WTF - Training Chopsticks




Uploaded by simonandmartina on 15.06.2011

Transcript:
So what you're saying is
these are training wheels for my fingers?
[music]
So we think this item is a little bit befitting today
they're training chopsticks. Now, we have Martina's parents visiting from Canada
and they don't know how to use chopsticks,
so we're gonna be getting them to use these
These chopsticks with pirate bears on them.
!!! This is Captain Jack Sparrow Bear.
Look he's got little beads in his hair.
Oh right! And a bell, on his neck.
I don't think he's Captain Jack Sparrow.
What are these little holes for?
Your fingers.
Oh they're rubbery.
Yeah you gotta put your fingers in the holes.
See the instructions on the back. Oh I see. Okok.
I'm supposed to put my first finger here,
my second finger here and my thumb in here.
Uh huh. There you go!
OMG they feel sooooooooooo awkward!
Let me see?
Maybe because I have giant fingers. Wait.
Could be
Omigosh! This is OSM!
You could...work very...oh boy!
[terrible music representation of ... I don't know]
Your name is Cuban Pete. You're the king of the Rhumba beat!
When your maracas go chick chick e boom chick chick e boom chick chick e boom
So these'll be good for whoever wins this
if you don't know how to use chopsticks, then this is the perfect way.
But this is exceptionally awkward.
Doesn't it feel awkward to you?
Now we're really good at using chopsticks,
in fact, a lot of my Korean friends said that
I'm better at using chopsticks than they are. BOOMSHAKALAKA!
Well I guess this is good for,
well, what age would you be...what age do you start learning to use chopsticks?
I don't know!
I mean, like as a kid in Canada, you know
I could barely cut...you know paper.
You had those safety scissors that would, like, twist everywhere
and you're like "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"
Now this last year you learned how!
I did! I learned how to use a fork and a knife as well!
Ok guys we're gonna have a showdown:
I'm gonna use little kids' chopsticks
and see if I could, like, pick things up quicker
and Simon will use regular chopsticks.
and we'll see who can pick up the most in one go.
Ok what do you mean in one go?
Should we do the same time, or should we...
we should count mississippis.
We'll be like 1 mississippi 2 mississippi 3 mississippi 7 mississippi
like that? For each other? You're such a cheater.
I'm not a...HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME? I'M NOT A CHEATER!
We all...can I do like a flashback montage right now of Simon cheating?
BOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
No, I'm gonna start doing it!
1 mississippi 2 mississippi 3 mississippi 4 mississippi
5 mississippi 7 mississippi
You know what? We should get my dad to count instead.
Impartial dad judge! Daaaaaaad!
He's busy on his iPad. He's not listening.
That's not nice! Your daughter is here! She loves you.
YOOHOO!
YAAAAAYYY!
I'm alive!
Ok, so we've got my dad, an impartial judge (FALSE! HE'S PARTIAL TO MARTINA!)
He's gonna use a 10 second timer
and I'll see how many I can pick up in 10 seconds
and then Simon will try to beat my score.
Go!
Oh gosh!
OOHHH GOSH!
OMIGOSH!
These are awkward!
These are really awkward, I'll be honest.
Hey!
Time's up!
NOOOOOOOooooOOooOOO11!!!
Time's up time's up!
What do we have here? We have 1 2 3 4 5 6
Ok my turn. We gotta switch sides.
Go!
HAHAHAHA HOOHOOHOO HAAA!
Simon you're such a cheater!
NO REDO!
No we have to do a redo
1 2 3 4 5 6
No Simon dumped the whole bowl! He's a cheater!
You never said anything against dumping the bowl!
He's a stinky cheater.
Go!
[sound of Martina losing]
Stop.
YES UHHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHH!!!!!1!11!11!!!
WINNER!
Just one more!
Seven!
After Simon cheated, he infinitely cheated!
How wha? I did that fair and square!
Fine! Now we've gotta change objects!
Go!
hehehehehe
hahahah!
Oh geez! Oh geez!
Stop.
OH NO!
HAYHAY HAYAWERRJKWERJ!J!JKFKDAJIT!1
Count it! That was mid-air!
That was midair!
He's a cheater!
Mid air!
You guise saw it!
stop stop stop STOP STOOOOOOOOOP
GONG!
Six! That's a buzzer beater!
THAT WAS A BUZZER BEATER!
It was like stop and like wOOOoooOOOOOOHHHH
That was a buzzer beater! It was in the air!
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Yes it is! Six!
Ok whenever you're ready dad!
Go!
[sound of Simon thinking of a plan]
Stop!
9! Booya!
What are you talking about? I don't see it!
How many are in there? 3!
No! Dump your hand!
NO!
DUMP YOUR HAND!
Spudgy! Eat it!
Spudgy! Run Spudgy go!
GONG!