WIL WHEATON: Hello, internet.
Allow me to address the non-high definition quality of
this video right away.
I am at the Stone Bistro in Escondido,
California with my son Ryan.
Today, July 31, is Ryan's 23rd birthday.
I know, right?
And like every Wheaton, he loves Stone beer.
So we brought him down here for his birthday.
I forgot to bring my regular HD camera with me, so I'm
making this for you on my son's
birthday with my cellphone.
You're welcome.
This week, there is no new TableTop.
But there is a delightful outtake reel of me saying
[BLEEP]
a whole lot and Alison Haislip and I being very frustrated
that people are driving outside of our studio.
I hope you enjoy it.
I have a very important TableTop announcement for you.
Ready?
Pens down.
Yes, including you, sir.
Or madam.
TableTop is moving to Thursdays, starting with next
week's episode of Say Anything, which features Matt
Mira and Jonah Ray from Nerdist World Domination
Headquarters.
Apparently those slackers at Sword and Laser--
I'm talking about you, Veronica and Tom--
had to move to Fridays.
So we're showing up on Thursdays now.
So yay, TableTop is now on Thursdays.
Which, if you are a nerd of a certain age, is an exciting
bit of information, because Thursdays is when The Simpsons
came on, back when The Simpsons was awesome.
So that is the way that I don't feel bad about being on
Thursdays instead of Fridays.
Thank you very much for watching.
Enjoy this gag reel.
And I will see you next time on TableTop.
Until then, Beer Wheaton.
WIL WHEATON: This is my personal copy of
Fiasco, by the way.
I brought it here today to imbue it with the energy of--
nobody even cares.
We're all kind of precious.
And--
and another thing?
And that?
Lust, ambition, and avarice.
It's not avarice.
That's not right.
The phlegm in my head has actually formed it's own
homeowner's association.
Hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it, kill it with fire.
Gamemaster takes some players through an adventure to a
campaign [BLEEP]
me in the face.
Creating games that have a stronger focus on--
[BLEEP], it was going so well!
Aahh!
Uhh!
Ass-[BLEEP]
MALE SPEAKER: E-cam marker.
ALISON HAISLIP: (BRITISH ACCENT) Hello.
Mum-mum-mum.
Oh my gosh, I didn't even realize there
was a camera up there.
I was like, why does he keep tilting that thing?
WIL WHEATON: Are things too hot for disco?
BONNIE BURTON: Burn, baby, burn.
ALISON HAISLIP: All right.
WIL WHEATON: [LAUGHS]
BONNIE BURTON: I don't know that I've ever been able to be
really evil without too many consequences.
So, thanks.
JOHN ROGERS: Too many?
WIL WHEATON: Just like I am--
just like I have?
[ECHOEY METALLIC SOUND FROM BOWELS OF TRUCK OUTSIDE]
FEMALE SPEAKER: Stop farting.
WIL WHEATON: Sorry.
[HONK]
ALISON HAISLIP: Oh, that's beeping.
(SINGING) Beeping.
Truck beeping.
Back it up.
Whether it's through Marty or through--
[HONK HONK]
--Bonnie, I don't think she--
[HONK]
WIL WHEATON: Relationship that she had, the
one with her husband?
[BLEEP]
me.
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP].
I mean, I say cluster-[BLEEP]
a lot.
I say [BLEEP]
a lot.
If YouTube would just let us say [BLEEP],
everything would be fine.
[BLEEP]
YouTube.
[BLEEP].
