[Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme music fades away] Good Evening Gentlemen
Ladies, please revert your eyes. Or leave the room.
This is NOT for the Fairer Sex. [Hitchcock waits, building suspense]
Are they gone? GOOD.
[Hitchcock chuckles] Do you guys know about this one?
Put your hands up. Like that.
And I'll do this.
And you open your hands
and look in the middle. [Hitchcock begins to giggle as the Sex Joke is made]
What does THAT look like!?!
