PARTY WITH ANDREW WK LIVE! - 9/26/12 (Full Ep)

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BETH HOYT and AUDIENCE: Party time!
ANDREW WK: Hey!
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BETH HOYT: Hi, you guys.
Welcome to "My Damn Channel Live." It's me, Beth Hoyt.
It's also him.
Andrew WK.
ANDREW WK: Hello.
BETH HOYT: Hi.
ANDREW WK: How are you?
BETH HOYT: Thanks for being here.
ANDREW WK: Oh, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
Andrew's going to be hanging out all show to talk about, in
no particular order, rock music, parties--
AUDIENCE: Parties!
ANDREW WK: Woo!
BETH HOYT: --comedy, the power of positive thinking, and most
importantly, the release of the 10th Anniversary edition
of Andrew WK's "I Get Wet" album.
Awesome.
Also today, we've got a very special My Damn Channel
original premiere at the end of the show.
It's the season finale of "Save The Supers" with special
guest star Seth Green.
OK.
I'm feeling very positive about the show today.
Speaking of positive feelings, Andrew, you are not just a
rock star, but you also are a motivational speaker.
ANDREW WK: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Right?
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Yes.
Uh, yes.
And actually this weekend, I'll be speaking at the My
Little Pony Convention at, uh, called Canterlot Gardens in
Strongsville, Ohio, giving a pep rally and a positive, uh,
motivational speech for, uh, folks that like ponies.
BETH HOYT: That's amazing.
My uncle lives there.
Also, I love that you do this
motivational speaking because--
so I'm a a good friend.
ANDREW WK: Yeah, you do seem like a good friend.
BETH HOYT: Thanks.
I'm glad I just exude that.
But when it comes to-- like sometimes friends come to me
with, you know, they have problems in their lives.
ANDREW WK: Oh, I hate that.
BETH HOYT: But I thought you were good.
ANDREW WK:
BETH HOYT: But I, I always just like--
I never know what to say.
Sometimes, I just kind of pour more wine.
ANDREW WK: Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: You know, just like--
ANDREW WK: Pour wine, coffee--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: --water.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I just pour as many liquids as I can to
cover up the situation.
Because sometimes, just a bummer situation is just a
bummer situation, right?
ANDREW WK: Uh, no.
No.
There's always a silver lining on that cloud.
There's always another way to approach it.
Uh, because, you know, life, as far as we know, is a
psychedelic experience.
You can always reinterpret.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Well, I-- this is great.
This is a great set.
We're going to put your belief in
motivational speaking to test.
It's time to play Super F-ing Positive with Andrew WK.
ANDREW WK: OK.
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AUDIENCE: Yay!

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BETH HOYT: OK.
You're going do your professional motivational
speaker positivity, and I'm going to try.
Um, we've come up with a bunch of city-- shitty situations
that need a super f-ing positive spin on them.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Now, you guys watching, if you have any
doozies, put them in the chat.
Maybe we can help you.
ANDREW WK: Yes.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here's the first problem.
Let's get super f-ing positive.
The problem is a bird just pooped on my head.
Andrew, what would you say?
ANDREW WK: OK.
Well, first of all, you know, this is an organic experience.
This is not like, you know, poison.
This is, you know, uh, you know, bird crap.
Uh, that-the- there's probably some nutrients in there that
could actually-- uh, emollients, uh, and, and, and
nutrients that could, could soothe your hair, uh, add oils
to your hair.
It's a good conditioner, at the very least.
And, and, and, you know, and if you have, uh, you know, uh,
ah, great hair, you're probably not
going to even see it.
If you're an older, little woman, uh, uh, or man, maybe
you're a blondie, you know, you, you, you rub
it into your hair.
Uh, and worst case, you look like Amadeus Mozart.
And who wouldn't want to look like him?
BETH HOYT: That's really positive.
That works so well.
ANDREW WK: Thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: Um, also, let's go to number two.
OK.
I--
um, "all my white t-shirts have pit stains in them," OK.
I'm going to tackle this one.
I need some, like, inspirational music to help me
out, I feel like.
I mean, yours is so, so good.
OK.
So here's what I would say.
This is fantastic.
It's OK because--
ANDREW WK: [SNICKERING]
BETH HOYT: --now, you get to buy a whole new wardrobe.
That means it's time to get a whole new wardrobe--
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: --and to cut off your shirts.
And--
ANDREW WK: Like that!
BETH HOYT: --make a rocker shirt.
And, like, show off your guns.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: So that's what it's time for when
you have pit stains.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: How did I do?
ANDREW WK: You did great.
You did great.
You're do-- you're doing fantastic.
BETH HOYT: The music helps.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: All right.
We have a tweet.
Someone has a-- has a problem.
Let's see what you guys have.
BudCort, "I failed the PSATs."
ANDREW WK: Ooh!
BETH HOYT: OK.
ANDREW WK: You know what?
That's a fun experience.
You know, you get to go and sit in this room.
It's a test.
You get to do it again.
You know, this is great.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: You're going to do it again.
Uh, but--
BETH HOYT: Or change your life or take a different course.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Or ju-- yeah.
BETH HOYT: Not take it again.
ANDREW WK: You know, you could live on the street.
Now, that's a fantastic place.
There are so many characters out there.
There's the, you know, smooth pavement.
Uh, you could have a lot of fun not doing anything.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
That's a very positive spin on failing--
ANDREW WK: Well, thank you.
BETH HOYT: --the PSATs.
ANDREW WK: Thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here's another one.
Uh, this next one is I--
I couldn't find a date to prom, so I have
to go with my cousin.

Well, the good news is that's not your worst problem.
Um, your worst problem is that you guys
just look a lot alike.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Um.
ANDREW WK: That's great.
I had a dream the other night about, um--
I've been having a lot of dreams.
And they've been kind of blending into my memories.
Uh, been, you know--
BETH HOYT: What's a dream--
ANDREW WK: --accessing these--
BETH HOYT: --and what's reality?
ANDREW WK: Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
And one of the dreams that I was, you know, in many
relationships with family members.
And it turned out that, actually,
some of that was true.
And that explains a lot of things about, you know, some
kind of mental illness that I've had, which
is no laughing matter.
Uh, but, but, you know, the worst case is you have a, you
know, crazy life and, uh, a crazy, you know, baby.
BETH HOYT: That is, that's, that's true.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And the crazy-- and the coolest thing about this,
then, is that, um, is that then you're closer to
be like Andrew WK.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And that's a very positive thing.
OK.
Here's another one.
Uh, this is a bummer situation.
I have bed bugs.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
BETH HOYT: This is a tough--
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: --tough one to motivate.
ANDREW WK: OK.
Now, I wasn't planning on talking about this.
I--
BETH HOYT: This is like therapy hour.
ANDREW WK: I know.
This is, this is very close to home because I just had a bed
bug attack.
Now, I don't know if you get a close-up on this.
This is--
BETH HOYT: I don't know if we want to.
ANDREW WK: You know, I was telling earlier folks, like,
this is not a wart.
This is a bed bug bite that I, uh, had in Dallas, Texas.
You know, everything is a bit bigger down in Dallas.
We do things down there a little bit bigger.
And sure enough, they do bed bugs a bit bigger.
BETH HOYT: God, that is way--
ANDREW WK: I also have this--
BETH HOYT: --bigger than I th--
ANDREW WK: Um.
BETH HOYT: That is, that is terrifying.
ANDREW WK: There's some bites there.
And uh--
BETH HOYT: Are you OK?
ANDREW WK: Um, no.
No, I'm not.
Uh, but that's not because of the bed bugs.
Um--
BETH HOYT: OK.
ANDREW WK: --and then also here and whatnot.
BETH HOYT: Those are huge.
Is that what-- that's what happened?
ANDREW WK: Well, I had an, an allergic
reaction and an infection.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
Oh, my god.
ANDREW WK: Because I was so filthy.
And the, the doctor said when the bed bug bit me,
it-it-it-it-it, it inserted those, uh, those, those germs
and bacteria into my bloodstream.
BETH HOYT: They are--
ANDREW WK: So that's another--
BETH HOYT: --the devils, those things.
OK.
Wait.
So how do we get positive about this?
ANDREW WK: It looks awesome.
Like this is the thing.
I can put this in someone's face.
And they, they, like, the reaction that they get--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: It's like, uh, it's like playing a whole, you
know, concert, the excitement that happens---
BETH HOYT: Yeah, right.
You do pump up the energy level.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Just--
BETH HOYT: You see it and everyone--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, just like that.
BETH HOYT: --just kind of--
ANDREW WK: So--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
It really, it really does up the energy.
ANDREW WK: And I, and I still have a few of the bed bugs on
my clothes because I haven't changed my clothes since then.
I slept in the clothes at the place in the--
Dallas.
So it's, you know, it's exciting,
like people's reactions.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Great.
Next one.
We have a comment from YouTube, actually.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: This is from amiepoland.
I want to kiss someone.
But they don't want to--
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: --kiss me.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
Oh.
Well, you know--
BETH HOYT: I don't--
ANDREW WK: Well, I mean--
BETH HOYT: You go.
ANDREW WK: I would say make out, make out with the mirror.
It's a very smooth surface, first of all.
It's going to be--
BETH HOYT: You love smooth surfaces.
ANDREW WK: Oh, I do.
I do.
I, uh, you know--
BETH HOYT: Concrete.
ANDREW WK: Glass, uh, you know, tile, uh, marble, um--
now, the time, uh, if you kiss a smooth surface, there's
going to be a lot of saliva.
There's going to be a lot of build-up, a lot of residue.
Clean it afterwards.
But it's--
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BETH HOYT: Exactly.
Exactly.
That is a very positive--
I mean, it's probably better than this person anyway.
ANDREW WK: Thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: You--OK.
Next comment from YouTube, this one's from WForWildetta--
"positive spin on not being to find an, any band members."
Well, the good news is your spelling is probably worse
than your music.
ANDREW WK: I can answer this.
I can-- uh, when I first wanted to start Andrew WK,
right, uh, uh, I couldn't find any band members either.
I asked my friends.
They didn't want to do it.
Uh, I put ads in, like, the "Village Voice." It's a local
paper here and, uh, you know, the equivalent of Craigslist
and things like that.
People would show up.
They're like, well, you're going to have keyboards?
That's not cool.
So I couldn't find any band members either.
You know what?
I did it by myself.
I made my own band through myself.
It's a one-man band.
And you just, you have some fun.
You put a tambourine on your toe.
You put a guitar on your head.
And you put a drum kit on your ribcage.
And then you have, you know, a great time.
BETH HOYT: And you party!
ANDREW WK: Yes!
Yes!
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Party!
BETH HOYT: That was a really great motivational one
because it's true.
And like, you're successful.
And that was so, but--
ANDREW WK: I'm extremely successful.
BETH HOYT: This game is working out very well.
Here's another one that we made up.
Um, this next one is, my family was eaten
by a pack of wolves.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: I know.
You know what?
Here's the thing.
ANDREW WK: Yeah?
BETH HOYT: You have a better story than anybody at the
company Christmas party.
ANDREW WK: That's--
BETH HOYT: That is--you're going to--
ANDREW WK: That's what I would say.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, it's not, it's hard to put a positive spin on
your family dying, especially in those kind of situations.
But--
BETH HOYT: But you're professional.
ANDREW WK: --it is unique.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: And it's gruesome.
And it's a great tale to tell.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, especially if you saw it happen.
ANDREW WK: And if you like wolves, you know, you've fed
these wolves.
Like you know, this a species that's been going, uh--
BETH HOYT: Circle of life.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Yeah.
They, they've been, you know, on the verge of extinction.
So now, you've fed them some nice, you
know, good, juicy flesh.
BETH HOYT: Awesome.
OK.
So I think that we're--
I'm getting the hang of it.
Thank you for teaching me how to be po--
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: This really--
ANDREW WK: You're very welcome.
BETH HOYT: --is just a great start.
OK, you guys.
Get your questions in the chat for this guy.
We'll be right back with more Andrew WK and more Andrew WK.
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: What does that mean?
Stick around.
Find out.
Party!
AUDIENCE: Party!

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That's all right?
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BETH HOYT: We're back.
It's me.
It's Andrew WK.
We're celebrating the 10th Anniversary release of "I Get
Wet." Since your fans love to dress up like you from the
iconic album cover, and you love this-- you have, like, a
whole photo page on your website dedicated.
ANDREW WK: Yes.
I'm very fond of folks because it's not so much that they
look like me.
I look like them.
And uh, sometimes they look more like me that I do.
And that's how I, you know, learn how to look like myself.
BETH HOYT: Well, OK.
We've got two fans here who want a chance to make it on
your website.
ANDREW WK: Oh, wow.
BETH HOYT: We're going to guide them.
Um, it's time for the Andrew WK makeover.
ANDREW WK: Hey!

BETH HOYT: We've got Dan over here--
ANDREW WK: OK.
BETH HOYT: --and Nate, of course.
Um, I'll be dressing up Nate.
Andrew will be dressing up Dan.
And when we're all done, why not turn this into a
competition?
You guys decide who is the most Andrew WK of our
lookalikes.
So vote in the chat.
All right.
Let's go.
ANDREW WK: OK.
Um, now--
BETH HOYT: So let's start with--
ANDREW WK: This is, uh, a beautiful white pant.
BETH HOYT: --pants.
ANDREW WK: Um--
BETH HOYT: You're going to put these on.
ANDREW WK: Now, you're--
BETH HOYT: Put the-- thanks.
ANDREW WK: You can just put them over your pants, I think,
to save time.
BETH HOYT: I think just over the pants.
ANDREW WK: Right?
I would rather you didn't-- yeah.
All right.
That's probably better for everybody.
BETH HOYT: Andrew, tell our audience about, like, how long
does it-- while they put their pants on--
ANDREW WK: How long does it take for me--
BETH HOYT: How--
ANDREW WK: --to get ready?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
In the morning--
ANDREW WK: Uh--
BETH HOYT: --usually.
ANDREW WK: Between five seconds and five hours.
Uh, depends on the amount of diarrhea.
It depends on rashes--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: --and things like that.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: I suppose you miss a lot of
appointments with that--
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Yes.
BETH HOYT: --window of time.
ANDREW WK: And I was late today, uh,
for the same reason--
BETH HOYT: You weren't late.
ANDREW WK: Uh, due to diarrhea.
So--
BETH HOYT: Oh.
OK.
ANDREW WK: Oh, look at this.
Holy cow!
BETH HOYT: Great!
ANDREW WK: That was quick!
BETH HOYT: You guys take a-- take this off.
ANDREW WK: All right.
Now, uh, we got a nice, um, nice hairpiece--
BETH HOYT: Hair time.
ANDREW WK: --here for you.
Now this is--
BETH HOYT: This is the essential.
Nate, now I want--
ANDREW WK: I'm going to put it on.
Um, now you can help me here.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my ring--
DAN: Right.
BETH HOYT: --is caught.
ANDREW WK: Is guide it forward--
BETH HOYT: Here we go.
ANDREW WK: --and back.
BETH HOYT: Nate, I feel like this isn't an easy way
to fuck this up.
ANDREW WK: Now, you feel, you're going to feel--
BETH HOYT: But I feel like--
ANDREW WK: It should feel like cobwebs in your face a bit.
DAN: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: Right?
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
You're already transforming.
DAN: Woot!
ANDREW WK: OK.
You look good.
Uh, now, let's tuck these in.
BETH HOYT: This is happening.
ANDREW WK: Tuck those in.
BETH HOYT: Oh, gosh.
He's got all these insider tips.
ANDREW WK: Don't tell him.
Don't tell him.
Yeah, good.
BETH HOYT: Oh, man.
I think that you're--
ANDREW WK: OK.
Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I think you're doing great, Nate.
I don't think you should tuck it in.
Try and be different.
OK.
His isn't tucked in.
ANDREW WK: Get your hairline set here.
This is, this is good.
BETH HOYT: Think you're looking good.
ANDREW WK: Does that hurt?
DAN: No.
No.
BETH HOYT: OK.
ANDREW WK: You feel any burning?
DAN: Nuh--should I?
BETH HOYT: Are you burning?
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHS]
Yes.
BETH HOYT: That would--don't tell you if you are.
I don't want to know.
ANDREW WK: OK.
BETH HOYT: OK, you guys.
So you look great.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHS]
BETH HOYT: We're not done.
We do need, um, the blood.
So I'm going to--
ANDREW WK: Uh-oh.
BETH HOYT: I'm going to hit Nate in the face, and then you
can hit Dan after I do Nate.
ANDREW WK: Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
What?
No, no, no!
No, Beth!
No!
BETH HOYT: Oh, my go-- oh, my.
ANDREW WK: No!
BETH HOYT: I gotcha.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Uh, let's just-- you know what?
What works for this is cherry pie.
Do we have any cherry pies in the house?
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, yeah.
We always have cherry pie around.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
OK.
Wow!
I wasn't expecting you [LAUGHS]
to have these so quickly.
BETH HOYT: Sure.
No problem.
ANDREW WK: The fresh baked--
BETH HOYT: Oh.
I get it.
ANDREW WK: --cher--
BETH HOYT: So we can-- this is way more delicious than real
blood in your face.
ANDREW WK: Now, this could hurt as well, though, because,
uh, you know, some of these very firm cherries, some of
them do have pits in there.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: All right, Nate.
Watch out for the pits, I guess.
ANDREW WK: Uh, yeah.
BETH HOYT: So you guys take these.
ANDREW WK: Go ahead and--
BETH HOYT: Let's have them just get your faces in there.
Let's give them 30 seconds to really like--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: --get in there.
So 30 seconds on the clock?
ANDREW WK: Go for it, though.
Don't be shy.
You have the beard--
BETH HOYT: Go!
ANDREW WK: --too, so you're already on a-- eh, go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Get in there.
ANDREW WK: Pie!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Get in there, Nate.
ANDREW WK: Cherries!
BETH HOYT: I'll hold your hair back.
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
What are you doing?
Go!
Do more things!
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: Go!
AUDIENCE: Go!
Go!
Go!
ANDREW WK: Do!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Nate, you're doing--
ANDREW WK: Do your face!
Go!
BETH HOYT: You're really getting in there.
ANDREW WK: Do more stuff to your face!
AUDIENCE: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Mash your face!
BETH HOYT: How you doing, Nate?
ANDREW WK: Mash your face!
Mash your face!
AUDIENCE: Whoo!
BETH HOYT: Get it in there?
ANDREW WK: Mash your face!
BETH HOYT: Party!
Party, Nate!
ANDREW WK: Party!
Party!
Party!
Party!
BETH HOYT: Get your party face in there.
ANDREW WK: Party!
BETH HOYT: I think you're doing it.
ANDREW WK: Mash your face.
Put it on your shirt side.
BETH HOYT: You're really--
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt side!
BETH HOYT: Nate, you're doing a great--
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt side!
Put it on your shirt side!
BETH HOYT: I'm very proud of you.
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt side!
Put it on your shirt side!
Put it on your shirt side!
BETH HOYT AND AUDIENCE: Five!
Four!
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt.
Now, tuck that--
BETH HOYT AND AUDIENCE: Three!
ANDREW WK: Tuck that thing in!
BETH HOYT AND AUDIENCE: Two!
ANDREW WK: The crust!
BETH HOYT AND AUDIENCE: One!
ANDREW WK: The crust!
The crust!
OK.
BETH HOYT: OK.
I just heard, like, a thanks, mom.
ANDREW WK: OK.
Um--
BETH HOYT: OK.
Let's see--
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: All right.
ANDREW WK: You know--
BETH HOYT: You guys have got the look.
ANDREW WK: That's the "party 'til you puke"
look, I think, actually.
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
DAN: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Wow.
You got the shit coached out of you, Dan.
OK.
Now, that we've-- that's like not, that's
almost the final step.
But now that you've eaten an entire pie in 30 seconds, we
want you to, like, really rock out.
So for 10 seconds--
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
BETH HOYT: Um--
ANDREW WK: Thank you, Beth.
BETH HOYT: 10 seconds-- just like really rock out.
OK?
OK.
Just wipe it on his, wipe it on his, him.
ANDREW WK: Now, you know how to rock out?
BETH HOYT: So get out there and, uh--
ANDREW WK: You go punch and kick, slide and shuffle.
BETH HOYT: 10 seconds on the clock--
ANDREW WK: Punch and kick.
Slide and shuffle.
BETH HOYT: And starting now.
ANDREW WK: Go!
BETH HOYT: Let's go!
Nate!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Go for it!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Do it!
Do it!
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Party!
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
Party!
Shuffle!
BETH HOYT: Party!
Party!
ANDREW WK: Shuffle!
Yeah!
Go!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Shuffle!
Shuffle!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Shuffle!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Oh, my god!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Shuffle!
Go!
AUDIENCE: All right!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: I think that was about a minute?
DAN: [COUGHING AND GAGGING]
BETH HOYT: OK.
Wow.
OK.
Let us know--
ANDREW WK: Oh, my goodness.
BETH HOYT: --who wore it best, Dan or Nate,
who rocked out harder.
I think--
I don't know.
Let us know in the comments.
We'll tell you the scores.
And if you ever wanted to corner Andrew WK and ask him a
really probing, personal question--
ANDREW WK: Wait.
What?
BETH HOYT: --your time is now.
ANDREW WK: Uh--
BETH HOYT: Get your questions to the chat.
He said he'd answer anything.
We'll be answering them soon.
ANDREW WK: Wait a minute.
Wait.
I--
BETH HOYT: Get right back.
We'll be right back with our winner.
OK.
ANDREW WK: Wha--uh--
BETH HOYT: Party!

MATT MCMANUS: This is "Napping With Wigs." Wigs.

STEPHEN SEIDEL: Wigs.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [LAUGHING]
Oh, my god.
[THEME MUSIC]
RAPPING KIDS: McMayhem, McMayhem.
What, you didn't know?
Nah, he ain't playing.
MATT MCMANUS: Hey, daddy.
Hey, hey, daddy.
I wanna nap on you.
[GIGGLING]
FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Hello.
MATT MCMANUS: Daddy.
FEMALE SPEAKER 2: How are you?
MATT MCMANUS: Ooohhh, my god.
I'm so tired.
Can I have a chili con carne taco with carne, carne asada.
FEMALE SPEAKER 3: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
MATT MCMANUS: Guacamole.
STEPHEN SEIDEL: Con salsa.

MATT MCMANUS: I was wondering if I could get a haircut
because I want to layer it like Jennifer Aniston.
But I don't know if I--
FEMALE SPEAKER 4: [LAUGHING]

MATT MCMANUS: Well, listen.
I know your girl might get mad.
But this hair ain't real.
This ain't a real weave.
This ain't a real weave!
RAPPING KIDS: McMayhem!

MARGARET: You know what this party needs?
MALE SPEAKER 3: I'm not sure, miss.
MARGARET: Dancing.
You got a ghetto blaster?
MALE SPEAKER 3: I got a boombox.
MARGARET: Same thing.
Can I borrow it?
MALE SPEAKER 3: Now, I don't know.
I got my iPod in it.
MARGARET: Gimme your goddamn music machineychine.


BETH HOYT: OK.
We've added up the scores.
And the winner of My Damn Channel's Andrew
WK makeover is Dan.
ANDREW WK: Yes!
AUDIENCE: [CHEERING]
ANDREW WK: Yes!
Yes!
BETH HOYT: Well done.
Really, everyone who participated is a winner,
except Nate, of course.
ANDREW WK: Aw.
BETH HOYT: Um, Nate, I'm sorry.
I didn't feel, like I didn't push you hard enough.
So I will next time.
I'll, I will push you harder.
Thanks, Dan.
OK.
You guys, it's time to open up the phone lines connected to
your keyboards.
Andrew is here.
And we're taking all your questions, and your comments,
and whatever you want to talk about with him.
Get in the chat and ask away.
I'll start.
ANDREW WK: OK.
BETH HOYT: Um, so your concerts, like your fans get
so intense.
I went to--
I've been to one.
ANDREW WK: My friends.
I don't call them fans.
They're friends.
BETH HOYT: Your friends.
I love that.
ANDREW WK: Thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: OK.
So your friends get really intense.
I've been to one.
I--
I'm scared easily of, of people that are
going to hurt me.
So--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, right.
BETH HOYT: I was scared.
Have you ever been scared at one of your concerts or like--
ANDREW WK: Uh, yes.
BETH HOYT: --been near death?
ANDREW WK: Yes.
And actually just today, uh, there was, uh, a video from a
show I played in London, a secret show at a venue called
The Old Blue Last, which is really just a pub that has a
stage upstairs.
Um, what scared me is I saw teeth on the floor.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
ANDREW WK: And blood was splattered.
Um, and some of it was mine.
Uh, but when the adrenaline is rushing, [STUTTERING]
you don't even know what's going on.
So uh, yeah, that was probably most
violent, the most violent.
BETH HOYT: That is intense.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
It was fun, though.
BETH HOYT: Were they your teeth or just
some of your blood?
ANDREW WK: No.
Yeah, fortunately, they were not my teeth.
BETH HOYT: Good.
ANDREW WK: No.
Thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: OK.
We have a comment from YouTube.
Here we go.
We're going into it.
PossessedByADinosaur, wow.
"Andrew, how do you make your hair so beautiful?
Is it the bird shit?"
ANDREW WK: You know what?
That's a very good guess.
It's not actually bird shit because, uh,
despite all the pigeons--
BETH HOYT: Because you can't plan that.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
There's a lot of pigeons here.
It's hard to muster up.
Uh, and, and that's--it's my own shit.
Um, and I use that, I don't know, like
a fertilizer basically.
There's a lot of nutrients--
BETH HOYT: Sure.
ANDREW WK: --in there.
There's a lot of protein, lot of oils.
And I, I rub it through.
And then, just don't wash.
Just don't wash.
That's the main key.
BETH HOYT: It is.
It-- your hair is beautiful.
ANDREW WK: Oh, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Another comment from YouTube is from OrvilleDawkward, D,
Orville D. Awkward is what it is.
And--
ANDREW WK: Orville.
BETH HOYT: "Andrew, you are going to the Canterlot Gardens
Saturday, right?
If so, would you like me to make you a pony necklace?
If so, which one?"
ANDREW WK: Oh, of course.
BETH HOYT: Are you going?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Yeah.
What--
I'm a, uh, featured, uh, guest speaker at the Canterlot
Gardens convention.
It's a My Little Pony convention.
BETH HOYT: Is this the one in Strongsville?
ANDREW WK: Yes, it is in
Strongsville, Ohio, this weekend.
So if you're watching live, you still have a chance to buy
a ticket to get to Ohio for this weekend.
It's not just me.
It's a whole bunch of amazing folks.
And, uh, I would love a necklace.
And if you're going to make one, I'd like a Pinkie Pie
because that's the pony that I--
BETH HOYT: That's the party pony, right?
ANDREW WK: That is the party pony.
BETH HOYT: Party!
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Yay!
BETH HOYT: That's so cool.
OK.
I love, I--
My Little Pony is, I'm going, start, I'm getting into.
I know there's like phases of you're like, what?
And then you're like, oh, I get it.
ANDREW WK: Well--
BETH HOYT: And then you're like, I--
ANDREW WK: Well--
BETH HOYT: --love it a lot.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
These are beautiful creatures, you know, first and foremost.
They have four hooves.
Uh--
They have big, beautiful eyes, nice mane and tail.
They trot.
They gallop.
They march.
They canter.
They do all kinds of stuff.
And most of all, their attitude, especially Pinkie
Pie, can get benefit anybody.
BETH HOYT: How-- how long were you into the show before you
discovered Pinkie Pie.
Or was it like because of Pinkie Pie?
ANDREW WK: Well, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: Look at the service.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
Well, uh--
BETH HOYT: Uh--
ANDREW WK: You know, uh, I, I'd watch the show like many
folks at the earlier My Little Pony show-- which is,
[SINGING]
my little pony, my little pony--
uh, years ago.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: But now, there's, uh, "Friendship Is Magic."
This is the new version of My Little Pony.
Have you ever watched, uh, "The Powerpuff Girls"?
It's made by the same folks.
Uh, uh, [STUTTERING]
it's a whole new generation of Pony party power.
Um, and you know what?
Uh, [STUTTERING]
it has blown my mind because this is a, uh, uh, an un--
I'd say like an unparalleled a type of joy.
And [GAGS].
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHS]
ANDREW WK: Excuse me.
[CLEARS THROAT]
I've, I, I, I--
BETH HOYT: Crazy amount of joy happening.
ANDREW WK: Yeah, I mean, I, I, I have nothing more to say.
BETH HOYT: It just-- that's just how it happened when you
finished the sentence?
ANDREW WK: Unfortunately.
BETH HOYT: Or when you're done with the sen--
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: --the thing.
ANDREW WK: No.
BETH HOYT: Yep?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Your body is like, you're done.
ANDREW WK: My body--
BETH HOYT: Next comment is from--
ANDREW WK: [GAGS]
BETH HOYT: --aman692.
"What if Pinkie asked to be your pet?"
ANDREW WK: You know, I would say, Pinkie,
I appreciate that.
I'll take that as a, as a big compliment.
But Pinkie Pie, again, this is a pink, beautiful pony, very
fun-loving.
I would like to be Pinkie's pet.
BETH HOYT: Oh, that's a great twist.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
I would like to have a human, uh, be a pet for this horse,
uh, this pony, this small--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: --beautiful creature.
BETH HOYT: Let the animals do the--
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: --the guidance--
ANDREW WK: Right?
BETH HOYT: --for once.
And let us just be petted and fed.
ANDREW WK: Trading places, they call it.
BETH HOYT: They, uh, gosh, I like that idea.
ANDREW WK: Uh, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here's a comment from YouTube which is from cliftfrom--,
cliffromNYtoVA.
"How did you hook up with the guys from Aqua Teen Hunger
Force?"
ANDREW WK: That's a great question.
Uh, again, we're talking about Cartoon Network here, so, uh,
Adult Swim.
Uh, a wonderful man named Nick Weidenfeld who, uh, has worked
at Adult Swim for a long time has since gone on to do his
own, uh, programming and his own production company called
Friends Night, if I'm not mistaken.
BETH HOYT: Friends Night sounds like a party!
ANDREW WK: That's right!
AUDIENCE AND ANDREW WK: [CHEERING]
BETH HOYT: OK.
So they have Friends Night.
ANDREW WK: Anyway, uh, he approached
me about doing something.
And he said, you know, the guys at Aqua Teen would like
to have you make a cameo appearance.
I was so blown away because this is one of the greatest--
and not in just like cartoons, or TV shows, or animations--
this is one of the greatest things anyone's ever done as
far as I can tell.
And, uh, they, they actually, uh, you know, made me into an
animated character.
And we made a song called "Party Party Party." I wanna
have a party.
Ah da da.
AUDIENCE: Party!
BETH HOYT: Party!
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
Oh!
So, so yeah, it was a dream come true.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And for us, too.
OK.
Here's a tweet.
This is from, uh, bananaaaron.
ANDREW WK: Oh.
BETH HOYT: Bananaaaron.
ANDREW WK: I know this man.
BETH HOYT: Wow!
Aaron Morris?
What you do i-- what, "What you do first if you were 20
feet tall?"
ANDREW WK: That's, I think, directed to you.
BETH HOYT: First thing.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
First--
BETH HOYT: The first thing I would do is, um--
ANDREW WK: 20 feet tall.
BETH HOYT: I would bend over.
Because I'd be-- it's, I probably would
have had to bend over.
ANDREW WK: 10 feet.
Then you'd be 10 feet, a little bit clo--
BETH HOYT: Well, I mean, just I feel like if I was suddenly
20 feet tall, I'd be like, oh, god.
ANDREW WK: Oh, right.
Because it's quite--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Unless I happened to become 20 feet tall when I
was outside.
Then I'd be like--
I'd like, I al- already felt so tall.
ANDREW WK: Yeah, I think--
BETH HOYT: And now--
ANDREW WK: --you hope that it happens when you're--
BETH HOYT: I'd drink a lot because you could probably
drink a ton before you get--
ANDREW WK: High tolerance.
BETH HOYT: -literally.
ANDREW WK: That's wonderful.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
It's like you just--
ANDREW WK: You know, cheers to that.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
ANDREW WK: Uh-huh.
BETH HOYT: Party!
ANDREW WK AND AUDIENCE: Party!
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
That was fun.
Andrew, you inspired me to take it to the next level.
So let's not just have an internet Q&A.
ANDREW WK: Oh, god.
BETH HOYT: When we get back--
ANDREW WK: Um--
BETH HOYT: Party!
AUDIENCE: Party!
BETH HOYT: --Andrew is going to sing his-- oh!
MALE SPEAKER 4: OK.
So before I finish, I'll just, uh, delete your browsing
history, which is a normal thing to do.
Oh, my god!
This is disgusting!
You, sir, are a news pervert.
All right.
You know what?
MALE SPEAKER 5: [CRYING]
MALE SPEAKER 4: Forget-- we're going to
forget this ever happened.
I'm just gonna--
don't look at me.
Don't ever look at me again.
Here.
Just go.
Just look at this.
Don't pay me anything.
MALE SPEAKER 5: Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma.
La la la la la la la la la.
MALE SPEAKER 6: La la la la la la la.

KATE BRIAN: Hi.
I'm Kate Brian.
And you're watching "My Damn Channel Live."

BETH HOYT: It's turned on.
Andrew is going to sing your comments now.
What's the-- what is the story behind the album cover?
So you did, you did, you ate pie for that album cover?
ANDREW WK: Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It was a lot of pie.
BETH HOYT: Was it cherry pie?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
It was cherry pie, and, uh, uh, a lot of it, and then, so
much that it came out my nose.
BETH HOYT: Gosh!
ANDREW WK: You know, you inhale that pie quite quick
and, uh, you're going to get a quick fix.
BETH HOYT: OK.
We have a tweet.
ANDREW WK: OK.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Are you ready to--
well--
ANDREW WK: Well, I'm just trying to like--
BETH HOYT: --we'll do the tweet.
ANDREW WK: --develop myself here.
BETH HOYT: Develop it?
You're already pretty developed.
I mean, OK.
ANDREW WK: I'm a very well-developed young man.
BETH HOYT: All right.
What it-- how many instruments do you play?
ANDREW WK: Uh, like th--
uh, one.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: No.
You play a lot.
ANDREW WK: No, but I-- you know, I can't
play bass that well.
Uh, yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
I play--
anyone can sit down at an instrument and play it, you
know, except for flute, violin, harmonica,
uh, cello, uh, oboe.
BETH HOYT: I think you can play the harmonica
even if you say can't.
ANDREW WK: [IMITATES PLAYING HARMONICA]
BETH HOYT: You don't think that that's one you can fake?
ANDREW WK: Uh, no.
You can.
You can blow into it.
That's for sure.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
You give it a--
BETH HOYT: I mean, but you can't really
fake flute or clarinet.
You're right.
Especially clarinet, the ones with the reeds, because you
can't fake that.
ANDREW WK: Exactly.
You can't make that tone.
BETH HOYT: You have to know how.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
But piano is easy.
That's the one I chose because it's like you just--
it's just buttons.
BETH HOYT: Not easy.
ANDREW WK: [DEMONSTRATES PLAYING PIANO]
BETH HOYT: Very good.
ANDREW WK: Oh, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: Let's have you--let's have you respond to
a comment with that talent.
Here's a tweet.
And this is from, um, kimjongilasfuck.
ANDREW WK: Oh, Jesus.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
ANDREW WK: I know this--
BETH HOYT: Would you rather--
ANDREW WK: I know this gentleman, too.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
You--god, you have a lot of friends.
ANDREW WK: I've seen you as well.
BETH HOYT: "Would you rather be roommates with Kanye West
or Henry Rollins?" Would you please give us a musical
response to that.
ANDREW WK: OK.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: Kanye West or Henry Rollins?
ANDREW WK: (SINGING) I'd rather be
roommates with Henry Rollins.
But I'd take a date with Kanye West.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
That was--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, because you go back to your apartment.
Like, oh, how was that date.
Like wow, man, Kanye is intense.
He's weird.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: Well, you know, like--
BETH HOYT: That's, that's--
ANDREW WK: Good.
You know--
BETH HOYT: --totally--
ANDREW WK: --he could comfort you.
BETH HOYT: --the right situation.
ANDREW WK: Henry Rollins is more comforting.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: Kanye is more like--
BETH HOYT: One is sporadically--
ANDREW WK: --whoa!
BETH HOYT: --for a big experience or
ANDREW WK: He wears, like--
BETH HOYT: --a story.
ANDREW WK: --bowties and stuff.
Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Here's a comment, another comment, from YouTube,
AaronFlutterguy.
Is there any way that cardigans can be partyriffic?
Party!
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Now, do you want to sing this one?
BETH HOYT: I want--
ahh.
ANDREW WK: Come on.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
(SINGING)_ Yes, they can.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: Right?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
That's it.
OK.
BETH HOYT: OK.
I felt-- that felt really good.
ANDREW WK: That was good.
Sometimes, they're short, you know.
That's, that's OK.
BETH HOYT: They absolutely can.
If they have stripes--
ANDREW WK: The answer is yes, they can.
BETH HOYT: --or polka dots, or if they don't quite match, and
just looks--
I think that's the, that's the way to do it.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Here's another comment from YouTube.
This is from, uh, natiragiggles.
"How does it feel to be the nicest guy in rock?
Anyone ever try to make you fit the 'angry jerk' image of
rock?" I mean, that's an interesting question.
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: That could be a long song.
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I'll keep it short.
BETH HOYT: I want abridged.
ANDREW WK: Uh, here, here, here.
(SINGING) MTV sent me to North Carolina.
BETH HOYT: (SINGING) North Carolina.
ANDREW WK: (SINGING) MTV sent me to, uh,
an all-black college.
BETH HOYT: Oh, no.
ANDREW WK: They wanted me to be a jerk.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
ANDREW WK: And go crazy and insult the
principal, the dean.
I said, no, that would be mean.

BETH HOYT: Good for you--
ANDREW WK: Oh, thank you very much.
BETH HOYT: --saying no to MTV when they were trying to make
you a jerk.
ANDREW WK: Well, no, no.
Turn into a--
BETH HOYT: When they're trying to turn you into a jerk.
ANDREW WK: You can see this show.
It's called, uh, uh, uh, the--
gee whiz-- um, uh, "Crashing with Andrew WK."
Look it up on YouTube.
All the clips are there.
Went to North Carolina Central University.
And, uh, the back story is that the producers of the show
initially wanted me to be very mean to, uh,
to everybody there.
And I said, no!
BETH HOYT: Because they wanted to change your persona or
because they, they didn't get your persona?
ANDREW WK: They thought I was a mean-- uh, you know,
sometimes, people think, like, rock, rock musicians--
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: --are going to be mean and all that.
So--
BETH HOYT: They didn't know that you're an angel.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
I'm a beautiful angel of--
BETH HOYT: Angel of rock.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here's another comment from YouTube.
This is from tinyhohoho, Andrew Brooho--, Brohoff.
ANDREW WK: Brohoof.
BETH HOYT: That is all.
ANDREW WK: Brohoof.
BETH HOYT: Brohoof.
That's why I'm-- that's why I'm a girly girl.
ANDREW WK: [PLAYING PIANO]
(SINGING) Brohoof!
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Yeah!
BETH HOYT: Party!
ANDREW WK: Hey!
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Hey!
BETH HOYT: That was really good.
ANDREW WK: Oh, thank you.
BETH HOYT: Here's another comment from YouTube.
I like when you do these this way.
Genepaulacepeter--
"Beth, let Adrew style your hair." And then this face.
ANDREW WK: Who's Adrew?
BETH HOYT: Will you do it since Adrew is not here?
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
Well, I can tell you--
BETH HOYT: But musically.
ANDREW WK: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: I'll play.
ANDREW WK: I can tell you, folks.
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah.
ANDREW WK: It's, it's very soft.
Yeah.
Play.
BETH HOYT: It's soft.
ANDREW WK: Play.
[PLAYING PIANO]
ANDREW WK: It's very soft.
BETH HOYT: Thanks.
I washed it.
ANDREW WK: Oh, well.
BETH HOYT: I know that's a tip you said not to do.
Now, I know.
Now, I know.
ANDREW WK: Don't do that again.
BETH HOYT: Gosh.
No, I didn't know that before.
ANDREW WK: Keep those oils in.
BETH HOYT: Here's another tweet from YouTube.
And that is-- or no, it's a tweet from, uh, this is from
BlueGray11.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Your dad taught me property law--our coolest
professor by far.
ANDREW WK: OK.
BETH HOYT: How did he influence your
music, you with music?
ANDREW WK: Mm.
Uh, well, you, uh, my, my father is a very kind man.
You know, just the other night, he was, uh, I was
telling him about the bed bugs and stuff.
And, uh, he was saying, like, you know, you got to stay
strong, and you got to, you got to, you, you--
can I be honest?
He said, Andrew--
this is really what he said.
BETH HOYT: What did he say?
Can you tell us what he said?
ANDREW WK: Oh.
(SINGING) Andrew, you should walk around town with a
shit-eating grin on your face.
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: I said, Dad, are you really serious?
He said, yes.
And that's the case.
Walk around all of New York City with a shit-eating grin
on your face.
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: 'Cause you've made it.
And that's the case.
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
That was amazing.
I love your dad.
ANDREW WK: No, he did.
No, he's a great guy.
And every now and then, every now and then, you know, he
gives me a great piece of advice.
BETH HOYT: That's, that's a good one.
ANDREW WK: So he said, just keep a shit-eating
grin on your face.
I said, OK.
Does that mean you actually have to eat shit?
He's like, no, it's a colloquial-- it's,
that's like a saying.
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: And again, I'm joking.
BETH HOYT: You love the look.
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: I have a lot of friends who went to Michigan
Law School, too, and also love your dad.
That was-- he's like their favorite professor.
ANDREW WK: He's a, you know, he's a, he, he really is, uh,
an entertainer who happened to be--
BETH HOYT: Super smart guy that does law.
ANDREW WK: Teaching.
Yeah, like very smart.
Yeah.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Here's a tweet from YouTu-- from, uh, why do
I keep saying that?
ANDREW WK: [INAUDIBLE]
Marshall McCorcle.
BETH HOYT: Uh, Marshall McCorcle.
ANDREW WK: Corcle.
[GURGLING]
BETH HOYT: What mantras do you chant to
yourself all day long?
ANDREW WK: Party hard.
Party hard.
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
AUDIENCE AND ANDREW WK: Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Party hard.
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
AUDIENCE: Hey!
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
That is an exhaust-- you must be so tired when you go to bed
if you're, well, do you ever go?
How can you go to bed when that is playing in your head?
ANDREW WK: I, I actually do go to bed.
Uh, like--
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: I guess about 4 days ago.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
ANDREW WK: That's when I got the bed bugs.
BETH HOYT: Oh.
ANDREW WK: And that's the problem.
If I had not gone to bed, then I would never would have
gotten these bed bugs.
BETH HOYT: Man.
It's a lesson.
It's a lesson for all you guys.
And I know that you guys didn't forget that I mentioned
a very special video premiere.
I, um, I didn't forget either.
I was just waiting for, um, yeah.
God, memory.
We know.
Party hard instead.
ANDREW WK: It's not our word.
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Hey!
BETH HOYT: OK.
So I didn't forget that you--that I
promised that video.
I just wanted to wait for the keyboard.
Andrew is going to help me give it an
introduction it deserves.
Is that OK?
ANDREW WK: [INAUDIBLE]
BETH HOYT: I just would love you to play some, like, highly
anticipatory music.
And I'm going to read, I'm going to tell you--
ANDREW WK: Anticipatory.
OK.
BETH HOYT: --all about this.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very excited to bring to you a
My Damn Channel original video premiere, the season finale,
"Save The Supers," guest starring the
amazing Seth Green.
This is "The Superforce Versus the End." Play it!
Party!
AUDIENCE: Party!
ANDREW WK: Hey!

MALE SPEAKER 7: Last time on "Save The Supers," Fleet Foot
ordered a really big party.
Merman was wasted.
The general arrived.
The party was gold nugget.
Night Knight distracted the general.
Morph Man and Merman made up.
But then, the general was a giant dick and pulled the
Superforce funding.
What will happen next?
I can hardly wait.

MERMAN: Yeah.
Superforce HQ.
Yeah, I love it in here, right?
It's going to be at Denny's.
Dance, man.
Oh, hey, Morph Man.
Hey, buddy!
How's it going, [BLEEP]?
You, oh, you're here to celebrate with us, right?
No, he's here to celebrate [INAUDIBLE]
everybody.
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
MERMAN: Huh?
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Take, take it easy, Hemingway.
You're drunk.
MERMAN: It's time.
It's time.
The Superforce is over.
We're just kaput.
We're kaputsville.
It's a place.
And we're there.
You're out of a job.
You're out of a job.
He's got a job.
He's with the team, Douche Ventures, now.
You know that?
What?
Oh, really?
You won't even morph into a human being to
talk to your friend?
Wow.

You're dead to me.
You're dead to me!
DJ DEATH: You're all dead to us.
[GASPING]
DJ DEATH: Yo, yo, yo.
We are not just your super phat DJs.
We are also your super phat villains Yes.
Now, the world will soon know the power of DJ Death.
DEATHTINY'S CHILD: DJ Death?
DJ DEATH: Featuring Deathtiny's Child.
[SCREAMING]
DJ DEATH: Yes, that's right, Superforce.
What you're hearing is ultrasonic [INAUDIBLE]
beams interfering with your super powers on
the molecular level.
DEATHTINY'S CHILD: Silence!
DJ DEATH: [LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
DJ DEATH: You all may be wondering
about our master plan.
I believe it's proper supervillain protocol to
discuss it in detail.
Well, we started small, of course, working parties and
proms, and even slaughtering a few bar mitzvahs.
DEATHTINY'S CHILD: Mazel tov.
MERMAN: Use your laser eyes on that amp.
MALE SPEAKER 8: Ow!
I, I can't.
I'm feeling horrible sensations in my body.
MERMAN: Oh, you mean pain?
Did you hook up with Rascal, you ass?
MALE SPEAKER 8: We only did missionary.
That's the one over the chair, right?
DJ DEATH: Now, we're going to defunkify the Superforce.
DEATHTINY'S CHILD: Ba ba ba bop.
[INAUDIBLE].
DJ DEATH: [LAUGHING]
Villainous extended laughter.
[SCREAMING]
NIGHT KNIGHT: Fear not, General.
This cocoon is impenetrable.
Nothing gets in, and nothing gets out.
GENERAL UNDERWOOD: Including cell phone signals,
apparently.
NIGHT KNIGHT: Nothing gets out, not enough oxygen.
GENERAL UNDERWOOD: What?
NIGHT KNIGHT: Snickers?
GENERAL UNDERWOOD: No, thank you.

[MUSIC - MOZART, "LACRIMOSA FROM REQUIEM MASS IN D MINOR"]

[GASPING]
REPORTER: You usually save the day.
This time, it was Merman.
What happened?
WORLD MAN: Yeah.
I threw him one.
I just [BLEEP]
his girlfriend.
DJ DEATH: You look familiar to me.
MALE SPEAKER 9: I'm the world's fastest man.
DJ DEATH: Oh, no, no.
I remember now.
You're the speed demon who--
MALE SPEAKER 9: Don't you [BLEEP]
mess this up for me, man.
These people don't know [BLEEP]
about--
[LAUGHS].
Watch your step.
[LAUGHS]
DJ DEATH: You used to be my homey.
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Sorry about tonight.
MALE SPEAKER 10: No.
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Call me later?
MALE SPEAKER 10: Yeah, totally.
Nope, not a chance. 'Bye.
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Hm.
NIGHT KNIGHT: He was weak.
FEMALE SPEAKER 5: Meh.
Whatevs.
I'm done with relationships for at least 200 years.
GENERAL UNDERWOOD: Well done, Merman.
Morph Man told me about everything that happened while
I was in the Night Cocoon, which was a rather strange
experience, to be honest.
NIGHT KNIGHT: Oh.
This plate is dirty.
I'll get you another.

GENERAL UNDERWOOD: But you all saved my life.
And Hammerstrike will take these events into
consideration.
MERMAN: So the Superforce--
GENERAL UNDERWOOD: We'll be in touch.
As you were.
MALE SPEAKER 8: Ow!

Ah.

Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
MALE SPEAKER 11: Push.
Push.
That's it, Bessie.
Push.
Yes.
Welcome to the world, superbaby.
[BABY CRYING]
MALE SPEAKER 11: I think I'll call you Reginald.
[BABY CRYING]
FEMALE SPEAKER 6: Ew, that robot just barfed.

BETH HOYT: What?
You thought I'd be left out of the Andrew WK fun?
ANDREW WK: You look fantastic.
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
I mean, thank you!
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Thanks for watching, you guys.
Thanks to Andrew WK for being here.
Go buy the 10-year anniversary edition of "I Get Wet."
Andrew, where can people find you?
Uh, so Strongville this weekend?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And what else is happening?
ANDREW WK: Uh, just go to--
BETH HOYT: Just go to your website?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
Go to andrewwk.com.
That's A-N-D-R-E-W-W-K dot com.
Or W-W-W dot A-N-D-R-E-W-W-K dot com.
BETH HOYT: Got that?
ANDREW WK: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Congratulations on the album and all
the success, and--
ANDREW WK: Thank you--
BETH HOYT: --you guys.
Um--
ANDREW WK: --very much.
BETH HOYT: I'll see you all tomorrow.
Subscribe and--
ANDREW WK: Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
[PLAYING PIANO]
BETH HOYT: You're my favorite.
ANDREW WK: Cherry pie!
[THEME MUSIC]