUL HAMMER: Really bad.
It makes it more fun.
DEIDRE MURO: So it's really fun.
BETH HOYT: I could play with you guys.
I know how to be bad at Horse.
DEIDRE MURO: It takes skill.
BETH HOYT: Also, you have a show coming up at the Music
Hall of Williamsburg.
PAUL HAMMER: We do, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Can you tell us about that?
PAUL HAMMER: Mm-hm.
BETH HOYT: That's really cool.
PAUL HAMMER: Next Tuesday.
BETH HOYT: I'm not ready.
PAUL HAMMER: Next Tuesday the 22nd, we're playing with--
we're opening for a band, Ra Ra Riot, at Music Hall.
It's gonna be awesome.
BETH HOYT: A band?
PAUL HAMMER: A really amazing band.
BETH HOYT: Let's pick up that name.
That's awesome.
That's so exciting.
PAUL HAMMER: We're really excited.
BETH HOYT: So it's next--
PAUL HAMMER: Next Tuesday night.
BETH HOYT: So cool.
Check out your website and stuff for that information?
PAUL HAMMER: Absolutely, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Savoiradore.com?
DEIDRE MURO: Yes, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
Nate, any comments for us?
[DING]
NATE: Yeah.
Flash 2005 says, Savoir Adore is in French, isn't it?
It Is.
DEIDRE MURO: Yeah.
It's grammatically incorrect French, so--
BETH HOYT: What is it?
What does it mean?
DEIDRE MURO: It's--
PAUL HAMMER: It means to know and to love, or
to know how to love.
But no one--
BETH HOYT: Oh, wait.
PAUL HAMMER: No one has yelled at us for it.
BETH HOYT: That makes sense.
PAUL HAMMER: But yeah, it's not really proper grammar.
BETH HOYT: You're interpreting it.
PAUL HAMMER: Art.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
PAUL HAMMER: You know?
BETH HOYT: You're making it your own.
PAUL HAMMER: You know?
DEIDRE MURO: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's really cool.
That's really fun to say.
I just say it all the time.
[DING]
BETH HOYT: Yes, Nate.
NATE: Indie Lorax says, where/when did you guys meet
and start being a band?
DEIDRE MURO: We met in college, at NYU.
And we started playing together when we were both
getting kind of frustrated with making music on our own.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
DEIDRE MURO: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's super fun.
Speaking of super fun, you guys--
oh, so the girls are gonna be right back.
But here's one more game that I'm just gonna say those girls
will maybe beat me in this.
I'm not saying that you won't.
But I just-- it's a little calmer right
now, and I want to--
PAUL HAMMER: No more shots, right?
BETH HOYT: Although I'm probably gonna do more shots.
But here's the thing.
I'm trying to get all the funny, last-minute, like what
did I not win yet in.
And I lost Chubby Bunny to Arden Myrin.
And so we're gonna play it right now.
Do you know how it goes?
DEIDRE MURO: Vaguely.
BETH HOYT: All right.
You put a-- you put a marshmallow in your mouth, and
then we just keep going in a circle.
PAUL HAMMER: Wow.
BETH HOYT: You have to say "chubby bunny"
each time, and then--
and then whoever can do the most wins.
DEIDRE MURO: So you lost this before.
BETH HOYT: So I'm gonna keep tally.
She--
she's a talented person.
DEIDRE MURO: At how many?
BETH HOYT: And she filled her face full of mar-- she, like,
put them everywhere in her face.
It was not fair.
Deidre and Paul.
So we're gonna keep track.
And we can also take comments while we're
playing Chubby Bunny.
And again, we're gonna come back with all
those girls in a second.
But just for now, let's try and--
I'm gonna try and win this.
DEIDRE MURO: Who starts?
BETH HOYT: I'll go first.
DEIDRE MURO: You go first.
BETH HOYT: Chubby Bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: OK.
Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: OK.
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby Bunny.
BETH HOYT: That's one.
This seems easy, right?
DEIDRE MURO: Oh, I see.
BETH HOYT: OK?
DEIDRE MURO: I see the technique.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
PAUL HAMMER: Technique.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
Oh, there's technique happening?
That's it.
I'm screwed.
DEIDRE MURO: I get it.
Paul and I both have large--
BETH HOYT: Chubby Bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: --large mouths.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
Oh, also when we did this last time, I almost died.
No big deal.
It just went down my throat and I thought I was
dead, but it's fine.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny two.
PAUL HAMMER: Oh, I took two.
DEIDRE MURO: Not even a problem.
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny two.
All right?
I wish I had you guys to play with us right now.
Maybe I could win that way, if--
PAUL HAMMER: [INAUDIBLE].
DEIDRE MURO: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Oh no, they expand in your mouth.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny.
PAUL HAMMER: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Three.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: You can't-- are you chewing and eating?
PAUL HAMMER: [INAUDIBLE].
Yes.
BETH HOYT: He's eating it.
PAUL HAMMER: I'm just hungry.
Chubby bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: OK, Chubby bunny four.
PAUL HAMMER: I just ate all of them.
BETH HOYT: Speed round.
It's not fair if you eat it.
I feel-- oh, she's about to fail.
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: I think I--
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: All right, I think I have a cavity, because it's
sticking on me.
Is that a problem?
All right, no big deal.
Chubby bunny.
Let's god.
Speed round.
Let's do this.
PAUL HAMMER: She's such a cheater.
BETH HOYT: She's gonna vomit.
DEIDRE MURO: That's two, that's two.
I'm trying.
BETH HOYT: [INAUDIBLE].
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna go for five.

PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: OK.
We're all at five.
My cavity hurts right now.
Here is number six.
I'm gonna die.
Look.
Six.
Keep it going.
DEIDRE MURO: I can't.
BETH HOYT: No big deal.

Say it!
DEIDRE MURO: Chubby bunny.
BETH HOYT: Say it.
DEIDRE MURO: I can't.
PAUL HAMMER: You done?

BETH HOYT: She's out.
PAUL HAMMER: All right, here we go.
DEIDRE MURO: I'm out, I'm out.
Woo.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
PAUL HAMMER: Chubby Bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: Oh my god, ew.
Don't look at that.
Oh, my god.
BETH HOYT: Chubby bunny.

PAUL HAMMER: Chubby bunny.
DEIDRE MURO: It's, like, not even a problem
for you to say anything.
BETH HOYT: [MUMBLING]
[DINGING]
NATE: OK, so we gotta stop here.
But--
DEIDRE MURO: Wait, are you marking yours?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
DEIDRE MURO: You're not marking those.
NATE: You guys, we're gonna take a little break because
we're having some audio problems.
So we're gonna reset what's going on here.
But we'll be back very soon, OK?
BETH HOYT: You didn't mark, like, four.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
[DIAL-UP MODEM]
-No, no, no, please call me Jeff.
Mr. Potato Head is my father.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[POPPING SOUND]
-Oh, sorry.
-We're the Gregory brothers, and you're watching [SINGING]
"My Damn
Channel LIVE." -Yeah.
-Woo.

HANNAH HART: Woo-woo.
BETH HOYT: All right.
Grace, I need you to help me with something.
GRACE HELBIG: I am here to help.
BETH HOYT: Great, OK, because I-- so, like, I'm trying to
get this unfinished business out of the way.
And I--
there's a record that Trish and I did not break.
Here's a clip of this record.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.

BETH HOYT: It's--
it's so much harder than it looks.
So we have to, like, pop these balloons with our bodies.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: It's really hard.
Nate, it's hard, right?
Nate tried it.
NATE: Yeah, but me and Crystal got the record the first time
no problem.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Nate actually did break the record.
GRACE HELBIG: My body is not ready, but I
will give my best.
BETH HOYT: Thanks, Grace.
So we just have to, like, hug and break the balloons.
Now, Hannah, you can be, like-- you can help us out,
because you're official with RecordSetter somehow, right?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, guys.
BETH HOYT: Can you explain that?
GRACE HELBIG: Through osmosis.
HANNAH HART: Little-known fact about Hannah Hart is that
she's actually official at a lot of things.
One of them is record-setting.
GRACE HELBIG: You should show that on [INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART: So basically the RecordSetter record right now
for most balloons popped via hugging is 30--
in 30 seconds, 18 balloons.
GRACE HELBIG: 18 balloons in 30 seconds.
HANNAH HART: 18 balloons in 30 seconds.
I'm gonna time you guys, 30 seconds.
And you guys are gonna have to do it.
GRACE HELBIG: But who is gonna--
Shannon, will you place the balloons before us.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yes, I'm here to support you guys as much as
possible and make sure that the balloons aren't gonna,
like, get out of hand.
HANNAH HART: Also, quick note.
I am the balloons.
SHANNON COFFEY: There's only one balloon, so we have to
murder Hannah.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, until she pops.
GRACE HELBIG: All right.
BETH HOYT: So it's really-- because the last time what I
learned is that--
GRACE HELBIG: It's all in the pelvis.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I really also had to pee.
This is going to be tough.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, guys, There's a real strategy.
OK, I'm gonna count you off, and you're
gonna have to do it.
GRACE HELBIG: All right.
HANNAH HART: I'm gonna start this, OK?
BETH HOYT: I'm so scared.
HANNAH HART: We're a good team.
We have a good team.
GRACE HELBIG: We can do this.
BETH HOYT: We have to get 19.
HANNAH HART: Ready?
5, 4, 3, 2, pop.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: We set it!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5--
BETH HOYT: OK, let's go, let's go.
HANNAH HART: --4.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

HANNAH HART: 3, 2, 1.
OK, you guys got it.
BETH HOYT: Did we do it?
That felt like 19.
GRACE HELBIG: That felt like 19.
Congratulations on all the [INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART: I don't know.
I kinda feel like I want you guys to do it again.
I think we need to do it again.
I'm the official.
GRACE HELBIG: I think you and Shannon should do
one for good measure.
HANNAH HART: OK, fine.
SHANNON COFFEY: Only the yellow ones pop.
HANNAH HART: OK.
BETH HOYT: All right, I'll hold--
I'll do--
I'll do the timer.
HANNAH HART: OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, there's a yellow one.
HANNAH HART: Can't take off my hat.
They'll see that I'm bald.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's bea-- it's a beautiful, smooth bald
spot, though.
HANNAH HART: Right.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's smooth.
OK, ready?
GRACE HELBIG: Try and see if we can break the record.
You're gonna try and break the record.
BETH HOYT: OK, ready?
On your marks, get set, go.
HANNAH HART: God damn it.

BETH HOYT: This is incredible.
Whoa.
[SHRIEKS]

BETH HOYT: Oh, they're getting running starts.
That's the ticket.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

HANNAH HART: Goddamnit.
God damn you, balloon.
No.
No.

It didn't work.
It didn't work.
BETH HOYT: It did get changed in shape.
GRACE HELBIG: Are you OK?
None of us are good to rear children, as we all know.
More questions online with you when we get back.
Get them to Nate right now.
We'll be right back.
HANNAH HART: I want to pop it.

-Guys, I got, I got it.
Let's just put this online.
People will love it.
This cat loves cheeseburgers.

-Everyone knows that you blow in the bathroom, Steve.
Just call it a day.
-Hi-ho, this is Mitchell Davis, and you are watching
"My Damn
Channel LIVE." [DING]

GRACE HELBIG: Guys, you wanted her here today.
HANNAH HART: This is my baby.
GRACE HELBIG: And we wanted her here today.
So guess what, our special guest, in 2D form, is--
where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
HANNAH HART: I got it.
Grace, I got-- oh!
GRACE HELBIG: That wasn't the special guest.
Where's our special guest in 2D form?
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GRACE HELBIG: Nate, pick another special guest.
HANNAH HART: Like this?
GRACE HELBIG: Sure, we'll use this.
Our special guest in 2D form is Miss Mamrie Hart.
BETH HOYT: Mamrie.
GRACE HELBIG: She couldn't be here.
Can you see her?
She's all the way to your--
that one.
That one right there.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: That's Mamrie Hart.
BETH HOYT: The one that's not me or Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
She couldn't be here today, unfortunately.
HANNAH HART: But I made this.
GRACE HELBIG: But she made that.
That's Mamrie, right there.
SHANNON COFFEY: Popcorn tears.

GRACE HELBIG: So let's--
let's have a toast to Mamrie Hart.
HANNAH HART: Yay for Mamrie.
[CHEERS]
HANNAH HART: Cheers.
SHANNON COFFEY: Cheers.
BETH HOYT: OK, this is-- so we do love Mamrie.
HANNAH HART: I brought snacks I--
I made this.
I cooked, guys.
I made this.
SHANNON COFFEY: You're so good at this.
BETH HOYT: She cooked a combination of all the things
on that table.
HANNAH HART: All the snacks in one bowl, so you're welcome.
Awesome.
BETH HOYT: So we're taking more of your questions and
your calls.
NATE: Turn the phone back on.
BETH HOYT: Right now, he's turning it back on.
NATE: I do have a question.
[DINGING]
HANNAH HART: Now Mamrie's got a mustache.
NATE: And Kaylie Heights says, Grace and Hannah, are you
well-rested after an evening of awesome?
GRACE HELBIG: No.
HANNAH HART: Oh yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: No.
HANNAH HART: No?
GRACE HELBIG: But it was amazing.
I don't know if any of you watched it, but Hank and John
Green last night at Carnegie Hall had something called an
Evening of Awesome, where they celebrated the one-year
anniversary of Hank's "The Fault in Our Stars." And it
was amazing.
[RINGING]
BETH HOYT: That's a phone call.
NATE: Phone call.
BETH HOYT: Here, this is for Mamrie, if anyone wants some.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
Guys, this doesn't work.
BETH HOYT: I can't do one, because I
drank a bottle of Bacardi.
HANNAH HART: I know how to do it.
No, I know what's wrong.
And guys, it doesn't work.
We had it going.
It worked for a little bit.
GRACE HELBIG: It only works when one-- it's like it gets
overwhelmed.
HANNAH HART: Hello.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Can you guys work it out so that only one of you
calls at a time?
HANNAH HART: Here, talk to them.
SHANNON COFFEY: Hi, can you hear me?
HANNAH HART: Oh, you gotta talk with your ear.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh hey.
HANNAH HART: I can't put it on speaker [INAUDIBLE].
SHANNON COFFEY: Just a personal phone call now.
HANNAH HART: It's OK, look.
SHANNON COFFEY: Things are gonna get weird with me when I
get on the phone.
HANNAH HART: All right, let's take a question.
SHANNON COFFEY: They hung up on me.
No!
[DINGING]
NATE: OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Wait, wait-- let me just
finish really quick.
GRACE HELBIG: The-- the night of awesome, and you guys can
go back and watch on the VlogBrothers channel.
It's all-- it was live steam, but it is all up on their
channel now.
And it was a really great night.
So go support those guys.
They're really great.
HANNAH HART: It was, for lack of a better word, awesome.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
[DINGING]
NATE: OK, one question.
LooseCannon says, Shannon, will you be my valentine?
HANNAH HART: Shannon, will you--
she's got no cat now, so she needs a valentine.
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon's like, I'll be everybody valentine.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, guys.
There's no rules.
You can valentine with anyone you want, as much as you want,
at the same time.
HANNAH HART: Well, you've seen how her pelvis works.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, wow.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, you saw that
balloon stuff I was doing.
[DINGING]
NATE: On that note, the Melted Chocolate say,
Hannah got even smaller.
Are you Benjamin Button?
GRACE HELBIG: Hanny.
BETH HOYT: It's the-- no, it's the arrangement.
She does look smaller, though.
GRACE HELBIG: No, and it's--
I'm wearing--
I'm wearing heels.
HANNAH HART: Back up.
BETH HOYT: OK, let's switch spots.
HANNAH HART: Back up.
GRACE HELBIG: Switch spots.
HANNAH HART: Everybody stand against the wall and we'll be
equal height.
Don't make your height equal with me.
There.
Now we're--
BETH HOYT: Oh, look.
Hannah's so tall.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, yeah.
Now we're--

BETH HOYT: Well, I'm tall-tall, so I bet if I
knelt, I could still-
HANNAH HART: Grace's torso is tiny.
GRACE HELBIG: I do-- when we're sitting down, we are the
same height.
[DINGING]
NATE: I Love Waking up in Vegas asks, what shall I name
my pet unicorn?
BETH HOYT: This is--
oh, what should--
Shannon, this is a perfect question for you.
SHANNON COFFEY: What should you-- wait, what?
GRACE HELBIG: What should you name---
BETH HOYT: This is great [INAUDIBLE].
GRACE HELBIG: What should Waking up in Vegas name their
pet unicorn?
SHANNON COFFEY: Cecelia--
[SINGING "CECELIA"]
BETH HOYT: Sing it at home.
[SINGING "CECELIA"]
HANNAH HART: Are you guys a band?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
What?
[DINGING]
SHANNON COFFEY: Took a break with Chubby bunny.
NATE: Great.
Ath--
Anthia Coo says, favorite Hank song?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, just--
HANNAH HART: I love this one.
Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, Ha-Hank, my name is Hank.
I'm a Hank, Hank.
Hank, Hank.
GRACE HELBIG: I love that song that's just called "My Heart
Will Go On." It's by Celine Dion.
HANNAH HART: It's all about Hank.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I love the theme song to "Forrest Gump," is, like, my
favorite Hank song.
[DINGING]
NATE: OK.
RFRG95 says, favorite TV?
BETH HOYT: Just in general.
NATE: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I like a big flatscreen, like a really big
one, like a really big one.
HANNAH HART: Oh, yeah, yeah.
I like a flatscreen that's flat and has a screen.
GRACE HELBIG: I like the ones that you can project onto a
wall anywhere, anytime.
BETH HOYT: Ooh, yeah, yeah.
HANNAH HART: Mm-hm.
It's beautiful.
SHANNON COFFEY: Why waste plastic?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
[DINGING]
NATE: OK.
NHGreen15 says, what's the craziest food
you have ever eaten?
GRACE HELBIG: I ate bacon and vodka about a second ago.
It feels like a second ago.
BETH HOYT: Mine's definitely something on this show.
GRACE HELBIG: Where am I?
HANNAH HART: I ate raw horse meat.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
BETH HOYT: How was it prepared?
GRACE HELBIG: Like, what?
HANNAH HART: It was raw.
It was sashimi.
BETH HOYT: Oh, right.
HANNAH HART: It's called bonika.
You can get it in Japan.
When I lived in Japan, just in case you forgot--
Grace, your mic is out.
GRACE HELBIG: No, I turned my mic off, because I went to the
bathroom in between our thing, live internet now.
So I'm just gonna turn my mic back on.
SHANNON COFFEY: I told you.
During the commercial break, she just let that diarrhea
come right out of her.
And she was like, I have to turn off the mic.
And I was like, girl, love yourself.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's what everyone wants to hear.
GRACE HELBIG: Shannon is a--
Shannon is the diarrhea expert.
She's like--
[DINGING]
GRACE HELBIG: She's like Tyra Banks, if Tyra Banks--
I don't need this anymore.
HANNAH HART: Nate, what's your comment?
NATE: XO--
GabyXO says, did you guys watch
"Pitch Perfect?" [RINGING]
BETH HOYT: I love "Pitch Perfect."
What's the phone call?
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: Talk to him, Beth.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'll call you back later.
Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: Email us.
HANNAH HART: Hello?
BETH HOYT: Just come visit us.
Just come here.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Just show up.
SHANNON COFFEY: Guys, I will text you my address.
BETH HOYT: Did you guys know that Elizabeth Banks and her
husband produced "Pitch Perfect." I love her.
GRACE HELBIG: Elizabeth Banks, what a forehead.
BETH HOYT: What is that?
GRACE HELBIG: It's a test.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I thought you meant Elizabeth Banks.
GRACE HELBIG: No, she's great.
SHANNON COFFEY: It's a cow.
I'm milking a cow.
SHANNON COFFEY: You shouldn't do it at that angle, because
it won't shoot straight.
It has to be, like, directly down.
[RINGING]
BETH HOYT: OK.
HANNAH HART: Someone's calling.
Please let us figure this out.
You can't figure it out.
GRACE HELBIG: Hello.
[INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: Just let us hang up.
NATE: OK, less going on.
I got another comment.
HANNAH HART: Yes, comment, Nate.
NATE: Ryanryanryan say, do you guys have any tips for
choosing a college?
GRACE HELBIG: OK, here's my tip.
If your college has a commercial, it is shit.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: No, there are a lot of good--
SHANNON COFFEY: Also, there's probably a quicker way to your
dream than college.
College is just a process for delaying yourself.
HANNAH HART: That's not true.
If you-- that's fine.
I respect your opinion.
Anyways, some people--
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah has instantly
sobered up, by the way.
HANNAH HART: College Berkeley, Berkeley Berkeley.
At my time at UC-Berkeley--
anyway, long story short, you gotta get out of your house
and live your dreams.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
HANNAH HART: So if college is a step in that
direction, go for it.
In terms of picking a college, follow your heart.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, all of the-- a lot of big internal organs.
And your brain and your gut, you gotta
follow those two, too.
GRACE HELBIG: Because once you get to college, you'll be
following your liver.
Listen to your gut--
[DINGING]
GRACE HELBIG: --because sometimes
you're allergic to dairy.
NATE: Ah, Alicia Hopane Angle says, favorite '90s band?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Wait, wait, wait.
LFO.
[SINGING]
[DINGING]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: When I die, will you not be like, hey, guys,
remember Hannah?
GRACE HELBIG: Shut up, everyone shut up.
NATE: All right, got another comment.
Kittykitty meowmeow say, biggest
drunken mistake of 2012?
HANNAH HART: Biggest drunken mistake of 2012.
BETH HOYT: Ooh, that--
HANNAH HART: Oh, hey.
BETH HOYT: Wasn't that 2013?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, yep.
BETH HOYT: Oh no, you've already got yours for 2013.
That's trouble.
HANNAH HART: Let's see.
2012, biggest drunken mistake.
Oh, oh!
Don't?
BETH HOYT: Something happened, and we want to know.
SHANNON COFFEY: I have no more friends.
Live in the moment.
Oh, excuse me.
I dropped something.
[SHOUTS]
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: I think that--
GRACE HELBIG: Nate, what's yours?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
NATE: My favorite biggest--
GRACE HELBIG: Your biggest drunken mistake in 2012.
NATE: I think it's the same as my embarrassing moment, which
was getting dressed up as a clown and dancing
and inhaling helium.
HANNAH HART: That just sounds like a fucking--
GRACE HELBIG: Biggest drunken mistake of 2013.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's not the biggest.
That's her biggest--
GRACE HELBIG: That's our one, that's our one.
BETH HOYT: We've already said it once.
HANNAH HART: I'm sorry.
BETH HOYT: Anyway, we've got a new "Sing-A-Gram" video from
Mamrie, who we're missing today.
It gives us just enough time for us to go put on our rain
ponchos, because up next is the slip-and-slide.
Are you guys ready to go on the slip-and-slide?
SHANNON COFFEY: I have terrible health insurance.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I don't have health insurance.
BETH HOYT: This is a party.
HANNAH HART: Slip-and-slide.
BETH HOYT: Slip-and-slide.
[DINGING]
NATE: Oh, also we're going to take a little break, because
we're going to get ready and fix the screen
and stand on stuff.
GRACE HELBIG: Way to suck all the helium out
of this room, Nate.

OK
-All right, in honor of the man of, uh--
of honor, I, uh--
I got a little bachelor party entertainment
for everyone tonight.
So, uh, let me introduce, uh-- what's your name again?
-It's Kim.
It's K-I-M.
-So Kim, everybody.
-Yeah!
-Woo!
-Yeah.
-Oh, I like your energy.
-Let's see it.
-Well, here it is.
Let's go.
-Kinky.

-Ow.
Oh.
-I'm sorry.

-Whoa.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Ooh.
Hey, whoa.
-Your wife's a lucky lady.

-Agh.

-Stop, stop, stop.
Wait, you're not a stripper?
-No, no, no, no.
I'm a sing-a-gram.
This is my-- my sexy song.
I do it for, like, the Amish, and Mennonite, and people who
are just really into ankles.
-Uh, Craig, did-- did you get us a-- a singer?
-That-- that may or may not be true.
-Dude.
-Strip-- strippers are expensive, dude.
-Dude.
Hey, man, I'm sorry.
-Sucks so bad.
-Come on, guys.
Guys.
-OK, hey, lay off him, all right?
It's your last night as a single man.
Do you really want to spend it in a room full of erections
looking at the same woman?
-Yes.
-Huh?
A woman who may or may not have children at home, guys.
And she definitely has a disappointed father somewhere.
And-- and you guys might have daughters one day.
Do you want her to grow up to be paid to take it off for
some bachelors with erections?
That is pathetic.
That makes me sad, OK?
That makes me sad.
-Oh my god, someone find me a stripper, and preferably one
that doesn't look like she works at a fucking pawn shop.
-Right now.
Not Craig.
Right now.

NATE: Hey, guys, they're still getting ready for the
slip-and-slide.
So until then, I'm gonna answer some
questions or comments.
Let's see, right now I've got Organic70 says, Nate, why
don't you become a hand model?
OK.

That's what hand models do, right?
They caress stuff gently.
Great.
VreemedFogel92 says, we can't call anymore, right, Nate?
Yeah, that phone is just as ghetto as we thought.
So it doesn't work.
OK, and Jim Kennedy Summers says, is Nate a princess?

No.

Again, Lydia Sanchez say, can I have Furby, please?
No.
It lives here.
It stays here.
No Furby for you.
OK, Sara0362 says, opinion on hairless cats?
I'm allergic to cats, so I'm pretty sure hairless cats
would be amazing if they weren't the scariest freaking
thing in the world.

What else we got?
Nate, how's your-- oh, Olivia Davidson says, Nate, how's
your Stephen King reading coming along?
Oh, thank you.
I just finished "It," and now I'm terrified and can't sleep.
And I started up "The Stand," because I can't stop
reading them now.
So that's crazy.

Let's see.
Sidney Jones says, opinion on pugs?
This is a pug.
I'm a fan.
I'm a big fan.

Favorite dog breed?
Corgi.

Prince Zuko says, if you had a cha-- a second chance to
poison Tyler Oakley, would you do it?
No.
It was an accident the first time.
I was just very literal with following directions, so
probably not.

More questions for me.

Reagan Marie says, Nate, say my name again.
My sister doesn't believe me.
Reagan Marie or "Reegan" Marie?
Reagan Marie.
I'm saying your name again.
The LADonno says, Nate, what's your favorite TV show?
"Parks and Recreation." OK, and I Hate Pie says, Nate, do
you want a lock of my hair?
What kind of hair?
Pity Loves You says, Nate, who's the
prettiest girl there tonight?
I'm trying to keep a tally of who's insulted me the least.
And right now, it's probably Shannon.
Oh, they're ready.
We're going to go to the slip-and-slide now.
Go.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, we're live.
We're here.
-Yay!
BETH HOYT: So we're ready to go.
We're kind of waterproof-ish.
And so there's a big technique to this.
GRACE HELBIG: I can't see.
BETH HOYT: And basically none of us have
ever done this before.
And this is an office floor.
And it's very hard, and we all may get hurt.
GRACE HELBIG: We're all adult professionals.
BETH HOYT: I'm just gonna.
GRACE HELBIG: I can't see.
[SCREAMS]
BETH HOYT: It's so slippery.
HANNAH HART: It's so much fun.
GRACE HELBIG: This is like "Wipeout."
HANNAH HART: OK, go.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm going to land on it.

HANNAH HART: Tell me when to go.
Do I go?
[? GRACE HELBIG: Go. ?]
Yes.
Slide into it.
HANNAH HART: I'm a kitty.
I'm a kitty.
SHANNON COFFEY: I got this.

GRACE HELBIG: Shannon, do you want to go?
SHANNON COFFEY: Everyone be cool.
No, not now.
Not yet.

HANNAH HART: I can't see.
I can't see I can't see.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: Did you--OK.
OK, Grace.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, I'm ready.
OK, this is--
HANNAH HART: I can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
HANNAH HART: You're good.

GRACE HELBIG: I really need to shave my
legs, so this is great.
Oh my god.

BETH HOYT: OK, so Grace is going without using anything.

OK.

It's sort of fun, really fun.
I got the cat ears.
Don't worry.

GRACE HELBIG: OK, wait, we're gonna go at the same time.
HANNAH HART: Guys, I really can't see.
OK, 1-- bend down--
2, 3.

HANNAH HART: You guys, but I really can't see.
GRACE HELBIG: Everything is blue, right?
Everything is blue?
HANNAH HART: Does anybody else feel like they're in science?
BETH HOYT: I've got to get to the end.
Push me.

HANNAH HART: It's a race down.
It's a race.
[SHRIEKING]
GRACE HELBIG: My mom tweeted-- texted me and said
I'm better than this.
HANNAH HART: No, you're not.
I love you so much.

BETH HOYT: It's a race to this--
HANNAH HART: You know what, guys, can I talk a little bit
more about college?

[LAUGHTER]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

GRACE HELBIG: Help!
The jiffs, the jiffs, the jiffs.
HANNAH HART: Anyway, back to the point.
Have you guys ever really considered what
your passion is?
That's why you go to college, you know?
That's why you go.
You just go to learn about yourself and about others.
And I'm so proud of you.
BETH HOYT: Hannah, you're not wearing a microphone.
So it doesn't matter.
HANNAH HART: Well, I just want them.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BETH HOYT: Let's all go down together, like--
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Like now and then.
HANNAH HART: I'll wait right here.
GRACE HELBIG: I want to be Christina Ricci.
HANNAH HART: Land on me.
[LAUGHTER]
BETH HOYT: Come on, guys.
Let's all go together.
HANNAH HART: This is like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling
Pants."
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We're all Blake Lively.
GRACE HELBIG: The Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
HANNAH HART: Look at my shirt.
GRACE HELBIG: It's OK.
That's why you didn't bring another shirt.
BETH HOYT: This is for you guys.
HANNAH HART: This is for you
GRACE HELBIG: We love you.
Thank you for 30 years.
BETH HOYT: This is to the next 30 years of our lives.
Ready and go.
GRACE HELBIG: Bad choice, bad choice.
HANNAH HART: I win, I win.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
Did you hurt yourself?
GRACE HELBIG: No.

BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I'm--
I'm dissipating.
SHANNON COFFEY: I've been waiting to
kill you, Beth Hoyt.

HANNAH HART: And I think that we all-- you're not strong.
SHANNON COFFEY: I try so hard to be strong.

GRACE HELBIG: P90X doesn't work.
HANNAH HART: Looks like we'll be right back.
[SHOUTS]

BETH HOYT: (AUTOTUNED) Something's wrong with the
sound of my voice.
I'm trying not to sing, but I don't have a choice.
It's literally impossible to be off-key.
Sounding perfect is easy as 1, 2, 3.

GRACE HELBIG: The baby was born with three thumbs.
When she rates movies now, there's gonna
be a whole new system.
BETH HOYT: This is really fun for me.
Are you glad you came here today?
-Mm-hm.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DAVID CROSS: It's a win-win situation.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
Oh yeah.
DAVID CROSS: The Avengers.
BETH HOYT: I really, really do like the sound of football in
the background.
Ah!
GRACE HELBIG: Who put this industrial-size wood chipper
here, Nate?
Someone could get really hurt.
Here, I'll just move it.
I hope I don't trip on it.
Ah.
[CHAINSAW SOUNDS]
GRACE HELBIG: My blood, I have so much blood.
I never knew I had so much blood.
That's impressive, really.
BETH HOYT: I can bench-press you super-duper easy.
It's like, you weigh, like, nothing.
Silly string war, silly string war.

Are you OK?
GRACE HELBIG: I'm physically OK.
OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Commentate on comments.
Blah, blah, blah.
-She's kind of pretty for a man.
I like--
I like the way she talks and her mouth parts.
-Yeah, I want you to say, happy birthday,
Gabe, you are my friend.
That's my request.
-OK, happy birthday, Gabe.
You are my friend.
You my future friend or maybe current friend, no problem.
-Perfect.
BETH HOYT: Oh, wow.
Wow.
What is-- that is impress--
-You know.
BETH HOYT: This is what mine is.
-Oh!
No, yours is sick.
Oh, shit.
BETH HOYT: All right.
-Dude.

BETH HOYT: Have you ever really gotten coal as a gift?
You probably have.
-No, I never got coal as a gift.
BETH HOYT: Good.
Thank god.
-One time, my grandfather died two days before Christmas.
BETH HOYT: Just once?
-Just one time.
BETH HOYT: OK, good.
Well, that-- that sounds like a comfortable place.
-Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
BETH HOYT: UC is comfortable.
GRACE HELBIG: Can you factor that?
Can you?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.

Chubby bunny.

GILBERT GOTTFRIED: Man, would I like to fuck that.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Isn't this fun?

KURT BRAUNOHLER: It is terrific.
Well, I'm Kurt and this is Beth.
And you're watching Live with Kurt and Beth.
BETH HOYT: Well, I should hope that are.
KURT BRAUNOHLER: I mean, if they're not,
what are they doing?
What are they doing if they're not watching?
BETH HOYT: I don't know.

GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, I got dressed faster than I have in
any of my at-home fire drills that I've done.
NATE: That was amazing.
Wait, at-home fire drills?
You do this on your own?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, yeah.
In the middle of the night, I like to wake up once a night
and just make sure I can escape my house quickly if
danger appears.
NATE: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: We are here now to answer some of your
question, because you guys have been so diligently typing
in our stream.
So, Nate, what do you got?
NATE: Olivia Davidson asks, best/weirdest thing received
from a fan?
GRACE HELBIG: Oh, best/weirdest thing received
from a fan.
Fans send great things.
I had a PO box for a short period of time, and I got a
lot of wonderful, wonderful letters.
And they send me some awesome jewelry.
Someone-- oh, the best thing, someone sent me a t-shirt with
an oil painting of my own face on the t-shirt.
NATE: What?
GRACE HELBIG: Which is amazing.
And then, like, on the back, how I do grace faces for,
like, Wednesday reviews, they had, like, all the grace faces
that lined the back of it.
NATE: That's amazing.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
NATE: That doesn't sound weird, though.
That sounds, like, unique.
GRACE HELBIG: No.
They sent the weird--
-Oh, man.
HANNAH HART: Oh, man.
NATE: Hannah.
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah.
HANNAH HART: Just wanna make a mustache real quick.
GRACE HELBIG: She's gotta shave all the fake mustaches
she's put on her face over here.
NATE: Can I get one on mine?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
Barbasol.
Don't put it in your mouth, like I just did.
NATE: Mm-hm.
GRACE HELBIG: It's OK.
NATE: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: It's not toxic.
It's for children.
That's good.
HANNAH HART: You got a little in your hair.
Let me get it.
NATE: It smells clean.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
HANNAH HART: You're welcome.
GRACE HELBIG: Got these bangs for a reason, so they can hold
shaving cream.
What's another question that we've had?
NATE: Angela's Loligang asks, are you
going to Playlist Live?
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
Hannah, you are going?
HANNAH HART: Little bit.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, we're both going to Playlist Live.
So if you haven't bought your ticket, you should.
You can go to--
HANNAH HART: If you guys want to go to Playlist Live, let me
tell you a little story about Playlist Live.
It is really, really real.
It's really intense.
No, actually--
NATE: Really real.
HANNAH HART: No, it's really great.
Playlist Live is really fun.
It's in Florida.
I like to think of it as the East Coast Vid Con.
And I want you guys to all go.
GRACE HELBIG: And Hannah's putting shaving cream on the
bell that someone had swapped earlier in the show.
So you will get that--
HANNAH HART: It's because I'm devious.
GRACE HELBIG: Perfect.
What other questions do we got, Nate?
NATE: Acid Puddle says, what's your favorite word?
GRACE HELBIG: What's your favorite word?
HANNAH HART: Poop.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
It's a-- that's a hologram.
HANNAH HART: Word?
Onomatopoeia?
Is that what you mean?
Do you mean the word, onomatopoeia?
NATE: Hologram?
HANNAH HART: Hey, guys, let me talk to you one more time
about college.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
HANNAH HART: Let me talk to you--
GRACE HELBIG: College.
HANNAH HART: Let me talk to you about college.
Let me talk to you about college.
Poop sounds like poop.
That makes it onomatopoeia.
It's actually a palindrome.
You're right.
GRACE HELBIG: But it's also like a hologram, right?
Like--
HANNAH HART: It's 3D every time it comes out.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, "Everybody Poops" is a
movie in 3D, right?
HANNAH HART: Have you guys ever really--
NATE: Hologram.
HANNAH HART: --thought about it.
[LAUGHTER]
GRACE HELBIG: Yay, everyone's back.
NATE: Oh my god.
HANNAH HART: We are back.
It's us.
BETH HOYT: I'm letting it settle.
HANNAH HART: It's very, yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: Beth wanted to shave her head, so--
GRACE HELBIG: Finally, finally.
Oh my god.
Shannon has licked and touched everybody on the show today.
Now we all have influenza.
SHANNON COFFEY: I was eating a pretzel.
BETH HOYT: So yeah, let's see what we--
OK, I think you know what it's time to do.
GRACE HELBIG: Yes,
BETH HOYT: Drink more.
It's time to toast.
GRACE HELBIG: Of course it is.
BETH HOYT: Here, you hold this one.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, we sweat out all the crazy shots
and alcohol smoothie on that slip-and-slide you saw.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And it's time to be classy now.
It's not--
SHANNON COFFEY: Finally.
BETH HOYT: If you could give it with sound me saying, now
it's time to be classy, looking like
this, that'd be great.
And to take a moment to say thanks to everybody who made
this show happen, and of course to
pop open this bubbly.
And by pop, I mean twist.
So anyway, let's twist this open.
HANNAH HART: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: A toast.
Oh, surprise, I think it's already been opened for us.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: A twist.
A toast.
HANNAH HART: Yay.
Let me-- let me check it for poison.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Can you-- can you pour it in these glasses?
HANNAH HART: Yeah, I got it.
BETH HOYT: All right.
HANNAH HART: Check this out.
Doing things and making stuff.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
Thank you.
HANNAH HART: Shannon, this is for you.
Oops.
SHANNON COFFEY: And I'm holding the glass that I had
set out for you.
HANNAH HART: Oh.
SHANNON COFFEY: How romantic.
HANNAH HART: Isn't it romantic?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yes.
HANNAH HART: I love to pour your own drink, guys.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, we need--
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's for Nate.
SHANNON COFFEY: Remember now to be romantic with Nate, too.
BETH HOYT: I need one more-- oop.
GRACE HELBIG: You know they say pour salt over your left
shoulder for luck.
I put it on all my fallen homies.
BETH HOYT: OK.
So thanks to all of you.
And--
HANNAH HART: Unpredictably, I have shaving cream on my nose.
NATE: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: See you tomorrow night.
You're welcome.
BETH HOYT: Here you go, Grace.
OK.
HANNAH HART: OK, here we go.
BETH HOYT: It's time to get serious for a second.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Well, kind of.
HANNAH HART: Guys, let's be really real.
SHANNON COFFEY: No, I'm not gonna cry.
So I'm gonna go.
HANNAH HART: I've been crying since I woke up.
Is that normal?
SHANNON COFFEY: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my gosh, OK.
First, I would like-- sorry, my mic is having malfunctions.
Live show, y'all.
Thank you for supporting us.
To Nate.
HANNAH HART: Nate.
To Nate, the beautiful and gentle--
GRACE HELBIG: Yes.
I have words to say.
BETH HOYT: This is getting serious.
GRACE HELBIG: To the cutest, most awkward stage manager and
comment DJ I have ever known in my entire life.
BETH HOYT: Yes, same here.
Cheers.
GRACE HELBIG: You put Pauly D to shame.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's great.
GRACE HELBIG: To Nate.
-To Nate.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
And like an award ceremony, I'm gonna say now that we're
not gonna applaud for each person.
We're going to go through the list, and then we'll do this.
Nate does a lot of attention that you deserve.
But like, seriously.
GRACE HELBIG: But, like, come on.
BETH HOYT: Let's just keep it in check.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Use Savoir Adore, Lost Gloves, DJP, MrP--
MrT, all of our music-makers, especially you guys, because
you guys are awesome.
HANNAH HART: Oh man, look at them.
BETH HOYT: Again, again, let's contain--
HANNAH HART: They have made healthy choices.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, not for long.
OK, all of the funny and talented content creators who
have made videos, all of the amazing guests we've had on
the show, like you guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Yay.
And to all the people behind the cameras that you don't
see, but we do, Julia, Brian, June, Bob, Kim.
[CHEERING]
GRACE HELBIG: Hannah, you have a line here.
HANNAH HART: Hello.
Kit, Adita, Mike, Nicole, Emily, Liz.
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
SHANNON COFFEY: Noel, Dan, Chris, Jim, and Maria.
GRACE HELBIG: Christopher Johnson.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yay.
GRACE HELBIG: And to the incre-- oh my gosh.
To the incredibly talented and award-nominated director, Jack
[INAUDIBLE].
And, oh my gosh, to Molly Templeton, AKA Mimi Molly for
being the smartest little [INAUDIBLE].
HANNAH HART: Where do you get your clothes?
GRACE HELBIG: Dear Molly--
HANNAH HART: You're so cute.
BETH HOYT: Exactly.
GRACE HELBIG: Follow her on Instagram, because she's got
the poutiest face.
HANNAH HART: Check out this.
Here's my-- everyone do Molly on Instagram.
Go.

GRACE HELBIG: I don't know where I put my button.
BETH HOYT: This one's to the woman who makes everything
possible, who works harder than anyone I've ever met, and
who made the slip-and-slide possible.
[CHEERS]
BETH HOYT: Our show winner, Melissa Schneider.
NATE: Yay.
BETH HOYT: And last but not least, to Rob and Warren.
HANNAH HART: To Rob and Warren.
BETH HOYT: Thank you so much.
HANNAH HART: Thank you so, so much.
BETH HOYT: All right, cheers, guys.
-Cheers!
BETH HOYT: To Nate.
GRACE HELBIG: To Nate.
HANNAH HART: I'm crying, I'm crying.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, there's no time for tears, because this
is a party.
BETH HOYT: And you'll be able to hang out with all of us on
our channels, so make sure you subscribe to all of our
channel.s if you haven't done that, do it now while we have
a dance party.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah!
HANNAH HART: Do it now while we have a dance party.
SHANNON COFFEY: We'll be watching you while we dance.
So subscribe to us.
All the info is below.
Subscribe.
BETH HOYT: Here's Savoir Adore playing their single,
"Dreamers." Let's dance, guys.
HANNAH HART: Yeah, let's dance, guys.
GRACE HELBIG: Savoir Adore.
Thanks again for watching, everyone.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: Oh, that was amazing.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
GRACE HELBIG: Thanks again for watching, everyone.
Without you, we would be talking to ourselves.
And I am using this microphone now.
Yeah, thank you to everyone that has been watching and
following along this whole wonderful ride that we've had.
It's been so, so fun.
And you guys make it possible, so subscribe
to all of our channels.
All of the info is down below.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you again.
BETH HOYT: You're my favorite.
See you soon.
And, you guys, play that song.
We liked it.
-Yeah, song, song!
[MUSIC PLAYING]