Yule Ball 2010 Potter Puppet Pals Part 1 subtited


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Transcript:
probably one of our favourite show of the year
maybe it's maybe our absolute favourite show of the year
and ah it's been a real special night always
but it's made even more special
whenever we are visited by our tiny little friends
ladies and gentlemen the Potter Puppet Pals
hello children
my name is Severus Snape and i will be your host tonight
I am so excited and pleased to present to you
ladies and gentlemen the 2010 Hogwarts Holiday Pageant
three contestants will be competing in three rounds
fashion, musical talent and personality
only one will be crowned the most beautiful student at Hogwarts
and take home our mystery prize
ooh aah
alright well we need three judges from the audience
would you please thank you
they're good
excuse me
would you move over a little thank you
all right all three are selected
yes
all right do they have numbers one two and three
one two and three
excellent
in tonight's first contest
you will all bear witness to some of the most magical
fashion and flourishes that wizarding kind has to offer
give it up for the studious Hermione Granger
Hermione looks absolutely sweet
in her candy cane inspired ensemble
by Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions
and it's always an occasion no doubt
when this girl's on the town
matching candy coated earrings by Honeydukes
complete the look
fitting an overall minty fresh impression
thank you Miss Granger
next we have Harry Potter yes that Harry Potter
who believes that he is a beautiful snowflake
in this winter wonderful hat and cape combo by Jake Brude
the boy who lived can now live in style
if his arrogance doesn't lead to his untimely death
thank you Mister Potter get off the stage
finally we have poor Ronald Weasley
Ron lights up the
Ron lights up the stage
in this festive yule time dashiki by Mollywobbles
this purple celebratory outfit is sure to finally win Ron a friend
thank you Mister Weasley
now if our first judge can possibly pick only one
of these fashion prodigies now is the time
for you to tell us who do you pick and why
I pick Ron because that is a fabulous Ron really
better better then Harry Potter's
I'd like to thank my Mom for making my costume
she sewed it around me while I was sleeping
I don't know how to get out
now we begin ah the second contest musical talent
our contestants have each chosen a holiday classic
which they will perform with their horrible little mouths
please muster up a polite round of applause for Ron Weasley
this song is about heartbreak it's by a man called Wham
I like Wham because their name is honey sounding
it reminds me the sound it makes when Harry hits me
with his broomstick
last Christmas I gave you my heart
but the very next day you gave it away
this year to save me from tears
I guess I'll just give it to Hermione
bless you bless you Harry Harry gave
I gave Harry an antique golden pocket watch and he gave me a
used Starbucks gift card that didn't have any money left on it
I gave Hermione a life size sculpture I made of her head
she screamed for a really long time
that was a great Christmas
wake me up before you go go
don't leave me hanging on like a Yo-yo
wake me up before you go go
don't want to miss it when you hit that high
happy Christmas everybody
thank you Ron next up is Hermione Granger
take it away Hermione
I don't want a lot for Christmas
there is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
there before the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
with a toy on Christmas day
I just want to read alone
more then you could ever know
make my wish come true
all I want for Christmas is books text books
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
wishing can't affect the weather
weather occurs naturally on it's own
I won't make a list and send it
to the North Pole for Saint Nick
that would also be quite pointless
for Santa Claus is just a myth
I just want to read tonight
by myself in candlelight
what more can I do
all I want for Christmas is books
Encyclopedia Britannica
happy Christmas everyone
Thank you Miss Granger
and now Harry Potter will also sing to you
Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Harry Potter
this is a holiday classic
sung by the late great John Lennon
off his classic album Thriller
it's called Live and Let Die
and it's about Christmas
the mood is right the spirits up
we're here tonight I'm Harry Potter
simply having a wonderful Christmas time yeah
simply having a wonderful Christmas time
the party's on the spirit's up
I'm Harry Potter so give me gifts
simply having a wonderful Christmas time ouh
simply having a wonderful Christmas time
hoo sha something happened ouh
I want to drive my car Harry Potter's my name
people may watch their game
imagine a Christmas I'm also so promiscuous
Harry Potter Harry Potter yeah
make your Christmas rock every other yeah
merry Christmas everyone
thank you Mister Potter