Vasya, the smallest gnome (english subtitles)


Uploaded by nadejg on Jan 16, 2009

Transcript:
The Smallest Gnome
In one forest there lived Vasya, the gnome.
He was so small that nobody ever noticed him.
Hello!
He didn’t notice me.
Hel-lo! It is me, Vasya!
Is it you...Vasya?
Hello!
Didn’t notice me either.
-Grandma, I’m so so so small
that nobody notices me... somehow.
-And what have ever done to get noticed?
-Nothing...
-Nothing? When I was your age,
I took the spell off Nils,
guarded Snow White, when she fell asleep.
You have to do something good, to get noticed.
-But what should I do?
-Just listen to your heart.
-Why do I have to wait for my heart’s hints?
-So what do we have?
Only one operation in the last period
can be reported as successful-
Grandma’s grey goat. What a nice little goat he was!
All other stints failed!
We’re still being laughed at by 3 little pigs,
the 7 kids and the Red Riding Hood
It's time to reclaim our evil name!
So, on today’s agenda: three little piglets.
-Musical instrument, 6 letters
-Violin?
-Grey predatory animal, 4 letters
-Hare?
-Who’s there?
-Who? Who? Crossword championess
-You’re just the one we need!
-So, what do you got?
-Grey predatory animal, 4 letters
-Wolf!
-You guessed it right for the first time!
-Wash your hands before eating!
-What to do? What to do?!?
-Who...who is blowing!?
Drafts are a common cause of seasonal colds!
No worries. Piglets’ thing bombed,
now we go after the kids.
-The kids need help!
-And we begin...
-Stop wasting your time on this junk!
Fellas, come out to play soccer!
-No, we can’t.
Balalaika auditions are coming up and we need to practice.
-How ‘bout a game of tag?
-No, we need to keep practicing.
-As you wish, fellas.
How shall I entice them to leave the house?
Eureka!
-Who’s that?
Stop! Where are you going?
Fine, we’ll take it all out
on the Red Hat one and her Gram.
Who’s this here strolling through the forest?
Who’s so beautiful and cute?
-Go away, Wolf. I don’t want to talk.
Someone just like you almost
ate me and my Grandma recently.
-Shame! Shame upon my grey head!
Because of one good-for-nothing,
there’s now a stain upon all of wolf-kind.
-Don’t cry, don’t...
So you are not like that?
Not me! I’m not like that at all!
I represent honest and decent lupine intelligentsia.
Look! See? I’m not even asking you where you going.
-It’s no secret. I’m going to visit my sick Grandma.
-No,no,no! You did not say it,
I didn’t hear it. And I don’t wish
to know where your Grandma lives!
-She lives behind the forest.
-No, don’t say! I’m not interested in these things...
to the left or to the right?
-There’s road sign there.
(Grandmother)
(Bear)
Grand-mot-her
Now we’re good.
What’s up, Gramps?
Get out of bed, I shall be dining now.
Now you can go home!
-Grandma! Grandpa! I saved 3 little pigs,
7 kids and Little Red Riding Hood
with her Grandma from the Wolf!
-Well, did anyone notice you?
-Me? I don’t know.
But they must have noticed what I did...
Especially the wolf!