I Love You, Man (9/9) Movie CLIP - Stop Calling Me Hulk (2009) HD


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Transcript:
Sydney: So, what'd she say about me being your best man?
Peter: She was pumped. She thought it was awesome.
Come on, dude.
I'm the worst liar. I promised her I wouldn't say anything.
Well, what is it?
She thinks you don't like her.
What? That is... No, of course I like her. Are you...
We've only hung out a few times,
But she's gonna be your wife. Of course I like her.
This dumb toast is gonna haunt me forever.
Oh, man!
Sydney: Dude, why is ferrigno eating with that urinal-cake-faced fuckhead?
We gotta confront him. Hold this.
No, wait. Sydney, wait, wait. Wait. Sydney!
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck is going on here?
Do I know you? No, you don't know me,
But I believe you know my friend peter klaven,
Who has an exclusive listing on this man's property.
Lou, you promised peter the commission to your house.
I know, but he's not doing shit with it.
That is total crap, hulk, all right?
Listen, this kind of stuff doesn't happen overnight.
Peter, who the hell is this guy?
Hulk, let me tell you something about peter...
Look, please get your hand out of my face and stop calling me hulk.
(cell phone ringing)
I'm a person, okay?
I'm a person, okay.
I warned you. You warned me?
Hello? Zooey on phone: Hey.
I'm on my way to the marriage bureau.
Sydney on phone: Fuck you, lou ferrigno!
Is that sydney?
Hey! Fuck you, hulk!
Oh, shit.
What the... What are you doing?
What's going on?
Peter on phone: Sydney. He's fighting lou ferrigno.
Sydney: Peter! He's so strong!
Easy. Don't fight it. The hulk has me in a sleeper hold,
And I don't think I can take him... Easy. That's it.
(snoring)
Zooey: Peter!
Tevin: Wow. Peter!
Why the fuck would anyone get in a fight with lou ferrigno?
Sydney's a hothead. He thought he was standing up for me.
To the incredible hulk?
No, that's just a character he played.
In real life, lou's actually a sweet man.