29. EX-KGB AGENT PERSPECTIVE ON MIDDLE EAST

GREETINGS TO AMERICANS AND THE MIDDLE EAST. MY NAME IS MICHELLE
TRITENEDOV. I MEAN TO OFFER AN OBJECTIBLE GRIST, SO TO SPEAK, FOR THE DIPLOMATIC WHEEL
IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WITH BOTH AMERICA AND MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES UP TO THEIR NECKS
INCONTROL FREAKS IT IS NO WONDER THE ENDS OF THEIR MEANS DO NOT VARY
GREATLY. IF YOU TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THEIR MOST CONFOUNDING CULTURAL MORES YOU’LL SEE.
IN THEMIDDLE EAST THE COMMON MUN HAVE TWO CHOICE (MOTIONING TWO),FIGHT OR DIE AND THE
SECOND, FIGHT AND DIE. IN AMERICA, THE COMMON MUN ALSOHAVE TWO CHOICES (MOTIONIING TWO),
FUCK OR DIE OR, YOU GUESSED IT, FUCK AND DIE.
AS YOU KNOW, VIRUSES SUCH AS THE HUMAN PAPALOMA VIRUS CAN CAUSE CANCER. ITS JUST A DIFFERENT
KIND OF SWORD, (MOTIONING WITH FINGERS) A SMALLER SWORD, THE SWORD OF A GERM. SO, AMERICANS
ARE DYING FROM THE GERM OR FEAR OF IT WITH CANCER AN HEART DISEASE.THIS IS SO SIMPLE, SO,UNLESS YOU ENJOY CANCER AND
HEART DISEASE, YOU MUST COME TO THESAME CONCLUSION THAT ALTHOUGH AMERICANS LIKE TO THINK THEY
ARE MORE SOPHISTICATED,WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY GUCCI AND NORM NARDINI, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
WE ARE ALL LIKE COACAROACHES FIGHTING OVER A SINGLE CRUST OF BREAD IN A HUGE COLLESEUM.IF
YOU DO NOT ARRIVE AT THIS EQUALLY HEINOUS COLORTROL PHILOSOPHY IT MUST SURELY BE THE
ANCHOVIES. YOUR VODKA ISN’T SO BAD UNLESS YOU ARE SADO-MASICIST IN WHICH CASE, YOU RELISH
THE THOUGHT OF AN ALIEN GROWING DEEP WITHIN YOUSELF AND YOUR NEIGHBORS. ENJOY YOUR GRIST.I’M
HEADED FOR THE SLIPPY SLIDE WHILE BP IS OFF!