كان يا مكنش: بينوكيو

Pinocchio The Palestinian Version
Ali and Dahab have a daughter named Qamar.
And Qamar was their first daughter.
Once she gets married it'll only be a matter of time for the rest.
Dahab's dream was to give birth to a boy.
People always gossibed about her having only girls.
They consulted with a doctor.
He specialized in treating nose, throat, and toes.
He had an Okranian degree, and a Photoshop cirtificate.
But he turned out to be no good.
Their nieghbour Umm Zaki introduced them to an old witch.
The same one that setup Clinton with Lewinski,
and the same one hired by Britny Spears' mother in law to ruin her.
Messi and Sponge Bob are among her VIP clients.
She told them: Take this piece of wood, and place it under your bed,
and take this charm and boil it then drink it's water.
They woke up from sleep to a ruckus.
They checked under the bed, but to their shock their was nothing there.
They got up to find Pinokio chomping on the fridge!
Oh that's right, they named him Pinokio after his grandfather.
He became their lonely spoiled son.
They taught him swimming, archery, and hourse riding.
And they took a loan from the bank to buy him that bitten apple that rings.
And one day, Qamar rushed into the house screaming!
Pinokio charged out of the house, and found an elderly man looking around.
He slapped him a couple of times, and the old man soon found himself in community hearing.
He begged and begged for forgiveness to no avail.
Despite his old age he was made to pay 50K Jordanian Dinars, and was made to marry Qamar.
And after Qamar's marriage the jinx was broken, and all her sisters married soon after.
Even the 12 year old one was somehow married off as well!
Mean while Pinokio is hanging with his girlfriend in the nieghbourhood.
They were eating onion flavored "Rambo" chips.
Then an army Jeep stopped next to them,
And suddenly he is filled with jelousy... because they are staring at his girlfriend.
The poor fool had no national number or identity papers.
And during the intarrogation they offered to give him an ID if he correctly answers their questions.
They asked him about the reconciliation, if the Arabs will ever free Palestine,
and if he will ever pray in Al Aqsa mosque.
That fool Pinokio scoffed at those questions and answered.
The poor devil Pinokio!
Suddenly, his eyes started spinning while switching color between green and red!
And his face started to shrivle up!
He sensed insecurities creeping up on him, and felt pain in every sensitive spot.
His life's dream was gone after one question, and his nose was twisted from the shock.
He grabbed a can of kerosene, doused him self in it, and lit it aflame while screeming: FREEDOM!
That's the end of the story.
Oh that's right! They also arrested the witch and charged her with tax evasion.