Seth Herzog LIVE - 10/17/12 (Full Ep)

[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Hi, guys.
Welcome to MyDamn Channel LIVE.
I'm your host, Beth Hoyt.
And today on the show we have the very funny Seth Herzog.
Seth, AKA the Zog, is a New York comedy legend, but you
don't need to live in New York to know who he.
You'll recognize him in from VH1's "Best Week Ever," from
movies like "Prime," "Role Models," "The Baxter," from TV
shows like "Chapelle's Show," "30 Rock." The
man has been around.
He'll be here soon so get any questions you have
for him in the chat.
First though, as I've mentioned, and Instagrammed,
and Tweeted, and shared lots of ways, because it was so
exciting, I went to New York Comic Con this past weekend.
Well, ac-- actually I didn't go, um, Mega Beth went.
It was my, her, our first time.
And I'm pretty sure it won't be the last.
Pretty sure.
We brought along a video crew to document the
insanity check this out.

Hi, you guys, this is Beth Hoyt from MyDamn
Channel, AKA Mega Beth.
I'm here at New York City's Comic Con.
The superhero racket is a goldmine.
Mega Beth is ready to cash in.
I know the fans can be vicious.
I'm ready.
Comic Con, you ready?

All right the first thing I need is an iconic
image of Mega Beth.
We're here in Artists' Alley.
Let's find him.
I here with Mark Dos Santos, will you help me with an
illustration of the superhero that is Mega Beth?
MARK DOS SANTOS: Sure.

BETH HOYT: OK, so the drawing is done.
We're ready to see it.
Mark was this like the most fun drawing to do, ever?
MARK DOS SANTOS: I don't know if it was the most fun ever,
but it was definitely fun.
And hopefully, it will help you on your way.
BETH HOYT: Hopefully?
I know it will.
Let's see it.
NATE BENNETT: Hey, Beth.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry, what do you want?
NATE BENNETT: This looks like fun.
I want to get in on it.
BETH HOYT: Nate, come on.
This is my thing.
There's like 100,000 illustrators here.
Find a different one.
Just let me--
Sorry about that.
MARK DOS SANTOS: No worries.
BETH HOYT: But the fans just, you know?
MARK DOS SANTOS: Ready?
BETH HOYT: I'm ready.
[GASP]
BETH HOYT: It's beau-- do I look like that?
I love it so much.
Look at those.
Thank you Mark.
MARK DOS SANTOS: Oh, no problem.
Thank you.
TRACIE CHING: So why don't you describe some of your
qualities to me.
It will help me kind of get an idea of what
you're looking for.
NATE BENNETT: Uh, I'm a really good listener.
I have a really organized Google Calendar.
I, I'm really good at summoning bartenders.
I'm really good at knowing when my phone is ringing.
I can tell the thread count of a sheet just by touching it.
TRACIE CHING: All right, so I am about finished.
You ready to see it?
NATE BENNETT: Yeah.
Yeah, that would be great.
TRACIE CHING: All right.
Here you go.
NATE BENNETT: Great.
Nefarious Nate.
It looks kind of diabolical sort of.
TRACIE CHING: Well weren't you describing a villain?
NATE BENNETT: A villain, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, why not a villain.
OK.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Thank you, so much, Tracie.
TRACIE CHING: My pleasure, Nate.
BETH HOYT: Hi, you guys.
I'm here with Jeff Balke, master of colors, and now
you're helping Mega Beth pop.
JEFF BALKE: Absolutely.
BETH HOYT: Just really ta-- make sure that you get the
boobs exactly how--
JEFF BALKE: Oh, I'm going to get the boobs
perfectly in there.
BETH HOYT: Those are very accurately drawn [INAUDIBLE]
JEFF BALKE: I, I gotta ask you a question, though.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, please.
JEFF BALKE: What exactly, is your power?
You do have a superpower don't you?
BETH HOYT: Knew I forgot something, shit.
Do you have any suggestions on like a cool superpower I
should have?
AUDIENCE: Shapeshifting?
AUDIENCE: Invisibility.
AUDIENCE: Robbing Pokemons.
AUDIENCE: Telepathy would be good.
AUDIENCE: Blast people with rainbows.
JACK SPARROW: Just hand out free rum.
AUDIENCE: I think you could be a good heart breaker.
BETH HOYT: You guys, I'm here with Lorraine, host of
"Marvel's, The Watcher." She knows a lot about superheroes.
She's gonna help me out.
LORRAINE CINK: How about the power of flight?
BETH HOYT: OK, let's try flight.

Ow.
NICK KROLL: I feel like most superheroes can
walk through walls.
BETH HOYT: I can, I can ev--
I could maybe do that.
NICK KROLL: I think you can definitely do it.
I believe in you.

BETH HOYT: Ugh.
That's a no go superpower.
OK, you guys.
I've got Blair Butler of "Fresh Ink" on G4.
Do you have any suggestions for a superpower for me?
BLAIR BUTLER: Superstrength.
BETH HOYT: OK.
This is ridiculous.
Can you open this for me?
ROB CORDDRY: Go with a basic one.
Shoot something out of your eyes, lasers, who cares?
[LASER SOUNDS]
BETH HOYT: Man.
BETH HOYT: Do you have any suggestions for a
superpower for me?
AUDIENCE: Superspeed.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
No, ow.
Ah, cramp.
Oh, no.
No.
NATE BENNETT: The power.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha,ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[COUGHING]
NATE BENNETT: Ah, ha, ha.
BETH HOYT: Nate, what are you doing here?
NATE BENNETT: I got an illustrator to draw me and
apparently I'm a villain.
BETH HOYT: Nate, I'm sorry.
You're as evil as I am super-powered.
Just leave me alone.
[SAD PIANO MUSIC]

MAN (OFFSCREEN): Oh, my god.
GRACE (OFFSCREEN): Oh, a monster.
GRACE HELBIG: Mega Beth, look, it's a monster.
He's threatening to destroy Comic Con.
BETH HOYT: Grace, I'm not Mega Beth.
I'm, I'm just Beth.
GRACE HELBIG: You are Mega Beth, and now is your time.

NATE BENNETT: Yeah, I believe in you, Mega Beth.
I believe in you.
GRACE HELBIG: Go, Mega Beth.
Kill it.
NICK KROLL: I believed in you, Beth.
It was inside you all along.
ROB CORDDRY: This is going horribly.
You're never gonna win.
BETH HOYT: Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Monster: Argh.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no way.
OK.
Nope, nope.
Get me outta here.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I think I've found it.
I found my superpower.
I have super fear.
I have fear powerful enough to keep me alive to
fight another day.
NATE BENNETT: Mega Beth.
BETH HOYT: Hi.
NATE BENNETT: The monster is still in there.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
NATE BENNETT: Aren't you gonna fight him?
BETH HOYT: Are you kidding me?
Did you see that thing?
Mega Beth is never gonna have a movie
franchise if she's dead.
OK?
BETH HOYT (OFFSCREEN): Well this was quite a day for Mega
Beth at Comic Con New York, 2012.
I've got an iconic image.
I met celebrities.
I hung out with a bunch of fans.
Most importantly, I found my superpower.
May not be the coolest superpower, but it gives me
the one thing I need in this business, longevity.
For "MyDamnChannel LIVE." this is Beth Hoyt, and Mega Beth,
signing off.

BETH HOYT: Wow.
I have my cell phone turned off right now, but I'm like,
I'm like pretty sure it's probably blowing up with
offers from big studios and stuff.
That's, that's how it works, right?
Like, ugh, like leave me alone.
I'm doing a show.
Because you guy are the ones I want to chat with.
By the way I'm opening up the floor to answer any questions
you have about New York Comic Con, or being Mega Beth.
Or what it's like to bruise yourself doing every
MyDamnChannel video.
What you guys got?
NATE BENNETT: Hello, Mega Beth.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
BETH HOYT: What are you doing here, Nate?
This is my thing.
NATE BENNETT: Thought we were gonna talk about our video.
BETH HOYT: Ugh.
Fine you can stay but no evil laughs.
It's like not you.
Just don't do that.
NATE BENNETT: OK.
BETH HOYT: OK, here's a comment from YouTube.
This is from VloggingLuverr.
How awesome is Comic Con?
Do that face, Nate.
Um, it was pretty awesome.
I explored it like, back and forth about 20 times when you
were shabooming that.
So I saw a lot of cool costumes.
And I really, It was my first time.
I loved it.
NATE BENNETT: Yeah, it was a pretty insane--
Uh, the crowds, though.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
NATE BENNETT: Oh, my gosh.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, it was tough.
NATE BENNETT: So, so many people.
BETH HOYT: By the way, did you guys remember.
[INAUDIBLE] it was National Fear Day?
That's--
Do you get it?
I didn't even plan that.
I didn't even plan that this would be the day.
It's also National Ass Day.
Did you know that, Nate?
NATE BENNETT: Is that why I'm out here?
'Cause that's not funny.
BETH HOYT: No, it's not.
NATE BENNETT: OK, good.
BETH HOYT: Nothing to do with you, at all.
NATE BENNETT: OK.
BETH HOYT: Here's a comment from YouTube.
This is from Kevin Palencia.
Who is Mega Beth's arch enemy?

No words needed.
No words needed.
Here's another comment.
And this is from Tracie Ching.
Aw, Nefarious Nate.
Tracie!
NATE BENNETT: Tracie was--
she's the artist that drew Nefarious Nate,
that awesome drawing.
Uh.
BETH HOYT: He's coming back, he's coming back.
BETH HOYT: Right here.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
So cool.
BETH HOYT: It looks jus--
Do that.
NATE BENNETT: It really does look just like me.
BETH HOYT: Can you do it?
So good.
NATE BENNETT: It's really good.
BETH HOYT: Hold on.
NATE BENNETT: It's great.
Oh, yeah.
BETH HOYT: Let me see?
Let me show you guys, OK.
NATE BENNETT: You're not in costume though, but--
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that's it.
NATE BENNETT: It's accurate.
100%.
BETH HOYT: Totally.
Um, yeah, anyway, thanks, Tracie.
You did a great job.
Also, I always think that emoticon is an ice cream cone.
It's that just, um, just me?
It's like, it's a heart.
NATE BENNETT: Oh.
BETH HOYT: But I always think it's ice cream.
Here's another com--
Here's a comment from um, Sean Kalin--
Kalinoski.
Are we gonna get an interview with Beth and Stan Lee?
NATE BENNETT: Did he survive the, uh, monster attack?
[SIGH]
BETH HOYT: It's like, I cou-- you know.
I don't--
that's the bad news.
NATE BENNETT: Aw.
BETH HOYT: Didn't want to tell you guys that, but
yeah, Stan Lee is--
So no, we could have filmed it but, um--
NATE BENNETT: If only he had superfear.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
NATE BENNETT: Right?
BETH HOYT: Yep, gotta save yourself.
Here's another comment from areasontowritehome.
What was Mega Beth's favorite booth at New York Comic Con?
Well I loved, I loved where I got my drawing done.
And the coloring.
I just loved watching both of them work.
They were super fast.
And, oh, also I did, um, what's it called?
Dance, dance dance party?
NATE BENNETT: Yeah.
Just Dance.
BETH HOYT: Just Dance.
I did that with some other people.
When they play the thing and you do the dance.
And um, it was equally, like totally embarrassing, and also
the coolest thing.
I have never felt more confident and more embarrassed
at the same time in my life.
NATE BENNETT: That's a pretty good summary of Comic Con in
general, I think.
Like, for a lot of the people there.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Yeah.
So mission accomplished.
I mean we-- we hit the goal.
All right.
Thanks, uh, for watching [INAUDIBLE]
Also more comments later with Seth Herzog.
Not this one.
But first, Nate and I weren't the only ones who
hit up Comic Con.
That's just--
what did I say?
The one thing, you can stay here if you don't do that.
NATE BENNETT: OK.
BETH HOYT: OK.
One of my favorite ladies also went to Comic Con.
Miss Shannon Coffey of "Coffee Chat," went to hang out with
some comedy celebs and filed this report.
Let's watch.

SHANNON COFFEY: I'm Shannon Coffey from MyDamnChannel and
we're here at New York Comic Con.
We're gonna talk to Paul Scheer from NTSF SD SUV, and
Rob Corddry from Children's Hospital.
I'm going to make sure to get all of their secrets.
And then we're gonna make the fight to the death.
Let's do it.
We're here with Paul Scheer from NTSF SD SUV.
PAUL SCHEER: I'm impressed that you remember all the
letters in the acronym.
SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you.
PAUL SCHEER: This is it.
We should call the end of the interview, because you, you
came in there.
You pointed.
You hit a home run right out of the gate.
The quality of MyDamnChannel, this is what, this is the kind
of stuff we're talkin' about.
Mario Lopez, he can't do this.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, man.
I was with you until you started dissing Mario Lopez.
PAUL SCHEER: Oh, I'm not dissing Mario Lopez.
I'm just saying you're better than Mario Lopez.
SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you.
Great, hi, we are here with Rob Corddry
from Children's Hospital.
Congrats on your Emmy.
ROB CORDDRY: Thank you.
It's, uh, fucking crazy.
Yeah.
SHANNON COFFEY: They kind of made a category just for you.
Like, they just made it up.
ROB CORDDRY: Actually, I would make the case that they made
that for us.
All of our friends are doing stuff on MyDamnChannel and
everything.
And, and it's--
Basically they're legitimizing our lives.
We all won that Emmy.
SHANNON COFFEY: We did.
That Emmy is mine.
ROB CORDDRY: Well, uh.
SHANNON COFFEY: It is mine.
ROB CORDDRY: Not like the Stanley Cup.
Like I get it.
You can feel like, uh, we're legitimized.
But that's it.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm a little disappointed.
I'm gonna be honest.
ROB CORDDRY: All right.
I'll give you my Emmy.
God.
SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you.
ROB CORDDRY: I can't say no.
I feel like a jerk.
You can have it.
SHANNON COFFEY: I want secrets.
I want all your secrets.
Specifically about the show, but also personal secrets.
PAUL SCHEER: Oh, I've got a lot of personal secrets.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK, good.
ROB CORDDRY: I am the biggest cause of hit and run accidents
in Los Angeles County.
It's the way that I feel power.
That's a personal secret.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK.
PAUL SCHEER: Show secrets, the big news that we have is that
we're doing a special Christmas episode, that is
airing in December, that's kind of a combination of
paranormal activity and the Christmas story, I guess.
I'll give you some guest star secrets.
OK.
PAUL SCHEER: Coming up on the show, Ray Liotta, Aziz Ansari,
Aubrey Plaza, and the dad from "Family Ties," Michael Gross
plays my dad.
He was awesome.
I never felt more hugged until he hugged me.
SHANNON COFFEY: So, um, why don't you
tell me some secrets.
ROB CORDDRY: Oh, I'm lot a sexual deviant.
Really weird, weird stuff.
A lot of biological stuff.
Blood play.
I want to answer a question like that
for real, and honestly.
But I don't know, you have, you'll
have to be more specific.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK.
Like, when you look into a cat's eyes, what do you think?

ROB CORDDRY: I go back to my childhood and I think-- this
is a good one, great question--
I remember feeling guilty masturbating
in front of my cat.
SHANNON COFFEY: God, you are a sexual deviant.
You molested cats when you were young.
ROB CORDDRY: I did not molest--
I never said that.
SHANNON COFFEY: Did the cat see your penis?
ROB CORDDRY: Yes.
SHANNON COFFEY: All right, you molested the cat.
Literally--
ROB CORDDRY: No I did not.
No.
ROB CORDDRY: You molested him.
ROB CORDDRY: The cat has no cognitive, like, you know.
It's me reading into her, her, like, blank cat look.
My dog, too.
SHANNON COFFEY: In your shows like, reference tons
of movies and shows.
So we want to, like, pit you guys against each other in a
competition.
PAUL SCHEER: OK.
SHANNON COFFEY: Let's see in 30 seconds how many shows, or
movies, you can list that you've referenced.
OK.
PAUL SCHEER: Let's do it.
SHANNON COFFEY: OK.
One.
Two.
Three.
Go.
PAUL SCHEER: "Fringe," "Hawaii Five-O," "Back To The Future,"
"21 Jump Street," "Chinatown," "Point Break," "The Hard Way,"
Michael J. Fox, James Woods movie.
Too much explanation on that.
We've, uh, we've done "Mole People," the documentary.
Ah, we have "Beverly Hills Cop." We have um, uh, ahh,
CURTIS QUINN (OFFSCREEN): "Never Been Kissed."
PAUL SCHEER: Uh, "Never Been Kissed."
SHANNON COFFEY: Cheating, cheating.
Curtis Quinn, cheating.
PAUL SCHEER: Uh, I got "Back To The Future." "Never Been
Kissed."
SHANNON COFFEY: Done.
Done.
Oh, man.
PAUL SCHEER: I got ten.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, that was like 82.
PAUL SCHEER: All right.
SHANNON COFFEY: We want to put you guys against each other
and see if you can list, like a ton--
ROB CORDDRY: He's so much better at this than me.
SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, yeah.
Well, he kind of, he failed.
ROB CORDDRY: He's gonna win.
Let's just say he wins, but go.
Let's try.
SHANNON COFFEY: All right.
OK, One.
Two.
Three. "Do The Right Thing," "The British Office," uh,
"Goodfellas." Uh, "60 Minutes." Uh,
um, uh, ah, I uh--
Ha, ha, ha.
Aha.
SHANNON COFFEY: You can do it, you can do it.
ROB CORDDRY: Uh, ugh, shut up.
SHANNON COFFEY: I'm being quiet.
ROB CORDDRY: Well, OK, uh, "Grey's Anatomy." "ER," "Saint
Elsewhere," um, uh, David Lynch, uh, "Twin Peaks." Uh,
um, oh,ooh, ooh, uh.
SHANNON COFFEY: Time, time, time.
ROB CORDDRY: How'd, how'd I do?
SHANNON COFFEY: You did--
MAN (OFFSCREEN): You got eight.
SHANNON COFFEY: All right.
ROB CORDDRY: I molested that cat.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
You got that cat.
That cat's never going out again.
He had, like, 60.
ROB CORDDRY: I hate Paul Scheer.
And, and, he's an asshole.
SHANNON COFFEY: Well, thank you so much for talking to us.
PAUL SCHEER: Thank you.
Oh, my pleasure.
SHANNON COFFEY: And saving America from terrorism.
PAUL SCHEER: Thank you for being better than Mario Lopez.
SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you.
Thank you, so much.
ROB CORDDRY: Hey, thank you.
This has been uh, ridiculous.
SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah.
I agree.
So Paul Scheer won.
He cheated but it still counts so, good job,
Paul, you did it.
And Rob Corddry, you really like animals.
I'm Shannon Coffey for MyDamnChannel.
Thanks for watching.

BETH HOYT: You guy's Seth Herzog is here.
And I wanted you to be introduced to him just as I
was at a comedy show years ago.
I give you, The Zog.
[THUNDER]
[MUSIC--"WONDER WOMAN"]

BETH HOYT: Woo!
Wow, Seth Herzog, what a performance.
Ladies and gentlemen, on Superhero Day, "Wonder Woman."
Let's give Seth a chance to catch his breath.
Then we're gonna talk all things Zog.
SETH HERZOG: We did it, guys.
BETH HOYT: Ugh, you did it.
First, first though you guys, this is a MyDamnChannel
original video premiere.
This is Status Kill with "Checking In."
AGENT SPARKS: People who constantly check in every time
they take two steps is annoying.
I don't care where you are.
And guess what?
Nobody else does either.
VOICEOVER: Status Kill.

WOMAN: Agent Sparks, you have been requested
to escort the mayor.
AGENT SPARKS: Copy.
WOMAN: We believe there's a credible threat to his safety.
Don't let him out of your sight.
Agent Sparks.
REPORTER: Mr Mayor.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor, the car will be here shortly.
MAYOR: Let's hoof it.
AGENT SPARKS: Sir.

Mr. Mayor, we're scheduled To be--
MAYOR: It's fine.
It's fine.

[CHIMES SOUNDS ON COMPUTER BOARD]

AGENT SPARKS: Sir, what are-- what are you doing?
MAYOR: Checking in.
COMPUTER: Congratulations, you are now the mayor.
MAYOR: Yes.
AGENT SPARKS: You check in here every day?
MAYOR: Sometimes twice.
AGENT SPARKS: You're letting people know exactly where you
are twice a day?
MAYOR: I have to to check in, don't I?

[GUNFIRE]
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor.
Mr. Mayor.
MAYOR: Where is he?
AGENT SPARKS: That was close.
MAYOR: In here.
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
[HELICOPTER NOISE]
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
AGENT SPARKS: Sir, what are you doing?
MAYOR: Checking in.
AGENT SPARKS: That's nuts.
You're already the mayor.
MAYOR: Ha, you can never be enough major.
COMPUTER: Congratulations you are know the mayor.
MAYOR: I knew it.
Take that, Cindy.

[TICKING]
AGENT SPARKS: Move.
[TICKING]
MAYOR: Ugh, ooh.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor.
MAYOR: One more place, [INAUDIBLE]
Just one more place.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor this is too dangerous.
MAYOR: You, you don't understand.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor, I understand
that this is too dangerous.
MAYOR: I gotta check in.
I gotta check in.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor, stop.

MAYOR: Please just one more place.
AGENT SPARKS: Mr. Mayor.
MAYOR: One more place.
AGENT SPARKS: I can no longer guarantee your safety.
We have to get you out of here, now.
MAYOR: You do realize that I am the Mayor.
[MAYOR CLEARS THROAT]
[CAR HORN BEEPS]

MAYOR: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.

[CHIME SOUNDS ON COMPUTER BOARD]

COMPUTER: Congratulations, you are now the mayor.
MAYOR: Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
COMPUTER: Oh no.
You've lost your mayorship.
MAYOR: Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
AGENT SPARKS: (UNDER HIS BREATH): Mother fucker.
[CHIMES SOUND ON COMPUTER BOARD]
THUGS: Where's the Mayor?

[GUNFIRE]
BETH HOYT: We're back, OK, with Seth Herzog.
He is clothed again, um, up top, anyway.
Thank you, so much, for being here, Seth.
SETH HERZOG: Thank you, so much.
I'm so excited about this.
This is "MyDamnChannel LIVE."
BETH HOYT: It is.
SETH HERZOG: This is, this is exciting.
It's huge.
BETH HOYT: It's huge.
SETH HERZOG: And I'm on the episode where you have the
most videos.
So the less guest time.
I'm like the Black History Month of guests.
BETH HOYT: And luckily you came.
Um, um, thank you for wearing this beautiful costume during
your, well lovely dance.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
Right?
BETH HOYT: So you see--
SETH HERZOG: This is my-- no this is my actual skin.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, totally.
I know.
SETH HERZOG: I'm just two-toned.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, this happens in the fall.
And wait 'til you see it in the winter, you guys.
Ughl.
SETH HERZOG: Oh yeah, It's different.
It's greenish.
BETH HOYT: It's see through, oh, yeah.
Almost translucent to me.
So, um, where did you get this?
SETH HERZOG: The outfit?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Did the idea for the dance come first, or the costume?
This is all questions, no time for answers.
SETH HERZOG: OK.
BETH HOYT: And did you choreograph it yourself?
SETH HERZOG: Si.
Everything is si.
BETH HOYT: Oh, OK.
SETH HERZOG: Um, I--
The dance came first.
It was many years ago.
Um, I was just, you know, when I was really starting comedy
in, in, in New York.
Um, I was at a friend's apartments and th-- they had
like a TV show with a theme song disk.
And they just put on "Josie and the Pussycats." It was the
first thing.
And I loved that cartoon as a kid.
And I loved the song.
And I just started, just like dancing around the apartment.
Just like rocking out and listening to the song.
And everyone in the room was like, that's the funniest
thing we've ever seen.
You have to do it on stage.
I was like, I won't do it on stage.
No one's gonna think that's funny on stage.
So I did the "Josie and the Pussycats" think.
We didn't have a costume for it.
It was just like me dancing around.
It wasn't that funny.
And then, so I took that disk and I started going through
all the songs on the disk.
And the "Wonder Woman" song came up.
And I'm like, oh that's a good song to dance to.
That's a great song.
And then I did it.
And then I made a costume for a while.
That was just the ghettoest thing.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I want to see that.
SETH HERZOG: --thing.
Oh, my god, it was so ghetto.
BETH HOYT: Maybe I don't.
SETH HERZOG: And then I went and, and borrowed a custom
similar to this from a, from a girl that I knew.
And eventually she was like, I need that back.
And I was like, you really want that back?
BETH HOYT: I was gonna say, maybe she was
like, just keep it.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah, and so then I gave it back to her and I
bought this on for like, $40 at a--
BETH HOYT: That's a big specific--
SETH HERZOG: --costume shop.
BETH HOYT: --dedication to this bit.
Forty bucks.
SETH HERZOG: Forty--
BETH HOYT: But it's definitely--
SETH HERZOG: Forty bucks.
BETH HOYT: --worth it.
SETH HERZOG: Oh, are you kidding me.
BETH HOYT: You've worn--
Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: Look at that.
That's, that's happening.
BETH HOYT: Gosh.
Sweet.
SETH HERZOG: A lot of that.
BETH HOYT: Um, hm.
SETH HERZOG: Some others.
BETH HOYT: It makes it--
SETH HERZOG: Holes.
BETH HOYT: --more I think it adds to the, to the bit.
SETH HERZOG: The fact that it's all like, tattered.
BETH HOYT: It's worn in.
You're like this dance has been danced.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
This is a small.
I got it as a small.
BETH HOYT: Congratulations.
SETH HERZOG: I thought that would be funny.
But like it's barely fitting.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I know.
We know.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
My balls akimbo.
Like, there's like four dudes here watching and they're all
head boners.
Like--
BETH HOYT: No, it just happens every show.
SETH HERZOG: They tried to cheer but they-- yeah.
And they, I looked around and I was like--
BETH HOYT: It's show time, it's go time.
SETH HERZOG: --oh every dude's pitching a tent.
Nefarious Nate, you should--
now I know why they call him that.
BETH HOYT: Can you--
We have a tw-- a Tweet from someone.
BETH HOYT: Oh, we have a Tweet from someone.
BETH HOYT: This is Live.
Wikicham Can you describe your daily schedule at "Late Night
With Jimmy Fallon?"
SETH HERZOG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Seth also warms up the crowd every day on the
Jimmy Fallon show.
SETH HERZOG: Yep.
BETH HOYT: Very exciting.
SETH HERZOG: Um, I do the warm up at the do "Late Night With
Jimmy Fallon." If you've ever been to the
show, you'll see it.
And then I'm, do a lot of the sketches on the show, like
once a week or so.
So my schedule is pretty good.
Um, I normally show up around 4:30, 4:40.
And uh, I hit the stage around 5:10.
BETH HOYT: Well, which is it, 4:30 or 4:40?
SETH HERZOG: Depends on the day.
Depends on the day.
But I hit the stage around 5:10.
I do like, 10, 15 minutes with the audience.
Just mostly off the top of my head, just
talking to the audience.
And then I introduce the Roots.
The Roots come out.
I dance one song with the Roots.
And then we start the show.
BETH HOYT: So you do stuff off the top of
your head every day?
It's different every day?
SETH HERZOG: Um, the beginning is the same.
The beginning, uh, the first two or three minutes are like
announcements about the show.
Then I have jokes about the announcements.
And then I just make it up.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
SETH HERZOG: And then, uh, I'm in a sketch.
I get there at two o'clock.
Like when rehearsal starts.
BETH HOYT: Very cool.
Do you have a warm up routine between 4:40 and 5:10, of a
caffeine routine?
Or a, or a sort of (WARBLE) type thing, or something?
SETH HERZOG: You know, it's a lot of like, Santeria stuff.
BETH HOYT: Hmm.
Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: Mostly.
BETH HOYT: I thought so.
Here's another comment from YouTube.
Uh, this is from Suzanne Biggen.
Want to ask Seth if he'll come to my birthday party.
SETH HERZOG: No.
No, I know her and yes I'll come.
I'll come.
I don't know where it is.
BETH HOYT: Such missed mess-- mixed messages.
SETH HERZOG: Or when it is.
I don't know where or when, but I will be there.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
SETH HERZOG: Because I will know.
That's one of my superpowers is, I just know where all
parties are.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, he's a party hopper.
SETH HERZOG: Birthday parties and mostly people under ten.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
I feel today's my birthday it being National Fear Day.
SETH HERZOG: Is it National Fear Day?
BETH HOYT: It's National Fear Day.
SETH HERZOG: I love that it's National Fear Day and
National Ass Day.
What does that say?
It means if you're afraid of the ass it's about time you--
BETH HOYT: It's about time you--
SETH HERZOG: --went for it.
BETH HOYT: You have today to--
SETH HERZOG: Follow the, follow the, follow the fear.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: Have you, have you ever licked an ass?
Is that not appropriate for a, a, a live show?
BETH HOYT: I think the wor-- you kind of
swallowed the word licked.
And I was like, what was the word?
And then I was about to be like, sure, sure.
And then I realized you said licked and I realized that--
SETH HERZOG: No.
No.
Have you ever liked?
Have you ever liked?
BETH HOYT: Liked.
Definitely I have.
OK.
So all comedians have really scary
stories about rough gigs.
Or war stories.
Yeah.
I love hearing them.
And so when we come back, Zog is going to tell us some of
his all time very worst.
And you guys, get your questions.
Keep 'em comin' for Seth in the chat.
We love it.
Stick around we'll be back in under a minute.
Ready?
60, 59, 58, 57.
MAN: Great hair.
WOMAN: Ah, thanks.
MAN: Looks silky as shit.
WOMAN: Whatever.
MAN: It's a real?
WOMAN: What?
MAN: What'd you buy it?
It's a weave?
Horse hair?
Dumb cheap hooker.
WOMAN: Who are you?

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BETH HOYT: We're back with comedian Seth Herzog.
Now, when you perform as much as you do, Seth, you're bound
to have a few shows that, like, spin
out of control, right?
SETH HERZOG: I can't believe you guys got the
real Pete and Pete.
BETH HOYT: As opposed to fake ones?
SETH HERZOG: To do the pr-- promos.
Like, can't believe you got them on their schedule.
They're very busy now.
BETH HOYT: They are.
SETH HERZOG: Wow.
BETH HOYT: We gottem here.
SETH HERZOG: They're great.
They're great, great guys.
Yeah.
I've had some crazy gigs.
I have--
you know you do stand up for 10, 15 years and a lot of gigs
go very well.
But they're not interesting.
The ones that go awful are the ones that, you like, that you
carry around with you forever.
Um, some of my most memorable awful ones, I was asked to do
this benefit for a hospital in Syracuse.
But it wasn't even in Syracuse.
It was in uh, a hunting lodge, like an hour outside of, of,
of Syracuse.
BETH HOYT: OK.
So a hospital outside of a city.
Whenever I go to, I get depressed.
And it seems dreary and--
OK.
So this is already--
SETH HERZOG: But it's for a hospital in, in Syracuse.
BETH HOYT: Sounds like we need some comic relief.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
So I was supposed to do an hour.
And it was all these NFL stars.
BETH HOYT: Oh, I like that.
SETH HERZOG: And people have paid to be with them.
But not the best audience.
So I did the Wonder Woman bit up top.
Because I figured they're like,
they like men in spandex.
They're used to men in like, tight spandex outfits.
BETH HOYT: That's what you figured when you were like,
facing an NFL crowd?
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
Yeah.
So I did that and I started making fun of them personally,
like, people in the audience.
They kind of like, liked that.
But then the hunting guy, the hunting lodge guy thought is
was funny to unplug my mike.
So all of a sudden, like this giant room, there's no mike,
so I'm like yelling jokes at them.
Everyone's like, let's change the vibe.
And everyone's talking to each other.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
SETH HERZOG: And, and then-- but I'm in the outfit.
And
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
SETH HERZOG: And everyone's turned on me.
The ball players don't know what to make of this.
And then I get the mic back on, this is
how long ago it was.
I started doing my "Passion of the Christ" stuff.
So I said, hey, have you guys ever seen that film, uh,
Passion of the uh, the Christ.
And they're like, yeah.
I said well, a lot of people think it was anti-Semitic,
people ask me but I was anti-Semitic, and I say, no.
If you think Jesus finally got what he deserved.
See the joke is, if you agree he should have died then the
Jews are right.
It's not, it's not anti-Semitic.
It's a big leap to make.
They were not making that leap.
BETH HOYT: Aw, man.
SETH HERZOG: All of a sudden this Jew from New York, who's
like, Jesus finally got what he deserves is
what they're saying.
They turned on me so fast.
Every football player started booing me off, off, off stage.
They like Jesus.
So.
BETH HOYT: And you're wearing this Wonder Woman
costume on top of it.
Wow.
SETH HERZOG: So there was this table of the Patriots were
sitting right down front just doing this.
BETH HOYT: Oh gosh.
SETH HERZOG: I said, uh, if you guys haven't seen the
movie "Passion of the Christ" it's about a Jewish guy who
gets his ass kicked in real time, in like
an hour and a half.
And judging from the looks I'm getting over here, we'll be
doing a remake out back right after the show's over.
And then, so I literally, after 10 minutes into this
hour the guy who organized is like, done, done, done.
You're out.
You're out.
You're out.
And then I just sit there in like, the hall, waiting for my
ride [INAUDIBLE] two, two hours with all these people.
BETH HOYT: Oh no.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's-- yeah, I think if you go, If ever you
went to Manitowoc, Wisconsin, or somewhere in my hometown I
would, I would skip that.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
I'm not going to that one.
BETH HOYT: Oh boy.
But I would do the dance.
SETH HERZOG: Oh, really, the, the d-- dance is huge.
Oh, a lot of times when I do the dance it often ends up on
weird situations.
You know.
BETH HOYT: I like that.
What's a, what's another one?
SETH HERZOG: Um, I went to Kuwait and did it.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
The dance?
SETH HERZOG: The dance.
Well I went to Kuwait and did a bunch of shows for the, uh,
uh, troops.
BETH HOYT: When did you do that?
SETH HERZOG: Freedom shows.
2007.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
SETH HERZOG: And, and I didn't know if they were gonna like
it, or not gonna like it.
Like, is it too much asking and not enough telling?
Like what are they gonna think about that?
It's it like this dude with his balls everywhere?
So, I didn't do it at the beginning, or at the end, I
did right in the middle.
Like 15 minutes in.
I said, you guys are patriots, I can't do what you do.
I can only do this.
BETH HOYT: That was your cue?
SETH HERZOG: Music comes on, exactly what you saw happened.
And normally in New York or out in LA or somewhere, people
are like, oh that's cute and funny.
They freaked the fuck out.
BETH HOYT: Like how?
SETH HERZOG: They were like,
BETH HOYT: Good or bad?
Look it, you don't know?
SETH HERZOG: What is happening on stage right now?
I've never seen anything to compare it to.
This is not compute.
But they reacted like I just took a shit on stage.
And then the shit became--
BETH HOYT: Became a rainbow?
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
That's how much they couldn't compute it.
Yeah, they couldn't deal
BETH HOYT: You blew their minds.
SETH HERZOG: Blew their minds, and then, they reacted for
like 30 seconds afterwards.
They were just like, oh,my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no.
And them I waited 'til it calmed down.
Waited 'til they shut up and I said, you know what, guys,
this is what you're fighting for.
And they all went AWOL.
Everyone just got up and left.
Walked back to ho-- walked back home.
BETH HOYT: Well, you don't need another-- the rest of
your set after that.
It's like, well let's leave 'em with that.
Why tell our jokes, now.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Boom.
Seth Herzog memory lives on.
All of their memory, in all their minds, forever.
SETH HERZOG: For.
For, for-- yeah, they will never forget that.
Because th-- they, never in their experience of their
lives they're like, that's going to happen one day to me.
The would never have thought that.
BETH HOYT: No.
It's like, It's like all of us watching Honey Boo Boo now.
It's the same thing.
You're like, aw, doh, uh, ew.
SETH HERZOG: Why is that happening at me?
BETH HOYT: I like it, I don't.
SETH HERZOG: Did you see her on Access Hollywood,
yesterday, by the way?
She made these two Ken dolls jerk each other off.
It was unbelievable.
BETH HOYT: I did see her eating spaghetti.
But um--
This is, you know this is the thing, we're looking at her
eat spaghetti and do that.
She, did she mean to do that, with the--
SETH HERZOG: Oh, she meant to do it.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Well, should-- yeah, I'm not going to lie, I'm gonna look
at that for sure.
SETH HERZOG: Oh you should definitely look, look, look,
look at it, to say the least.
BETH HOYT: Mm, hm.
You have, I know you have more crazy--
SETH HERZOG: Yeah, another bad story.
BETH HOYT: I know.
You know this guy has some--
SETH HERZOG: I opened for the Spin Doctors and their reunion
tour in '02.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
SETH HERZOG: They were playing at the Bowery
Ballroom here in town.
And Chris and I, the singer and I are old
friends from home.
And he had been doing some comedy.
And been coming down to this comedy show I was producing
and like doing funny songs.
And then when they had the tour they were like, why don't
you come open for us.
And I said, great.
Now it was the whole '90's reunion, like nostalgia thing,
because The Seven Mary Three played first.
If anyone can Tweet or remember their
song, probably can't.
And so Seven Mary Three played.
And I was not billed.
And no one knew, in the audience that I was
going to come out.
And no one, and if anyone had introduced me, I think it
might even have gone better.
But I was, no context for me.
So the Spin Doctors are all back stage and they're like
pushing me.
And they're just like, go, now, go.
I'm like, what?
Go?
So I go on stage.
Again, do the Wonder Woman dance and just silence.
BETH HOYT: So there was no, you didn't do any
stand up you just--
SETH HERZOG: At first, I started with the dance.
And then, and then there was just no
clapping, just dead silence.
Just 400 people, why?
Why is this happening?
And then, so I started, so I go, I grabbed a mic from the
side and pulled it over.
And as I grabbed the mic, the wires tangled.
And the speaker fell off another speaker
and onto the stage.
BETH HOYT: Oh my god.
SETH HERZOG: I haven't.
I have yet to say a word.
Roadie comes walking out on stage and starts cursing me
out in front, in front of everyone.
Roadie's like, what the fuck you doing?
You're fucking everything up in here.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
SETH HERZOG: What the hell you doing.
Puts the speaker back on, da, da, da, walked off stage,
like, glaring at me.
I still have yet to say a word and I'm standing
here in this outfit.
BETH HOYT: Oh man, Seth.
That's a good one.
That's a doozie.
SETH HERZOG: And then I started going into the act.
And it was like, 2002 there was a lot of like, George Bush
stuff, and like politics.
And like people would make little pockets of laughter,
but mostly just silence.
Just like, faces like, what?
BETH HOYT: 'Cause they didn't know--
SETH HERZOG: And you know, and then at some point this kid,
like 17 year old kid is pressed up against the stage
s-- looks at me and goes, there are a
lot of people here.
Where are your pants?
You should have pants on.
Like, he's like my mother.
BETH HOYT: Was that Nate?
SETH HERZOG: Yeah, it was Nate.
You should have pants on.
I started laughing because I thought it was so funny that
he was trying to protect me.
As if I didn't know I didn't have pants on.
So I um, I walked off stage, I was like, thank--
I cut it short, I was thanks, you guys, it's been fun.
Spin Doctors are coming out in a minute.
I walked off stage and all the Spin Doctors are standing
there like, ooh, seeing how it's gonna go.
And as I walked off stage all four of them look at me and
go, tough crowd, man, tough crowd.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: That was a low moment.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
You're like I, I've experienced that.
You know what you need is like some big clown routine.
For if, if, if they don't get the dance right away you just
like launch into this something otherworldly.
When the speaker falls, if you could just do something--
Yeah, just continue on like with somersaults.
SETH HERZOG: As if I didn't do wasn't weird enough.
Like another level of weird
BETH HOYT: It's gotta go another level.
I mean, you can't just--
SETH HERZOG: What if I could just take off a leg and throw
it in the audience.
Deal with that.
BETH HOYT: See, so I'm glad we found--we figured
that out for you.
So work on that and then that's, that's wh-- that's
your next go to.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
OK, you guys, when we get back we're opening up
the comments to you.
So any more questions you have for Seth about doing comedy,
about opening for Fallon everyday, about knowing
personally every cool comedian and musician in New York City,
SETH HERZOG: Or others.
BETH HOYT: Mm.
And other-- yeah.
Get 'em in the comments now.
Next, though, it's MyDamnChannel original, it's a
new episode of "Kicking Dan Out" starring Dan St. Germain
and special guest, my friend college, Jessie Cantrell.
This is "One Night Stand."
[THROAT CLEARING]
MAN: Oh, hey.
WOMAN: Hey.
MAN: You wanna brunch it?
WOMAN: Right, you got to go, OK?
MAN: What It was a one night stand.
MAN: Yeah but--
WOMAN: Three nights ago.
You haven't left my bed since.
MAN: I'm sick.
WOMAN: That's because you drank my Pert Plus.
MAN: I thought it was jello.
WOMAN: Wow.
I cannot believe I slept with you.
MAN: We actually never did full corn hole.
I, I just went down on you and you started crying.
You don't like that, boy.
Way more drunk and pathetic.
Hey, do you mind if I text my ex a classy picture of your
ass so she knows I moved on.
WOMAN: What is that smell?
MAN: Uh, I meefed, it's the male queef.
VOICE OVER: Kickin' Dan Out, Kickin' Dan Out, Kickin' Dan
Out, Kickin' Dan Out.

MAN: Hey.
Don't give up on us.
Stick around.
See if we're compatible.
WOMAN: OK.
MAN: Yeah.
WOMAN: Do you like kids?
MAN: Just once, but I was in Indonesia so it doesn't count.
I'm just joking.
Huh.
She was 16, which is like, totally legal there.
WOMAN: Well what do you think about a
woman's place in society.
You know, like in the workplace?
Like your workplace?
MAN: Could you get me a job?
That be awesome.
Ever since I killed that cat outside Guitar Center I can't
even get an interview.
WOMAN: You killed a cat?
MAN: Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars?
WOMAN: I'm callin' the cops.
MAN: Hey, hey, hey.
You are home.
WOMAN: Oh, my, your hand smells so bad.
What--
MAN: It's been on my dick and my butt hole
for the past hour.
I thought I had a growth on my balls but it turned out to be
a sweaty Skittle.
Let's turn this fork in the road into a spoon.
WOMAN: Mm.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
I don't wanna do that right now, so
MAN: Hey, hey.
Hey.
Not a boner.
OK.
WOMAN: I'm sorry.
MAN: Not a boner.
I'm sorry.
MAN: Yeah.
Meatball parm.
WOMAN: Jesus Christ.
I'm going back to AA.
Yep.
So that this never happens to me again.
MAN: 12 steps.
More like 12 inches.
Almost a foot.
WOMAN: Twelve inches is a foot, fatty.
Wow.
You're a Good Will Hunting but titties.
VOICE OVER: Kickin' Dan Out, Kicking Dan Out, Kicking Dan
Out, Kicking Dan Out.
WOMAN: Get out.
MAN: I'll never stop loving you.

BETH HOYT: We're back with Seth.
Let's get into some comments from you guys.
What you got?
This is how, this is how live shows work.
We're just gonna take questions from these people.
SETH HERZOG: Watch, no questions.
BETH HOYT: No, just kidding.
We have a Tweet first up.
And that's from three am arby.
How does that work?
SETH HERZOG: Three at am Barbie.
BETH HOYT: OK.
SETH HERZOG: I love it.
Her real name is, She's so Mean.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, that's right.
SETH HERZOG: That's her real name.
Your parents must have been hippies.
BETH HOYT: I've noticed you're incredibly
comfortable with your body.
Can give some advice to women who lack that confidence?
SETH HERZOG: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I wish.
Um, that's funny.
I'm not that comfortable with my body.
I fake it very, very well, which is what I
suggest you to do.
Um, Um, you know, what--
I don't know how do you--
BETH HOYT: That's great advise.
SETH HERZOG: I mean, look the truth is, the more you own
your body and who you are.
The more you're going to be comfortable with.
And the more people won't care.
And you're not gonna be self-conscious.
So if you can get naked in public, or in public forums,
the more you do it, the more people aren't going to care.
And you're not gonna care.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and I have a tip.
I have a tip, which is um, go to Comic Con.
And have someone draw you.
And just look at this, the drawing, the drawing the draw.
And be like.
I look like that.
So that's a really good tip is just to--
SETH HERZOG: So that's an aspirational drawing?
BETH HOYT: Oh no.
This one, this is me.
SETH HERZOG: This is real.
BETH HOYT: And so I've completely told myself and
believe that this is what I look like.
SETH HERZOG: It's like, if David Bowie was
like a trainee wrestler.
BETH HOYT: Yes.
Exactly, like a Beth.
Here's another, here's a Tweet from webeleave.
SETH HERZOG: We beleave, like lee it's spelled out.
BETH HOYT: Can you just let me mispronounced
and then let it go?
SETH HERZOG: Sorry,l Bethy.
BETH HOYT: Would you rather be mauled by Mike Tyson's tiger
or be forced to eat your own foot?
SETH HERZOG: That's a great question.
That's a question I've often pondered.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: I think if your mauled by Mike Tyson's tiger
you're pretty much gonna die.
I'd rather be forces to eat my own foot.
But the problem is if I have to eat my own foot then I'mm
one footed.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and does it get cut off first?
Or do you eat it while it's like you just, you know--
SETH HERZOG: That's a great question.
Um, I would hope it would be cut off first and then I could
maybe sautee it with some, like salt and olive--
BETH HOYT: Tnederize it a little bit.
SETH HERZOG: Olive oil, tenderze it.
Maybe taste it, taste it well.
Put it like a little paprika on it.
Maybe a little musarell, some pashoot.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
You can get a fake foot.
They can do that now.
SETH HERZOG: Oh I could fake it.
I think I'd eat my own foot, than be mauled by a tiger.
thank you.
BETH HOYT: Right. 'Cause death or it's just,
a little bit of--
A little bit of lesser life.
I don't need to do that.
Here's another Tweet from, rustygrinsdstaff.
Did your Dad let you play on the set of "Bad Lieutenant?"
SETH HERZOG: The joke is, is if I'm Harvey Keitel's kid.
And no I was not allowed on set.
BETH HOYT: But you do know a lot of famous people.
You know, like you went to summer camp with all--
SETH HERZOG: I went to Stage Door with a few people that
have done well.
Like uh, Josh Charles, and Mikeem Black, and John Crier,
and a few other kids.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That fun.
You all have like kept in touch in I see them at you
shows all the time.
So that show, by the way, in New York City is amazing.
And there's always like these surprise celebrities
that just show up.
And it's just really always fun.
SETH HERZOG: It's fun.
It's a fun show.
It's "Sweet" and it's Every.
Tuesday at the Slipper Room, in New York City.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
We'll talk about it later too.
Bit it that's really, yeah, that's a really
great show in New York.
Like, the best.
SETH HERZOG: Oh, that's true.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
Here's a comment from YouTube which is, areasontowritehome.
Well Beth's worst comedy, What's Beth's
worst comedy story.
SETH HERZOG: There you go.
BETH HOYT: Um, have you guys been watching the show?
Not today, but like, any day?
No I--
Well, it's live so a lot of things, I just--
Like right now?
Is a thing.
No, but a lot of times in this show, I've discovered, as
we're learning, and what works and what doesn't.
And I've had quite a few of those, where I start to like,
tell the truth.
And then half way through I realize, that
like, like right now.
And I realize, that like, ooh, maybe I don't
want to share it yet.
And then like I get caught and that.
And then I try to make a joke and then I blush.
And then I'm overheated.
And then, and then I just pass out.
SETH HERZOG: So you, so you start to like reveal something
and then halfway through, you like I should not say that.
And then you try to bail.
But you can't bail 'cause you're already in it.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
SETH HERZOG: And then what do you do?
BETH HOYT: Then I just blush.
SETH HERZOG: You just blush and you stop.
And it's really awkward?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And then I just start eating.
I just start eating candy.
So that they can't--
I just pop it in my mouth so they can't-- uh, so that more
words can come out.
SETH HERZOG: You tag phrase-- your tag
lines just eating candy.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Also one I did--
On the live show I did--
I decided to do this bit as Dora the Explorer.
Mainly because I have a wig.
And I do a lot of characters lot characters live.
And I do a lot of stand up as characters.
So I did this bit where I was Dora the Explorer taking the
audience hostage.
And I wrote this really funny bit.
But like it had a lot of Spanish in it.
And I was like, I'll memorize this before I do this.
And then I had like, fake weapons.
And it was very complicated.
And I also had these weapons in my bag that
I was nervous about.
And um, it did-- it wasn't funny.
It was actually kind of scary.
And I was like, fake, doing Spanish.
And I thought it was hilarious on paper.
And then, the wig looked great.
But other than that--
SETH HERZOG: Did the audience think they were really getting
kidnapped, by like a terrorist?
BETH HOYT: I don't know but, I mean, I think they maybe
thought I was a little bit, yeah, like I was a little bit
something to worry about.
SETH HERZOG: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
There's nothing funnier to me, than when you're like, to have
this great bit and you really want to commit to it.
And then people just don't know whether
it's funny or not.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: There's nothing funnier than that.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, usually I enjoy living those moments.
But when I had the weapons, and all the Spanish in it.
And I was like, I can't really live in
this, because I'm worried.
SETH HERZOG: And then you have to commit to, because you're
already in it.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
SETH HERZOG: Ah, that's the best.
BETH HOYT: It did it to the end.
Ah, here's another comment form YouTube.
This is from Sean Kalinoski.
What is one of the highlights of your comedy career?
SETH HERZOG: Yours?
BETH HOYT: No yours.
SETH HERZOG: Highlights of comedy career, wow.
Well going to Kuwait, performing for the troops was
definitely one of them.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
SETH HERZOG: Um, that was definitely
something you won't forget.
I mean spending ten days on base.
You know, we were supposed to go to, um, um, Iraq.
We were supposed to go into Iraq, that
was the whole point.
But we couldn't get in because of a sandstorm.
And there was some strife going on.
I don't know what's going on.
But we couldn't get into the country.
And we had to stay in Kuwait the whole time.
So I just was on base, like talking to soldiers.
About like why they're there.
And who's-- it's interesting to see who's in the war.
And why they're there.
And how the war is being really being fought that we
don't hear about.
And that was really interesting.
What else.
Highlights.
BETH HOYT: Well like, you're life, your job.
That's pretty cool.
SETH HERZOG: Job is fun.
You know I perform with my mom every week on my show.
That's always fun.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: That's-- shooting stuff with her and working
with her is a blast.
She's something.
She's a hoot.
She's just a, a full on, really herself.
Whatever that means.
BETH HOYT: That, it's-- she's really funny.
It's really awesome.
Here's a comment.
Uh, pawneegoddess.
How was working on the set of "30 Rock?" Yeah.
SETH HERZOG: Me?
BETH HOYT: Mm, hm.
SETH HERZOG: Oh my god, a blast.
A blast because on the, on the episode of "30 Rock" I was on
Buck Henry was on that show.
So on set the day was like, Tina, and Buck Henry and I.
And my god that was a dream for me.
BETH HOYT: No kidding?
SETH HERZOG: Oh, my god.
Just, just working.
Had him doing lines, like we'd do coke lines.
Like Buck Henry and I did like, coke for hours.
He's 88.
God could he do a rail.
No, I'll tell you what was funny, he
was hitting on extras.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't think he's even gonna see this.
Like, it was at a party, a bar scene, and there's like, all
these hot little extra girls.
And he's supposed to play like, Tina, like Tina Faye's
dad, who was like, going wild.
But literally,
BETH HOYT: What were his lines?
SETH HERZOG: Cameras off.
He's like, hey, ladies.
What are you guys doing later?
Oh you're in a play?
Where's the play?
Can I go see it?
I was like, are you serious, Buck--
Buck Henry.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
SETH HERZOG: Awesome.
Awesome.
BETH HOYT: Did they, were they kind of like--
SETH HERZOG: They had no idea who he was.
No idea who he was.
They didn't know he wrote "The Graduate."
BETH HOYT: Right.
SETH HERZOG: You know.
BETH HOYT: That's a--
Yeah, they missed.
That's be a hot date.
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
It was good.
BETH HOYT: Who shows up at your play?
You come out of there and Buck's there?
SETH HERZOG: Buck, Buck, Buck Henry jump into
these Get Smart car.
BETH HOYT: Buck Henry.
Yeah.
Make all your girlfriends jealous.
Here's a comment from YouTube from Maur Fauber.
Tell us the dark side of Jimmy Fallon.
SETH HERZOG: There--
BETH HOYT: I don't know if I want to believe that is one.
SETH HERZOG: There is not one.
BETH HOYT: Good.
Good answer.
SETH HERZOG: He is sunshine and puppy dogs all day long.
BETH HOYT: I believe it.
SETH HERZOG: He's the best.
He's the best.
My god, you're the, aw you're so good.
Bethy, love you.
Love you, love the show.
This is awesome.
This is awesome.
Everything about this show is awesome.
Love it.
My god, you guys are doing such good work.
BETH HOYT: Aw, I love that.
Thank you, for that.
That's all the time we have.
Thank you for [INAUDIBLE]
Seth.
Thanks, so much for being here.
Uh, where can people find you?
Let's talk again about "Sweet." So it's back at the
Slipper Room.
SETH HERZOG: "Sweet" was at the Slipper Room for a long
time in New York.
It's going back there this Tuesday, the 23rd, on Orchard
and Stanton on the Lower East Side.
BETH HOYT: And go to your, and find you on your Twitter for
other information?
SETH HERZOG: Yeah.
Yeah.
At thezog is my Twitter.
T-H-E-Z-O-G.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
SETH HERZOG: And uh, yeah. sweetcomedy.com is the site
for the show.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
And if you live in New York City you really owe it to
yourself to go "Sweet." It's a really fantastic show.
Like I said, you have no idea who's going to show up.
SETH HERZOG: I'm also doing an hour at Ace Hotel for the New
York Comedy Festival on November 8, at 8 o'clock.
Eight at eight.
BETH HOYT: Cool.
You guys, Grace is hosting the show tomorrow.
Um.

SETH HERZOG: That's so lame.
Don't, don't bother watching it.
BETH HOYT: Good luck telling, telling Grace fans
not to watch it.
OK.
So here, you guys want to subscribe right now you don't
want to miss this.
Next Wednesday is our big Halloween show.
How big?
Grace will be here.
[GASP]
BETH HOYT: There you go.
Along with Hannah Hart, Tyler Oakley, Chris Gethard.
Oh god.
Can get some assistance?
You guys, it's gonna be spooky good.
Until next time, you're my favorite.
Stop.
Can we get--
SETH HERZOG: What if I was really having a heart attack.
BETH HOYT: It'd be live, they'd all hae seen it.
That'd be great.

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