FOR GOOD TIME - Gigi: Almost American


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 06.04.2011

Transcript:

THEME SONG: As the places I go, no place too home.
And I'm almost America.

OK!
[EERIE MUSIC]
-Right in here, baby.
-What in here, babbo?
-This is where your dreams come true.
-Oh, OK.
-So cutie, like I said outside Trader Joe's, Mama wants to
show you a good time, but good time means a little cash.
You got cash?
-Got cash.
-OK.
Well, this isn't gonna get you much, but that's OK.
I don't need to do much to make it worth
your while, you follow?
-Follow.
Nice home.
-So, uh, what's your name?
-Gigi.
-Oh, Gigi.
Mmm.
[COUGHING]
-People call me Blossom.
-Drazdun?
-Blossom.
-Draz-down.
-Blossom.
-Azza.
-Bl--
Blossom.
-Blozdayezban.
-Blossom.
So what do you like?
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): You know what I like?
A bottle of bourbon, some Marvin Gaye records, and a
girl on all fours begging me to be her daddy.
-A bottle of burgen, a gay marfer record, and a girl with
four legs begging her daddy.
-OK.
Disturbing.
But hot.
-Ah.
-I like it.
All right, so let's do this.
-OK.
-I'll be right back, OK?
-OK.
-OK.
OK.

-Oh, Dutch duck.

Strange rubber ducky.
BLOSSOM (OFFSCREEN): Hm?
Whatever.

-Oh.
Mint.
Yummy mint.

Ugh!
Ugh.

Argh!
-Let's fucking do this thing, you bitch.
[SCREAMING]
-Jesus!
Did I scare you?
-Scare me!
-Oh, ho, ho.
I haven't begun to scare you, baby.
Why don't you throw in another $20?
I'll let you scare all over my tits.
-I don't want to scare my mint.
-Oh-ho, you're playing hard to get, huh?
Well, I'm swift like a cheetah.
-No!
-And I'm coming in for the kill, my little baby hippo.
[SCREAMING]
-Ow, no bite!

-You're very strange, but I like it.

Big boy.
What?
-Snack food.

-Drop them.

Well--
-Well--

[STRUGGLING]
-Ugh.
Oof.
Oof.
Have mint.

-That ain't no mint, baby.
That's some Nasty X. That's some Nasty X. Nasty X. Nasty
X. Nasty X.
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
Oh, no, no.
I don't know if that's the cops or what, but this bitch
is tucking her she-dick in between her thigh-highs and
calling out sick.
Adios, lover.
[THEME SONG]
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-Housekeeping.

-Nasty
X. -Ay, dio.

GIGI: You're just here.
You're a Shaky peach.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Shake your peaches.
GIGI: Shaky peachy.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Shake your peaches.
GIGI: Shaker peachy.
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): By the Steve Miller Band.
GIGI: Bye-dee-you.