ブラジルのケツデカ女 The Biggest Ass in Brazil【VICE】


Uploaded by VICEjpch on 14.12.2012

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[VICE]
[meets...]
[The Biggest Ass in Brazil]
[RIO DE JANEIRO]
My name is Andressa Soares,
better known as "Watermelon Woman."
Even when I was a kid my friends' parents used to say,
"Look at the size of this girl's bottom."
It all started at a radio station in Rio,
[ANDRESSA SOARES PERFORMER] where I had a show with Tilo Junior,
and the listeners were curious to know who was the station's muse,
who interacted with the listeners on the internet.
So we posted a picture of me on the station's message board.
They asked me to take pictures at the beach.
I took a picture of me diving in the sea.
One was of my butt sticking up in the air, and the other one I was just standing.
They said, "Wow! Her butt is like a watermelon,"
so it stuck, "Watermelon Woman."
That's when MC Creu asked Watermelon Woman
to dance with him for a concert DVD.
His song wasn't being played much on the radio,
and a lot of people still didn't know who MC Creu was
or who sang the song.
He begged so much that I brought a friend, who is now the Jackfruit Woman.
Before it even came out, people were already talking about it.
People were saying, "You have to see the ass on this dancer."
"She shakes and does these different speeds."
- How does the song go, and can you explain a bit of the dance to us?
The dance I can't explain, because I"m sitting down,
but in the song he says something like,
"To dance the Creu, you need skills..."
Then he'd say, "The first speed is slow," and so on...
Then, "Creeeu," slowly, "Creeeu,"
and I would do the first speed.
So, instead of a normal dance,
I did all the speeds with my ass.
"Creeeeu, Creeu,' and "Creu, Creu, Creu,"
and "Creu-Creu-Creu-Creu-Creu."
Then, for the fifth speed, I would lean up against an amp,
point my ass up in the air, and do it all with my ass.
Shaking it like this, and everyone went crazy.
People connected the dance not to MC Creu, but to the watermelon ass.
Right after that, since it got so popular, came my first Playboy cover,
and then things blew up.
Now we're going to my beautician.
Let's go?
This is Nina, my beautician and friend.
[NINA LIMA BEAUTICIAN] She does all the cosmetic work on me,
[NINA LIMA BEAUTICIAN] and saves me from cellulite, stretch marks, things like that.
She is the one who works with that.
When I started, TV hosts always asked the same question,
"What do you think about making a living by using your body and your butt?"
I'm happy, because I work hard for this every day.
The name says it all, "Watermelon Woman,"
and what is the watermelon?
The watermelon is big and shapely like a butt.
I joke that my butt is my breadwinner, so it has to be perfect.
And I live off your ass...
Yeah, she makes a living off my ass,
so she has to take care of it.
With a thin waist and a giant XXL butt,
I'm the Watermelon Woman, and I always shake my ass.
It's easier to keep a small butt, a size S,
because there's less fat. It's less flaccid.
A giant XXL butt, like mine,
is harder to maintain, harder to improve.
A size S butt would be from 60 to 80cm.
A size M would be from 80 to 95.
A size L would go from 95 to 110,
and a XXL butt, like mine,
would be from 110cm up to...
121cm, which I had at one point.
- What's your size now?
I'm still a XXL. It's 117cm.
If I see a pretty woman with a nice body,
but with no butt, then I'm like...
You never see a man turn his head if a skinny girl walks by.
He stares if a chubby one walks by, even if she's not that cute.
Especially if she has a big ass.
Then he'll stare.
There's a lot of pressure on you to be hot,
for you to have a big ass, a hard ass.
What happens with Andressa is that
she has a lot of volume.
She has a lot of thigh, a lot of ass.
It's impossible to have a more Brazilian body than hers.
She is the Brazilian Standard.
Wanna turn over?
Here we're doing a treatment for cellulite.
Although Andressa, even with so much volume,
has a very small amount of cellulite.
You can see there's nothing here,
or here.
If you squeeze here, you start to see it.
It's very hard to stay in shape with a body like hers.
Women all used to be skinny, and suddenly she appears with this body.
So all the other girls look small.
Then they try to get a hot body to look really hot.
Here, every girl wants to be hot.
They want to be a "horse," with a big ass and big legs.
This changes a lot when you look at social class.
This changes a lot when you look at social class.
For example, a high society girl from Rio thinks that girls with less ass are more elegant.
They think that the ass is not elegant.
But the men all think the same, regardless of class.
I gave an interview last week to Veja Magazine, and they told me
that people used to go in for surgeries
like liposuction and breast implants.
Now, there's more demand for surgery on the glutes.
Silicone in the glutes.
- Does it work?
Yes, it looks perfect.
It works...
But perfect is only when it's natural, right Andressa?
It won't be perfect.
There are many techniques for you to get your glutes bigger.
There are products, including one that is used a lot, but I don't recommend,
and that's PMMA, Poly Methyl Methacrylate.
It's a somewhat plastic substance.
Another common technique is to inject fat.
You see that Watermelon's butt is nice and round.
When you inject fat, it's done up here,
in the top part of the gluteus maximus.
So you get a split butt, like a step.
When the girl is wearing clothes, you get a perky butt. It's beautiful,
but when she wears a bikini her butt looks split in half.
Another thing you can do to make your butt look bigger
is the "back shape."
I even told her to do it.
"You have to get the back shape, your butt will be even bigger."
She wants to make my butt even bigger.
But you live off of it.
It's where you remove the fat here,
in this quadrant,
so it looks just like the shape of a bikini.
It looks really thin, like this.
You get a separation on top, just like you have on the bottom,
so here the butt has a heart shape.
You'll give the impression of having more butt.
You don't need a lot, it just needs to stand out.
Guys, this hurts a lot.
Don't be surprised if I cry.
This is called Carbox Therapy.
It's a carbon gas injection.
It increases oxygen production,
and when this oxygen comes into contact with hemoglobin,
it turns fat into glycerol,
and glycerol is burned naturally by the body.
But you only get results after 30 or 40 days
on the flaccidity of the tissue.
In my show, I have two dancers: one blonde, one brunette,
then me and a DJ.
The first song I do is "Single, Yes, but Never Alone."
The song goes, "Yes, I'm single, but never alone."
"I'm the Watermelon Woman, and I shake my ass."
"Yes, I'm single, but never alone."
"I'm the Watermelon Woman, and I shake my ass."
Then we move on to the more physical stuff
with "The Sixth Speed," so we can start to shake.
I let the girls do it first, while I sing.
Then I sing the second part of the song again,
and then I do the sixth speed alone.
Then I get like a madwoman, usually I can manage it.
It's only when I'm really tired that I can't do it,
but we try.
- Do you keep outdoing yourself?
Yes, the more you dance, the more your body gets used to the speeds,
so we keep speeding it up.
I think I'll reach my limit at some point.
See? It's not easy being a Watermelon.
After this, I'm still going to the gym and all that.
She falls in love with these machines,
then she gets here and wants to pick one,
but I don't give her a choice.
She says, "No, not that one. That hurts,"
and I tell her that's the good one.
This machine stimulates your muscles without effort.
You muscles will contract, no matter what.
That's strong!
Not so much.
Nina, they're both going now!
You were complaining, right? I already lowered it for you.
OK, but this is still too strong.
I'll lower it a bit.
I'm lowering it.
Yeah, now it's better,
but now I can't feel any effects.
I'll increase it a bit, so we can find the right spot.
Do you want to become an eggplant?
No, a watermelon. Are you crazy?
That's enough, I don't want any more.
Do women like the Watermelon Woman for being a symbol?
Many of them like me, and children love me...
both boys and girls.
Out of 100, I'd say I have 100% of the children's audience.
I think women get a bit weird, because of the men.
It's not because they're envious of the Watermelon Woman,
it's just that they get jealous of what their boyfriends or husbands think,
or for them buying the magazine.
I have another song about this called "Hater."
The song goes like this,
"If you hate me, I can't do anything about it."
"I'm only here to terrorize the haters."
"Your envy brings me ratings that bring me success."
"I don't know how or why, but I have everything I want."
"I'm a really good girl. Let me teach you, don't forget this."
"The more you talk about me, the bigger my ass grows."
We're done...
Let me show you
my nails.
Watermelon nails.
Now I'm gonna show you how I do the sixth speed.
"The fifth speed, I already taught you."
"Now I want to see the sixth speed."
My skirt is going up, guys.
He's making such a funny face!
I'll hold it down.
I can't do it, it's going up all the way.
I can't do the sixth, I swear.
The skirt will come up to here.
I'll do it, so you don't think I'm lying.
Look.
VBS people,
kisses and thank you!
I hope you enjoyed the day with the Watermelon Woman.
Bye...