Beth of the Week - 5/25/12


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 25.05.2012

Transcript:

BETH HOYT: Save the Earth, be green, recycle your 3D glasses
after seeing Men In Black III tonight, and
recycle your soul.

Hi guys.
Well, here we are.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Here we are.
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Now I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop for the whole weekend.
I'm going to a wedding this weekend.
I'm going to witness people joining in love union for
eternity, aka I'm going to drink a little this, a little
that, some of that, whose half full cup is that?
And then a little white girl wedding
dancing will take place.
And then they'll ride off in the sunset, sunrise.
This was a great week, though.
We had fun with Dave Hill, the one and the only.
And we got to know why it's a knack.
Gilbert Gottfried was here.
Lots of energy, lots of comic energy.
Cosmic, yeah, but comic.
Did you miss it?
It's no problem.
It's no problem.
Here's the Beth of the Week.

DAVE HILL: The sweetest book is probably I, Tina by Tina
Turner, the one that the hit movie What's Love Got to Do
With It is based on.
BETH HOYT: What about The Notebook?
That's pretty sweet, as far as sweet.
DAVE HILL: Is Ike Turner in that one?
BETH HOYT: How did the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
GILBERT GOTTFRIED: The ad showed a model with a great
ass, and said if you wore the shoes, that that
ass could be yours.
So I wore them for a month, showed up at the model's
house, and asked her if I could have her ass now.
REGGIE WATTS: If you don't know even just one little
thing, they automatically, then, think you're a bimbo.
BETH HOYT: Gosh, you're in a tough spot.
REGGIE WATTS: Yeah, so it's like, you have to know
everything.
If you just miss one thing, if you mispronounce like, oh,
it's Barney Sanders, and they're like, no, it's Bernie
Sanders, you idiot.
BETH HOYT: How does a man cut his lawn?
Eclipse it.
DAVE HILL: And then Ice Loves Coco came along and I was
like, yeah, it's like an instructive program.
Here's how you make it work.
Here's how opposites attract and stay attracted.
BETH HOYT: I need to get on that.
That sounds like something I need.
DAVE HILL: It's the best show.
If you like Ice-T and Coco, you'll love that show.
BETH HOYT: I love them.
Are you thinking about Wings?
Wings the show?
Oh, but now you're thinking about buffalo wings.
And now you're thinking about BW3, Buffalo Wild Wings, and
now you feel empty and sad inside, right?
What does Apple call the eclipse?
The iClipse.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Blah, blah, blah, commentate on comments.
Blah, blah, blah.
MALE SPEAKER: She's kind of pretty for a man.

I like the way she talks in her mouth parts.
BETH HOYT: Can you tell us a joke?
REGGIE WATTS: No, I'm not getting paid for this, no.