Hi, I'm Andy Milonakis.
And this is also My Damn Channel.
Let me show you around, motherfuckers.
I can curse again because I'm on the internet.
Right over here, that's where people fuck.
Right over here, that's where people fuck.
Right over here, that's where people fuck.
Right over here, that's where people fuck.
Right over here, that's where people fuck or get fucked up
by me because I'm the ping pong fucking
champion of the world.
Oh, oh, oh, break it down, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, break it down, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Right over here, this is where people buy
pretentious shell balls.
It's a ball made out of shells.
So you can put it in your fucking fancy Hollywood home
and be like, hey guys, did you notice the ball of
shells that I have?
I don't even know who this belongs to, but guess what.
They can buy a new fucking shell ball, motherfucker.
Not in my house.
Not in my garage.
Right over here, this is where people fuck.
Oh, I'm so cool.
